That's right sheeple! Pull your head from the sand and see the truth!!1 The events of 9/11 were planned and executed by evil individuals outside of the US government...controlled by people outside of the CIA..all for the benefit of people outside the Zionist controlled Israel!!11

All of the evidence can be found in this YouTube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4&feature=related

Lol

Dammit. I wanted to start this thread@@!

Never mind: Everything you ever wanted to know about the 9/11 conspiracy theory in under 5 minutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuC_4mGTs98&feature=player_embedded

Here's a sliiightly more apt one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMZ-nkYr46w

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1261/nyan11.jpg

Pull your head from the sand and see the truth!!
Yep...http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS4egSvUAannI59qFyuVkbdMS7JnUbRN oSF6k1VT3B_ngoGOjPIdA

This is my personal favorite:

Link (http://www.theonion.com/video/911-conspiracy-theories-ridiculous-al-qaeda-says,14222/)

"Me and Bush..we go out...we hang" I laugh every time.

What about the fact that BBC reported WTC7 collapsing 20 minutes before its collapse? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7SwOT29gbc

O, and Fox.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EWKtO_xXsk&feature=related

And this building didn't even fall from an explosion or crash, it just magically fell. Thank you FOX!

Sooo 2 news agencies reported this building falling before it did and you mean to tell me there was no prior knowledge of this? give me a break.

What about the fact that BBC reported WTC7 collapsing 20 minutes before its collapse? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7SwOT29gbc

O, and Fox.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EWKtO_xXsk&feature=related

And this building didn't even fall from an explosion or crash, it just magically fell. Thank you FOX!

Sooo 2 news agencies reported this building falling before it did and you mean to tell me there was no prior knowledge of this? give me a break.

Start your own thread...this is a comedy thread about 9/11 being an OUTSIDE job. Feel free to start your own..and I'd be happy to debate you on the topic.

Start your own thread...this is a comedy thread about 9/11 being an OUTSIDE job. Feel free to start your own..and I'd be happy to debate you on the topic.

Its 4 post long, and dead. Why not debate here? Outside job?

Its 4 post long, and dead. Why not debate here? Outside job?

Outside job = Al Qaeda. Check you PM's.

It wasn't Al Quaeda.
It was not-so ancient aliens trying to make room for another pyramid!

(Possibly with the covert aid of giant invisible hyraces working from inside the CIA).

That's right sheeple! Pull your head from the sand and see the truth!!1 The events of 9/11 were planned and executed by evil individuals outside of the US government...controlled by people outside of the CIA..all for the benefit of people outside the Zionist controlled Israel!!11

All of the evidence can be found in this YouTube video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4&feature=related

That cat is just to funny . I can see why it got so many hits . It just touches the funny bone some how . The vibrational feeling from watching its repetitiveness I think

Don't forget the pentagon was hit by a missile!

The Pentagon was hit by mistletoe?

The Pentagon was hit by mistletoe?

Yes! Then everyone on the inside kissed so hard part of the building exploded. I think it happend in 2001 or something idk ;)

Oh, right when the Millennium turned. I understand how that could happen.

That's impossible...no one would kiss Dick Cheney!

Dick Cheney would kiss Dick Cheney.

The Pentagon was hit by a Misanthrope?

It was done by a world governing body, to instill fear in the world population. Simply to give up their rights to this world government. Only to decrease the worlds population. Soon, they will enforce regulations to control food, because of global warming. Its all happening, see the signs.

The Pentagon was hit by a Misanthrope?

Mistletoe. Learn to spell. Duhr.


It was done by a world governing body, to instill fear in the world population. Simply to give up their rights to this world government. Only to decrease the worlds population. Soon, they will enforce regulations to control food, because of global warming. Its all happening, see the signs.

Like this sign?

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1188924098378&id=5862f9fb19c326c256a5154ce6225de0&url=http%3a%2f%2falafista.com%2fwordpress%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2fimages%2ffebruary09%2f002.jpg

It was done by a world governing body, to instill fear in the world population. Simply to give up their rights to this world government. Only to decrease the worlds population. Soon, they will enforce regulations to control food, because of global warming. Its all happening, see the signs.

It is not like you think . I am the conspirator every one talks about . I been working on it over 40 years now and and just starting to see the fruits of my labor . Yeah Lone assistant. It takes a lot fucking planning Let Me tell you . First you got to make your word/works stick . That is the biggest obstacle you can overcome . Cause in the beginning everyone wants to take take take . It is real hard to let go when the crows are eating the straw out of the straw man.
The bigger question is what do we conspire to do?

So the thing is do you want to conspire ?

It is not like you think . I am the conspirator every one talks about . I been working on it over 40 years now and and just starting to see the fruits of my labor . Yeah Lone assistant. It takes a lot fucking planning Let Me tell you . First you got to make your word/works stick . That is the biggest obstacle you can overcome . Cause in the beginning everyone wants to take take take . It is real hard to let go when the crows are eating the straw out of the straw man.
The bigger question is what do we conspire to do?

So the thing is do you want to conspire ?

I'll bet your the one who started all rumors anyway!!! ;) :p

I'll bet your the one who started all rumors anyway!!! ;) :p

No No No Al Gore invented the internet . What blew Me away was when I told the world to Stand and they did . It was the weirdest thing. A scientist was there when it happened . Maybe just coincidence, but you know what People still keep standing so I don't know ? It was weird. You got no idea how weird it was. I made a public cry for the common people of the world to stand . It was on the Maranatha site before they ban Me . The Arab spring kicked of right after that like immediately. It had to have started before I first saw it so coincidence probably , Lucky guess maybe . It sure didn't look like it to all the people that were witness . Actually the scientist posted a song . It was good song . It was called stand for Me . She posted right after I made my plea and the the Arab spring story broke right at that very minute . Like I said and they did it just as soon as i said it . Very freaky . It was like Ah! Na can't be? To strange . Not real ! My imagination it must be

The Pentagon was hit by mistletoe?

Missile toe?

http://cutenosegrl.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/pentagon-300.jpg?w=300&h=196
Jeebus! I had no idea!
I better pay more attention to foot hygiene, that $hit's dangerous.


Suregeek:
Its all happening, see the signs. http://stockazoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/see_the_signs_400.jpghttp://gloriadelia.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/afraid_screaming_face.gif?w=269&h=300

Missile toe?

http://cutenosegrl.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/pentagon-300.jpg?w=300&h=196
Jeebus! I had no idea!
I better pay more attention to foot hygiene, that $hit's dangerous.

http://stockazoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/see_the_signs_400.jpghttp://gloriadelia.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/afraid_screaming_face.gif?w=269&h=300

Nice lol!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=xVslP2SdVWo

Missile toe?

http://cutenosegrl.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/pentagon-300.jpg?w=300&h=196
Jeebus! I had no idea!
I better pay more attention to foot hygiene, that $hit's dangerous.

http://stockazoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/see_the_signs_400.jpghttp://gloriadelia.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/afraid_screaming_face.gif?w=269&h=300

Is that like Camel-toe? Or is it more like Moose knuckle?

Moose knuckle lol this must be a canadian site :)

Today's XKCD (http://xkcd.com/966/):
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/jet_fuel.png

Alt text: The 'controlled demoliton' theory was concocted by the government to distract us. '9/11 was an inside job' was an inside job!

Maybe Randall Munroe reads Sciforums?