This one I have got from SETI in the Netherlands. One of the members, called Mousetrap had posted it there.

A short vacation...Enjoy
http://members.home.nl/mousetrap/vacation.mpeg

Yeah, I tried swimming but the sharks where to bad...


Planning on another soon, maybe to the Darling Mansion. Its expensive. For a poor person it might be awhile?

There's always the lotto?

Im still going to see MUM, If I can get it all worked out....if!



bjl;)

Hey Bobby Lee, thank you for taking the time to look at it and give a nice reply.;)

Don't you think it is a little bit a very, very short vacation?

Yes, Banshee......Agree'd.;)


bjl

Thank you so much for your reply Bobby Lee.

It is real nice to hear what you think of this very Short Vacation.:)

Perhaps it will stimulate some other members to reply on it, for it is funny....:p

Day one: After an entire fifth of Bicardi 151, two valium and a hit from a bong, I wake up in a back alley behind a gay vietnamese bar wearing nothing but a condom shaped like a duck.


Day two: I pay a hooker to get "freaky" so that I can play "Safety Dance" by MEN WITHOUT HATS while making love. Instead she straps me to a cheap plastic chair with an old guitar strap and whips me with a leather thong medallion while her midget wee-wees in my hair.

Day three: I return to Wedgewood Elementary School where I teach.

That are three pretty Short Vacations, but nice ones...:p :p

I am still laughing.:D

Thank you so much for this nice, nice reply.
Really, to laugh your head off...;)