View Full Version : A law frim that never loses


certified psycho
07-11-03, 08:52 AM
If you are in trouble with check this law frim out
THEY ARE THE BEST.

plasticwingsmelting
07-11-03, 12:57 PM
am i the only one who finds this funny?

Redoubtable
07-11-03, 12:59 PM
Nope, you aren't, comrade. :D

wesmorrisbabe
07-11-03, 02:55 PM
That's great!! :) And probably affordable if you can't afford OJ's defense team.

sargentlard
07-11-03, 03:16 PM
I expect nothing less of my lawyers. They must be soulless warriors who can cut a thorat without hesitence and walk the path in life of a lonely warrior....and file one hell of a lawsuit.

wesmorrisbabe
07-11-03, 03:20 PM
I would have to go with a lawyer that uses the "Chubaca Technique."

Lawyer: "This is Chubaca." (Pointing to picture of Chubabca.) "Now, see what I said? Now, that does NOT make sense! And why are you thinking about Chubaca when this man/woman's life is on the line?" ~South Park (www.comedycentral.com)

Absane
07-11-03, 03:36 PM
I wonder if those lawyers are excellant ninjas...

Closet Philosopher
07-12-03, 06:06 PM
That is kind of the point of the joke...

Absane
07-12-03, 06:23 PM
I know that.. however, I do notice the cars parked outside of the two. I would think they would be more expensive... since they never lose (unless they like to park their fancy cars in the back for no one to see) ;)

Fafnir665
07-12-03, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by 4DHyperCubix
I know that.. however, I do notice the cars parked outside of the two. I would think they would be more expensive... since they never lose (unless they like to park their fancy cars in the back for no one to see) ;)


Duh, the parking space out front is for their clients

Absane
07-12-03, 07:02 PM
However, wouldn't the clients have money, too? Good lawyers = good cash. They could go get a loan for that dream car, get a lawyer to sue some random guy, then win. muahahah

Xenu
07-12-03, 07:52 PM
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go! *think vanilla ice, TMNT style*

Absane
07-12-03, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by Xenu
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go! *think vanilla ice, TMNT style*

Kick ass! I have a VHS tape of that song... the video is pretty cool... well, I have not watched it in years, but still cool :cool:

James Sibley