What influential person do you think should be removed from the United States? Excluding people who were once in power, but no longer have much influence. (Such as George Bush or Bill Clinton.)

Liberals. All of them.

Anyone who doesn't like chocolate.

Idiocy is an American right.

Liberals. All of them.

so you're against society progressing any further?

Dick motherfucking Cheney.

Rush Limbaugh...but where else would you put that sack of shit?

Anyone who doesn't like chocolate.

:bawl: Oh no... I'll miss you!!!

Andy Dick. He annoys the hell outta me.

Tough one.
Michael Moore
All members of CAIR
All the women of the View (past and present)
Oprah

Not "influential" but VERY annoying:
Gilbert Gottfried
Richard Simmons
Roseanne
Kathie Lee Gifford
Adam Sandler
Jehovah's Witnesses
All PMSNBC employees

It is berry berry interesting, Sandy has a list and you liberals do not...

Tough one.
Michael Moore
All members of CAIR
All the women of the View (past and present)
Oprah

Not "influential" but VERY annoying:
Gilbert Gottfried
Richard Simmons
Roseanne
Kathie Lee Gifford
Adam Sandler
Jehovah's Witnesses
All PMSNBC employees

I quite literally laughed out loud!

Welcome back sandy!:)

The creators of "Beevis & Butthead"/"King Of The Hill".

~String

It is berry berry interesting, Sandy has a list and you liberals do not... The part about "removing from the United States" left us out.

How about "remove from the TV screen in any but joke-butt role"?

Then the answer is easy: Glenn Beck's poll numbers (http://www.gallup.com/poll/124895/clinton-edges-palin-admired-woman.aspx) just passed Limbaugh's as "most admired" Apostle to the Palinites (http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/Morans.jpg) . So he's the biggest.

The creators of "Beevis & Butthead"/"King Of The Hill".

~String

I second that.

really? Not the creators of all the insulting stupid reality shows on MTv?

The creators of "Beevis & Butthead"/"King Of The Hill".

~String

Ironic, considering that they're the same people who gave us Office Space and Idiocracy, both far more searing indictments of American idiocy than anything yet apparent in this thread...

Some of the people at PETA
vegans

Ironic, considering that they're the same people who gave us Office Space and Idiocracy, both far more searing indictments of American idiocy than anything yet apparent in this thread...

Really?

I'm no fan of "Office Space" though I hear great things about "Idiocracy".

~String

I'm no fan of "Office Space"

/baffled

Next you'll tell me you didn't like Super Troopers...

What influential person do you think should be removed from the United States? Excluding people who were once in power, but no longer have much influence. (Such as George Bush or Bill Clinton.) ONE ?!?

I know of 535 worthless oxygen suckers in dire need of bullets in the back of the head and internment in a lime pit ASAP... ...and that's just for starters...

Really?

I'm no fan of "Office Space" though I hear great things about "Idiocracy".

~String

WHAT! I don't even know who you are!

How can you not love Lumberg??

http://www.thejobbored.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/10221_office_space_stapler_with_milton1.jpg

I have a list:

Top 2:
Bill O'reilly
George Bush


they should be sent to a remote island with no chance of escape.

WHAT! I don't even know who you are!

How can you not love Lumberg??

http://www.thejobbored.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/10221_office_space_stapler_with_milton1.jpg

Lumberg? or Milton?

Lumberg is the guy that still has his coffee cup in hand, when he's fuckin.

Oh BTW - Tucker Carleson - please shoot and piss on him.

Lumberg? or Milton?

Lumberg is the guy that still has his coffee cup in hand, when he's fuckin.

Yeah.

Isn't Lumberg played by that Dr. Cox guy?

~String

George Bush is the obvious choice not just for being stupid but for screwing up the rest of the world whist he was in power, but where would you expel him to?
I say just build a 1000-foot wall around Texas and call it “Strangely Homoerotic Bizarro Land.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/87/Cox-season9.jpg/250px-Cox-season9.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._McGinley)

John C. McGinley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._McGinley)

~String

I say just build a 1000-foot wall around Texas and call it “Strangely Homoerotic Bizarro Land.

Such ignorant statements would quickly move you to the top of the list of "America's (or any place's) Biggest Idiots." Have you even bothered to go there? It's a state of 20 million people with about 5 major metropolitan areas. San Antonio is one of the best cities in the USA, IMHO.

~String

Deepak Chopra

Such ignorant statements would quickly move you to the top of the list of "America's (or any place's) Biggest Idiots." Have you even bothered to go there? It's a state of 20 million people with about 5 major metropolitan areas. San Antonio is one of the best cities in the USA, IMHO.

~String

Thank you for calling me an idiot I thought that was against the rules of this forum. You might disagree with me but is a personal insult necessary?

It’s a bit of a generalization, and it was a flippant remark, but the tone of this thread is kind of flippant. The choice anyone makes in this thread is sure to offend someone.
But it’s no different from making an Irish or Polish joke.
And yes I’ve been there and people were mostly very friendly, but the macho vibe is there as well.

The south park creators.

Another prospect is below:


Idiocy is an American right.

Thank you for calling me an idiot I thought that was against the rules of this forum. You might disagree with me but is a personal insult necessary?

It’s a bit of a generalization, and it was a flippant remark, but the tone of this thread is kind of flippant. The choice anyone makes in this thread is sure to offend someone.
But it’s no different from making an Irish or Polish joke.
And yes I’ve been there and people were mostly very friendly, but the macho vibe is there as well.

You called an entire state, along with numerous members of my family the same. Deal with it and grow up. You're senseless ad homs deserve little respect.

~String

You called an entire state, along with numerous members of my family the same. Deal with it and grow up. You're senseless ad homs deserve little respect.


I agree, Texas is a great state; and as a foreigner in origin, I say this.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/87/Cox-season9.jpg/250px-Cox-season9.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._McGinley)

John C. McGinley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._McGinley)

~String

really? why? He does a lot of work with the Natl Down Syndrome Society.

You called an entire state, along with numerous members of my family the same. Deal with it and grow up. You're senseless ad homs deserve little respect.

~String

Not I didn't I called George Bush and idiot and implied that Texas had a strange macho possibly homoerotic vibe.

It a generalization and a matter of opinion and probably not true. Should I have said it? Why not! Does it offend you “Yes” but I didn’t brake any rules of Sci-Forums.
But you personally insulted me, I don’t care but you’re a moderator and it’s not a good look.
It was dumb joke, but how come its okay to make jokes about Poland and not Texas? I named no individuals apart from GB and that’s the Thread question.
And yes I do deserve respect you might not agree with what I say, but you have to respect my right to say it.

[End of subject as far as I'm concerned]

It a generalization and a matter of opinion and probably not true. If you try to defend yourself from every touchy little whiner every time they take offense around here, you're going to be pretty busy - and never get make any jokes at all, even the true ones (like that one).

The OP wants America's biggest idiot labeled, so offense the goal, no? Glenn Beck got the most votes from his own admirers, which is one criterion. But how about John McCain? Granted there's maybe too much serious tragedy in McCain's corruption, too much sadness in the loss of the potential nobility, but when he went from backing W's wars to hiring Phil Gramm for economic advice to continually confusing Iraq with Iran on TV and taking Sara Palin on the ticket, he went from error to folly to clown city rambling. And he's still at that last, on TV all the time.

IDIOT SIGHTING

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock
the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side,
I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that
it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to
the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I know.
I already got that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS


IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that
one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large'
enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute,
and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time,
a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady,
you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.
He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and
I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, 'You gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back. She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING :
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
From Kingman , KS



IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE :
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell
and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind
the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry,
but they only had iceburg lettuce.
-- From Kansas City



IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded,
'That's why we ask.'
Happened in Birmingham , Ala.


IDIOT SIGHTING :
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She's a probation officer in Wichita , KS


IDIOT SIGHTING :
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to 'downsizing,' our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken.
We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.

;
IDIOT SIGHTING :
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office, no less.



How would you pronounce this child's name?

"Le-a"

Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.
This child attends a school in Kansas City, Mo. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.
It's pronounced "Ledasha", When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent."

SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce the dash.
If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent.


STAY ALERT!
They walk among us .... and they VOTE and REPRODUCE

Holy fuck. Reproducing idiots... Our world is in grave grave danger. Oh wait, is THIS how Bush was elected?

Courtney Love is one of the top few. Al Gore is another. Al Franken. Harry Reid. And many more.

IDIOT SIGHTING....


STAY ALERT!
They walk among us .... and they VOTE and REPRODUCE


They fall for buzz phrases like:
Tax cuts
War on terror
WMD
Just say 'No'
Tough on crime
any phrase that includes 'freedom' or 'liberty'