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04-20-02, 10:09 PM
What are some of your favorite movie quotes? Some of mine:
"I have to believe in a world outside my mind, does the world go away when I close my eyes" - Memento
"Every major theme park has problems, look at Disneyland - when it opened nothing worked' 'Yeah but John when the pirates of the Carribean break down the pirates don't eat the tourists."
"I don't need your sympathy I need my Johnson." - The Big Lebowski
"Are you a god?' 'no' 'then die!' 'Ray the next time someone asks you if your a god you say yes!" -Ghostbusters
Also are there any movies that you know all the words to?
I know this is sick but I know Jurassic Park line for Line and I can say all the lines in the Back to the Future series before the actors (but not without watching it).
04-20-02, 11:54 PM
" I never did function properly in this climate":D
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. "
-Raul Duke AKA Hunter S. Thompson AKA Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
This is where I am king...
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
- Elwood (Dan Akroyd), Blues Brothers
"Albert: I want a palimony agreement and I want one now.
Armand: Well I don't have a palimony agreement on me right now. Is tomorrow all right?
Albert: Don't use that tone to me.
Armand: What tone?
Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone. That means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Armand: You're not a woman.
Albert: Oh, you bastard!"
- Robin Williams (Armand), Nathan Lane (Albert) in Bird Cage - Possibly the funniest movie ever. Or one of them at least.
"They bought it. Incredible. One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second. How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? This is my ninth sick-day this semester. Itís getting pretty tough coming up with new illnesses. If I go for ten Iíll probably gonna have to barf up a lung. So I better make this one count. The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. Its a good non-specific symptom. Iím a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up at a doctorís office, thatís worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp and when youíre bent over moaning and wailing... you lick your palms. Itís a little childish and stupid but then, so is high school. Life moves pretty fast. If you donít stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. I do have a test today, that wasnít bullshit. Its on European Socialism. I mean really, whats the point? Iím not European, I donít plan on being European so who gives a crap if theyíre socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. Still wouldnít change that fact that I donít own a car... "I recall.. Central Park in fall... How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess, its love"... Its not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, ďI donít believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.Ē A good point there. Afterall, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. Iíd still have to bum rides of people."
- The great Ferris Bueler...I assume you know from what movie.
"Mr. Shickadance: Ventuuurrraaa!
Ace: Yes, Satan?"
- The great Canuck in Ace Ventura
"Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder. He's pre-med."
- The greatest and most brilliantly insightful movie into human nature, Animal House
"Melvin: Helen the Waitress, Simon the Fag.
Zoe: How do you write women so well?
Melvin: I think of a man and take away reason and accountability."
- As Good As It Gets
"Betelgeuse: Well, I attended Julliard, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it! Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy. Now what do you think? You think I'm qualified?"
- Beetlejuice, the mighty
"John Milton: Who in their right mind, Kevin, could possibly deny that the twentieth century was mine, all of it Kevin, all of it mine?"
- Satan, AKA Al Pacino, Devil's Advocate
"Winston: Do you believe in God?
Ray: Never met him.
Hotel guest: What are you supposed to be, some kind of cosmonaut?
Venkman: No. We're exterimators. Somebody saw a cockroach up on twelfth.
Hotel guest: That's gotta be some cockroach.
Venkman: Bite your head off, man."
"Renton: Relinquishing junk. Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetomal, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus. One television and one bottle of Valium. Which I've already procured from my mother. Who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict. And now I'm ready. All I need is one final hit to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect."
"Cop: I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking.
Hockney: Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?
Verbal Kint: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
McManis: Old McDonald had a farm. Eee-Eye-Eee-Eye Oh. And on that farm he shot some guys. Eee-Eye-Eee-Eye-Oh!"
- Usual Suspects, starring the great Kevin Spacey
"Wayne: Am I supposed to just turn my back and leave, am I supposed to be a man? Am I supposed say, it's okay, I don't mind, I don't mind? Well I mind, I mind big time! And you know what the worst part of it all is! I never learned to read!
Cassandra:Is that true?
Wayne: Yes, everything except the reading part.
Wayne Campbell: I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored."
- Wayne's World
"Harry: No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you are saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them too."
- I'm glad someone said it. And even more glad it was Billy Chystal in When Harry Met Sally
"Isaac: I could tell by the sound of your voice over the phone. Very authoritative you know, like the Pope or the computer in 2001.
Yale: You are so self-righteous, you know. I mean we're just people. We're just human beings, you know? You think you're God.
Isaac Davis: I... I gotta model myself after someone.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you
And if it turns out that there is a God, I don't believe that he is evil. The worst that can be said is that he's an underachiever.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it.
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
- And pretty much everything else Woody Allen ever said
"Now Bob, I want to ask you somthing really, really important: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior?"
"Please don't shoot"
"That's really, really nice"
"What, Bob, you want to hear more of my innermost fucking secrets?!"
Julia in 'Freeway'.
"I may be bad, but I'm very, very good" - Army of Darkness
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun" - Ash, Army of Darkness
Dr.Strangelove, I know practically every line:
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
"Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!"
04-21-02, 06:29 AM
MEN IN TIGHTS
(and yes i can quote the whole thing)
Ah me house is on fire
*running around screaming*
theres got to be a better way of doing the credits
THATS RIGHT everytime they want to make a robin hood movie they burn our village down
LEAVE US ALONE MEL BROOKS
wont quote the rest except for some good bits
blinkin they've taken the castle
i thought it was a bit drafty
Prepare for the fight scene
Parry, parry, thrust, thrust
What we need is a great feat of strengh
oh contra, now that you are here with me what we have is great strength of feet
I love Mel Brooks's movies
I LOVE space balls
yogart, i hate yogart
even with stawberries
What are you cornal sanders? chicken?
i see you have the ring and your swarts is as big as mine (that ones funny if you have seen the film)
FIRE A WORNING SHOOT ACROSS HER NOSE
*up with the helmat*
I said across her nose, not up it
*cross eyed man swings around*
im sorry sir im doing my best
who made this man a gunner?
*another crosseyed man*
I did sir, hes my cousin
Who is this man
hes an asshole sir
I know that, whats his name
that is his name, major asshole
and him *indercating the gunner*
yes sir, first rate, gunners class
how many assholes we got on this ship anyway
*every one except the cornall steps forward and raises there hands*
I knew it, im surounded by assholes
*down with the helmat*
KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES
04-21-02, 07:34 PM
Sid 6.7: I'm Oedipus, Hail Guile!
the problem with holywood is that they make shit, incomprable, unitelligabel shit.
Misdirection Stan, what the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.
and for now...
our billy only thinks hes a transexual....
-silence of the lambs
ill think of more later
04-21-02, 08:33 PM
"I've been giving serious thought to eating your wife." - Hannibal
"I Rock" - American Beauty
"There's rocks here, there's trees here - let's drink!" - Men in Tights.
04-21-02, 08:58 PM
you said wet shirt no break,
not piss shirt bend bar.
-shang hai noon
That Hannibal line is brilliant in the book.
04-21-02, 09:50 PM
I can quote virtually every line from the Aliens movie:
"Yeah man, Bishop should go!"
"I'm the only one qualified to remote pilot the ship anyway...."
"Apone, Apone, we can't have any firing in there - I wan't you to collect magazines and clips from everyone and no grenades - flamethrowers only."
"Whadda we supposed to use? Harsh Language?"
- we all have to have a hobby!
"Bob: Looks like you've been missing quite a bit of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it, Bob."
"Peter Gibbons: It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care"
"Bob Slydell: If you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumberg can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work"
All from the great movie Office space
04-22-02, 07:52 AM
Murtar: Hey riggs do you think the chicken thing helped?
Riggs: No i just wanted to see if you'd do it
Lethal weapon 4
04-22-02, 08:32 AM
From Easy Rider
Wyatt: How's your joint, George?
George: Oh my... I believe it went out. I got to talkin' so much I clean forgot about it... went out.
Wyatt: Well, save it. We'll do it first thing tomorrow morning. Gives you a whole new way of looking at the day.
George: Well, I sure could use that! Yes, I sure could use a little of that!
You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?
- Dante Hicks
04-22-02, 08:35 AM
Sherif of rotting ham: THATS A WILD BOAR
robbin: NO thats a wild pig, THATS a wild boar
04-22-02, 12:23 PM
Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail.
Mony Python's Life of Brian.
"Homer: To start press any key. Well where's the "any" key? I see Esc, Ctarl (ctrl), and PigUp (pgup). There doesn't seem to be any any key! Phew. All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. Oop! No time for that now, the computer's starting."
04-22-02, 06:26 PM
in the pipe five by five.
A couple from one of my faves, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
"[Watching Dr. Gonzo leave.] There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
"[At a bizarre circus-themed casino] Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war."
"Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear."
"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow."
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing more irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we would be getting into that rotten stuff sooner or later."
"It's okay. He's just admiring the shape of your skull"
"Narrator: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like:
Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
Narrator: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:
Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?!
Acosta: Did you say something?
Raoul Duke: Hm? Nevermind. It's your turn to drive.
Narrator: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough."
"Raoul Duke: I want you to understand that this man at the wheel is my attorney. He's not just some dingbat I found on the strip, man. He's a foreigner. I think he's probably Samoan. But that doesn't matter, though, does it? Are you prejudiced?
Hitchhiker: Hell no.
Raoul Duke: I didn't think so. Because in spite of his race, this man is very valuable to me. Oh, shit. I forgot about the beer. You want one?
Raoul Duke: How 'bout some ether?
Raoul Duke: Never mind"
"(Depp runs into a room and looks around at the mess that some guys made) The idea to flee came quicky (still looking around).......Or(looks around for a longer time).....maybe it didn't."
That last one is GOLD if you see it in the movie while under the influence yourself.
04-22-02, 07:17 PM
That last one is GOLD if you see it in the movie while under the influence yourself.
04-23-02, 10:12 AM
billy find me a way out of this hole..
CIA got you pushing too many pencils Dilan?
ALL FROM PREDATOR
ALL IN ARNOLD VOICE
hes dug in like an alabama tic!
i aint got time to bleed!..... you go time to duck?
chewing tobacco, it'll make ya'll a sexual tyranasor, just like me!
ALL JESSE VENTURA VOICE
04-24-02, 12:00 PM
For this game I play when you wait for certain levels to load they usually have quotes on the screen, serious, like take this for example:
"Into the mouths of death, something and something whatever this is serious but I dont remember the quote."
But on this level that someone normal created with lots of water he said:
"If you can swim well, then, well, that's good."
Yeah that was really there.
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas: "We can't stop here! This is bat country!"
04-24-02, 02:53 PM
"Into the belly of the beast"
"And out the Demon's ass" - Tomb Raider
04-24-02, 09:58 PM
we had a slinkey when i was kid.....
i straightened it
ghost busters 2
04-25-02, 02:21 AM
Hold onto your seat dorithy because cansis is going bye bye- Matrix
You know the difference between you and me, I make this look GOOD- MIB
04-25-02, 10:31 AM
"you never stay in the same place,
when your enemy knows exactly where you are."
Bean, Ender's Game-Ender's Shadow
04-25-02, 11:03 AM
"I am immortal, I will beat back the beasts that plague this world!"
-The Admiral, moments before a piece of shrapnel tore off his head.
From: "The Admiral and his funny statement before death."
By Bob Robert Smith (called BobBob by his friends)
04-25-02, 02:05 PM
"Limes.... what limes?????"
-Another Fear and Loathing quote
04-27-02, 07:44 AM
I have come to visit you in peace and goodwill.
The day the Earth stood still
(of course, he is immediately shot)
*Doc..She's gonna be all right. I'm sorry about the baby.
*Husband..You did your best, doctor.
*Doc..It'll be a shock, losing the baby. She may not be herself
for a few days.
Back from the dead
*Doomed teenager..Where's that fancy corkscrew?
Friday the 13th-the final chapt.
04-27-02, 07:49 AM
"one pound of flesh, no cartalage, no bone."
"Jules: There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' "
- Samuel Jackson, Pulp Fiction
"Jules: Look at this mess! We're drivin' around on a city street in broad daylight --
Vincent: -- I know, I know, I wasn't thinkin' about the splatter.
Jules: Well you better be thinkin' about it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this car off the road. Cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fuckin' blood."
- Samuel Jackson and John Travolta in Pulp Fiction
"Jimmie: I'm not a cobb or corn, so you can stop butterin' me up. I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is. I'm the one who buys it, I know how fuckin' good it is. When Bonnie goes shoppin;, she buys shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff 'cause when I drink it, I wanna taste it. But what's on my mind at this moment isn't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Vincent: Jimmie --
Jimmie: -- I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you a question, Jules. When you drove in here, did you notice a sign out front that said, "Dead nigger storage?" -- answer to question. Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said, "Dead nigger storage?"
Vincent: Naw man, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jimmie: 'Cause storin' dead niggers ain't my fuckin' business!"
- Tarantino, Travolta and Jackson in Pulp Fiction
"Jules: They're filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good.
Jules: A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know 'cause even if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about dogs? Dogs eat their own faeces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yes, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But a dog's got personality. And personality goes a long way.
Vincent: So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he's cease to be a filthy animal?
Jules: We'd have to be talkin' 'bout one motherfuckin' charmin' pig. It'd have to be the Cary Grant of pigs."
- Once again.....Travolta and Jackson in, yup, Pulp Fiction
For those who have yet to guess, I saw Pulp Fiction again tonight.
04-28-02, 07:02 AM
cool movie pulp fiction
B\W did you all like the quote from space balls?
got to love that movie
er had a cool one but now its gone
but heres one
They beat me: grim reaper in bill and ted's (er can't rember which one it was)
sorry got to corect matrix quote
Buckle your seatbelt dorithy because cansis is going bye bye
04-28-02, 07:12 AM
"Put your hand up cheif" - One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
"Give me the bat Wendy, give me the bat." - The Shining
"Quid Pro Quo, yes or no Clarice" - The Silence of the Lambs
Couldn't help it, felt in a serial killer mood :), that and I like the part in The shining where Jack is just staring out the window like this::eek: . Crazy stuff.
Oh yeah, Pulp Fiction: "when did you figure this out?" "Just now" "Just now while you were eating that muffin."
and : "And what is the Fonze?" "cool"
04-28-02, 07:19 AM
so are you going to sue the insurance company?
no i wouldn't stand a chance against them, I'm suing GOD :bill connaly in the man who sued god, brillant movie
04-28-02, 07:24 AM
"Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!"
"Damn them, Damn them all to hell"
- The original Planet of the Apes.
"He found me titilating" - One of the many third nipple puns from the Man with the Golden Gun.
04-28-02, 09:51 AM
"well now, if you told us where you were going, it wouldn't be a vacation."
Mission Impossible 2
That's from the second B/T. I might post my favourite Bill and Ted quotes shortly!
04-28-02, 04:46 PM
You had sex with 2 women??
04-28-02, 11:38 PM
"Your not a fish... your a man"
hangin on a branch
eatin lots of sunflowers
on my uncles ranch! :D
-Hitchiker, Theres something about Mary
04-29-02, 12:41 AM
"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parkinig lot". - Dante, Clerks
"Did you ever have you asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?" - Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"...your in and your out. Just another fat fuck walking out of a casino with a suit case" - Nicky, Casino
"YOu made me pop your eyeball out for Charlie M that piece of shit?!" - Nicky, Casino
"Get naked or shut up!" - Tack, The Stoned Age
"Hey, bring on the bitches!" - Tack, The Stoned Age
"Okay, faggot, what's next?" - Ceaser, History of the World Part I
"Oh, you lost your arms in battle, but you grew some nice boobs!" - Blinkin, Robin Hood: MIT
04-29-02, 12:45 AM
While we are on sex quotes from men in tights
Qick robin hes going to the tower
Hes going to deflower her in the tower
A CHASTITY BELT, that will really chafe my willy
Robin hood men in tights is good but Robin Hood in Shrek Rocks - actually whole of Shrek rocks and all Mel Brooks films esp -"Young Frankeinstein" don't remember quotes though soz
Love Ink xxx
04-30-02, 08:33 PM
get away from her you bitch!
you always were an asswhole Gorman
"HEY HAIL,NICE WORK WITH THE NUKES,SHOWS DETERMINATION,INITIATIVE,PROUD OF YA!BUT THE TIME WAS TOO LARGE,30 SECONDS I DUNNO,SHOWS THE LACK OF TOTAL COMMITMENT TO YOUR JOB,SO I TICKED IT DOWN TO THIRTEEN"
-JOHN TRAVOLTA BROKEN ARROW.
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?"
-ETHAN HAWK REALITY BITES.
"I KNOW YOURE OUT THERE,I CAN FEEL YOU NOW,I KNOW THAT YOURE AFRAID,YOU"RE AFRAID OF US,YOU"RE AFRAID OF CHANGE,I DONT KNOW THE FUTURE,I DIDNT COME HERE TO TELL YOU HOW ITS GOING TO END,I CAME HERE TO TELL YOU HOW ITS GOING TO BEGIN,I AM GONNA HANG UP THIS PHONE AND THEN I AM GOING TO SHOW THESE PEOPLE WHAT YOU DONT WANT THEN TO SEE,I AM GOING TO SHOW THEM A WORLD,WITHOUT YOU,A WORLD WITHOUT RULES AND CONTROLLS WITHOUT BORDER AND BOUNDRIES,A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE,WHERE WE GO FROM THERE IS A CHOICE I"D LEAVE IT TO YOU"
-KEANU REAVES,THE MATRIX
"HELLO,NEO DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?"
-LAURENCE FISHBURBE,THE MATRIX
"I FEEL THE NEED,THE NEED FOR THE SPEED!"
"MORPHEUS:DID ZION SEND A WARNNG?
"FIRE FROM ICE,LETS HAVE IT"
-ALEC BALDWIN,THE EDGE.
05-01-02, 03:05 PM
"Game over man" - Aliens
05-01-02, 06:25 PM
"Zed is dead"
"Step into my office...
Cuz your fu**in fired!"
-Theres Something about Mary :D
05-01-02, 10:15 PM
its not like he came over to work on the railroad, he pissed on my fuckin rug!
The Big Labowski
05-02-02, 06:12 AM
Can you please NOT shoot at the thermal nukeler weapon
No shrek was good but men in tights was better
Hey what about space balls?
Love that film
05-06-02, 09:03 AM
I can buy nuclear warheads at 40 million a piece,
Hell, if I buy a dozen I get a discount
Correction pal,that was:
WOULD YOU MIND,NOT SHOOTING AT THE THERMO NUCLEAR <B><I>WEAPONS</B></I>!
05-09-02, 11:24 PM
Still one of the altime best lines
05-11-02, 07:11 AM
Vanity definatley my favorite sin
-Satan, The Devils Advocate
05-11-02, 12:52 PM
(Back at ya)
"What about Love?"
"Over-rated, biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate."
05-14-02, 02:02 PM
And next time Im coming for your cocktail. FRUIT!!!! :D
09-25-13, 01:21 PM
Cheating a bit, my favourite TV quote:
In Human Target the bodyguard shields his client with his body, taking a bullet. Then he opens his shirt to show that he's wearing a Kevlar vest. The indignant client demands, "Where's my vest?"
His reply: "I'm your vest."