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Bebelina
09-09-02, 10:31 AM
Are bananas a berry? And kiwis too?

Walker
09-09-02, 10:35 AM
Kiwis might be, but bananas are not. They are in the same family of fruit as neon license plate holders and the Pet Shop Boys.

Bebelina
09-09-02, 10:42 AM
Well, I was told bananas were berries by a person who is a close friend to another person who studies these kind of things. The teacher said so. It sounds wrong, but considering that bananas have no core( don't know the exact word, but the big seed in the middle..), but instead have many small seeds as berries have.

(Q)
09-09-02, 12:07 PM
The banana is a herb and the banana plant is not a tree but is part of the lily family. It is the tallest plant on Earth without a wooden stem.

Firefly
09-09-02, 01:02 PM
Wow, hadn't thought of either as being berries.

Though apparently, bananas are about 96% identical to our DNA.

Gifted
09-09-02, 04:51 PM
And daddy long-legs aren't arachnids. Did you know that?

*stRgrL*
09-09-02, 05:10 PM
Though apparently, bananas are about 96% identical to our DNA.

Is this true? So... we came from... chimps and bananas??:eek:

Frieda
09-09-02, 05:52 PM
we might even be more identical to bananas than to chimps..

does this mean we're a herb? a lily?

Bebelina
09-10-02, 06:12 AM
Q, are you being serious? A herb? Bananas are a giant herb from which we humans actually spring. :D That could explain our fascination and love for herbs. We want to reconnect....with the banana within.

Adam
09-10-02, 06:56 AM
Originally posted by Bebelina
That could explain our fascination and love for herbs. We want to reconnect....with the banana within.

You're one weird chick. :p

Bebelina
09-10-02, 05:38 PM
Yes I know, I think that is one of my better qualities.

(Q)
09-10-02, 06:07 PM
Bebelivacious

We want to reconnect....with the banana within.

Have you considered writing soft porn ? :D

Bebelina
09-10-02, 06:11 PM
No, did that turn you on? :eek:

(Q)
09-10-02, 08:01 PM
Not really, but it did make me wish I was the "banana within." ;)

Walker
09-11-02, 09:42 AM
Nasty. We don't know where she's been.

Bebelina
09-11-02, 11:55 AM
Hey! Stop it! Both of you. Sure, I am a castle of germs, but I should not be mocked for it. :o

wet1
09-11-02, 11:59 AM
castle of germs?

Where did that sneak in from?

Adam
09-11-02, 12:00 PM
Bebelina is a castle of groovyness. :D

Bebelina
09-11-02, 12:20 PM
I liked the sound of it.

Popcorn8636
09-11-02, 07:56 PM
:rolleyes: ...

Walker
09-12-02, 01:11 AM
My personal favorite is "germ farm". Maybe there should be a "euphimisms for slut" thread.

Bebelina
09-12-02, 06:58 AM
Ok Walker, that was rude and out of line.

Walker
09-12-02, 09:23 AM
Ok Walker, that was rude and out of line.

Well, that's me in a nutshell.

But I just thought I was being funny.

Adam
09-12-02, 09:32 AM
I hope you weren't referring to Bebelina with that stuff.

Deena
09-12-02, 02:25 PM
*pushes Walker back in line*

And no cutting mister!

NightFall
09-12-02, 02:35 PM
And daddy long-legs aren't arachnids. Did you know that?
part of the mosquito family.. howeer.. they are one of the most posionous "spiders" found here.... but they teeth are too small too bite..... (lets just hope their genetic makeup never skips a beat!!)

Adam
09-12-02, 02:48 PM
A daddy-long-legs is a spider in Australia. I believe the name is used for different creatures in England, USA, and Australia, and probably in other places.

NightFall
09-12-02, 02:58 PM
longlegs the spider (http://www.britannica.com/eb/article?eu=28959&tocid=0&query=daddy%20longlegs)

longlegs the fly (http://www.britannica.com/eb/article?eu=27198&tocid=0&query=daddy%20longlegs)

not the best links.. but...

Adam
09-12-02, 03:02 PM
The Australian daddy long legs. (http://www.xs4all.nl/~ednieuw/Spiders/Pholcidae/Pholcidae.htm)

Walker
09-13-02, 12:05 AM
*Runs around naked with absolutely no regard for lines!!!*

Deena
09-13-02, 09:30 AM
Fact: Male nudity is ALWAYS funny.

Bebelina
09-13-02, 09:42 AM
Yes, especially in the combination with bananas and spiders.

Adam
09-13-02, 10:34 AM
Weirdos. :p

Firefly
09-13-02, 04:52 PM
Tarantulas eat bananas or something don't they? :confused: