If God left you with the choice of how you wanted to die what would be your choice and more importantly why????

Secondly whats the one way you would not want to die???

Because ive always wanted to fly I would choose to drop from an aeroplane.

(No im not thinking of suicide before anyone asks, and kids dont try any of the following at home)

well i would drink poison...it is fast almost painless...and gets the job done
(if godtold you to would it be suicide?)
inuyasha out

He gave you the choice and you chose suicide.

(Yes its still suicide incase you didnt get the hint)

It's not suicide if you're told you HAVE to die: your only choice in the matter would be how it would happen.

I would choose natural causes lol :D

It's not suicide if you're told you HAVE to die: your only choice in the matter would be how it would happen.

Well everyone HAS to die, its just we dont have a choice. In this situation your given the choice.

But you've hit a good point in my question which could be understood in the way i didnt intend it to, I've changed it, whats your answer???

I would want to die from old age. Natural causes could imply heart attack......

... what would be your choice and more importantly why????

After everyone else and why d'you think?


Secondly whats the one way you would not want to die???

Being shagged to death by Hugh Heffner on our wedding night.

... Think that covers all the bases really. Ta for asking.

I would want something quick and painless, and if I could become famous in the process, even better.
I would never ever want to drown or be suffocated.

Ripped apart by a wild animal, maybe a killer whale or pack of Hyenas.

i would say BS im not killing myself, you have to fight me and kill me,


then take standard lohan chuan stance and fight god.


peace

I suspect that sitting on top of an A-bomb when it went off could be quite spectacular :)

a huge gush of water just taking me with the whirl and the whoop

what i'd fear is....being buried alive

Id like to die...

Spectacularly rescuing a load of innocent civilians,from some monsterous terrorist activity, just as i get shot to pieces by the last fuck, i manage to put 1 single bullet through the fuckers head, then die.Id be one hell of a hero;)

Id fear dieing of burns most of all, like in a burning building or something...:m:

In my sleep of very old age but otherwise perfect health.

I would not like to die of anything that is distressing or painful.

Cheers God.

To be instantly vapourized at a random point in life. Wouldn't it be cool if everyone died this way - Not knowing when you are suddenly going to disappear, and the comedy of seeing it happen to others :D

Eating junk food until I explode.

chased off a cliff by a bunch of naked women wearing crash helmets.

(i believe that's from Monty Pythons Meaning of Life)

- Shifty Russian

flooded, hit by an asteroid, frozen, reheated, pressurized, depressurized, repressurized, ran over, shot, then launched into the sun, being kicked by a robot, and missles on my tail. the works. basically, the asteroid, or something, big, painless, and fiery to get me, followed by overkill on the chunks. don't want to be cheap.

chemical warfare would suck

I suspect falling into a black hole would be a good choice for me, particularly because I want to know where it goes...

But then again, there's the theory that you'd actually be in mind-blowing pain for all eternity (from your perspective), when drawn and quartered (well, kinda) by gravity and time slows down in the meanwhile. But wouldn't it be cool if an outside observer thought that was happening to you, but actually, you'd been sucked into the singularity aldready and emerged, unfucked and intact, from a white hole at the opposite side of the universe, or in another universe, or inside something...i dont know. But i'd want to be endowed by this universe's God with new senses and dimensional perceptions and the sense not to believe in him. :)

Don't give me one of those "quick and painless" deaths. I do that everynight when I go to sleep.

If i have to go, I want to see new colors, feel things ive never felt before, go out big, trying to compensate for everything I didnt get to experience in this short existance. maybe jumping off the cliffs here, it's really beautiful. And the void of the ocean and the sky when you cant tell where the horizon is, or how far down...I expect that'd be quite the experience.

I dont think I could take drowning, thought.

i would say BS im not killing myself, you have to fight me and kill me,


then take standard lohan chuan stance and fight god.


peace

So basicaly you would like to die fighting.

So how would a shoalin like yourself not want to die????

I would want to die fighting and knowing that I hurt my enemy so badly that they (plural) would never forget me, and that they would shiver at the mention of my name for the rest of their lives. I would want to know that I had crippled them so badly that they could never continue as strong as they had been, that it took so much out of them to kill me that they were left alive, but a shell of what they once were, and that they would suffer forever in fear of me returning to finish them off. I would want to die knowing that they would have nightmares about me. I would want to die knowing that, even though they wrote the history of what happened they couldn't deny what I did to them. I would want to die knowing that I ended their chance of ever accomplishing whatever purpose I died to thwart. To me that would be the most heroic death I could possibly imagine.

On the other side of the coin, I wouldn't want to die knowing that I had failed in whatever purpose I had for myself. That would be terrible to me.

if i could choose i would like to die doing something to move the world because i would die knowing i had done SOMETHING
i would hate to burn alive painful and chance of survival

I think we did this on here before.

I'd like to die impaled on a Rhino's horn with a fistfull of its brains. Especially if its caught on tape for the sake of the chronologies.

As far as not the way I don't want to die, I'd say being analy raped by a Rhino.

If God left you with the choice of how you wanted to die what would be your choice and more importantly why????

Secondly whats the one way you would not want to die???

Because ive always wanted to fly I would choose to drop from an aeroplane.

(No im not thinking of suicide before anyone asks, and kids dont try any of the following at home)

I would choose to die in my sleep at the age of 103. Why? Well because i want to see the world and the changes that occur everyday, i want to watch my daughter grow up and have a family, i want to see them all grow up and i want to watch my brothers and sisters live good lives with good families, etc. Basically i want to experience a good life and die a good death.

I would not like to die screaming or pleading for my life. It is undignified and ridiculous. If you are going to die and you know it, then fight for your life. It is the one instinct we all share with animals.

If you mean how would i not like to die in the scenario sense then probably a plane crash. I have only recently discovered flying is a good mode of transport but it still makes me nervous when i step on a plane. It is the thought of having no control once the doors close and it begins to move. You are buckled up and powerless. If the plane decides to crash or explode, there is absolutely no way of fighting to survive. You have to accept imminent death straight away. Which i imagine would be hard to do.

*this is Inu's friend*
I personally have come to terms with death a whiel ago, but I realize others haven't, so I would say I would go out saving a perons life I love, and that acctually cares to live another day.
I would hate to die by the hand of Micheal Jackson... in any way.

*this is Inu's friend*
I would hate to die by the hand of Micheal Jackson... in any way.


Da?

D'you mean that white gloved hand or that bandaged one?

If God left you with the choice of how you wanted to die what would be your choice and more importantly why????

Secondly whats the one way you would not want to die???

Because ive always wanted to fly I would choose to drop from an aeroplane.

(No im not thinking of suicide before anyone asks, and kids dont try any of the following at home)

Any way would be heaven itself. But then I am utterly insane because I think the perfect disease/death god gave us is Alzheimer’s. With Alzheimer’s Disease we are totally free of all worries and the world has to go only worrying and caring for an utterly meaningless and mindless body.

But by far the funniest way to die is to have Kundalini explode to implode the universe in a sort of reverse big-bang.
Christians call this Kundalini their Holy Spirit and doctors call it every mental-disease in their books.
This explosion-of-JOY/universe-vanishing-implosion happened to me once and the thought of death should have killed me, with laughter.

Maybe the next time I will be lucky. Until then I just keep laughing – at the thought called death.

If death was unavoidable, i would chose to die a painless death in my sleep.
However, the worst way to die is definitely drinking chloroform, its a slow
and painful death.

i'd like to go out at 55 in a flaming car crash with DNR tatooed on my chest.

I don't dwell on this type of thinking for I'm to busy trying to live and enjoy the time I have here before I go. :)

So basicaly you would like to die fighting.

So how would a shoalin like yourself not want to die????

i do not want to die atall, even if god said as soon as you die you can come to heaven just go kill yourself, i would say no i want to stay here on earth, i like it here, ile come to heaven when you can come and kill me,


if i were to die it wouldent be young in battle, it would be very very old and in battle, (without guns). with god himself, and the devil in a free for all royal rumble, throw in hurcules, jesus mohhamed and the most powerfulls haolin monk of all time, also mas oyama the living japanese legend, now thats a fight,

wouldent put my money on jesus, even i could whoop his ass, and i have feeling god should watch out for mas oyama, he could take the crown, (was a powerfull man so skilled)

peace

My choice of death:

At 95 having a heart attack after giving some nineteen year old chippie the best ride of her life.

Worst death:

at 35 on the toilet reading Playboy

If God left you with the choice of how you wanted to die what would be your choice and more importantly why????

Secondly whats the one way you would not want to die???

Because ive always wanted to fly I would choose to drop from an aeroplane.

(No im not thinking of suicide before anyone asks, and kids dont try any of the following at home)

at the height of a wailing guitar solo infront of a crowd of a million people with a televised audience of billions.i would like to explode through being far too good.

I would like to be hit by a clean, white, not forgetting very fast London taxi cab... ahhh... what a beautiful effect it would leave on the bonnet... on the fenders... down the door panels... on the windscreen - might even crack or smash the windscreen... life is a statistic whatever you do and however you leave it.

I would like to die a slow (maybe an hour) painless death, with all of my mental faculties. I want to be able to be aware of as much of the process as possible. You hear a lot of stories about what it’s like. I want to know how much of that is true and how much is just BS. You only get to do it once; I’d like to make the most of it.


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“I had a rational idea this morning but I didn’t like it.”

I wan't to go out with a bang. I'd either like to burn to death in front of thousands of people (sure it hurts, but you are about to die anyways, so why would it matter?) or I'd like to step off a plane and fall to the ground. My worst way of dying would be by a disease that renders me helpless and puts me in extreme pain while slowly and relentlessly atropfying my body over a long period of time andleaving me on the brink for weeks, mabye even having me weave in and out a few times.

Any way in which I will be reincarnated to a higher level: Buddhist reasoning.

Choose your own death.
Birth is pretty effective, though our parents never asked us our opinions on the matter.

If God left you with the choice of how you wanted to die what would be your choice and more importantly why????
Cardiac Arrest while having a threesome with two hot women.


Secondly whats the one way you would not want to die???
Burning at the stake, or bleeding out after getting shot in the stomach.

Being Ripped Apart In A Black Hole!

yes, we have to die finally. if i could choice the way, i hope to die in a spacecraft on space travel. maybe my body could be found by some creatures from outer space one day.

Complications of old age.