Ok, I just discovered that girls post adds on Craigs List for sex.

For example:
(link removed)

Here's the rules.

1.) Construct a "Casual Encounters" personal add for darksidZz that will get him laid.

Easy enough, right?

If worse comes to worst, it looks like you can buy a whore for about $80 for 30 minutes...

I just removed the link in the post above. Craigs list "Casual Encounters" or "erotic services"

Ben...disgusting...A MAN OF YOUR standing endulging in such devious activities

Fly him to melbourne and send him to www.topofthetown.com.au/ :)

Its even near the casino:p

I don't think even William Shakespeare could write something eloquent enough to convince a girl to willingly have sex with him...

I think we just need to skip ahead, and all pitch in for a call girl.

I found one!

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r160/dalndolver/fat-woman.jpg

Ben...disgusting...A MAN OF YOUR standing endulging in such devious activities

Eh??? Standing?

I haven't ``indulged'', more like ``stumbled upon''.

lmao, this is one bizarre thread!

Why can't is just say "Seeking female for mating purposes, virgin." lmao yea that'll get'm in the door haha

no no no, you need to pretend you know what your doing. why would a girl want a guy with no experiance?

no no no, you need to pretend you know what your doing. why would a girl want a guy with no experiance?

The woman I posted would! :itold::xctd:

I found one!

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r160/dalndolver/fat-woman.jpg

The only way to dress with a woman like that is like Indiana Jones, Just in case she decides to roll out of bed in the morning, in your direction.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/655853/indiana_jones_i_escape_from_the_cave/

The only way to dress with a woman like that is like Indiana Jones, Just in case she decides to roll out of bed in the morning, in your direction.

You can leave your hat on!

Why can't is just say "Seeking female for mating purposes, virgin." lmao yea that'll get'm in the door haha

Actually, I would bet there are some girls out there who would LOVE to deflower you.

Just post it on Craigs List and see what happens.

Seriously.

And don't use the word ``mating''. No body wants to ``mate''. They just want to practice.

My name is Sderenzi [<----insert real name].
If you are looking for a handsome guy who likes to have a good time, then pick me. I am [insert age], have [insert color] eyes, I have [insert color] hair, and a gigantic sausage the size of a howitzer shell. I am a professional [insert profession] that makes [insert 6 figure income] a year. My hobbies include surfing the internet, and making polls [<---insert real hobbies]. I'm looking for a fun spontaneous female for mating purposes [<------insert what you want in a woman].

[<------insert what you want in a woman]. shouldnt the answer to this be easy?:p ie HIMSELF:p

shouldnt the answer to this be easy?:p ie HIMSELF:p

Think of the implications of what you are suggesting...a full grown man like DarkSidZz getting inside a woman's vagina will rupture her and the vagina and her stomach...the result will be homicide.

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/w4m/757856427.html

WHAT?

Um draqon your an idiot

its called sexual inuendo, ever herd of it?

WHAT?

Um draqon your an idiot

its called sexual inuendo, ever herd of it?

no never heard of it. I am a virgin too...thou of age 21.

I never met a woman who purposely went looking for a virgin. Certainly not a mature female. I hate to say it but even though we know that there is not necessarily a problem but they will think something is wrong.

as i said, just send him to the top of town

Wonder if we can get a two for one if we send draqon too, maybe he would stop looking like an idiot so much if he got his nob pollished:p

ha ha ha.

as i said, just send him to the top of town

Wonder if we can get a two for one if we send draqon too, maybe he would stop looking like an idiot so much if he got his nob pollished:p

I said no.

I am not looking for just a relationship or just sex.

I need these things in a woman:

1) she has to be interested and devoted to a career in science or engineering preferably space engineering

2) She has to be very healthy

3) She has to have a good heart

4) She has to be pretty

5) She has to be morally inclined...no past long term sexual experiences

WHAT THE FUCK??

you expect a women you want to sleep with to be a virgin?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

hope you enjoy celibacy because the longer you keep that requirment the less likly you are to get anyone. Why the fuck would a women you havent MET yet give two hoots about wether YOU want her to be a virgin or not???????????

Lighten up man, its MUCH more fun to fuck a girl who knows what shes doing:p

WHAT THE FUCK??

you expect a women you want to sleep with to be a virgin?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

hope you enjoy celibacy because the longer you keep that requirment the less likly you are to get anyone. Why the fuck would a women you havent MET yet give two hoots about wether YOU want her to be a virgin or not???????????

Lighten up man, its MUCH more fun to fuck a girl who knows what shes doing:p

I have long term goals in my life and will find what I am looking for.

If you have failed to do so...so be it.

actually my partner WAS a virgin when i met her, that being said i wish she hadnt been. Deflowering a girl is unplesant for both sides and its much easier if she knows what shes doing (especially when giving head, that can hurt like a BITCH:()

actually my partner WAS a virgin when i met her, that being said i wish she hadnt been. Deflowering a girl is unplesant for both sides and its much easier if she knows what shes doing (especially when giving head, that can hurt like a BITCH:()

wow well you are lucky that you have had the pleasure to deflower her. However I think it is immoral to have sex before marriage.

I have long term goals in my life and will find what I am looking for.

If you have failed to do so...so be it.

You may just be saying that when your 40.


Example:

1) she has to be interested and devoted to a career in science or engineering preferably space engineering

2) She has to be very healthy

3) She has to have a good heart

4) She has to be pretty

5) She has to be morally inclined...no past long term sexual experiences

You may just be saying that when your 40.


Example:

1) she has to be interested and devoted to a career in science or engineering preferably space engineering

2) She has to be very healthy

3) She has to have a good heart

4) She has to be pretty

5) She has to be morally inclined...no past long term sexual experiences

look John...

...

what do you suggest than?

Sometimes you need to make concessions. I see nothing wrong (for you) going for a healthy Russian woman. And if she is not perfect...so what.

A little chubby? So
Not a supermodel? So

Sometimes you need to make concessions. I see nothing wrong (for you) going for a healthy Russian woman. And if she is not perfect...so what.

A little chubby? So
Not a supermodel? So

So what? The probability of her giving a healthy baby and having a healthy development of the baby is lessened. I want high probability values.

Well you cant know for sure if you will have a healthy baby because there is never a guarantee and i m not sure it is lessened by people who are not perfect. The thing is that life passes by and just goes on without you.

I think that things go wrong during development phase of babies that may not be controllable. You want to live the right way but the most healthy people also have babies with problems and then people who live unhealthily have normal kids. You just dont know.

and that is why it is important to maximize all possible chances of success.

thing is...I will have my current approach until age of 27, at that stage I will change my approach to what I seek and allow a greater pool of selection of women.

look draqon be honest

Your saying that if a girl who looked like this:

http://gluhovaanna.narod.ru/charmed_foto/session/charmed_Rose_McGowan_002.jpg

who had a good sence of humor, a great personality ect wanted to date you, you would turn her down symply because she also knew how to please you in bed?

Your an idiot

look draqon be honest

Your saying that if a girl who looked like this: ...

who had a good sence of humor, a great personality ect wanted to date you, you would turn her down symply because she also knew how to please you in bed?

yes

Ok, I just discovered that girls post adds on Craigs List for sex.

For example:
(link removed)

Here's the rules.

1.) Construct a "Casual Encounters" personal add for darksidZz that will get him laid.

Easy enough, right?

If worse comes to worst, it looks like you can buy a whore for about $80 for 30 minutes...


What>>>>>>>////??????????????:rolleyes:

to me loyalty is expressed by actions...her actions of past speak of her inability to be loyal. My actions express my loyalty...my actions of past speak my ability to be loyal to her.

Loyality is expressed by actions, as much as it is the other way around. To cause so much strangeness, is to know the difference.

omg, jeesh

darksidZz: Move to a crowded city, go to a bar, have a few drinks, strike up a conversation. Rinse and repeat till you get laid. More fun and less awkward than a craiglist ad, albeit more expensive.

top of the town is only $250:p

shouldnt the answer to this be easy?:p ie HIMSELF:p

Hehe.

I wonder if it's possible to actually use the "for mating purposes" line in real life, and it actually work?
I bet it would if delivered with total smoothness and the right timing. Don't you think?
Maybe similar to Sean Connery or something......standing there are a bar holding a martini.....


I'm sheeking a female for mating purposhes. Would you by chance be intereshted?

I know----terrible Connery. But I mean - cmon. That would be slicker than heck.

connery wouldnt HAVE to use a line, all he would have to do is go "females sign here:p"

as i said, just send him to the top of town

Wonder if we can get a two for one if we send draqon too, maybe he would stop looking like an idiot so much if he got his nob pollished:p

I think it would be worse to lose your virginity to a prostitute than to remain a virgin.

I never met a woman who purposely went looking for a virgin. Certainly not a mature female. I hate to say it but even though we know that there is not necessarily a problem but they will think something is wrong.


I did.
You western people..... Sometimes I wonder if we live in the same planet *sigh*

My bf is one in a million. I am truly blessed that I find him. :)

I said no.

I am not looking for just a relationship or just sex.

I need these things in a woman:

1) she has to be interested and devoted to a career in science or engineering preferably space engineering

2) She has to be very healthy

3) She has to have a good heart

4) She has to be pretty

5) She has to be morally inclined...no past long term sexual experiences


Don't listen to others, Draqon. Stick to your principal. Everyone have their own value system.
Keep what you think is valuable for you. Imo, you are doing GREAT :thumbsup:

My bf is one in a million. I am truly blessed that I find him. :)

I know.:D

But seriously. These guys are getting older, i was implying that at some point the bar has to be lowered. 25-30 and they better get their asses moving. Also, we need to take into consideration that if you reach 30 and you are a virgin women will probably be afraid of you. Not that it is right but thats how women think, so dont go bragging about it.

I think it is nice to be a virgin at 30 though. Shows that you have principals and morals.

he he he. too late we seen it.

Many people never marry and that isn't a bad thing. Those that marry most of the time divorce after a period of time for many reasons. If anyone wants to get married they shouldn't set standards so high as to not be realistic in who they can find for a mate.

send him here:

http://www.buddieshotel.co.uk/gallery.htm

I think it is nice to be a virgin at 30 though. Shows that you have principals and morals.

Or it shows you're so broken..no one will have you.

That is the first thing they will think. It is best to lie about that.

5) She has to be morally inclined...no past long term sexual experiences


But if she has had a few short term sexual experiences, like one night stands, that's better?

Jesus Dragon, you never post anything that makes sense.

Damn you still havent had sex dark?, I will have like 15 children before you get some lol. jokes, it's easy just make sure you have confidence and look them in the eyes when you talk to girls. don't be nervous it will drive girls away, Just fix yourself up make sure you smell good and go out to some clubs and bars, 80% of women who go out getting drunk are sluts and easy. Personaly I hate girls that go out and get drunk on the weekends they make me feel sick, but all you want is sex so just go out talk to drunk little whores its not hard, I used to do it when I was like 15 so you can too.

All you gotta do is dance with girls who are drunk and you are basicaly having dry sex anyway, from there its easy. If you can get girls talking about sexual things when you first meet them you know there easy.


The above statements are not to be associated with EmptyForceOfChi or his high calibre of standards.

peace.