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OverTheStars
02-01-05, 11:36 AM
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Dante's Inferno Test. I thought it was pretty neat. I was banished to the seventh level of Hell. What about you?

geodesic
02-01-05, 01:59 PM
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.Heresy appears to be my chief crime ;)

Dreamwalker
02-01-05, 02:19 PM
Yeah, also got the 6th level... whatever, it's not like hell even exists. :D

Roman
02-02-05, 12:16 AM
I got the sixth as well.

Look at that;
6
6
6.

Must be a sign.

Avatar
02-02-05, 12:30 AM
Yeah, also got the 6th level... whatever, it's not like hell even exists. :D

Of course it exists. Only in the minds of christians.

Avatar -> 6th level Heretics Extreme

thing
02-02-05, 08:05 PM
Fourth level for me. In the fourth level, there is a wolf-like demon of wealth. First time I see wolves associated with wealth.... But heh there's a wolf's soul in all of us :D

slotty
02-02-05, 08:14 PM
Fucking hell! it put me on the NINTH level. :D :eek:

Aborted_Fetus
02-02-05, 09:00 PM
6th Level for me as well.

Athelwulf
02-02-05, 09:24 PM
I made it into the City of Dis, the sixth level. How odd, all these sixes.


But heh there's a wolf's soul in all of us :D

Ye'r telling me. My animal spirit is a wolf-bear hybrid.


Fucking hell! it put me on the NINTH level. :D :eek:

Hey! Hell froze over!

Ya must've done something reelee bad.

hotsexyangelprincess
02-03-05, 12:30 AM
i got 5th level. im consumed by greed and hate. can't argue that one. :m:

Neildo
02-03-05, 02:07 AM
Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

At least I'll be in good company. :D

- N

vslayer
02-03-05, 02:13 AM
i got 8th level, yay, good thing there is no afterlife

spuriousmonkey
02-03-05, 05:49 AM
I made it all te way to the top....or should we say bottom?

So far i seem to be the only one. Have you all been lying?

Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

geodesic
02-03-05, 05:58 AM
Spurious, did you not read Slotty's post?

spuriousmonkey
02-03-05, 06:06 AM
I guess not reading Slotty's post will get me thrown straight into Satan's arse.

Dreamwalker
02-03-05, 06:09 AM
So far i seem to be the only one. Have you all been lying?

Of course Iwas lying, I think that is one of the reasons why I ended up there. :D

EDIT:
Just tried it again, seems that I am too nice, just got lvl 5 and 6 extreme and the downward rest just very high.
Perhaps I should be overweight, that might get me a few levels lower. :P

slotty
02-03-05, 12:32 PM
I guess not reading Slotty's post will get me thrown straight into Satan's arse.

And i will insert a very hot poker in yours as you enter satans :D

slotty
02-03-05, 12:33 PM
I think that Spurious and i were the only ones to answer really honestly ;) or we are both seriously depraved :eek:

Dreamwalker
02-03-05, 04:40 PM
Well, I never visited a stip-club...but I did see strip-shows, so maybe that would count...mmh, perhaps I should also stop giving money to beggars and I should probably be greedier, then I would also come around to lvl 9.

But I still like to live by: It is better to rule in hell, than it is to serve in heaven. :D

whitewolf
02-03-05, 04:49 PM
Oh yeah that test mentioned stealing from various groups but didn't mention stealing from relatives, which is what I did. /sigh. Bat quiz.

invert_nexus
02-03-05, 07:22 PM
Level 6 for me as well.
It's not that big a surprise that this forum should be full of heretics. There is also limbo for the 'virtuous nonbeliever', but I suspect that non-belief implies a sort of acquiescence to the religion rather than an active distaste for it.

For Spurious and Slotty, the 9th level isn't the most wicked scorewise. It's only a 'moderate' score. It's bad only because Satan was a traitor to god and you are traitors yourselves. Treacherous bastards. I spit on you. Freeze in hell. May Satan piss on your ice-cube heads.

The worst levels according to the score are 2, 5, and 6. Lust, Wrath and Gloom, and Heresy.

whitewolf
02-03-05, 07:26 PM
I dislike that Christianity punishes people for being sad. That religion is such a restraining jacket or whatever they put on the mentally ill: Be happy, repent, you're a hopeless sinner, be happy!

Xko
02-04-05, 08:38 AM
Second level here too - man i feel left out...:)

spuriousmonkey
02-04-05, 10:03 AM
Well, I never visited a stip-club...

Strip clubs are interesting...it is the gutter of society in a way, but also represents the best of human civilization in a way.

spuriousmonkey
02-04-05, 10:04 AM
Level 6 for me as well.
It's not that big a surprise that this forum should be full of heretics. There is also limbo for the 'virtuous nonbeliever', but I suspect that non-belief implies a sort of acquiescence to the religion rather than an active distaste for it.

For Spurious and Slotty, the 9th level isn't the most wicked scorewise. It's only a 'moderate' score. It's bad only because Satan was a traitor to god and you are traitors yourselves. Treacherous bastards. I spit on you. Freeze in hell. May Satan piss on your ice-cube heads.

The worst levels according to the score are 2, 5, and 6. Lust, Wrath and Gloom, and Heresy.


Better level 9 than being halfway in hell at level 6, and never savour satan's ass in his full glory.

geodesic
02-04-05, 01:05 PM
The worst levels according to the score are 2, 5, and 6. Lust, Wrath and Gloom, and Heresy.Nah, that's your score on those levels, see:
http://img2.uploadimages.net/496533Scores.jpg

Straitjacket, whitewolf?

spuriousmonkey
02-04-05, 03:03 PM
my girlfriend is only going to end up on the eight level of hell.

I guess we won't be together forever then...haha...

invert_nexus
02-04-05, 03:23 PM
Nah, that's your score on those levels, see:

Ahh.
I don't recall all of them now. I remember that the three were very high. Most were high. THe one was moderate. And I think only one or two was low or very low.
I'm a sinful fuck.

But, why not? I'm an unashamed atheist who is in full realization of the revaluation of morals.

analbeads
02-04-05, 04:44 PM
Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

At least I'll be in good company. :D
- N

Second level of hell for me also. :m:

spuriousmonkey
02-05-05, 03:02 AM
I realize now that the test is flawed. Liers will distort the outcome of the test. And lying is not something that will land you in heaven. Only god and satan will know where they wil really end up.

Ozymandias
02-05-05, 03:37 PM
If I died right now, I would reside either in Purgatory or Limbo, according to this test.

hotsexyangelprincess
02-05-05, 10:34 PM
My girlfriend got purgatory. how the hell she did that, i have no idea. :m:

vslayer
02-06-05, 03:13 AM
hehe, the only reason i scored such a low level 8 is my communist views

Pinwheel
02-01-11, 07:20 AM
Ha! Level 6. But I was quite close to Level 3.

domesticated om
02-01-11, 12:48 PM
I got banished to the 9th level of hell. I think it was because I selected "I would betray my countrymen"



Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

Gremmie
02-01-11, 12:58 PM
I get to go to level 6, the City of Dis.

At least I can hang out with the other heretics. :o

Lori_7
02-01-11, 01:11 PM
i'm in purgatory. that sounds about right.

spidergoat
02-01-11, 01:30 PM
I get to go to level 6, the City of Dis.

At least I can hang out with the other heretics. :o

Me too!

madanthonywayne
02-01-11, 02:04 PM
Purgatory.

spidergoat
02-01-11, 02:05 PM
Purgatory.

You must be fun to party with.

Janus58
02-01-11, 05:07 PM
I got level 1: Limbo.

I also scored high for level 6, but I guess I was just virtuous enough to skimp by.