Any funny euphamisms? Maybe I spelt it wrong. I mean euphamisms for anything. Here, I'll start you off:

smack clam
dining at a pink taco stand
polishing the pewter
bun in the oven
felatio (it's no euphamism, but everyone knows what it means)
muff diving

Most of these are for oral encounters, but those are the most creative ones.:p :p

electric buncake

What's an electric buncake?

That's the question I was asking :confused: :confused: :confused:

Awww come on, surely you people know what electric buncake is... I wouldn't know how to describe it.

My "space needle" is... well, "out of this world".

:D

hey!! you got your "peanut-butter" in my "chocolate";) :D


and, yeah...euphamisms are great. they convey quite a lot when you can't and shouldn't say the ACTUAL word. hee hee:D

Okay, here comes the mother load of euphamisms. Please be patient because these lists are really long (peepee, Pollux :p )

96 euphemisms for sex:
administer an hoc pelvic exam
apply ointment to her ax wound
beat her with an ugly stick(:confused: )
bob for apples
bump uglies
bury the hobbit
bury the sausage
buzz the brillo
dance the matrimonial polka
deionize her antimatter
dip the wick
disappear up the wizard's sleeve
discharge one's porridge gun
do the four-legged frolic
do the horizontal bop
do the wild thing

The remaining 71 euphemisms for sex:

dunk the cruller
empty the nads
enjoy a flesh session
feed the kitty
fluff her pillows
free Willy
get a bit of cauliflower
get into the nappy dugout
get one's swerve on
get sucked into the black hole
get giddie get your canoe shellacked
get your leather stretched
give her aportion of tube-steak
give her the high hard one
glaze the doughnut
go digging for truffles
go for a poke in the whiskers
go like a rat up a rhododendron
infiltrate enemy lines
initiate the docking sequence
invade the tuna Slinky
lay pipe
lose a match and pocket the stake(:confused:)
make a deposit in her sperm bank
make a protein shake
make tadpole yogurt
Ah hell with it. These should tide you over

:D :o :D :o :D


bury the sausage....protein shake. hmm. :D

parkin' the beef bus in tuna town

or, having the beef bus blow a gasket. :p