Don H
10-21-02, 10:23 PM
Now that we have the bones of his brother...
LET THE DNA TESTING BEGIN
Genealogists are thrilled.
Be the first on your block to see if you are related to Jesus!
Jerry Falwell claims a genetic match but is careful to note he is only 1/1,000,000th Jewish and inherited most of his genes from the "God" side of his family.
A church in Minnesota, Our Lady of Perpetual Virginity, changes its name to The Church of Perpetual Maternity.
The Arab that stole the ossuary (bone box) full of the bones 15 years ago and sold it to an Israeli Jew wants a bigger cut of the action. He calls for an ossutada.
The current owner of the bones is rebuffed by the Vatican so he goes to the highest bidder and sells them to the 700 Club. Pat Robertson is doing quite well selling the "Brother's Keeper" necklace that has a microgram of Jame's Bones in an attractive glass bead at the foot of a genuine gold plated cross.
only $9,999.99
http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/sanitary_christ.jpg
LET THE DNA TESTING BEGIN
Genealogists are thrilled.
Be the first on your block to see if you are related to Jesus!
Jerry Falwell claims a genetic match but is careful to note he is only 1/1,000,000th Jewish and inherited most of his genes from the "God" side of his family.
A church in Minnesota, Our Lady of Perpetual Virginity, changes its name to The Church of Perpetual Maternity.
The Arab that stole the ossuary (bone box) full of the bones 15 years ago and sold it to an Israeli Jew wants a bigger cut of the action. He calls for an ossutada.
The current owner of the bones is rebuffed by the Vatican so he goes to the highest bidder and sells them to the 700 Club. Pat Robertson is doing quite well selling the "Brother's Keeper" necklace that has a microgram of Jame's Bones in an attractive glass bead at the foot of a genuine gold plated cross.
only $9,999.99
http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/sanitary_christ.jpg