If you have one list it here.

Mine is:

Si post fata venit gloria non propero.

or

If glory comes after death, I'm not in a hurry.

Qualis rex, talis grex. - Like king, like people.

De gustibus non es disputandum

Illegitimi non carborundum
Don't let the Bastards wear you down!

That one was told to me by an old guy for whom I bagged groceries back in high school.

Mater, estne cena parata?

MOM, IS DINNER READY YET?