http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0308101milk1.html

She should fry in the chair for this dastardly deed!

What would have been wrong with your classic tit for tat response?

Guards often need to stay abreast of the activities of inmates because of such misbehavior. However, adding a felony charge to the behavior of someone very intoxicated seems like crying over spilled milk, to me.
I can understand the guards distaste for the "attack" but the offender was clearly not in her right mind. This case juggles a fine line between offending someone and committing an offense.
A felony conviction over this woman acting like a boob when drunk is overkill. It's sad to think that in modern times, it's a crime for a disgruntled drunk person to get something off their chest. The drunk woman had already been busted.
I hope this case gets dropped Flat out.

Making a mountain out of a molehill.

Guards often need to stay abreast of the activities of inmates because of such misbehavior. However, adding a felony charge to the behavior of someone very intoxicated seems like crying over spilled milk, to me.
I can understand the guards distaste for the "attack" but the offender was clearly not in her right mind. This case juggles a fine line between offending someone and committing an offense.
A felony conviction over this woman acting like a boob when drunk is overkill. It's sad to think that in modern times, it's a crime for a disgruntled drunk person to get something off their chest. The drunk woman had already been busted.
I hope this case gets dropped Flat out.This post busted me up.

This post busted me up.

I'm sorry about that.
In hindsight, I realize I inadvertently used a full spread of innuendo.
To top it off... I failed to cleave to appropriate wording creating a heavy post. I only wanted to bounce my ideas off the forum, but I understand if you guys want to give me the sack.

The headline...'Con Creams Screw'

Oh gosh, you guys skimmed off all the good puns!

I have been patiently waiting all my life to be assualted with breast milk and I missed it...darn!!!!!

I have been patiently waiting all my life to be assualted with breast milk and I missed it...darn!!!!!

Hang out in the right place and you may still get lucky.
I don't mean a ratty dive or a Flop. Just someplace where you can really let loose.


Oh gosh, you guys skimmed off all the good puns!

guilty...http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/9.gif

It was in the bag... and I was feeling unrestricted.

Her jailer said it had been an udderly horrible experience.

I have been patiently waiting all my life to be assualted with breast milk and I missed it...darn!!!!!
Are you sure about that?
As far as I'm concerned she can keep her milk pistols up her big green jumper.


http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0308101inside1.jpg

Wow. A woman squirting breast milk on another is a World Event?

It is when it's a felony.
In all seriousness, how can a person be Charged with Felony Assault for squirting milk on someone? The stuff is not Toxic. It caused the guard no harm. And if one can argue it caused emotional or mental harm- then that hypersensitive person has no business being a guard in a Jail!

It really is Blown out of Proportion.

What would have been wrong with your classic tit for tat response?you mean the officer should have pulled out a boob and squirted her back? And, then, naked in shower.... :p


I was wondering: Is this some sort of primal response? A reflex action?



Anyway, classic white trash.

"lactation assault" ..... man is that funny, laughing my ass off :D
sometimes i love this language.

ps: truly a world event

How many of you would be willing to subject yourself to a dousing in some random prisoner's bodily fluids?

And, where's the baby?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0308101milk1.html

She should fry in the chair for this dastardly deed!
You beat me to it. But I was going to use the title: lactation assault

And, where's the baby?

By the looks of the mother, probably not doing very well.

He's a fool!

Had he been more imaginative, he could have made some cash out of it. Like this individual for example:


A CHEF at a trendy New York bistro is letting diners munch on fig and paprika cheese made from his wife's breast milk.

Daniel Angerer, who runs Klee Brasserie in the city's Chelsea neighbourhood, said customers started demanding his custom-made "human cheese" after he blogged about his efforts to make it, the New York Post reported.

"The phone was ringing off the hook," the chef explained. "So I prepared a little canape of breast milk cheese with figs and Hungarian pepper."

"It tastes like cow's milk cheese, kind of sweet," he added, noting that the flavour depends on what the cheese is served with and "what the mother eats."

http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/trendy-new-york-bistro-offers-breast-milk-cheese/story-e6frflri-1225838899880


His wife has other ideas..


The restaurant was inundated with creepy queries since it began offering customers a taste, she said.

"Some people who clearly have issues have ... emailed me saying, 'I wasn't breastfed as a child, so can I taste your breast milk?'" she said.

Mason politely declined the offers.

"I'm not here to walk people through their psychological problems," she said.

That said, Mason is now prodding Angerer to make gelato out of her milk.

:bawl:

It is when it's a felony.
In all seriousness, how can a person be Charged with Felony Assault for squirting milk on someone? The stuff is not Toxic. It caused the guard no harm. And if one can argue it caused emotional or mental harm- then that hypersensitive person has no business being a guard in a Jail!

It really is Blown out of Proportion.

What Neverfly said.

What Neverfly said.

a) why is spitting on someone assult?

b) who said breast milk is always non toxic? why dont HIV positive mothers breast feed there children?

It's a freaking body fluid that was targeted at the officer. Throw the book at her.

a) why is spitting on someone assult?

b) who said breast milk is always non toxic? why dont HIV positive mothers breast feed there children?

Spitting shouldn't be assault either. Assault should be when harm is inflicted.

HIV positive breast milk should not infect the guard. The odds of that are absurd.
Even so, show evidence that the lady in question was positive for a contagious disease.

unnessary, under law even blowing smoke in someones face is battery and the law doest discriminate between an armed hold up with a blood filled syringe depending wether the blood is infectious or not

unnessary, under law even blowing smoke in someones face is battery and the law doest discriminate between an armed hold up with a blood filled syringe depending wether the blood is infectious or not

That doesn't mean the law is correct.

Blowing smoke in someones face is battery? Does that not seem like overkill to you? Lil over the top, there?

"That beastly man battered me with a barrage of particulates suspended in air!"

That doesn't mean the law is correct.

Blowing smoke in someones face is battery? Does that not seem like overkill to you? Lil over the top, there?

not if you have asthma. Of course you have to prove the person purposely did it. And I seriously doubt its American law. Maybe Australian

Spitting shouldn't be assault either. Assault should be when harm is inflicted.....

so its about how badly its hurts? So hair pulling or a slap are only assault if a certain degree of harm is inflicted?

If someone spits on me, cops will be involved

If someone spits on me, cops will be involved

I wonder what that makes you, then.

I wonder what that makes you, then.

It makes me a pissed off person who is filing charges!:mad: That's disgusting. You might as well of flinging poo or tossing urine on someone.

It makes me a pissed off person who is filing charges!:mad: That's disgusting. You might as well of flinging poo or tossing urine on someone.

You're right. Why... You may as well shoot human corpses at them or fling a dead elephant on top of them!
Man!
It's a Great Thing people who think your way are around to keep the LAW on the backs of any person who does something natural. Treat 'em like the dirty evil criminals that they are!!

What a terrible place this would be if we just allowed everyone to run around spitting and lactating.

Guards often need to stay abreast of the activities of inmates because of such misbehavior. However, adding a felony charge to the behavior of someone very intoxicated seems like crying over spilled milk, to me.
I can understand the guards distaste for the "attack" but the offender was clearly not in her right mind. This case juggles a fine line between offending someone and committing an offense.
A felony conviction over this woman acting like a boob when drunk is overkill. It's sad to think that in modern times, it's a crime for a disgruntled drunk person to get something off their chest. The drunk woman had already been busted.
I hope this case gets dropped Flat out.nice :D

Could this be the begining of a reign of terror visited on us by lactating women? Will bare breasted women be robbing banks and convenience stores with the dastardly threat of a stream of breast milk in the face?

Could this be the begining of a reign of terror visited on us by lactating women? Will bare breasted women be robbing banks and convenience stores with the dastardly threat of a stream of breast milk in the face?

Possibly.
Keep an eye on the news should this case start producing new developments.

unnessary, under law even blowing smoke in someones face is battery and the law doest discriminate between an armed hold up with a blood filled syringe depending wether the blood is infectious or not

That's WAY disproportionate. Battery is doing someone severe physical harm. Battery is NOT annoying someone for 2 or 3 seconds by blowing some nasty smelling smoke in their face.

Damn but human beings are stupid dicks.

Possibly.
Keep an eye on the news should this case start producing new developments.
Indeed, I'll try to keep myself abreast of the situation.