wet1
08-26-01, 04:34 AM
It seems that Canada has come upon something new to tax. Read about it here:
Some Common Questions And Answers About The H.S.T.
What Is The H.S.T.?
The Human Sexuality Tax is a $1.25 surcharge levied on sexual relations between consenting adults.
Why A Tax On Sex?
Because cigarettes and alcohol are already taxed to the hilt! Sex is the only central pleasure we haven't touched yet!
How Do I Pay The H.S.T.?
After relations you and your partner are each required to fill out a seperate T69 Form and return it it with a cheque for $1.25 to Revenue and Taxation Canada. The forms are available at Post Offices, drug stores, and in the washrooms of many bars and dance clubs.
What If I Don't, uh... Get There?
The tax only applies if you achive climax. So relax, go to it, when you wanna do it. Relax, when you wanna cum.
What If I Like Little Boys?
The H.S.T. applies only to consenting adults. Pedophiles and necrophiliacs are not required to pay the tax. Zoopheliacs and gerbil enthusiasts are also exempt.
What About Safe Sex?
Health and Welfare Canada advises the use of a condom to prevent sexually transmitted diseases. If you use a condom, you are eligible for an HST rebate equal to 40% of it's cost. Retain the reciept and the used condom, and enclose both with your Federal Income Tax Return to recieve the full rebate.
I'm From Quebec. Do I Pay More?
No, in fact, you pay less! The H.S.T. is regionally adjusted to account for socio-cultural variation in the frequency of sexual relations. Persons from Etobicoke, for example, are required to pay an additional $0.17 per encounter to make up for their lack of activity. Similarly, residents of Gaspe Bay may deduct $0.76 from their payment.
Some Common Questions And Answers About The H.S.T.
What Is The H.S.T.?
The Human Sexuality Tax is a $1.25 surcharge levied on sexual relations between consenting adults.
Why A Tax On Sex?
Because cigarettes and alcohol are already taxed to the hilt! Sex is the only central pleasure we haven't touched yet!
How Do I Pay The H.S.T.?
After relations you and your partner are each required to fill out a seperate T69 Form and return it it with a cheque for $1.25 to Revenue and Taxation Canada. The forms are available at Post Offices, drug stores, and in the washrooms of many bars and dance clubs.
What If I Don't, uh... Get There?
The tax only applies if you achive climax. So relax, go to it, when you wanna do it. Relax, when you wanna cum.
What If I Like Little Boys?
The H.S.T. applies only to consenting adults. Pedophiles and necrophiliacs are not required to pay the tax. Zoopheliacs and gerbil enthusiasts are also exempt.
What About Safe Sex?
Health and Welfare Canada advises the use of a condom to prevent sexually transmitted diseases. If you use a condom, you are eligible for an HST rebate equal to 40% of it's cost. Retain the reciept and the used condom, and enclose both with your Federal Income Tax Return to recieve the full rebate.
I'm From Quebec. Do I Pay More?
No, in fact, you pay less! The H.S.T. is regionally adjusted to account for socio-cultural variation in the frequency of sexual relations. Persons from Etobicoke, for example, are required to pay an additional $0.17 per encounter to make up for their lack of activity. Similarly, residents of Gaspe Bay may deduct $0.76 from their payment.