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grazzhoppa
07-22-04, 02:22 PM
Stern puts up a bulletin board on his web site, and according to the company that runs it for him, it's the forum with the most traffic on the internet currently. I've been listening to his spot for the last couple days, and he spends about 20 minutes boasting about his forum and how it needs 8 servers to run, and there's more on the way.

You can only register after 10 pm eastern (because of the high traffic, they don't registering happening during peak hours). But I think it'll be worth a laugh to check it out and see what's the big deal with it. I haven't seen it yet. Stern is like a god to some people, and with the anonymity of the internet, the fanatics and, frankly, insane listeners of him have a place to spawn their adoration of him to the point of making him legendary....am I going too far to say that?

People on Internet forums have a way of missing reality and creating some mythic or abstract way of seeing whatever is the point of discussion. I think Stern's forum is an ingeneous idea because it feeds his ego like no other way could. It's perfect for him.

Current members: 54,136 !!!!!!
http://64.235.250.50/boards/stop.php

Gondorle
07-22-04, 02:32 PM
Jeez! I used to watch his show here and to be honest, I didn't like it that much, although I must consider the humor factor, yes, theres some humor in all the shit he says and some of those brainless chicks are quite good, I mean, they're hot :)

I almost forgot to comment on your thread :m:

A forum, well, it's a nice way to promote his image I guess, 50k users?!! Now, theres a lot of crazy HS fans around the world just waiting for an opportunity like this to appear, an opportunity to expose themselves, to their hero... :confused:

Well, I would like to try that forum one of this days, I'm curious now !

sargentlard
07-22-04, 04:25 PM
Am I the only one that is bored to tears by his show?

Ohhh he's talking about sex and cunnilingus.....how taboo....pffftttt, the guy is a moron.

Aborted_Fetus
07-22-04, 04:46 PM
i used to be a big howard stern fan, but not that much anymore since he has been backing michael moore so much. all howard cares about is how much he hates bush, and he would probably back moore even if he was on Iraq's side...whatever

Closet Philosopher
07-22-04, 04:48 PM
I thought Stern was on the radio... that just shows how I keep up with the times...

cosmictraveler
07-22-04, 04:51 PM
I watched his show but found it all about Howard more than anything else. I didn't find it very funny or entertaining listing to him cut people down , swear allot, be vulger and other non entertaining things. You can have him because he is laughing all the way to the bank with a show of crap.

invert_nexus
07-22-04, 04:52 PM
Sounds like Stern's gone through a bit of changed since I stopped listening to him. He was kinda funny every now and again. But after 9/11 he just became a total right-wing nazi type. I'm surprised he never joined the nazi party and started goosestepping around his studio. He probably got Gary the retard to do it instead.

That's another thing about Stern. Watching him make fun of retards and encephalomorphics pales quite rapidly. You know what would really be funny? If someone cut into old Howard's brain and gave him a taste of retardism. Then let Arty make fun of him. I'd laugh.

Aborted_Fetus
07-22-04, 04:55 PM
i find the FCC pathetic...they are fining him millions of dollars (well, VIACOM, really) from indecent incidents from 3 YEARS AGO. they want him off the air so bad, they go back 3 years to something that really doesnt even matter anymore. Howard will be off the air within a few months (or whenever his contract runs out, i forget how long).

its a shame, even if u dont like him, that he is getting kicked off the air. what ever happened to free speech?

Closet Philosopher
07-22-04, 04:57 PM
Hmm, Stern sounds like most of the guys at my old high school. "Hey look at the retard! He's hilarious because he is retarded <Insert retarded sounds>. I'm a retard! Ha! <insert collective laughter>"

Aborted_Fetus
07-22-04, 04:58 PM
haha, invert, u just reminded me of how much i love artie...he is 10 times funnier than howard ever was...

and your right, all howard ever talks about anymore is how much he hates bush and how much he wants to do michael moore in the butt...its pathetic

invert_nexus
07-22-04, 05:01 PM
THat's what's weird. Last time I saw or heard the show, Stern would have stuck his head right up Bush's ass and licked it clean. Well, come to think of it, I don't know what his personal feelings on Bush in particular were, but he was all gung-ho for war and bashing immigrants and just being a general all-around nazi. I turned it off and have never gone back. That was at least two years ago. So now he's becoming liberal? Or just anti-bush? Bush probably isn't right-wing enough for him, eh?

Aborted_Fetus
07-22-04, 05:04 PM
i listen to stern pretty much ever morning on the way to work for about 30 minutes...from what i understand, stern hates bush so much because bush is cracking down on the FCC to get him off the air...plus, like i said, stern will bend over for whatever michael moore spews out of his stupid fat mouth

invert_nexus
07-22-04, 05:06 PM
Huh, imagine that. Stern will be this hard-core right-wing nut, then when his heroes start cracking down on his livelihood. "Hey, I hate those republicans. Michael Moore's cool."

Not too long ago, Stern was bashing Moore good. Stern's a self-centered backstabbing egotist. And not funny.

Firefly
07-22-04, 05:55 PM
I thought Stern was on the radio... that just shows how I keep up with the times...
I thought HS was the name of a poster here, didn't realise there was another, more famous one. :bugeye:

HOWARDSTERN
07-23-04, 02:50 AM
Get a life. the FCC & Clear Channel Communications have censored out the best stuff.

And now for an oldie, but a goodie:

Anybody remember Corp. Hudson? :D Well here's a memorable PM from him in regards to my belief that Startrek Enterprise would suck!

ps. I was right. It does Suck!:
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Corp.Hudson
Senior Member (419 posts)


HOWARDSTERN wrote on 07-06-01 08:35 AM:

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Is there any reason that you feel the need to point out to me that you are an ignorant prick?

Go fuck yourself, or burn crosses. I don't care, just don't expect me to read your anti-semitic bullshit.
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...Well.........?????????????????? MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING I SAID....ABOUT HENRY WINKLER/FONZI???????????? :rolleyes:

HOWARDSTERN
07-23-04, 03:12 AM
Ah, Hell...how about another one?............

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http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar1_2.gif Porfiry .................................................. ..................08-07-02, 12:21 PM
All violence is terrorism (3,896 posts)


Egads man, does drinking always make you so full of apology and paranoid regret? Perhaps you need a stronger drug.

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HOWARDSTERN
07-23-04, 03:27 AM
Now here's one from Banshee, just before she moved to America. She was kinda pissed at me because I told her that I hunted squirrels. .......I might have said a few other things that aggravated her a little.... ;)
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http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar4027_0.gif Banshee .................................................. .................................................. ...........09-06-01, 03:58 AM

Forest Spirit (3,527 posts)

Have you had your fun now??
Can you leave me alone please.
Or you must have other things to say.
Serious, I mean it.
If not.....LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
Have a good day.......
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HOWARDSTERN
07-23-04, 03:42 AM
Well, this memory lane posting would not be complete without the input of tiassa. I always thought this PM sounded really cool......but I have never been able to figure out what the hell it means???? But it sounds good!

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http://www.sciforums.com/avatars/avatar1031_3.giftiassa............................ .................................................. ......05-14-01, 02:57 PM
iMac user (9,655 posts)

Howard--

It's the opening track to an album entitled "Angels in the Flesh and Devils in the Bone". The band is Floater, out of Portland, Oregon. They are, I believe, the best thing going for modern rock and roll following the dissolution of Soundgarden and the Screaming Trees, and considering what seems to be the demise of Pearl Jam. The lyricist is, I believe, Rob Wynia, bassist and vocalist. www.floatermusic.com has a couple of mp3's from the current album (Burning Sosobra), but there's also some stuff available through Napster and other sites.

But Floater is my current favorite band, and they have been since '96; they're unstoppable in my opinion, but that's just me.

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HOWARDSTERN
07-23-04, 03:49 AM
Well...........that's it! Too much beer & Vodka. I have to find a place to crash out & I'm feeling a little nashius..err nausios, err nausious, ....O'hell I have to PUKE ! ! ! GODAMN! Shit! Son of the Bitch!

I feel like puking up Pumpkin Seeds ! ! ! ! :eek:

pukin pumpkin attachment
http://www.sciforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3043&stc=1

Watcher
07-23-04, 09:02 AM
Yeah I agree with Sarge, Stern's show gets boring pretty quick. Looking at hot chicks never gets boring, but why yawn through Howard for that? It's like someone who uses curse words constantly; they quickly lose their impact and you begin to tune them out.

But the FCC is waaaay out of line. Their power needs to be curbed, the sooner the better.

Closet Philosopher
07-23-04, 01:19 PM
I know who Howard Stern is, and I have heard the goodradio clips. I don't get him here in Canada though.

GRO$$
07-24-04, 05:52 AM
If both Howard Stern and HOWARDSTERN stopped breating right now, how much oxygen would we save?

GRO$$
07-24-04, 05:55 AM
I don't get it, 50k users is really nothing on a big site... Slashdot (http://slashdot.org) had 2 million registered users back in '02, probably over 5 million now, handling up to 1000+ replies to some of the stories they post, not to mention the hundreds of thousands of hits they get. What's the big deal?

Aborted_Fetus
07-24-04, 11:32 PM
there is no big deal...howard knows nothing about computers and the internet, and he just likes to go on and on about it on the air because he thinks it sounds good that 50 thousand users go to his dumb site and overload it because he does not have enough servers to handle the load...

invert_nexus
07-24-04, 11:53 PM
Probably hired Gary the Retard to run it. :D

Stern is a jackass. Someone should tell him he's making a fool of himself by thinking he's such a big shit with his 50,000 users.

Anyone know anything about Opie and Anthony? Now those guys were funny. They got kicked off the air a couple years back for having a sex scavenger hunt. One of the places to have sex was in a church and there was a big stink about it. They were funny. Stern sucks shit. Opie and Anthony rule. And Jim Norton is god!!! A short, bald, psychopathic god, but god nonetheless. :D

StarOfEight
07-25-04, 10:10 AM
Stern seems like a fairly intelligent guy, but his fans are, as far as I can tell, the first people I'll have sterilized when I seize power. Oh, and his show's repetitive, stupid, and inane, but Michael Powell's still a mewling cunt.

invert_nexus
07-25-04, 12:07 PM
You mean Michael Moore? Did you mix Moore with Colin Powell. What an odd image that inspires in my mind. :eek:

GRO$$
07-25-04, 06:46 PM
Stern seems like a fairly intelligent guy."Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahaha! No, wait! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ha haha hahahahaha!" -Death

Alpha
07-25-04, 07:22 PM
Well, I just logged in to the forum on howardstern.com:
- Users Online: 1210 members, 486 guests
- General Discussion (699 Users) 343,904 posts

Does seem pretty active...

StarOfEight
07-26-04, 08:15 AM
You mean Michael Moore? Did you mix Moore with Colin Powell. What an odd image that inspires in my mind. :eek:

No, I mean Michael Powell, son of Colin Powell, and chairman of the FCC.

StarOfEight
07-26-04, 08:16 AM
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahaha! No, wait! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ha haha hahahahaha!" -Death

I'm not saying he's a genius, but like Carolla, he's not an idiot, which in modern America, more than qualifies as fairly intelligent.

HOWARDSTERN
08-17-04, 04:41 AM
Well, I just logged in to the forum on howardstern.com:
- Users Online: 1210 members, 486 guests
- General Discussion (699 Users) 343,904 posts

Does seem pretty active...

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