View Full Version : If You Could Be A Superhero?


Nancy_Lieder
07-31-02, 04:49 PM
If you could be any superhero or superheroine from any comic book, movie, TV show, etc.,who would you be and why?


My personal pick would be Spiderman, super quick reflexes, supers strength, and the ability to sense before something bad happens. Plus the nifty costume would be great at picking up chicks..., uh..., then again maybe it wouldn't.:bugeye:

Mr. G
07-31-02, 08:12 PM
The Invisible Man/Space Ghost.

Go anywhere, with impunity. Super Explorer.

%BlueSoulRobot%
07-31-02, 08:34 PM
My personal pick would be Spiderman, super quick reflexes, supers strength, and the ability to sense before something bad happens. Plus the nifty costume would be great at picking up chicks..., uh..., then again maybe it wouldn't.

Hey, that was my choice! :p :) All right, if I can't have Spiderman, then I want Nightcrawler. :D
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ubermich
07-31-02, 08:42 PM
one of the moononites from "aqua teen hunger squad."

someone please tell me youve seen the show from comedy central....

my god...its fucking hilarious....

all of you, burn a copy now !! :)

Asguard
07-31-02, 09:19 PM
Belgarath the sorcerer

temporary_illusion
08-01-02, 07:10 AM
Goatgirl!!!!
I am she!

I have a cape and horns n everything :D
Mwahahah! Fear my goatish ways!

Asguard
08-01-02, 07:13 AM
ok sheepgirl:p

bah

fear the New Zealanders:p

Thor
08-01-02, 07:28 AM
I'd be Man-Man. The Strength of one man, the speed of one man. Can jump average size boxes. Man-Man.

temporary_illusion
08-01-02, 07:39 AM
Just because you want to root a sheep...
I mean...huh?

Want some velcro? :P

Captain_Crunch
08-01-02, 10:57 AM
i would be captain crunch.
http://www.animationartgallery.com/images/COM/COMCBB8.jpg
what......you want a proper super hero you say?....o.k,
The Silver Surfer.
c'mon, hes silver.

EvelinaAnville
08-01-02, 11:37 PM
I would be Plastic Man because my cats are always wanting me to pet them when they place themselves just .................out................of............ .my.......................................reach

Increan
08-02-02, 12:14 AM
Well, I was gonna pick Spider-man, but let me thing.........Ok, then Spider-man 2099, same as Spider-man only better costume(symbia)and infinite webbing, able to form weapons with suit.

Xev
08-02-02, 12:21 AM
NO FAIR! Not any female superheroes.

Guess I'd be Catwoman from the animated Batman series. That way my cat might finally stop sulking.

But he'd likely shed all over the outfit.

Increan
08-02-02, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by Xev
NO FAIR! Not any female superheroes.

Guess I'd be Catwoman from the animated Batman series. That way my cat might finally stop sulking.

But he'd likely shed all over the outfit.

There are to female superheroes. You just have to look. And not to be mean, but 1. Catwoman is a villian and 2.Does not have super powers and therfore does not qualify. Even Batman doesn't qualify because he has no super powers. He's just a hero.

static76
08-02-02, 12:39 AM
NO FAIR! Not any female superheroes.

Sure there are... Wonder Woman (I always had you pegged as the amazon-type);), Batgirl, Storm, Rogue, Buffy, etc..

Thor
08-02-02, 03:15 AM
Batman is a vigilante, not a superhero.

Theres also Plasticgirl, I s'pose the Bionic Woman would count and also Witchblade

Asguard
08-02-02, 03:16 AM
well i still would rather have magic than super powers

dickbaby
08-02-02, 03:41 AM
Super Dave Osbourne

Boldly getting the shit kicked out of him in the name of humanity

:D

Gifted
08-02-02, 06:08 AM
By Asgaurd,

Belgarath the sorcerer

Good enough for me.

Skeeve the Magician for me(from the Myth series by Robert Asprin).

harrykarry
08-02-02, 01:55 PM
wonder dog

cause he's got good drugs...

*stRgrL*
08-02-02, 02:12 PM
SpiderMan!

Definitely!!!!:)

A4Ever
08-03-02, 04:38 AM
I would be Wolverine.

Freshman
08-05-02, 03:44 PM
BATMAN!!!

Freshman
08-05-02, 03:44 PM
BATMAN!!!

Freshman
08-05-02, 03:44 PM
BATMAN!!!

Freshman
08-05-02, 03:46 PM
Oops... I accidentally clicked submit reply three times.

Beastmaster Xellos
08-05-02, 06:04 PM
I would be....






Deathly-Afraid-of-Everything-Man or Capt. Obvious!!! ^_^

Brolly
08-08-02, 04:45 PM
Why they created capt america

ok i'll be capt england

protector of england

if the queen can't save england tony blair will
if tony blair can't save the mi-5 will
if the mi-5 can't save england capt england will
if capt england can't save england...urrrr

england is screwed

Shadowstrife911
08-10-02, 10:30 PM
The Evil Midnight Bomber Who bombs at Midnight! or if I can't be a villian then I shall be the 'Sewer Urchin' the protector of the City's sewer system.


Anyone ever seen 'The Tick' ??

Increan
08-10-02, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Freshman
BATMAN!!!

Once again I shall repeat Batman is not a superhero. He has no super powers, so he does not qualify for this poll.

A4Ever
08-11-02, 03:53 AM
who the fudge can claim what a superhero is exactly??

Firefly
08-11-02, 10:31 AM
Someone with extra or super-human powers/abilities? :confused:

A4Ever
08-11-02, 12:31 PM
No. Someone who saves the world (or a city) for a living.

lixluke
08-11-02, 01:05 PM
Why they created capt america
ok i'll be capt england
protector of england

they already have a captain britain
he can fly and is really strong and hes also a scientist, and he gets drunk.
he has a sister named psylocke that's a member of the x-men. shes a telepath that has purple hair.


cool skill the superhero:
i'd pick my favorite character: Phoenix.
not the original Phoenix (Jean Grey), But their daughter that came back from the future (Rachel Summers).

id love to have those telekinetic and telepathic powers not to mention the cosmic phoenix force. i really love phoenix. when i was 15 i had long hair and when i cut it short, i left a braided tail in the back just like phoenix. shes wicked. id use my powers to fight crime and help poor people!

Brolly
08-11-02, 01:09 PM
england, not britian

i'm a moggle any way they can kick all the superhero ass

Kupo

Increan
08-12-02, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by A4Ever
who the fudge can claim what a superhero is exactly??
Definition:

Main Entry: su·per·hero
Pronunciation: -"hir-(")O, -"hE-(")rO
Function: noun
Date: 1917
: a fictional hero having extraordinary or superhuman powers

Therefore Batman does not fall in the description of a superhero. He is classified as either a hero or a vigilante like The Punisher.

A4Ever
08-12-02, 09:26 AM
a fictional hero having extraordinary or superhuman powers

Extraordinary powers...

Batman has extraordinary intelligence to make all those gadgets and use them.

Batman is extraordinary strong and agile. His acrobatic skills in general are extraordinary.

Batman is a superhero by your own definition: superhuman OR extraordinary.

Increan
08-12-02, 11:28 AM
Yes, I guess, but Batman is still more a vigilante than a superhero.

Increan
08-12-02, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by A4Ever


Extraordinary powers...

Batman has extraordinary intelligence to make all those gadgets and use them.

Batman is extraordinary strong and agile. His acrobatic skills in general are extraordinary.

Batman is a superhero by your own definition: superhuman OR extraordinary.

Actually if you have ever really read a Batman comic Alfred is the one who came up with and made most of the gadgets Batman uses and he is no more strong and agile than anyone else that would train in the same way he does. He was not given any special gift or power. So, I am sticking with my original statement that Batman is not a superhero.

A4Ever
08-12-02, 11:36 AM
and he is no more strong and agile than anyone else that would train in the same way he does.

Oh, come on!

Start training and see when you'll be able to swing from one building to another with a rope and a bat shaped hook.

See when you will be able to win a fight against a group of five villains.

Qiothus II
01-25-03, 07:12 PM
I would be Spawn. Yeah, he is burned and quite crispy, but he also has only one limit to his powers: his imagination.

spacemanspiff
01-25-03, 08:32 PM
it's all about batman. anyone can fight crime when they're practically invincible(superman). but a guy with NO superpowers going out there night after night and kicking so much ass, that takes guts.

Batman all the way.

maybe Green Lantern after that.

Qiothus II
01-25-03, 09:13 PM
Batman is not a superhero. He is cool, but has no powers and lacks the whole super- part of being a superhero.

spacemanspiff
01-25-03, 09:26 PM
Batman is not a superhero. He is cool, but has no powers and lacks the whole super- part of being a superhero.

he's got the super. he may be human but he is no ordinary man.
what would you call him then? a normalhero? i mean he's in the justice league! (even though he's too good for them)

just cause he doesn't shoot laser beams out of his head doesn't mean he can't dish out servings of hot and creamy justice.:D

and I nominate The Tick to be his running mate.:p

Qiothus II
01-25-03, 10:05 PM
Yes, I would say that Batman could be called a normalhero. I agree that he isn't ordinary, but he is still not super.

And he's in the justice league for two reasons:
1. He's a pimp. plain and simple, rich, gets girls, has cool stuff and not to mention Alfred (what other comic character has a butler)
2. The poor guys at DC couldn't get any of the cooler superheroes from Marvel to join the justice league.

UberDragon
01-25-03, 11:43 PM
Yeah, he is cool, but he could also have been gay. His name is Bruce and his sidekick's name is Dick.

I would be Powdered-Toast Man!!!!

man_of_jade
01-25-03, 11:45 PM
Belgarath the sorcerer
hehe id be... whats his name... Garion! with a bigass sword and magic power stuff. Can it get any better than that?:D

NightFall
01-26-03, 12:01 AM
I'd be Rogue. not by choice. but it seems to have chosen me.

Slacker47
01-26-03, 01:20 AM
SPAWN.... do I need reasoning?

notme2000
01-26-03, 01:31 AM
I would be Beast from X-men. :D

Strawberry Slush
01-27-03, 03:00 AM
if i were a super hero, i think that i would want to be someone who can kick some serious ass, but who also can bring in the ladies after a long night of fighting the bad guys...so i would want to be the LOQUACIOUS LOUNGE SINGER!!!

he's got all the skills:
-can kick the bad guy booty while tinkling a gin and tonic
-really knows how to get a party going
-never is without a whitty quip or retort
and last but not least
-can really reel in the drunken 40-somethings at the end of the night for a passionate romp in the sheets in order to releive some serious stress...hehe

Asguard
01-27-03, 03:35 AM
heheheh

what about the way he stops a war?:p

and gets belgrath PISSED with him:p

reformedtopunk
01-27-03, 01:32 PM
Since i am the coolest person in the world, i will settle this dispute. Batman is not a superhero. No SUPERpowers, no SUPERhero. plain and simple. If batman really existed, he'd be arrested for tampering with police business, real life doesn't like vigilantes.

I'd also choose NightCrawler. He's blue for chris'sakes! He's got a tail, he's super atheletic, can stick to walls, and can telleport. Fuckin' right!

Bates
03-22-03, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by reformedtopunk
Batman is not a superhero. No SUPERpowers, no SUPERhero. plain and simple.

Does that mean Daredevil, Wolverine, and Hurcules arn't superheroes because they lack "abilities"?

Fraggle Rocker
03-22-03, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by Bates
Does that mean Daredevil, Wolverine, and Hurcules arn't superheroes because they lack "abilities"? Yes. Batman is a member of the League of Justice or whatever they call it, but he's not a superhero. Superheroes are science fiction. Guys like Batman are just adventures and crime drama.

hazy_cosmic_jive
03-22-03, 10:44 PM
I would be Spuderman from red meat (http://www.redmeat.com). Only he can crush a walnut between his butt cheeks.


And I would like to say something about Batman. The fact that he has no superpowers is, in my opinion, exactly what makes him a superhero, and extremely awesome. The thought that if I had the resources, drive, and butler of bruce wayne, I could be a real life Batman is an extremely super thought. If I could use my strength and technology to leap from roof top to rooftop and fight crime, would any one of you jerks have the balls to approach me and tell me I'm not super? I hope not, because it would be tragic if I had to cut your head off with my batarang. Batman is super because he lacks superpowers, so don't say he can't be included in this thread.

sargentlard
03-22-03, 11:48 PM
I would be "the Preacher" (anybody know that comic book). He's a priest who doesn't have to go to church and he has the power to get people to do what he wants just by saying it to their face (it's some god power he has where they must obey his command if he tell them to do something).

Plus he has the whole tortured artist, tough guy, no nonsense good lucks that Girls really dig (why is that anyway).

sargentlard
03-23-03, 02:26 PM
feeellll the power of procastinater mannnnnnn...He can do everything later and even further extend deadlines. He stops dastardly criminals with his amazing lazy powers. Bringing crime to a halt...tommorrow or whenever he feels like it.

UberDragon
03-23-03, 09:53 PM
Well, if they don't have super powers, and they're not superheroes, then at least call them heroes.

try_killing_yourself
07-16-03, 07:01 PM
well ...Akira....when he was alive...because he could do anything he wanted and i think he would kick spawns ass

amattice
06-07-07, 12:23 PM
I would like to be Batman's Alfred.

Either that or Barnacle Boy. :bravo:

shorty_37
06-07-07, 12:27 PM
Wonder Woman

The Devil Inside
06-07-07, 12:32 PM
i would be the devil. red skin, pointy tail, goatee.....who can ask for more?

Avatar
06-07-07, 12:59 PM
Dream from "Sandman".

ashpwner
06-07-07, 12:59 PM
if i could be a superhero i would be justice guy

The Devil Inside
06-07-07, 01:04 PM
Dream from "Sandman".

good choice!

Oli
06-07-07, 01:11 PM
What do you mean IF I could be a superhero?

EmptyForceOfChi
06-08-07, 02:12 PM
goku from dragonball Z. and he would whoop any other super hero from other comics or shows, his power is far greater than super pussy or pussyman,

superman or spiderman :)
http://www.vegeth.it/immagini2/gall/goku/Goku%20ferito%20%202.jpg
peace.

EmptyForceOfChi
06-08-07, 02:17 PM
goku would kick supermans ass.


http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i119/jack1891/Goku-vs-superman.jpg

peace,

one_raven
06-08-07, 02:46 PM
Spider Jerusalem.
Why???
Because he kicks ass!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/one_raven/transmet1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/one_raven/transmet_street.jpg

Enterprise-D
06-08-07, 02:51 PM
Green Lantern: if you can imagine it, it will be formed.

http://www.hyperborea.org/flash/bigimages/kyle1.jpg

Enterprise-D
06-08-07, 03:00 PM
NO FAIR! Not any female superheroes.

Guess I'd be Catwoman from the animated Batman series. That way my cat might finally stop sulking.

But he'd likely shed all over the outfit.


Sure there are... Wonder Woman (I always had you pegged as the amazon-type);), Batgirl, Storm, Rogue, Buffy, etc..

...Ms Marvel, Hawkgirl, Invisible Woman, Powerpuff Girls, Vixen, Fire, Jean Grey, Jubilee...

Oniw17
06-08-07, 03:04 PM
More of an anti-hero.
http://www.yale.edu/anime/imgarchive/Berserk/berserk_guts.jpg

one_raven
06-08-07, 03:26 PM
Oniw17,
Who is that?


If I couldn't be Spider Jerusalem, I'd have to settle for John Constantine...

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/4000/3329/127775-john-constantine_150.jpg

And the first thing I'd do is kill Keanu Reeves for playing me on the big screen.

EmptyForceOfChi
06-08-07, 03:30 PM
Oniw17,
Who is that?


If I couldn't be Spider Jerusalem, I'd have to settle for John Constantine...

http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/4000/3329/127775-john-constantine_150.jpg

And the first thing I'd do is kill Keanu Reeves for playing me on the big screen.

or someone else who smokes lol.


peace.

Oniw17
06-08-07, 03:33 PM
Damn...I think his name is Guts. From the Bersek mangas.

nietzschefan
06-08-07, 03:35 PM
goku from dragonball Z. and he would whoop any other super hero from other comics or shows, his power is far greater than super pussy or pussyman,

superman or spiderman :)
http://www.vegeth.it/immagini2/gall/goku/Goku%20ferito%20%202.jpg
peace.

Looks like "Nine Continents" from the "Buddha's Palm" Comic ~15 years ago

one_raven
06-08-07, 03:43 PM
or someone else who smokes lol.


peace.

Heh - I guess he does too, huh?
I quit 6 months ago, but I'll take it up again, if I can be a comic super hero.

orcot
06-08-07, 03:56 PM
Dream from "Sandman".

that's my avatar :)

lucifers angel
06-08-07, 04:00 PM
wolverine or cyclops!!

because wolverine can heal himself and cyclops, well.......i would love to ride his motorbike

one_raven
06-08-07, 04:01 PM
that's my avatar :)
I prefer Despair...


Despair, Disre's sister and twin, is queen of her own bleak bourne. It is said that scattered through Despair's domain are a multitude of tiny windows, hanging in the void. Each window looks out onto a different scene, being, in our world, a mirror. Sometimes you will look into a mirror and feel the eyes of despair upon you, feel her hook catch and snag on your heart.

http://www.fluffhouse.org.uk/music/despair3.jpg

TW Scott
06-11-07, 12:33 AM
Colossus, I would defiantely be Colossus. First he has one of the best disguises ever. Who equates a metal giant with a slightly shorter russian beefcake. Second he can paint. Third in Armored form his an equal to the Thing in most ways. FInally the man is just too damn cool.

TW Scott
06-11-07, 12:39 AM
goku would kick supermans ass.


http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i119/jack1891/Goku-vs-superman.jpg

peace,

Not actually, small problem is that Supes can think and move faster than the speed of light. Goku is fast, but will never be that fast. The fight I want to see is Goku vs Juggernaut. Poor Goku.

GeoffP
06-11-07, 12:54 AM
Hmmm...I think Thor, because it would keep me at the same stratum I'm at now.

Alternatively Iceman because he gets to hang out with Firestar. Rowwr. That cartoon introduced me to the concept of feminine ass-crack. Oh yes.

Otacon
06-15-07, 02:28 PM
Hmmm...I think Thor, because it would keep me at the same stratum I'm at now.

Alternatively Iceman because he gets to hang out with Firestar. Rowwr. That cartoon introduced me to the concept of feminine ass-crack. Oh yes.

speed of light....obviously you dont know how powerful goku is apart from being a super saiyan hes capable of instant transmission....speed of light...pah superman wouldnt even see it coming

Otacon
06-15-07, 02:29 PM
Not actually, small problem is that Supes can think and move faster than the speed of light. Goku is fast, but will never be that fast. The fight I want to see is Goku vs Juggernaut. Poor Goku.

goku would kick ass for apart from being a super saiyan hes also capable of instant transmission superman wouldnt even see it coming....obviously you dont know how powerful goku is

EmptyForceOfChi
06-15-07, 03:53 PM
Looks like "Nine Continents" from the "Buddha's Palm" Comic ~15 years ago

dragonball is about 20 years old i think. it started off as a manga comic.

peace.

EmptyForceOfChi
06-15-07, 03:55 PM
Heh - I guess he does too, huh?
I quit 6 months ago, but I'll take it up again, if I can be a comic super hero.

you can be the secret smoker, a night you sneak outside to light up and smoke the night away.

i miss smoking sometimes.

peace.

EmptyForceOfChi
06-15-07, 03:58 PM
Not actually, small problem is that Supes can think and move faster than the speed of light. Goku is fast, but will never be that fast. The fight I want to see is Goku vs Juggernaut. Poor Goku.

goku is faster than the speed of light though, he can instant translocate anywhere in the universe in an instant. (instant transmission), seriously goku would wipe the floor with any super hero or villian. he can blow up an entire planet without even trying...

juggar-who? he would get smashed like a baby.


peace.

one_raven
06-15-07, 04:00 PM
you can be the secret smoker, a night you sneak outside to light up and smoke the night away.

i miss smoking sometimes.

peace.

I don't crave nicotine anymore.
Believe it or not, I haven't craved a smoke at all this time not even in the beginning - it was VERY easy to quite this time.

I do, sometimes, miss the act though.

EmptyForceOfChi
06-15-07, 04:05 PM
I don't crave nicotine anymore.
Believe it or not, I haven't craved a smoke at all this time not even in the beginning - it was VERY easy to quite this time.

I do, sometimes, miss the act though.

i dont crave nicotine either, im not addicted but i just miss actualy smoking something, its fun blowing out the smoke making hoops, its a relaxing hobby, good to unwind and think about things.

like sitting on the toilet.

peace.

lucifers angel
06-15-07, 06:19 PM
http://www.actuacine.net/Wallpapers/wolverine21024.jpg

and of course this guy

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l229/moviecostume/CyclopsX3.jpg

and not forgetting this guy

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper87/stills/1j6q788p.jpg

EmptyForceOfChi
06-15-07, 06:27 PM
give wolverine some electricity, take off cyclops little mono goggs, and blade he doesent even have any worthy powers, he just has a good sword and looks good in that jacket.

peace.

lucifers angel
06-15-07, 06:30 PM
give wolverine some electricity, take off cyclops little mono goggs, and blade he doesent even have any worthy powers, he just has a good sword and looks good in that jacket.

peace.


no ok, but surely a superhero doesnt have to have powers?

and cyclops cannot take his galsses of, he blows tops of buildings if he does that!

EmptyForceOfChi
06-15-07, 06:30 PM
http://videodragonball.blogspot.com/


you only have to watch some dragonball z to see that goku could kick any other heros ass with ease,

he can destroy planets at will. and he has every power that any other super jero has, because he can learn any skill he wants....

and goku actualy trains, he isnt one of those pussy ass mother fuckers who just has a "special gift" he works out and trains his skills every single day,

peace.


peace.

one_raven
06-15-07, 09:26 PM
http://www.actuacine.net/Wallpapers/wolverine21024.jpg

and of course this guy

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l229/moviecostume/CyclopsX3.jpg

and not forgetting this guy

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper87/stills/1j6q788p.jpg

So if you could be a superhero, you would be a man?
Women aren't bad ass enough for you?
Are you saying women are weak?

TW Scott
06-15-07, 09:48 PM
speed of light....obviously you dont know how powerful goku is apart from being a super saiyan hes capable of instant transmission....speed of light...pah superman wouldnt even see it coming

You don't get it do you. Instant transmission is teleport, but unless Goku has recently lifted entire continents and can blow up stars. Not top mention be simulataneously in a dozen places, he is not going to get the job done afgainst Super man.


Against Juggernaut it is simple he is the avatar of a being more powerful than all the Dragons put together. If he is movinbg in a direction even the Infinity Guantlet could not stop him, slow him down yes, but not stop. He is ten times as invulnerable than Superman and at one point could use brute force to tear the veils between worlds.

Oli
06-15-07, 09:49 PM
So if you could be a superhero, you would be a man?
Women aren't bad ass enough for you?
Are you saying women are weak?

Phoenix was a real bad-ass.

one_raven
06-15-07, 10:08 PM
Phoenix was a real bad-ass.

You ain't kidding!

Oli
06-15-07, 10:09 PM
IIRC she destroyed the entire universe once, and put it back together again (very) shortly afterwards.

ashura
06-15-07, 10:58 PM
IIRC she destroyed the entire universe once, and put it back together again (very) shortly afterwards.

Shame she got totally punked in the movies. :/

Oniw17
06-15-07, 11:26 PM
http://videodragonball.blogspot.com/


you only have to watch some dragonball z to see that goku could kick any other heros ass with ease,

he can destroy planets at will. and he has every power that any other super jero has, because he can learn any skill he wants....

and goku actualy trains, he isnt one of those pussy ass mother fuckers who just has a "special gift" he works out and trains his skills every single day,

peace.


peace.
Emma Frost or Prof. X would own Goku. Or the Martian Manhunter. Unless he is somehow immune to telepaths. Green Lantern can pretty much do anything. Kryptonians are pretty much perfect. The silver surfer. Dr. Strange.
Pretty much any psychic. Goku's not that great.

lucifers angel
06-16-07, 03:57 AM
So if you could be a superhero, you would be a man?
Women aren't bad ass enough for you?
Are you saying women are weak?


no i am not saying women are weak, i am saying that i havent found a female superhero that i like.

women are not weak, far from it,

Sarkus
06-16-07, 12:50 PM
This thread reminds me of a great song by Stephen Lynch...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=z-EmpldQrPo

Enjoy :)

lucifers angel
06-16-07, 02:26 PM
http://images.evalu8.org/images/Daredevil-photo_03_hires.jpg

thinking about it i would be this guy! aswell

EmptyForceOfChi
06-16-07, 06:21 PM
Emma Frost or Prof. X would own Goku. Or the Martian Manhunter. Unless he is somehow immune to telepaths. Green Lantern can pretty much do anything. Kryptonians are pretty much perfect. The silver surfer. Dr. Strange.
Pretty much any psychic. Goku's not that great.

ofcourse goku is great, he is a telepath also he can surpass anybody and aquire any skill that he tries to learn, he has no weakness, none of the people you mention can breathe in space, goku can blow the entire earth up with 1 little blast, how are any of those pussies going to do anything when the planet they are standing on gets blown the fuck up?


peace.

Oniw17
06-16-07, 08:40 PM
ofcourse goku is great, he is a telepath also he can surpass anybody and aquire any skill that he tries to learn, he has no weakness, none of the people you mention can breathe in space, goku can blow the entire earth up with 1 little blast, how are any of those pussies going to do anything when the planet they are standing on gets blown the fuck up?


peace.

The silver surfer also destroys planets(with Galactus' help) and can breath in space(I believe). Green lantern(all of them) is limited only by his own will(he can do ANYTHING). He could create an indestructable poison dart and hit goku with it(since the series shows Goku can be poisoned). How can Goku learn anything? When has he ever shown this? He doesn't even learn most of his friends' moves if I remember right. Also, I can't remember when exactly Goku shows any resistance to telepathy. Goku got his ass beat many times by people weaker than Superman or Captain Marvel.

EmptyForceOfChi
06-16-07, 08:51 PM
The silver surfer also destroys planets(with Galactus' help) and can breath in space(I believe). Green lantern(all of them) is limited only by his own will(he can do ANYTHING). He could create an indestructable poison dart and hit goku with it(since the series shows Goku can be poisoned). How can Goku learn anything? When has he ever shown this? He doesn't even learn most of his friends' moves if I remember right. Also, I can't remember when exactly Goku shows any resistance to telepathy. Goku got his ass beat many times by people weaker than Superman or Captain Marvel.


goku can learn any skill he is shown, he has to witness the skill in order to learn it. since he was a young boy he learned every skill that he was shown and tried to perform, like the kamayamaya wave from roshi, it was supposed to take goku 50 years to learn, but he performed it within seconds,

and goku doesent use telepathy much but he reads minds when he feels the need, he does it in the Buu saga with vegeta, one of the hardest skills to learn is instant transmission, or instant translocation (both words are used) only one race of people on a distant planet, and the supreme kai can use it, and goku learns is with ease, wich lets him even jump relams from heaven to earth in an instant, he can even come back fromt he dead!, because he has been killed before and went up to other world (heaven) then just popped back when he likes and breaks the universal rules, so even killing goku wont stop him,

how can you beat him if he cant die? he can just come back again and again.


peace.

Oniw17
06-16-07, 08:59 PM
goku can learn any skill he is shown, he has to witness the skill in order to learn it. since he was a young boy he learned every skill that he was shown and tried to perform, like the kamayamaya wave from roshi, it was supposed to take goku 50 years to learn, but he performed it within seconds,

and goku doesent use telepathy much but he reads minds when he feels the need, he does it in the Buu saga with vegeta, one of the hardest skills to learn is instant transmission, or instant translocation (both words are used) only one race of people on a distant planet, and the supreme kai can use it, and goku learns is with ease, wich lets him even jump relams from heaven to earth in an instant, he can even come back fromt he dead!, because he has been killed before and went up to other world (heaven) then just popped back when he likes and breaks the universal rules, so even killing goku wont stop him,

how can you beat him if he cant die? he can just come back again and again.


peace.He only can't die in his own universe(where everyone has life after death). Poison that puts him in a coma would work anyway. Or you could kill him as a ghost; then he can't come back.

EmptyForceOfChi
06-16-07, 09:06 PM
He only can't die in his own universe(where everyone has life after death). Poison that puts him in a coma would work anyway. Or you could kill him as a ghost; then he can't come back.

if you die when your already dead (in other world) you dont exist anymore in that dimension, but you do exist in another dimension and realm. and instant translocation can jump dimensions and any physical laws, thats why supreme kais have that ability as they are the closest thing to gods in the dragonball z universe, so you can still come back from it,

but i know goku can be hurt by poison attacks, but he also can get antidotes from the future, because trunkz has a time machine and saves goku from poisons with antidotes from the future, so they can always go back in time and save goku before he gets poisoned,


and if all else fails goku can even wish to be indestructable with the dragonballs, so not even poison could harm him, i remember goku saying about krillin "if he dies when he is already dead, he wont exist in this dimention anymore" saying that he will exist still but just not in that realm,


peace.

GeoffP
06-16-07, 10:03 PM
If I could be a superhero
I would be Drug-Free Boy
Telling the world of the evils of drugs
And all of the lives they destroy

Well I'd take that junkie as he's getting so high
With his needles and bongs and his sticks made of Thai
As I burned him alive I would squeal with joy
Cause I would be Drug-Free Boy

- Stephen Lynch

Fugu-dono
06-28-07, 06:19 AM
Batman because he has ... um... just about everything and probably can get his hands on anything as well. Oh did I mention that he's RICH. $_$

solidsnake316
07-14-07, 01:48 PM
no way in hell can superman win, yes goku is so damn fast that he can just about fight millions of superman, and if goku goes super sayin, (4 stages by the way) whats superman gonna do, ask the editers of his crappy comics to make up some random bs. im sorry but I cant let that go, you are like superhater or a.k.a. superman fanbay. (think he can get vegeto or gogeta as well?) and whats this posion talk?, lol. I LOVE IT really, im a crazy **** so i really had to do this. anyway goku will beat anyone who poses a treat to anything. really about superman i dont care how classic superman is supposed to be, thiers no way, goku can just goes to a spot were thiers air by the way to catch his breath if he's fighting in space. personly i think vegeta would take care of superman, the strongest sayins only get stronger too man, its the sickest training also, idk why i really took the time to do this but i had to let it out. :shrug: p.s. really no more about superman beating goku

Orleander
07-14-07, 04:50 PM
I would be epiphany and my power would be to make people die just like in Death Note. And I would look like Switch (all in white) from The Matrix.

Oh....not one that I pretend I am. hmmmm, Aquaman. It would be great to love water and the things in it.

superstring01
07-14-07, 05:10 PM
I'd be Silver Surfer... and not because of the cheesy movie. I've been a fan of the guy for ages.

~String

Norsefire
07-14-07, 09:35 PM
Spider-man

He is the most realistic in terms of mind. He is a believable (?) character in terms of his reality, his social conflicts, etc.

MacGyver1968
07-14-07, 10:03 PM
I'd be Hugh Hefner...He's gotta have superpowers if he's still banging playmates at his age.

pjdude1219
07-15-07, 01:20 AM
Belgarath the sorcerer

i second that

DanceAndExplode
07-15-07, 03:12 AM
i'd be Astro Boy.. dunno if he's really a superhero.. but i reckon he's awesome lol.. here's the reasons i would wanna be Astro Boy---

*Ability to translate more than 60 languages
*Strength equivalent to 100,000 horsepower (75 MW), letting him lift many times his own weight
*The ability to fly using jets in his legs
*Magnification of his hearing up to one thousand times
*Laser guns deployed at his posterior
*An electro-heart that can discern people's criminal intentions
*Bright eye-lamps to assist his vision

he's my hero :D haha

...and i like his hotpants lol

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