Here's me revamping Scivillage.... Welcome to.....

The Isles of Sci

These collections of islands have been unihabitant until we got here, and set up camp near an abandon campsite, with a garden shed full of usual garden shed bitz'npieces, next to a stream.
Let me know what you want to be, and i'll post it here.

Communest Hampster- Drunk Rodent
vslayer-revolutionist
Dreamwalker- Protector of the Seas
Kunax- Ghost
Cosmictraveler- Local Pirate and Scallywag
Path- Anti -NewZealander
Nutty Fish- Halucengennic Fish
Avatar- Paranoid Bunker Inhabitant
Bruce Wayne- Drifter with ALOT of baggage
Roman- Orc
Sexy Blue- Local Sunbaker
Ghost III - Ghost
Logically Unsound- God
Athelwulf- King of the Gods (part time) and cartographer

*puts up large illuminati flag*
"i proclaim that no american shall ever set foot on these lands of intellect"

*comes sailing around with a dragon ship*
Hail Odin, I have found new land to conquer and settle!

Heave too, Pirate ships are making way for land!

*puts up large pirate flag*
"I proclaim that no teenagers from new zealand shall ever set foot on these lands of rum, debauchery and the lash" ;)

***Nukes the Isles of Sci (because I can), then waits for invert_nexus to screw up the space-time continuum again***

Joins the sci-islers in the bunker system below the surface.

*Flies over with his state-of-the-art multi-dimentional flying Eco system*

Silently I watch as the petty humans below are locked in their petty territorial fights. With sadness, I utter "When shall they learn? ..."

I then press a button and Nuttyfish exists no longer (because I can). With Nuttyfish erased from existence the Isles were never bombarded in the first place.

I then forget all about the Isle-dwellers and move on to another dimension, looking further for intelligent life.

:m:

Pirate scum, yield or thou shalt be destroyed by my sword. This islands will prosper in peace, it is under my protection. :p

Avast me hearties, we be taking control here so just step aside or walk the plank! :D

I won't step aside, I will stay here, as long as you are peaceful you can do what you want.

We orcs have long been prosecuted by man, and seek refuge in these here isles, to begin again, following the old ways.

Day 1

I walk onto the beach, put my towel out, and watch the pirate ships battle it out, and spend the rest of the day sunbaking and eating pineapple.
Pretty uneventful really.

*what does "avast" actually mean? i've never actually figured that out*

Day 1

In Scivillage I was the sole proprietor of a fairly crappy lake. Now I have the ocean to explore. I swim towards the pirate ships and begin to deal out some monumentally motivational speaches about the true moral and ethical values of war...and why there aren't many.

Then I collapse from gunpowder poisoning and rum overdosing...

Day 1 con't

mmm, after frying myself into a tan, i walked my sexy blue feet to the garden shed, picked up an axe and started to chop some bamboo to make myself a hut

Day 1

CHU had given me a much deserved break from spying on the foolish humans at scivillage, so i came to the islands of Sci for my holiday. From my blimp, I saw pirates and vikings battling it out for control of the island, while Blue was building a hut, and vslayer pledging his allegiance to the illuminati. I saw a barrel of rum washed up on the beach, and floated down there to get pleasantly drunk.

Day 1 still con't

I was axing away at the bamboo when i found a large lever stuck into the ground. I found it at the end of the axe however, so the lever had a large scar in it, but hey. It's almost as tall as me therefore it must be important.

Being the type of person who'd push a button when there was a sign above it saying "Danger, end of the world, DO NOT PUSH". I drew a logical conclusion

There is a lever.
Lets pull it.

The earth rumbled.....and Rumbled.... AND RUMBLED.....

Day 1
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I have landed on the isles of Sci. I noticed immediately that there is rather a lot of rum consumption going on. I therefore make a little secluded hut and set up my Scirum distillery.

When everything is set i go to the beach to catch some sun rays and drink some caipirinhas.

Between the many ghosts that lurks around the islands of Sci, one breifly pops in to existance, "dread, humans, hamsters and orcs, what unspeakable horrors are falling upon these once tranquil inlands" the ghost thinks to itself before disapering back into the mist, only to reappear shortly and snatch somebodies pineapple away back to the shadow lands, all unseen.

Suddenly, the earth exploded. By a very improbable event the islands of Sci survived the destruction and are now floating through space as a large circular asteroid 3 miles in diameter, the atmosphere and water miraculously still on the asteroid, so it is now, in effetc, a small slice of the earth, a miniature planet.

(Can someone draw a pic of that and post it here? I'm sure it would look cool)

Damn those pirates, I will put up a stronghold on the isles of sci (since they were blown into space I do not have the variety of alternatives).

On landfall I began building a small stronghold, just in case those crazy pirates want to play again.
I also find some beehives from which I can gain honey that I can use to make Met, a nice place, these islands.

*takes shelter inside DWs fortess*
*grabs m60 and fires blindy at pirate s-hpis on the horizon*

Day 2-
Note to self:- Okay, from now on, no lever pulling
Opps.
Well, now day and night are thrown into chaos, so at the moment we're going through a semi-permanant sunrise, which has streaked the horizon. Nice

I finish my hut, stab a fish with a stick, and roast it on a fire. Then start drinking Scirum and fall asleep

day 3:

the pirates seem to have disbanded for now, i am attemping to create some form of catapult in the hope that by launching a a whole heap of space rocks <---thataway i can propell the island/meteor back to mars and begin terraforming it

Day 4:

operation catapult has been halted due to the discovery of a strange planet, we will observe this planet by telescope to see if it would sustain life, we are running short on oxygen insde our mysterious atmosphere so this could be just what we are looking for.

the planet appears to be a land mass dotted with several water masses which could be either lakes or oceans

Day 4
Due to the increasingly lacking air supply, ways of launching our island onto the planet. Digging through our garden shed, i found a jet rocket, and set it up to propel us further towards it.

Amazing what you can find in a garden shed.

Anyway, we half landed, half crashed into the planet. Reentry went reletively smoothly.

There's a fair bit of life here, including miniture elephants, so i fed the elephants and moved my hut onto our new land. The natives are too scared to come any closer so far, so we spent the night in peace.

Night 4

I went on a recon mission in my blimp. The small elephants seem timid, so I shot a few with the minigun. The natives ran away. You'd think they'd never seen a red hamster flying a small blimp bristling with guns before. I carried the elphant carcasses back to our camp, crammed them into a slow cooker and fell asleep.

add me as the ghost, i am tring to change my name to that

day 5:

i have managed to perfect my translating device(spare a few glitches), this should give us an idea as to the culture of the natives. im gonna go see what theyre celebrating.

upon disguising myself, i have managed to talk to a few of them, it seems that those elephant creatures have been feared for generations due to their venomous tusks. they see to be chanting something along the lines of:
"hail the red bird, great bird of magic"

Day 5: morning

Mmmm, thats good elephant meat. Lots of the other islanders commented on my brilliant cooking (little do they know all I did was cram the stuff into a slow cooker) . I have to say it was nice and tender. Nice breakfast. Hey, everyone who ate the head is falling unconcious. Uh oh, there's PURPLE OOZE leaking from the snapped tusks! Good thing I had a rump steak. I'd better find a cure for this poison

all the ghosts in da house say aiiii :)

aiiii

Day 6

I decided to join dreamwalkers fortifcation in order to scare thos pirates away

Nice, finally I get reinforcements. :D

Day 6.5
The orcs launch an attack on the Drunken One from Rodentia, to raid precious supplies of booze and elephant meat.

After a quick and decisive victory, us orcs retreat to our subterranean lair in the mountian of the isle of sci.

Oh, and we also stole Piggy's specs.

day 7

thos pirates areon the move and heading the fortifatcation we quickly get to our posts on the mortars and we are waiting for them to come closer.

Day 7 night
they are in firing range and we start to fire our mortars and my ancestor have brought ammo and 30calper machine guns...............bang, ping,ping ,bang

day 8: day break

we are runnig low on ammo, and the pirates seem to be gaining reinforcements. lets try shooting thoes pois.n tuskes at them.

whats this, there seems to be some form of space fleet appreoaching from the eastern quadrant...

its.....its star ship voyager it has finally returned to earth, well anyway back in the fortress voyager lands whilst its delta flyers fire at the pirates.now we are in ordit and talking to Captain Ghost luke-bicard

The others repelled an attack from the orcs on me, so (after I had recovered from being drunk) I returned the favour by airstriking the pirates from my blimp. I saw a starship fleet, and part of it was the CHU Space Task Force. What? that had only been a pipe dream when I was in Scivillage! We must have been flung through some wierd time portal on our way here!

SCI ISLES
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Day 9

We landed, things were different, our fortress had gone the pirates too, but there in the distance we saw Comm Ham..............he was running.
Few minutes later
He arived he said that we have been transported back in time, DAMN LOOK A REPLICATOR said ghost. they are metel spiders in their millions how did they get there, we quickly got ammo and fired.

What will happen to the ScI Team will they survive?......

Day 10

My funky psychadelic reincarnation ritualistic thingy is complete and I am alive again. HAHA, in your face, Bruce! Anyway, seeing as water doesn't work very well in outer space, I have evolved into a semi-fish, with legs. Finally I can mingle with the land-dwellers and express my true opinions on the world as an official humanoid fish.

The metal spiders are kinda annoying though, better get some Improvised Munitions from Dan Brown's Deceptively Encrypted Art Storage and Munitions Depot...

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Day 11

We have kept those replicators way for now, they seem to be well organized.
Midday we must move our postion to a different more secure one so we sent out Dreamwalker to find one.

It's a shame we don't have a spare spaceship we could lure them into. :-p
They keep wanting to make me do things, and there's no sun to tan in :'-(
Life's tough

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Day 12

Dreamwalker arived back and said he had found a abandoned camp, so after brekfast we moved there.
It seemd to be a modern camp with ammo to last a lifetime.

(Well...fancy this, I am on a few parties and what do I see when I get back? Pirates, orks, replicators, star trek, militant hamsters... And I thought I could relax on the isles of sci...Should have made me a Space Marine.)

Managed to find a camp, better organize the defense. Can anyone tell me how I use a gun? I am only a viking...

SCI ISLES
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Day 13

well dreamwalker just pull this trigger and aim thats all.

SCI ISLES
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Day 14

thos replicator have not been for days now i feel like this camp is home and we are starting to settle in nicely.

I saw dreamwalker firing wildly into the air, THEN pointing the gun at the metal spider things. Odd. I flew high above our forces, firing guided missiles into the enemys ranks. Mwhahahaha!!!! Burn, destroy, kill, explode....

day 15

i try to soak the sun, but the atmosphere is bad for it, and the constant gunshots are irratating. However, i was persuaided to give shooting a go....

....i could get used to this :-D

Suddenly, the replicators begin to converge, making a huge......

day 16.

yesterday the pirates blew up my sentry tower, i got flung into the jungle but the trees broke my fall. luckily ther is an in tact weapons crate, i stock up with all the armourments i can carry(Mac10 + 10 clips, AWP + 5 clips) and head back to the fort.

i have prepared a sniper platform in a tree near the edge of the forest, i can see the fort now. i have the east side covered. get some artillery prepared

Day 17

in our new fort we start to set up sentries around it hpoefully that will keep thos pirates and replicators away.

Day 17 cont.

Well, i left the boys to play soldiers, and wonder about the fact i'm severely outnumbered.........

Though somehow i think i got good odds :-D

.... but then the whole sweet and innocent thing goes out the door.......

.... tough delemha......

Neway, i start building a wall round our fort, and set up some temparery shelters. I managed to score myself a pet elephant to ride around as well, so i'm teaching it fetch. :-D

Hidding in the shadows like all good ghosts i been replacing Sexy Blue fetch sticks with all kinds of junk i found and collected from around the isle.
Its amazing how many useless items one can collect when you have all eternity at your disposal. But never mind that for now, I have got a lot of it replaced by those sticks, maybe i should build a birds nest.

Poor elephant, Sexy Blue seem a bit angry at its inability to return with a simple stick, maybe that wooden pirate leg was too much, especially since the leg was still attach.

well we are in a fort, with enemy on our ass and we are running out of food
There must be a way of this island

"Bravo battery has just fired, red"
Said the blimps comm system. I turned on the laser designator, and the shells converged, causing carnage. I think I'll have another martini...
"Enemy helo spotted, requesting close air support at my location"
Damn, here we go again...

Day 18
Well, i currently have 3 pirate legs, one still attatched to the body of the pirate himself, but he's too dead to care. I also have a baseball bat, a slug gun, a water gun, a giant bone, and the axis from a car, but i'm out of sticks. Also , i'm currently perplexed, but hey. Beginning to think there's something up. And the temperature occationally goes a crazy cold for a few minutes at a time, then the heat comes back in waves. Bizarre.
The boys are still playing solders. I'm over it. Building a castle at the moment, i've got the moat almost done.

day19

i have found 4 radios, 1 for me, 1 for sexybluefeet, 1 for com ham and 1 for dreamwalker.
now we can communicate if therea an attack

I helped Blue finish her fort, it will be nice to have somewhere to hang out. I added a blimp docking tower and helium extractor to the design, built them, then docked and had a nice snooze in one of the turrets.

i found some ammo to add to blues fort and i found a watch tower 1 click north that could be usefull

Decided to add curtains to the castle, but the only material available was army green, so i've decided to go for the jungle look inside AND out. :)
Added some matted flours and hammocks for the boys to sleep in. I tried to get some decent music on the radio, but all i'm picking up is native-speak.

Went to my room in the fort, Discovered it had a windowbox. Flowers make me sneeze. I threw the windowbox out the window, where it landed on someone. Mounted the blimps tertiary machinegun on the sill instead. Looks much better. I think I am coming down with a cold. I'll just blast away from my room between snoozes. I hope someone finds a way to brake the stalemate soon.

awwww that hit me!!!!!
Well anyway this fort is coming along nicely maybe we could call it something..............

"The fort"? :p

Seen forts, haunted those, no what we need is a castle, with tall and slender towers reaching for the sky, bannes in every color imaginable wawering in the wind, a court yard as grand as any and ofcause corridores and halls to haunts.

Thinking these(sp?) thougth, the fort faded fast away, morphing into the castle of my mind. Looking up on the castle ivory towers i ponder where to start my ghostly haunting.
I choose a tower first, its dungeon was deep and dark and on its top i could see far and wide. One thing was bugging me thou, why on earth was there a giant rock on the roof, it looked like it came from near a lake and had been used a lot for something, judging from its smoothen surface, strange.

OK then, castle. Before we start making it a fairytale dream home, we'd better kill these replicator thingys. Any ideas?

well im my little lab i have created the a weapon that can kill a whole replicator task force 'repBuster' i have tested it too but i only have 2, ill start to make more

huge magnets :) made of plastic and fibreoptic cables.
Owww, my rock, you guys are sooo sweet!

I got started on the renovations straight away, building up towers and corridors, making dyes and bleaches to get banners, incorporating something on each banner, a ghost, a hampster, a fish, a scull and bones (pirate style), waves, a sun and rock, a tiger......

well, i managed to battel my way thru the pirate hords and have returned with a nitrogen laser mass ionisation gun, time to fry some e-spiders

*exterminating time*

anyway, now that thats done, i guess i can kill of some of those pirates before they become zombies :D (anything can happen on this crazy planet)

now, to make some electricity:
*borrows the blimp*
hehe, ill catch some of this high atmosphere hydrogen to fuel a generator
*brings back some hydrogen*

now... im keeping the hydrogen in the shed until my generator is complete so nobody go near the flammable gas please!

Killing pirates? *Dreamwalker draws big sword and goes berserk on pirate scum*....Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

i swim to the surface of the lake and stare into the barrel of a mass ionisation cannon, and a whole load of floating e-spiders.

i am making a speech to everyone in the castle...........
We will fight them on the beaches we will fight them on the land and we will never give up with thos replicatoras, i would like to apoint our new castle designer 'My sexy blue feet' as she has made this castle feel like home, thanks blue feet

aawwwwwww :o shucks :D

Thanks guys.

Helped da boys mount the guns onto the turrents. Made a kennel for my 'phant. Not sure what to call him yet though. Any suggestions?

trigger maybe.....

trigger. I like it :-D

good.We have fortified our base asmuch as we can we must now start to grow food and to produce offpring(Hey Blue did i tell you how sexy you look0

Day 20

I came back from Mars in my private starship, and Earth is gone! All that's left of it is a 3-mile-wide rock that curiously has enough gravity to keep hold of its atmosphere and ocean water. On this rock are the Isles of Sci. I decided that I should just settle on the western isle. I've always wanted to live in the Isles of Sci, anyway.

I landed on the western isle and started gathering material with which to build a grand castle that would make My Sexy Blue Feet green with envy.

After about an hour, I started having trouble finding material. I looked at a map to see if there was a quarry nearby, and I had an epiphany. The western isle wasn't on the map! That meant it wasn't claimed by anyone. I stopped and decided to make a flag. I made it, then I put it up for all to see. Then I got a large piece of parchment that would soon be used to map the entire isle.

Then I carried on the collecting of materials for my castle.

Night 20

After looking all over the isle, I found a marble quarry and an extremely large pile of bricks. I got in my starship, flew over to the pile of bricks, and used a tractor beam to drag the pile to the northwest part of the isle. I decided to build a temporary brick hut in which to rest for the night.

About an hour later, I was done with the hut. I went in and called wolgo, duckfan3816, aggie, and RubiksMaster. I asked them to help me build my castle tomorrow. They all agreed.

Then I went to bed. I didn't go to sleep for about an hour, however, for I couldn't wait for my castle to be built.

in blues castle which hosted Blue feet, Ghost, commham, dreamwalker.Our sensors picked up a signalif was faint but we sent Commham and dreamwalker to investigate.

Day 21

I woke up semi-early in the morning to the faint sound of my starship's security alarm. I ran up to it to see what the hell was going on.

I entered the cockpit to see a small elephant playing with the hailing controls.

"Hey, little guy," I said to it, "what're ya doin' in my starship? Here, let's get ya outside, then ya can go back to whoever ya belong to."

I picked it up and carried it out of the starship. I set it down outside. Then I went back into the cockpit to see if the small elephant hailed something or someone. I couldn't tell, since the signal frequency had been set so low. That small elephant must've done it.

I decided to not worry about it. Then I went back to bed.

Day 22

Schhssshh 'this is dreamwalker Coming base' shsssssssss
'This is base have you found there the signal is coming from' ssshhhhh
'Yes its athelwulf hes sleeping' shhhhhhh
'Wake him up and bring him home, base out' ssshhhhhhh

hmmm, i seem to have discovered a rift in the space time continuum
*sticks head thrugh*

whoa, its 20 days ago, before the rock crashed into the new planet(since we havent named it yet i nominate: xarklon 13)

seems to have some form of primitave life on it. wait a sec, thats us...
im confused now.
somehow athelwulf must have been sucked througfh this time rift and not noticed it. so that means soon he will run into himself

Day 22

I woke up to a dark figure resembling a viking standing over me. I was confused.

"Come with me, Athelwulf."
"Who are you, and where do I hafta go?"
"Just come with me. You'll know soon."
"Ye'r gonna tell me where I'm going now!"

On orders I wake up Athelwulf and ask him to come with me back to the fort. Where the hell is this little elephant coming from?

Ey, I am the one who found you... what ghost?

'your at BluesCastle'
'What happend?who are you?'
'Well i unforunately died in scivillage i am known as Ghost, you need to rest the replicators attacked you and my team'
........................

Dreamwalker what happened why didnt your sensor pad pick up the replicator? dont say they are cloaked

what ghost?

What "what ghost?"?

What is a sensor pad??? May I remind you that I am not from a scifi time? Do you mean this strange tablet strapped to my arm?

good.We have fortified our base asmuch as we can we must now start to grow food and to produce offpring(Hey Blue did i tell you how sexy you look0

Hey babe, sexy is my second name. :cool: Anyway, one of the catches of a celestial body is a lack of physicality, and i got better offers on the table than a ghost who got third. So unless you plan to possess Brad Pitt, let's keep this professional.

:cool:

Heres the story of me.........
I was at scivillage and i died unfortunaltley, but i was converted to a immortal for some reason?? being a Immortal has its advantages like if i click my fingers i can be transported to anywhere.But in my soul i will always be a mortal

Trigger has suddenly found himself a lady friend following him. I extend his kennal, make room in our castle for our guests, and take care of my men in general.

umm, it appears this isnt i rift in the space time continuum but instead a portal to athelwulfs memories

well that is sorted

anyway, it seems that hes sleeping in the shed with wy hydrogen, that would explain why he thinks that dreamwalker is wavy

hmmm. there appears to be an old psi emitter next to where athelwulf was sleeping, that would explain how we all saw his dream

psi?

psychic powery stuff ya know

i have traveld all of the way too p58Xp7 to see if i can be a mortal.............They said i can be a mortal and i can die but i must keep my powers such as transporting myself to other places, 10000x faster relfxes than a mortal and i have the power to stop anything and stop time

Heres a pic ofme stopping the replicatotor bullets
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v475/UmbrellaCorp/matrix.jpg

Day 22

My eyes came open to greet the sunlight of the orange sun rising in the west.

"Hmm . . . That was an interesting dream," I whisper to myself, "I've never dreamt about what already happened before."

I layed in bed for a minute, deep in thought.

"Hmm . . . I'm feeling a bit mischeivous this morning. I wonder if anyone will notice Blue's female elephant being gone . . ."

I snuck out of bed and over to Blue's kennel and took the female elephant. I ran to a nearby forest and hid her in a foxhole. Then I snuck back to my hut. I quietly crawled back into bed, then got out again to make it seem like I just woke up.

I decided to call wolfgo, duckfan, aggie, and RubiksMaster to see if they wanted to help me build my castle. They all said they'd be over tomorrow. I couldn't wait. I spent the rest of the day looking for material with which to build the castle. Then I went to bed.

i senced something was missing............click.......in the forest

trigger seems a bit agitated, i wonder whats wrong with him. ill just open his kennel and have a look *gah, trigger goes in search of the female one* hes charging thru the castle, is there anything he isnt breaknig??

lampshades, windows, floorboards, yep, he really wants his bitch.

hehe, hes stomping the replicators, good trigger *stompedy stomp stomp*

ok, i think hes stomped all the replicators, now all thats left is to make athelwulf bring back his bitch

Day 23

Wolfgo, duckfan, aggie, and RubiksMaster came over today. We sat down and made a blueprint for the castle.

We decided that we were all gonna live in the castle. Everyone had their own section. I had the biggest section, for it is my castle. But we made sure the castle was big, so everyone had a sufficiently-sized section. RubiksMaster and aggie got the easternmost sections, cuz they're pubs. My fellow libs got the western sections. I got the middle section.

We were nearly done when we heard a stomping sound outside. I got up and looked out the window to see Trigger looking for his bitch. I realized that I should sneak back to the forest and give Trigger his bitch back.

So I snuck over with haste. I grabbed Trigger's bitch out of the foxhole and snuck over to the kennel and put her back in her pin. I snuck back to my hut so we could finish drawing the blueprint.

well, if athelwulf is going to have a castle on the west side, blues is on the east and dreamwalkers is an the nrth then i guess ill build mine on the south.

im gonna have a libary, an observatory, and a landing/launch pad for (yet to be constructed) ship

and ill guess mine will have to be in the middle

Day 24

Yesterday, upon completing the blueprint, we all went over to spuriousmonkey's SciRum distillery, chanting "Yo ho ho, and a bottle o' rum!". Then we got a . . . few bottles of rum. We drank them on the way back.

By the time we got back to my hut, we were all drunk. None of us really remember what happened after that. It was apparently uneventful, though, since I woke up this morning and they weren't here. I called each of them up, and sure enough they were all at their respective residences with hangovers.

I don't get why they can't drink their rum and not get a hangover like I can.

day 24 also,

i have woken up extremely early to the sound of trigger and his bitch doing thingsn i dont want to know about.

since im up, i might aswell begin construction. ive marked out my territory, and ill be borrowing the hamster blimp again, i need to get some large rocks for my foundations

i got some rocks, now for the wood, i have found that if i fly really fast at trees sno that the rock hanging benaeath hits them, the go flying in the general direction of base camp. oops, sorry about the window blue.

anyway, thats enough materials for me, ill have lunch then get started building

Day 25

not that everyone is settled in the castle maybe we should have a plan to get more food, ill go back to the immortals planet to see if they can help us. Click.....................................

well, i hop you find some food soon, or trigger might have a new position to fill

I think my cold is getting better. When I woke up this morning ther was a small pod hovering outside my window. The hamster inside told me to get in. We flew up to the CHU starfleet in orbit around Xarklon 13. They gave me a brief introduction to all the cool technology on board (Dr000000l), then they gave me a cool laser rifle. The commanders of the fleet had a meeting, and discussed wheteher we should just nuke the site from orbit, after evacuationg everyone else. I voted yes. Apparently the replicators had tried to taker over the galaxy, but the joined starfleets of many worlds had pursued and eliminated them wherever they were, and the only replicators in existence now were on the planet Xarklon 13.

Me: We will fight them on the beaches!!!
Some guy in the crowd: We don't have a beach underwater!
Me: Then we will build a beach, and fight them on it!

waht if we zap em instead, then we dont have to rebuild our castles

Day 26

We wanted to start building my castle today, but we were so hungry! We needed MEAT! So we started going out to look for food.

We searched for three hours when we ended up on the other side of the forrest just west of my hut. We were amazed to see wild cows. They were lean, and we knew the steaks we could make out of them would be nice and tender. We got one with an arrow and dragged it back to the settlement.

There was a grand barbeque celebration. Everyone in the settlement came, except for the ghost, who was too busy finding food. We ended up having to get another cow, we were enjoying the tender steak so much. We made celebratory rugs and coats and other clothing out of the hides. Then we found other various uses for the other various body parts of the cows, so nothing went to waste. We had a valuable source for food and and material for making items; we weren't gonna waste it foolishly.

After everyone was full, the celebration was over, it was nighttime, and we all went to sleep.

(Dudes, the replicators are gone now . . . Trigger stomped all over them.)

to avoid being nuked by space hamsters, i will get out my nitrogen laser ionisation gun and zap the fuck out of the remaining replicators, die die die, die you

now that thats done, lets go get some cows nad bring them back for farming

we now have 5 cows in our bluescastle i think we should kill 2 and keep the rest for milk

the feel of scivillage is coming back to me........aaaaaaaaaa

Day 27

I woke up. What a way to start a day! . . . God, I'm corny!

I went to the settlement's pet store. I wanted a dog badly!

I looked through their selection of pets. There was a boa constrictor! I've never seen any of them before. I stuck my hand into the tank to pet it, but it got a hold of my arm and started squeezing . . . really hard! I was howling in pain until the saleslady came. She gave the boa a shot; then it dropped off my arm and back into the tank.

"Oh, man. Thanks."
"No problem, these boas get every customer. Everyone seems to think you can pet these things! Idiots!"
"Ahem."
". . . Oh . . . Oops . . . Sorry. I didn't mean it like that."

I told the saleslady that I wanted a dog. She said there weren't any dogs there today. I bid her good day, then left for the forest. I wondered if there were any wild dogs around.

Tsew! Boom! Tsew! Kerblooey!

I looked up at the sky, and there were beams of light firing at the replicators that were a distance away from the settlement. I didn't worry too much about it, since it was so far away.

I continued into the forest. I heard monkeys. They sounded . . . spurious. I investigated. There was a huge tree with many monkeys on it. One of them had a parrot on his shoulder.

"Aha! No wonder y'all sounded so spurious! What're ya doin' out here? Shouldn't ya be tending to yer distillery?"
"I'm taking a break! I have a Ph.D., danm it! Can't I take breaks?!"
"I'll leave ya alone with these monkeys then. Goede dag."
"Hey! Niemand spreekt Nederlands rond hier, MAAR IK!!!"

I ignored spuriousmonkey's phychospeak and continued on into the forest. I walked for about ten minutes, then I heard some twigs breaking. I turned around, and there was this . . . dude standing in front of me.

"Who are you?"
"I'm a viking."
"A Mazama viking?"
"No, a Norse viking."
"Oh, good. Well, nice talking to ya. Later."

Again, I continued into the forest. I came upon a creek. Sitting next to it was a lady. For some reason I couldn't help but look at her feet. They were so . . . sexy . . . and so . . . blue. I stared at them until I remembered I was in the forest to find a dog. I continued.

Night fell. I thought about going back to my hut. I turned around, then I heard a howl from behind me. I turned around again, and ran to where the sound was coming from. I discovered a pack of wolves! I thought it was so kool that there were wolves around in the forest. They didn't even mind me being there. They even seemed to have an affinity for me.

I decided that I would claim them as my pack of wolves. I always wanted to be the master of wolves . . . Ever since I was a wee one.

I grew tired. I decided that I could see the wolves again some other time. I went back to my hut and fell asleep fast. What a way to end a day! . . . God, I'm really corny!

(Hey, Blue! Make me the master of wolves! I wanna be that.)

the beams were me testing out the new weapon against the replicators

I think there should be a little city with our settlement. We should call it SciFalls.

Day 28

I woke up. I was bored. I thought about starting the castle, but I felt especially lazy.

I went into SciFalls to see what was at the trading post. We get something nice once or twice a week. I found this zweet telescope. Cheap, too! All they wanted was a few rugs made out of cow hide. I still had some extra rugs from that night we found those wild cows. I ran home, picked up the rugs, and gave them to the man behind the counter. He gave me the telescope.

I called my friends and said we'd start the castle tomorrow. Then I went to the SciRum distillery and bought some bottles of rum. I only drank one bottle on the way back. I was saving the rest for later.

I spent that night looking at different stars. It was amazing.

It was almost midnight when I decided I was tired. I went to bed.

day 29, i woke up even earlier thanks to trigger and trigette doing even worse things than last time. time to get going on my castle

*later that day*

ah, that was haaard work, but i finally got out of bed

*even later*

alright, thats my first floor done, i better get the dungeon finished before i start buildng higher though

now to go find those monkeys athewulf told me about :D *monkeys rule*

And i hearby declare athly leader of the wolf clan....
.... why is this MY job?

I'm beginnning to wonder if i should start wearing shoes, my feet may one day start a contriversy. :s

I carpeted my living room with cowskin, and have persuaided my minions to prepare food and other essentials for my clan. Meanwhile, i sit on my rock in the sun, and help plan my secret plan. They will never guess it....... they all trust me....... mwuah MWUAH mwuah ha!!!!

Day 29

Knock knock.

I had just woken up when I heard the knock at my door.

"Wer klopft an meine Tür?"
"Athelwulf, speak English!"
"Oh, ist das slayer?"
"Damn it, Wulf!"
"Alright, I'll stop."

I opened the door to greet slayer. He asked me to show him where the monkeys were. So I took him over to the big tree.

Upon our arrival, we saw that most of the monkeys were asleep. They must've been tired from swinging around and doing other monkey things.

"Is that spuriousmonkey, Wulf?"

I looked over to the lowest branch. Sure enough, I saw spuriousmonkey. He was staring at a poster nailed to the trunk, where the branch met the trunk. We walked up to him, both to greet him and to see what the poster had on it.

"Hey, spurious!"

No response.

"Goede dag!"

No response.

We looked at the poster. It was a picture of feet . . . I was mesmerized . . . They were so . . . sexy . . . and so . . . blue! A wave of déjà-vu overcame me. Those feet belonged to the lady I saw at the creek the day before yesterday.

"Spurious," I said, "whose feet are those?"
"Duh! Can't ya tell they're My Sexy Blue Feet's?"
"Who's My Sexy Blue Feet?"
"Only the one lady in the whole settlement that has the . . . finest feet in this or any universe!"
". . . Um . . . Why do ya have a poster with her feet on it?"
"Duh! So I can look at them whenever I wanna!"
". . . Okay," slayer said, "we'll leave ya two alone."

Slayer and I left for my hut to drink a few bottles of SciRum. Then that night he went back to his hut. It was funny watching him try to walk. :rolleyes: I still don't get why people can't hold their liquor like I can.

I didn't have anything to do after slayer left, so since it was late, I went back to bed.

The atmosphere on the islands are thick enough to slice through. I think I'll set up my underwater 0pium patch...

So out of curiousity and clarity, who's living where?

Who owns a castle?

And where's tigger? And where is his bitch? Don't mess with Tigger, cause then you're gonna have to mess with me? :p

I'm sooo confused.... i'm too busy wondering about the calander offer i got on my feet ........

Meanwhile, strange vehicles have been arriving at my castle day and night, and strange bumps and noises can be heard all night. I'm blaming Tigs.

Ghost,bluefeet, athelwulf and dreamwalker are living in the castle a bit cramped, but athelwulf is planning to build his own castle somewhere i think.

ill try to find tigs for you.........click.................

I'm not living in the castle, I'm living in a hut near the forest and next to the site of my soon-to-be-built castle. My castle will be in the west. Blue's is in the east, Dreamwalker's is in the north, vslayer's is in the south, and Ghost's is in the middle.

I should draw a few maps of the area. Hey, Blue, I wanna be the cartographer too.

does anyone want to join together and make a big castle?!!!

If there's a pond, count me in!

I'd rather have my own castle, thanks.

Tell me where yer big castle's gonna be. I'm gonna draw the map.

in the middle mine is

Not yer own current castle, the soon-to-be-built, big castle.

If there's a pond, count me in!

I have a moat around my castle, you're welcome. ;)

Day 29
Orcs
After hollowing out the sci-isle in space's only mountain (at the center of the isle-in-space) and constructing a few pig farms in the table lands, the orcs begin to craft weapons with the industrial grade weapons manufacturing equipment found in the garden shed.
Grog stilleries are also at maximum production; trade with the pirates is brisk.
Experiments with Bloodthirsty Zeppelins still unsatisfactory.
Sending an orc scouting party to parlay with the Ghost to see if he was serious about building a castle on our mountain.

Yesterday
Day 28
It has been 4 weeks since the Rage spread across England. Few survivors left. Fortunately we aren't in England.

ok clarifications:

our sci-isle has crashed into xraklon 13, we live in a crater, there is a forest to the seutheast, my castle is to the south, blues to the west, athelwulfs to the east, dreamwalkers the north. ghosts(soon to be) castle in smack in the middle. and trigger is in his pen, athelwulf returned his bitch(trigette) 2 days ago, they wake me up every morning

now day 30.

finished off the 2nd floor, i now have a roof and am able to sleep in it, bye dramwalker.

as for the mass castle, i propose instead of that, we have walkways between the castles about 50m up(3rd floor) sa that we can cross easlip beltween thom but not be tatally joined

I have finished my second layer of defencive wall and 4 towers also i have finished the building inside which contains 3bedrooms, big dinning table/room, ballard room, kitchen, lab, and other things

. . . There is a forest to the seutheast, my castle is to the south, blues to the west, athelwulfs to the east, dreamwalkers the north. ghosts(soon to be) castle in smack in the middle.

Wrong! Ya've got east and west mixed up. The forest is west. Blue is in the east. My hut is west, but east of the forest.

so it is, im always get those 2 crossed

NZers :rolleyes:

Athelwulf we really need your map now im confuzed!!!!

I decided to leave Blues castle for Dreamwalkers castle, as I heard it had a pub. Or several. Being hamster size has advantages. One being that an ordinary pint to a human is a large tub filled with enough beer to drown in for me! Also, chocolate bars last about a week.

(Another clarification: The replicators are GONE. KAPUT, EXTERMINATED, GONE TO A BETTER PLACE AND NOT IN EXISTENCE ANYMORE. Thankyou)

My castle has become a frotress anyone who dares come near will be shot if they are one of the following

A replicator
A hamster/rat/mouse sorry we dont want the plague
And anything else apart form a human

Free beer for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and food

Hamsters your allowed and we have made a hotel for you and a pub

As i don't yet have a pub to myself, i went to all other pubs, and scored free drinks by walking around bare-footed :D
Work is nearly completed on the walkways, and a lanscape is now coverning the roof of my building, encompassing my rock as the centrepiece.
Trigger and Triggerette walked out of their kennel this morning with triggerina's and triggerinos, so i now have 3 baby elephants to add to my clan. I've decided to name them Huey, Duey and Luey. I'm also organsing a fancy dress party for morrow night.

Bang!!!!!!!!!!!!Damn my castle blew up i knew i shoudnt let that damn friar help,:( can anyone offer a place to stay please :(

Help yourself to a bedroom. There's always a few to spare.

thanks blue feet ill only be a few days, ill help around and stuff

Meh, i got minions for that, just make yourself at home, order a cocktail, whatever....

Mind the construction work in the basement, repairing......stuff.....

Ghost III started to build onto the side of my castle, being my 'defender of the land' and all.

ok ill get to work any minions that can help???????

my scirum distillery is doing well. I drank all batches so far because they were of inferior quality, but slowly the quality is rising. Soon I will be able to sell it.

This new batch tastes quite good, but my customers mean everything to me. U have to make sure the quality is ok. I will drink this one too.

surprise!!!!!!!!!!blue feet i have now made us a bar!!!!!!!!! i am hoping to get some supplies from spuriousmonkey

our sci-isle has crashed into xraklon 13, we live in a crater, there is a forest to the seutheast, my castle is to the south, blues to the west, athelwulfs to the east, dreamwalkers the north. ghosts(soon to be) castle in smack in the middle. and trigger is in his pen, athelwulf returned his bitch(trigette) 2 days ago, they wake me up every morning

Shiiiit, we crashed? Where have I been, a cave?
Oh, that's right.

Oh, man, there's a lot of development goin' on! It's hard to keep track of.

Day 30

Today was a semi-busy day. I went into SciFalls to look for a few good pieces of parchment to draw up a map. I did find some nice, sun-dried cowhide instead. I decided on buying that for the map.

Then I submitted a want ad to the Herald and News for a starship pilot. I can't drive my starship and map the area at the same time. I'm not multitaskeded-ed.

I picked up some rum from spuriousmonkey's distillery. He sold it to me for cheap cuz the batch was "low quality". He has a self-esteem issue, apparently. His rum tastes great. He should brew up some schnapps and scotch too. No, wait. I should do that. Everyone else is building a tavern. I can brew up some schnapps and scotch and have my own tavern . . . I'll be living the SciFallsian Dream . . .

Anyway, that was about it for my day.

yay, my 3rd floor it finished, i have the walkways extneded about 10m form my castle but we need to build some pylons before we can complete them, anyway, i found myself a monkey and gave him a jester hat, he seems to be having fun riding around on trigger. damn monkeys rock :D

hey athelwulf i could be your navigator intill you find someone

"Why did I have 2 pints"
So was me this morning, when I woke up and found myself behind the bar on a shelf, next to a box of matches and the beer tap. Under the beer tap. Ah. That was probably why I had 2 pints. Someone had tried to drown me in beer, but I had drank my way out. Time for a hangover pill or three. Oh, looks like Blue is lying asleep behind the bar. Obviously she didn't go to her own bar, there being no alcohol there.

I had switched ComHam's hangover pills with compressed 0pium tablets...because I can. I reasoned with my conscience, saying it was for the good of the colony.

But it wasn't...

Nuttyfish came up to me, and handed me a hangover tablet. What a good doctor he is. Whoaoargghhh Trippy.....

I laughed as ComHam slipped into an uncontrollable fit of psychadelic's syndrome... :D

I staggered back to my room in Dreamwalkers castle, the huge amounts of alcohol in my system just keeping the opium from affecting me. I collapsed onto the bed after locking the door, and the opium started it's effects...

Nuttyfish offered me some hangover tablets, so after downing them with some serious caffinated coffee, i stumbled to my rock. But then, the sky started moving around, and i was affraid i was gonna get hit by it if it started falling, so i shimmied accross the edge of the walkways. Then i got stuck by one part, there was a gap in the bridge, and it looked like 3 feet and 9 feet all in one.........meh..... i can jump this.
So i took a run and jumped.........and the bridge started to split.......AAAEEAAAHHHH!!!!


I just managed to grap hold of the edge of the other side........

..... BUT I"M SLIPPING......

HELP!!!!!!!!!

"I hear a cry for help!", I shouted abruptly. I slammed down my bottle of rum, stood up immediately, and darted out the door. I ran for where I heard the cry. I came to a bridge with a huge gap in it. Holding onto the edge was a young lady.

"Hold on, me fair lass! I'm a-comin' to help ya!"

I grab her hand, pull her up, and lay her down a couple feet away from the edge.

"Oh, thank you!", she said.
"No problem."

It was then that I looked at her feet. So . . . sexy . . . so blue!

I knew these feet would start a contriversy.......:S

Woowww, the wall has become the ceiling, soooo dizzy.

I will NEVER accept hangover pills from Nuttyfish again. I think this castle needs a disco, some place where we can PARTY!!!! I'll start designing right away.

A disco? That's just so.....20th century.

We need a nightclub. A big one. With a Bundy bear statue, and couches at the front, and big big bald bouncers.

day 31,
after that slight mishap, i have decided to rush my effort in walkway construction,

there we go, nice, secured, railed walkways

now to put on my 4th and 5th floors.

it took a while but now im finally finished, my castle is complete, you are free to part of my 4th floor library for a disco, but break anything and therll be hell te pay

We need more free grain alcohol. Asolut-ly.

yey i have completed the extra section the blues castle and as a prsnt i have finished the basemant for ya, ill be in my lab if anyone need me
(throws the rep-gun on the floor)........

I decided to visit Ghost's lab to see what crazy stuff he could make for me...

well i am on my way to creating a tree that can grow money but its my 1000th attempt

Any one in need of something scientific just ask

Finally i have created a force field its powerd by a zpm i was given from the immortals homeworld atlantis, the only down side to it can only cover the size of our castle ill try to enhance the power.

hey blues have you ever been to atlantis??

Hmmm. Can you make me a mass-driver pistol? If not, a rifle would be nice. Oh wait, I have that cool laser gun from CHU. Ask them for technical help if you need it, they are in orbit around the planet.

ill do my best. A rifle is what ill design for the do you want it minature or normal size

Never been to alantis myself, plus here in the wonderful world of oz, they haven't put it on telly yet. But apparently, through some time-travelling-twisted-twist-of-fate, one of my recent ancestors was from there. Thus the sexy blue feet.

There can be no other explanation for it.

You are really hooked to the show, aren't you?

A normal size mass-driver rifle please. I'm off to the pub again, with a note lasered into my eyes not to accept any hangover pills from Nuttyfish.

i like atlantis its cool i think

look what the cat dragged in
(there goes the neighbourhood)

I awoke from my nap and looked at the clock... damn! November already... 6 months late for work... again. A familiar smell was drifting through the air, could it be... scirum? Nah, not possible, I moved away from scivillage to this island a long time ago, must just be another damn flashback. I wandered outside for a scratch and a yawn...

well i have finished the rifle for ye com ham hope you like it

Athelwulf suggested I should make Scotch. I told him I only like whiskey. And that I am not quite willing to wait 12 years before I have any decent one to drink.

Hmmm, I wonder what this thing doe***BANG***

***Hole appears in wall of Scirum distillery***

Cool. We need grain alcohol, you can build an extension to cover up the hole in the wall I just made. I'll start building.

Day 31

. . . So . . . sexy . . . so . . . blue . . . I'm glad I met ya two . . . I lo--

BANG!

I awoke with a startle. There was a loud bang off in the distance. I looked out the window. There was SciRum gushing out of spuriousmonkey's distillery.

"What the fuck?!"

I ran up to the distillery to see a hamster already gathering material to build something. I asked him what he was building.

"I'm building an extension to the distillery."
"But it needs a patch-up, not an extension."
"The extension will also serve to cover the hole. Trust me, I thought this out."

:rolleyes:

"Um . . . Where'd that hole come from, anyway?"
"I accidentally fired my rifle."

:eek:

"Learn how to use a rifle, dude."
"Whatever."

*Sigh*

I decided that since there was to be an extension to spuriousmonkey's distillery, he might need more grain. I thought about clearing a field so I could grow some wheat.

I set off eight acres near the site for my castle for to grow the wheat. Then I went online and ordered some wheat seeds.

I realized that I hadn't even started my castle yet. I had to get to work. I called Ghost up and asked if he could pilot my starship as we flew over the area and looked for a marble quarry. He agreed.

We searched for only an hour. There is a huge marble quarry next to where we found those wild cows. I gathered about one ton of marble. We used a tractor beam to drag it to my hut.

I thanked Ghost for the help, and he went on his way. Then I called up my friends and said to them that I was finally starting my castle. They came over faster than I could say, "Now all I hafta do is wait!". Literally.

We managed to get the walls for the first floor done when it started to get dark. I gave each of my friends a bottle of SciRum, and they went on their way.

I walked in my bedroom and collapsed onto the floor just two feet away from the bed.

I promote myself to Mayor of our new community thing. The extra block for the production of grain alcohol is coming along nicely. It should be done by tomorrow. As soon as it is complete I will start making SciVodka, and the first batch will be free, so we can have a party! I ought to go get a nanolathe from the CHU fleet, then we can build stuff quickly. I'll do that later. Hello, who's this...?

I'd like to reserve 30 bottles of SciVodka for myself.

And how can ya promote yerself to mayor? We need to elect ya first!

A whole new batch needed from monkey for the blues bar, blepblep.......its my sensors its a ship on an intersept course for us.......owww noo!!!!!!!!!!!
This is eagle1 launch tractor beam.............................

These people are strange...*Dreamwalker starts tearing apart his castle and builds a tower, in which he vanishes, strangely, the tower does not even have a door or any windows.*

nnnnnoooooo dreamwalker ill finish these peststs, goes in to his ship and goes in to orbit

foolish mortals, i have a hydrogon bomb in my back yard if we need ot attack anything.

as for castle-athelwulf: i decided to thow something at it from my observatory deck, damn i rock, i got it to bounce off athels bed and hit him on te head, meh, ill make up for it tomoro, too much building

Ow! Who the fuck hit me in the head?!

There were too many people hanging around my distillery. I didn't like that being an outcast. I moved my distillery to a secret location.

I took over Spuriouses old distillery building since he abandoned it. He took the Scirum equipment with him, but now I can devote the whole building to SciVodka! Since I now have a monopoly on grain alcohol, I hereby found the Communist Hamster SciVodka Distillery™.

w00t scivodka, about time, ill take 3 cases w00t

Go ahead. Before I install the Scivodka equipment in the part of the distillery that used to contain SciRum stuff, lets use it as a giant party place! Let's get this party started!

***Starts Party***

wahoo mice party comm ham wheres Blue feet???

In her dreams of reality, Sexy Blue is nightmaring about exams and her new job.......

.... She'll wake up soon

haha what horrible nightmare you have

I took all my distillery equipment with me and burned my hut down te next night. There was some other distillery equipment in there, but I had drunken too much to care

Ghost goes explorting ill sent radio chats home to say what i have found

CommHam, get that lamp shade off yer head.

day ummm.... after that party ill just say 35:

*hangover*

*breakfast*

*goes in search of pet monkey*

well it seems that my pet monkey has run off after spurious, ill have to go find them, ther are orcs out there, my porr little monkey :(

shhhh
i have found a wreckage ill radio in later to say what i have found
shhhh

AARRGGHH My beautiful factory of liquid drunkenness has burnt to the ground. Anyone who wants to drink infeasibly strong vodka please come and help me rebuild it.

shhh
i have found a weckage which has technology that i dont understand ill bring it back
shhh

I saw the hamster crying next to my old burned down hut. I told him it was ok and that I burned it down myself. No need to worry. He had a crazed look on his face. I offered him a bottle of scirum. He took it...and drank it in one gulp. I padded him on the shoulder and went on...

well im back in blues castle i like what you have done with the place blue im going with mr wreck to the lab

.....Sexy blue tosses and turns in her nightmares, hoping it'll all be over by Monday.......

..... meanwhile, shreiks can be heard from her castle's basement, with the screams of "It's ALIVE, IT"S ALIVE" occationally echoing through the valley.....

Its ALIVE its ALIVE

the wreck i found is a robot/human

hehe, new toys

accsesting last logged posted, Hmmm 'Treat imminent'???
what does that mean??? well ill find out tomorrow.

OFF STORY

Did somthing happen to scivillage or did it just blow up????

Nothing wrong with scivillage. *brief thought about reviving*

ahh a new day and a new mind lets get back to that log second post

'log2nd - sensor detect faint signal, not reported'

well, the ComHam and I did send Scivillage spiralling into an oblivious infinite descent to Hell, but that was soon fixed up by a hallucinogenic maniac and a pigment challenged Fruity Primate.

Well I finished rebuilding the SciVodka factory. Free Grain alcohol! For one day only!

blablabla UNDERGROUND BASE?!!!!!!!! maybe ill go to the wreck site to have a look

Free alcohol, ya say? Yayness! I'm getting three crates full of that liquid bread!

I stepped out my front door and noticed there was something different about my front yard... ah yes, the gaping chasm of nothingness that used to be the rest of the world. It appears that in my slumber everything but a small piece of the planet has been totally annihilated. This struck me as rather odd.
On the bright side i guess i wouldn't have to worry about being late for work. That was a relief, i wasn't looking forward to sawing off my other leg to fake leprosy again... he he stupid boss, cant believe he fell for that the first time!

However, this left me in somewhat of a predicament, no job, no front yard and i was stuck on 50m diameter island on the edge of this worldoid with ocean on one side, oblivion on the other, no map and no idea what the hell was going on. My job prospects weren't looking too good either as i had a habit of getting accidently drunk before and during work, had a patch over one empty eye socket (thanks fetus) a wooden leg and my only companion was a parrot which kept on insisting on sitting on my shoulder. There was only one occupation left for which i was suitable... i was to become a ninja.

or failing that, a pirate.

well ill be damned a base is anyone on the iseles a good hacker i need to get in.


Ghost III was deleted

Sexy blue wakes up suddenly.....

..."oh god, what a nightmare".....

And discovers that she's been missing....welll....not as much as she would have thought. man, i remember for a while there in scovillage, if you went away for a day, you'd come back with two pages to read. What's with you people? Did you find out where to download a life or something? Whatever it was, i don't like it :-p

NOOOO they found my borg!!!!!!

I guard it with my life....well, the life of my minions, from my minion machine.

And i plugged it into the power plug of the Isle. But since then, the lights have been flickering and my computers have gone haywire. I'm beginning to suspect the borg has hex powers.... to hack into the computer system..... eik........


help.......

here i have found a remedy for thos nightmares, the moral of the isles is down.

found no hacker so i started to dig under thehuge steel door

well everyone has gone quiet?!?!?!? radio silence???? i should go back too see what has happened

Decided since i was stuck on this island i would build a lighthouse to warn everyone about the edge of the world and a pub along side it, and call it "The restaurant at the end of the sciniverse".

i wish to join this isle, any free positions?

yes please join we need people!!!!

scramble, read Pratchett if you like Addams, you'll find him amazingly witty and brilliant.

Lu, whadaya wanna be?

read Pratchett if you like Addams

cool, haven't read any DA in about 10 years, from memory my favourite was Dirk Gently, i'll look into Pratchett tho... i gotta start writing down all these books people keep recommending, don't ya hate it when you walk into a book or music shop and forget what you went there to buy, so you just wander round aimlessly...

Logic - You'll need a current visa and some mode of transport, you cant get here by bus y'know... and then there's customs, not sure who's in charge of those inspections, not sure i want to know...

yes i am in the underground base ill check in about 5 hours

Hey look, a pub. There's a sign in the window. It says 'BARTENDER NEEDED'. I walked in, and ScRaMbLe asked me if I had any qualifications to be a barman. I said that I own a vodka distillery and I know someone who deals drugs. He gave me the job immediately.

I'd barely finished laying the last stone of my lighthouse and pub (amazing how quick you can build a pub when you dont have one) when this guy walked in. Said his name was Hamster and he had a vodka still, a decent stash and he wanted to apply for the bartender job. Judging by the smell he either did own a vodka factory or he bathed in the stuff.
I stopped to think for a second...I hadn't even advertised the job, i had no idea how he even found the place or got here without a frickin boat, the guy even brought along his own "BARTENDER WANTED" sign...some f**kin nerve!

So i hired him.

ahhh back home in blues lovely castle i found a base it seems to be called black mesa, ill go back in the morning to have another look

i want to be god

ok its ok with me but youll have to ask bluefeet

ok.....


BLUEFEET: i wish to be god. i will be good.

no destroing castles and throwing my minions around now!!!

yeah i know..... to be god i would have to be good, since doing stuff like that is the realm of the devil.

Ha! god? good luck! for what its worth, you've got my blessing. Dunno why you'd want the job tho, its not all angels and smiting. I tried out as a temp once when Jehovah was on smoko break. Longest 0.67 nanoseconds of my life. I'll give you a hint, when they ask you to read "the history of everything, ever" just skip to the back, they never test on the early stuff. Don't spoil the ending for people tho, he he... i want to see the looks on their faces.

Tell you what though, humans, what a pack of whingers... mummy mummy, why does god let bad things happen to good people? pfft, just coz ya everywhere at once doesn't mean you have to give a f**k... mummy mummy, why did god take kitty away? like it was my fault the stupid f**kin thing fell asleep next to the fanbelt of her dads toyota.

I did have time to write another 5 commandments tho...

11 - shitteth happeneth, get over it

12 - thou shalt not work on the mondath, or tuesdath or fridath after lunch

13 - if thou art male thou shalt not own a cat, drive a corolla or wear speedos...ever. If thou art female thou shalt not use "I was drunk" as an excuse everytime you sleep with a guy you just met...nobody believes you.

14 - i forget what i wrote for this one, something about ostriches.

15 - If thou watches "charmed" or "the OC" thou shall go straight to hell and stay there...loser.

I left em up on Mt Sinai, they'll find em one day...

Logic, you can be a god, no promises about the "the" god though. Healthy competition is always good.

Nice commandments. Thank lord there's sins :-D

Well, since we're signing up for jobs . . .

I wish to be the (part time) King of the God(s)!

Where's my royal, magickal scepter? Is it smithed with the finest gold in all the universe, and endowed with the most potent magick known to both man and monkey?

Oh well, since there's not much goin on here and you guys are gonna be gods, i might as well come clean about why i only lasted .67 nanoseconds in heaven, ya gonna hear it from them anyway...

I rocked up there, started goin round sayin hi to everyone (Elvis IS there BTW) when big J.C. himself walks in. So we start having a chat and a few laughs, he goes to the fridge to pull out some beers and starts swearin coz all thats left was Hanukans (apparently not his favourite), but we get stuck into em anyway.
It was at this point things took a turn for the worst. I probably shouldn't have said anything, but come on, 2000 years and the guys still wearin bandages on his hands... could he play it up for any more sympathy?!!
I said to him, J.C. dude, read the 11th commandment, enough with the bandages already. He said it was wrist strapping for my kickboxing he was learning"...
So i start flickin his nose and sayin "come on then.. whaddya got" he's like "quit it man... quit it" but i keep flickin. Next thing, bam... he kicks me in the nuts!! I'm rollin round on the floor in agony... and he's laughin it up! So i grab a beer bottle and smash it over his head' yellin "how's that for a crown of thorns, mate?!"
Then it was on.
So we're rollin round on the floor bustin crap out of each other and i almost get him pinned down, i nearly had him... trouble was i didn't see Jehovah and a couple of his mates walk back into the room. Next thing i know, i'm gettin dragged off J.C., Odins got me in a headlock, Jehovahs puttin on his brass knuckles, Allahs got his steelcap boots and they're all kickin absolute crap outta me!!! Meanwhile Buddha's sittin in the corner, laughin his ass off!
Next thing i wake up all bloodied and broken back on earth with a sign stapled to my chest sayin "AND STAY OUT!!". So i guess i won't be goin back there anytime soon...

i was walking around the island and turned over a small rock. It had a centipede underneath it unknown to science. I described it, and then it bit me...

My hand got swollen up and was throbbing with pain...I squashed it underneath my foot. I forgot I wasn´t wearing shoes. It bit me in my foot before being squashed...

It was the last individual of its species apparently. Never again another one was found.

Ah, good. I got the job as a bartender. Now to take my daily bath in vodka, and then a cup of burning vodka. Puts power in yor knees y'know. Ah, look, someones walked in.

"What would you like to drink?"

some scirum...

and since I only have it I will retire to my cabin to drink away the pain in my hand and my foot.

(Damn you Spurious, that centipede was my one legacy i created in my short stint as a deity...)

I came downstairs from working in my lighthouse (i've really got to get around to automating that revolving light one of these days) for a chat with Hamster. He told me some guy walked in, ordered a scirum, laughed and said "ha!..too bad you haven't got any!" and walked out again. I wondered to myself whether it could have been that outcast i had met a long time ago. I started to think that maybe i should try to find him... while Hamsters vodka was quite exceptional and already gaining a reputation across the land, it wouldn't hurt business to be selling two famous drinks under the one roof...

A guy came knocking on my door...He wanted me to sell some scirum to the bar. I pointed to my supply of scirum. It was all empty of course. I had been pooring it into anthills and setting it alight.

"Burn little devils burn!!"

In the interests of keeping the market economy happy, i give spurious a large supply of scirum, allowing him to sell to the bar and creating a lubricated flow of money around the islands.
or he can get drunk.

i then set up a temple on a nearby island, with a hermit (who is hermit here) as my priest. anyone can come and prayeth for thingseth to happeneth or cometh intoeth beingeth, but it musteth be-eth faireth.

prayer : Dear the almighty god please set me a ship to wonder the universe.

I wake up, find the world in total inbalance, and fall asleep again.

i give combine a ship to wonder the universe, but in the interests of peace and balance, he is only allowed to use it in this thread (its not real i.e.) and cannot use alien probing devices for his own pleasure.

i give combine a ship to wonder the universe, but in the interests of peace and balance, he is only allowed to use it in this thread (its not real i.e.) and cannot use alien probing devices for his own pleasure.

yee thanks god for his graceful time

LMAO!

I managed to recover the secret camera i had hidden on Scramble, so i hooked it up and laughed my arse off. You should have seen the look on JC's face when scramble socked him with the bottle!

Holding a public screeninig tomorrow on the wall of my castle......

( Methinks i just booked myself a ticket for a fast track freight train straight to hell with that post... *looks skyward* sorry big fella...)

Decided to build a boat so i could charter these lands and perhaps work out some way of building a bridge to some of the bigger islands.