View Full Version : Jabba and Boba Tag-Teamin' Leia?


goofyfish
09-06-02, 01:51 PM
"To the person (or persons) who finds it funny to repeatedly
position my star wars figurines in inappropriate positions, please stop ( http://everythingisnt.com/features/files/email/toys_are_not_for_playing_with.txt)."

Peace.

__________________
Youth is the first victim of war - the first fruit of peace.
It takes 20 years or more of peace to make a man;
it takes only 20 seconds of war to destroy him.-- King Boudewijn I, King of Belgium (1934-1993)

Hellspawn666
10-06-02, 12:05 AM
from a physiological standpoint, how could Jabba even do anything to Leia? More importantly, why would he find her attractive in the first place.

I mean, stick to the slugs, fatty.

About the figures, I think its funny...

slaveleia4jabba
07-17-03, 11:16 AM
...it doesn't mean he couldn't, wouldn't, or even didn't perform acts of a sexual nature upon her. You see, there is tons of evidence to show that he did something to her--the most obvious being the metal bikini. Why else would he make her wear it? If he only wanted her to suffer, why not torture her? What's more, his throne was starting to get cold after he killed Oola. He wanted a replacement, and later on (for indeed, we have no real time reference there--for all we know, when Luke comes in it could be as much as a MONTH later) we see Leia lying nearly naked before him. Perhaps he sexually molested her; perhaps he only dressed her up. The truth is, we don't know for sure exactly what he did to her, so we can only assume the yummiest conclusion: he made her his sex slave.

Oh, the envy.