p_ete2001
09-02-02, 08:29 PM
****NEWS UPDATE*******
Scientists studying at the University of California have recently discovered that peoples noses are in fact not a second passage allowing people to breathe should their mouth become blocked, but they are in actual fact a fifth limb. The outside of the nose has microscopic 'toe like feelers' which mean that should a person fall over in the dark and for some reason not be able to use their arms or legs (maybe through paralysation from the fall), then they call feel their way to safety using their snotter.
Scientists say that their is a 93.243553% chance that this safeguard has stayed with humanity through natural selection and was present when we were (if it is ever proven that we were, once, in fact) pirates
Scientists studying at the University of California have recently discovered that peoples noses are in fact not a second passage allowing people to breathe should their mouth become blocked, but they are in actual fact a fifth limb. The outside of the nose has microscopic 'toe like feelers' which mean that should a person fall over in the dark and for some reason not be able to use their arms or legs (maybe through paralysation from the fall), then they call feel their way to safety using their snotter.
Scientists say that their is a 93.243553% chance that this safeguard has stayed with humanity through natural selection and was present when we were (if it is ever proven that we were, once, in fact) pirates