Hi
I AM 100-POSTS OLD IN SCIFORUMS. THIS THREAD IS JUST FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO SAY SOMETHING AND THEY DON`T WANT TO BE ANSWERED. THEY JUST WANT TO BE READ.
IF YOU FEEL YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, WHATEVER IT IS, AND YOU DON`T WANT TO RAISE UP A DISCUSSION, THIS IS YOUR PLACE. TRIVIALITIES, THOUGHTS, JUST A SIMPLE CONVERSATION OR A JOKE OR... YOU ARE WELCOME.
IN THE FOLLOWING THREAD I WILL POST WHAT I WANT TO SAY.
LET`S KEEP THREAD ALIVE AS LONG AS WE CAN.
SCIFORUMS HAS GIVEN ME UP TO NOW AS MANY AS 100 POSTS TO EXPRESS MYSELF, I THANK ALL THOSE WHO ARE BEHIND IT. I WISH THEM WELL AND HAPPY DAYS AHEAD. WITH LOVE, MORTEZA

Just trying to get to 100 and couldn't think of anything to say?
:)

HI
I am sought of THEM THAT asked not for ME; I am found of THEM THAT sought me not: I said, Behold me, behold me,unto a nation THAT was not called by my name...
And it shall come to pass, that before they call, I will answer: and while they are yet speaking, I will hear.
The wolf and the lamb shall feed together, ant the lion shall eat straw like bullock: and dust SHALL be the serpent`s meat. They shall not hurt nor destroy in all my holy mnountains, saith the Lord . ISAIAH, 65:1, 24-25

in several other forums I usually hang out, there are posters who can do 600+ posts per day :eek:

Are your previous 99 posts as incoherent as these?

Hans :bugeye:

I LIKE SUCH THREADS ,HERE COMES MY COMMENT

"Wenn man nichts zu sagen hat ,sollte man den Mund halten" :D

Err..
My name is David and I'm an alcoholic:D

Dee Cee

"hmm jeg tror sweet Pentax har ret"

My name is Bob and I'm an alcoholic :)

No comment...

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Get hold of a big cinnamon stick. Light it up. Tastes quite like a very cheap cigar.

People may not remember what you did for them, or even what you said; but they will always remember how you made them feel.

- hello
- hello
- how are you?
- fine, thank you, and you?
- I`m well too, what are you doing?
- I`m posting a thread at Sciforums.
- don`t you have anything else to do?
- hmmmmmmm....

The cow goes MOOOOOO!

Hi
Can you say the following five times and without making any mistankes:
She sell sea shells on the sea shore.
Thanks

Hi:
I am just back from the barber`s shop. I got my hair cut. I am bald. Whenever I come back from the barber`s I have a good feeling. My barber is a very kind and soft person. He is very handsome, too.
When I lived in the capital I used to go to a barber in whose shop there was the sign "no political discussion here". Some of the barber`s shops have this sign.
It shows they are not looking for trouble.
But my barber told me he didn`t like repeating things. He is correct. Criticism of the government here almost always circles around the high prices of the goods, the misconduct of the government employees with people, traffic jam and ...etc.
I feel happy and young. Thanks

Hi:
... this world isn`t heaven at all, is it?
...No, Jonathan, there is no such place. Heaven is not a place., and it is not a time. Heaven is being perfect.
Jonathan Liivingston Seagull, By Richard Bach THanks

My name is Pranesh and i am a meth addict

g4 will not boot off cd! zapped pram. did "cd boot" in open firmware. got msg that something was wrong size. fuck!

*fuck you all! fuck me!

Thats what you get buying Apple! http://www.guru3d.com/forum/images/smilies/overclocking.gif ROLOL

*I laughs at the irony and oxymoron like statement*

you dare comment on my comment? how dare you! how dare you sir!

Dearprudence,

You mean power pc? http://www.theologyweb.com/forum/images/smilies/smug.gif

spookz

Feel the burn!

Hi:
I had a wet dream last night. thanks

love
love sets your heart on fire.
leeching all you have;vampire.
curled toes, body in bliss,
falling down the dark abyss.
lovers promises in their eyes,
"nothing will set us apart,"
then demise.

Hi:
Did you know that until just a few days ago I did not know that Great Britain meant England, scotland and Wales. (not any parts of Ireland). How ignorant I am. Thanks

HI:
You have three types of friends: your friend, your friend`s friend and your enemy`s enemy.
You have threee types of enemy: your enemy, your fried`s enemy and your enemy`a friend. Ali, the first Imam of Shiites.
Thanks

i world is flat i tell you, anybody that tells you its round is filling you with lies, and is a slave of the devil.

the world is flat

"dios le da dos para cada uno"

Hi:
Iranian women are worth fucking but not worth making love to.
Thanks

Originally posted by Morteza Olangui
Hi:
Iranian women are worth fucking but not worth making love to.
Thanks

did you do extensive research on this topic and if so what was your control group?

who is the youngest member on sciforums

. . . many never tell their age, but my guess is that it would be Pollux or I.



Nevermind . . . it's you.

i'm 15.

[QUOTE]You have three types of friends: your friend, your friend`s friend and your enemy`s enemy.
You have threee types of enemy: your enemy, your fried`s enemy and your enemy`a friend.QUOTE]

what if YOU are your enemy, then are all your friends your enemies, and if so then they are technicaly your enimies enemy and thuce your friends!?

Ye zindagi badi kuti cheez hai. Sali kabhi gala hi nahi chodti. Kabhi dil karta hai kay sabh chod ki bagh jayoin per phir yaad atta hai kay chodn mai jadda durd hota hai. Baghna acha lagta hai kabhi kabhi per darna nahin or cheezo ka samna karnay main jada dum or imandari hai.

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
did you do extensive research on this topic and if so what was your control group?
Hi:
May you please read the opening thread? thanks

Originally posted by Morteza Olangui
Hi:
May you please read the opening thread? thanks

I can ask questions whenever I want. You have the right not to answer them.

Hi:
Iranian women are worth fucking but not worth making love to.
Thanks

You're a moron! Go sit in a dark corner and shame yourself.

Morteza
I hereby award you, as stated in "w00t! My 500th post!" thread, the Spotted Award, for posting more than 101 posts.

Girls that abort babies should be aborted just as well.

And in the same painful manner. Stick them in a box, and either chop them to bits, pour acid all over them, or some other similar abortion torture.

Originally posted by sargentlard
Ye zindagi badi kuti cheez hai. Sali kabhi gala hi nahi chodti. Kabhi dil karta hai kay sabh chod ki bagh jayoin per phir yaad atta hai kay chodn mai jadda durd hota hai. Baghna acha lagta hai kabhi kabhi per darna nahin or cheezo ka samna karnay main jada dum or imandari hai. You speak Hindi? Cool. I can barely translate Sanskrit into English characters, and have an extremely limited Hindi speaking vocabulary (maybe 100 words on a good day). Living in the US provides very little opportunity to exercise my meager knowledge of Hindi and Sanskrit. Oh well, nice to meet someone else who has substantially more knowledge in Hindi than myself.

Dapthar:

Oh well, nice to meet someone else who has substantially more knowledge in Hindi than myself
Try a gypsy.

And what the hell............this is an express-any-kind-of banality thread and Morteza simply cannot be disappointed:

I used to pluck each pit hair individually with a cheap Dollar Store tweezer and conducted a test once to see if people would eat fudge shaped like dogshit. They would recoil and simply *refuse* to eat it even knowing for sure that it was pure chocolote.

The power of superstitions.


And I impaled a dead hamster once on a Bic pen. Name was Fifo. Poor bastard.

when i was 13 i drowned my hamster and tied my little brothers cat to a tree then proceded to poke it with nails i had just held in an open flame. i left the cat there for 5 days before my sister found it in the woods and brought it inside. i got in lots of trouble, even though the cat lived. that same year i impaled a squirl and fead it to our naighbors dog.
i also once launched a napalm grenade in the midle of the street infront of our house at 4 am. their is still a large black spot in the street from that.

i am not proud of these things, but i will not deny having done them.

"ravers are scary. i bet hell is like a rave. but with fire."

Slave,
Ever read ender's game and the couple of books after than one?
You kinda remind me of his older brother.....


Say anything eh?
hmm... open mic and I draw a blank...figures..

Mephurio:

Ever read ender's game and the couple of books after than one?

Yippy. So the man has read "Ender's Game. Talking about Peter A.K.A Mr. John Locke, quite possibly the filthiest scoundrel in the universe? Other than the Spanish homosexual named Boson that reminds one of Tessie, of course.

Cthulu:

when i was 13 i drowned my hamster and tied my little brothers cat to a tree then proceded to poke it with nails i had just held in an open flame. i left the cat there for 5 days before my sister found it in the woods and brought it inside. i got in lots of trouble, even though the cat lived. that same year i impaled a squirl and fead it to our naighbors dog.


You, sir, sound like a trailer park half breed. When America's Funniest Home Videos is not on and the sister is on the rag where else to get an orgasm but out in the backyard looking for chipmunks to fry? You'll stick an m80 and a Snickers bar up a dogs anus and tie cats to trees because you don't know that weekday afternoons are spent in odd places called classrooms by people who know better.


Personally, I'd kill you myself for drowning that hamster.

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Originally posted by sargentlard
Ye zindagi badi kuti cheez hai. Sali kabhi gala hi nahi chodti. Kabhi dil karta hai kay sabh chod ki bagh jayoin per phir yaad atta hai kay chodn mai jadda durd hota hai. Baghna acha lagta hai kabhi kabhi per darna nahin or cheezo ka samna karnay main jada dum or imandari hai.
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Abbey thoo bagh ke kahan cheley ga? jahan thoo jai ga, theree ghum aur dhuk bee theree saath saath ainge.

Blasted.


Translate.

roughly:

"Where are you going to run to? Wherever you run, your troubles will be with you"

No doubt sarge will chastise me for a mish-mash of urdu/Punjabi.

"Where are you going to run to? Wherever you run, your troubles will be with you"

Someone please get a fucking Black and Decker and drill this little quote through Dapthar's forehead. He knows what I'm talking about.

Much simpler than, and I quote, "vitrification".

it seems i'm going have to read this thread. I just clicked on sarge's post, and replied to it.;)

tagging is an old thing

it has been occasionaly loosely translated to concepts of art

most of the time those that tag are no more intellectual than a tom cat pissing on a post to try and mark its territory for nothing more than an outdated response to a situation that is far beyond their comprehention

biggotry is a sure sign of intellectual retardation

inequality is a sure sign or intheriority

abuse is a sure sign of lack of ability to cope and or understand

an arguement is two fools shouting their opinion at each other

a debate is two fools with manners and a liking for showponnys


if all is exactly the way it is supposed to be
then it was never any different and will never be anything but the same in the future

No comment.

Hi :
I searched for it , I did not find it. Do not look for it. thanks :)
P.S. I do not know what some of these icons mean I just click on the so that my thread is decorated :m: