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neoclassical
09-29-04, 11:18 AM
"Semen makes you happy. That's the remarkable conclusion of a study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don't."

http://www.rense.com/general26/semenacts.htm

Kumar
09-29-04, 10:40 PM
Semen is alkaline, whereas vagina is acidic. Can't it be due to neutrilizing of vagina acidity?

hotsexyangelprincess
09-30-04, 05:56 PM
yeah. so its like an inverted PMS :m:

vslayer
10-01-04, 05:56 AM
good to know that PMS isnt 100% dominant

ElectricFetus
10-01-04, 07:12 AM
I don't find it beleiable, there are many other explainations that make better sense and they did not explain why those failed.

Gravity
10-01-04, 09:19 AM
Since we humans are deeply programmed to want/need to reproduce, it seems more likely to me that even a women not wanting to get pregnant may have a subconsiously deeper level of satisfaction when <ahem> feeling herself get filled with seed. (My, I feel like a cheap porn writer just saying those few words!)

Kumar
10-01-04, 10:48 AM
...or may be due to the fact that, she atleast saved just two days life of millions of sperms or done something natural as her natural duty--probably.

Btw, what men feel for this? ;)

Gravity
10-01-04, 10:56 AM
"Natural *DUTY*" ? Hmmmm.

Dreamwalker
10-01-04, 11:04 AM
Out of curiosity, why is the title "Semen is the new christ"?

I mean, just because it supposedly makes people happy, which I kind of doubt, does not really justify such a title, or is there some religios aspect I missed? Perhaps the women did not feel happier because of the semen, but rather because they got fucked for real. Also, would it make someone happier if I butter his/her bread with my sperm? I seriously doubt that.

But hey, if semen is the new christ, why not make LSD the new god?

ElectricFetus
10-01-04, 11:17 AM
Yes the title is a little weird but I think that off topic

I think the deep psychological/instinctual urge to get inseminated may cause more fulfilling (giggle) sex which in turner upbeats moral and mood. I hardly see how a few ml of semen could be that powerful of an endorphin stimulant it improve mood for several days. The vaginal walls are not extremely permeable either (probably no more so then the throat or under the eye lids)

Gravity
10-01-04, 11:21 AM
Only real test would be somehow a double-blind test - but it would be likely pretty tricky to fake it to a women!

Dreamwalker
10-01-04, 11:28 AM
Yea, I thought so too, just some drops of semen surely cannot change the mood so drastically. Furthermore, what about the man who has the semen inside him all the time? I mean, in the article it was mentioned that gays might also experience similar changes in their mood. That would mean the rectum would be just as receptive, one could conclude that a potent male who always produces more sperm everyday must be quite happy.

Perhaps women get more aroused when penetrated without a condom, which might improve their happyness, or those that used condoms did this because they had changing partners. They might not have received as much love as those in a stable relationship where no condoms are used.

There might also be other possibilities, my post is pure speculation anyway since there was no mention of the womens´ relationships.

But hey, if anyone wants to experiment, ejaculate on a piece of bread and eat it, do so for some weeks and tell me if it made you happier. Thinking about that, I would assume that the vaginal wall is about as permeable as the normal skin, or at least similar to tender/more receptional skin like mouth, eyes, genital organs (like a foreskin or so) or nose.

ElectricFetus
10-01-04, 11:32 AM
Gravity,

No it would not, lets see compare women in 2 groups, one is given sterilized semen (sperm and pathogens kill by say irradiation), the other is give a placebo, both are administered with turkey basters. http://forums.guru3d.com/images/smilies/smileysex5.gif

Gravity
10-01-04, 11:50 AM
Yeah, I was thinking along the lines of faking it using the actual act - but then I suppose there would be far too many variables to get good info that way!

ElectricFetus
10-01-04, 12:13 PM
I don't know there is something kinky about the possibly semen can do that, but lets think logically here, how likely it is that it can is not good.

Blue_UK
10-01-04, 07:17 PM
Semen (hormonally) won't do FA to a women, - females produce 1/3 the amount of testosterone that males do (A-Level Bio). Some come won't make any difference.

Sexual release might though...

Athelwulf
10-01-04, 07:48 PM
Also, would it make someone happier if I butter his/her bread with my sperm?

*Pause* . . . *Cringe*

I think the person will know that it's not butter . . . :p

Maybe these girls feel better cuz they are closer to the guy they're having sex with. There isn't a latex barrier between them. It could be a symbolic thing. Also, maybe the girl can feel the semen being ejaculated into her. I dunno, though.

Now . . . how is semen the new Christ? :confused:

ElectricFetus
10-01-04, 07:49 PM
Blue_UK,

your a women right, do you think there is a conection between semen and sexual satifiaction?

Gravity
10-01-04, 08:03 PM
Semen as the new Christ makes me think of:

Divine Interventions (http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.html)

As the preacher's say ''FILL yourself with the Lawwwwd!" :cool:

Hideki Matsumoto
10-01-04, 10:28 PM
I will remember that next time my girlfriend wants a cumshot!! Open your mouth and say Jesus I love you!

Gravity
10-01-04, 10:34 PM
Girlfriend that wants a cumshot? Oh . . . sorry, I realize its just a translation problem. What you are calling ''girlfriend'' we call your ''hand''!

Kumar
10-01-04, 10:45 PM
..just discussing semen made you this much happy, it should then do much more on applying.:D

ElectricFetus
10-01-04, 10:51 PM
Homegrown hand lotion ah? :D

Hideki Matsumoto
10-01-04, 10:53 PM
No gravity, now don't get jellous! I do have a girlfriend! ...

Hideki Matsumoto
10-01-04, 10:56 PM
WELL Wellcookedfetus for informations sake Quakestate is good for those high speed hand jobs!

Hideki Matsumoto
10-01-04, 10:56 PM
:) :o :)

ElectricFetus
10-01-04, 10:57 PM
beware of the cum shot, soon she will be spiting out babies :eek:

Of course news of semen being a aphrodisiac (ya I know that not knows, semen been worshiped for millennia) is always good news for the birth control pill.

Gravity
10-01-04, 11:54 PM
I'll certainly not get Jellous, and probably not Jealous either! :) My point, child, was that the MANY women I've known *well* . . . don't generally like "cumshots''. Thats more the fantasy of a boy who confuses his porn with reality!

vslayer
10-02-04, 06:52 AM
well sperm is 90% sugar, it makes sense they might like it

ElectricFetus
10-02-04, 08:38 AM
Actually its 90% mucus. So if you like sucking snot you’re going to love semen.

Blue_UK
10-02-04, 09:12 AM
Blue_UK,

your a women right, do you think there is a conection between semen and sexual satifiaction?

No, I'm male, but I asked that question to a girl once and said she couldn't feel it when I came in her (on the pill). Maybe some girls can though, I don't know. Maybe I didn't come hard enough. :eek:

She felt it coming out of her though. That's gravity for you.

ElectricFetus
10-02-04, 09:16 AM
sorry about that man :o

Gravity
10-02-04, 09:39 AM
She can't feel it when you are in her? Sorry! ;)

ElectricFetus
10-02-04, 10:31 AM
worst thing a women can say: "Is it in yet?" :D

Dreamwalker
10-02-04, 10:54 AM
Well, I think he means the sperm, not his dick.

Gravity
10-02-04, 12:14 PM
I knew what he meant, it was all in fun!

Dreamwalker
10-02-04, 12:26 PM
Yea, figured that out...

Killr Carrot
10-02-04, 02:46 PM
hey but your mam seems to LOVE to ol man juice!!
hey she wants it day AND night ... she just cant get enough. hell, the same applies for your dad.. he wants it in his ears, up his nose, in his eyes and up his ass.. damn i guess it must run in the family:)

ElectricFetus
10-02-04, 02:51 PM
Closing time for this thread :rolleyes:

Gravity
10-02-04, 02:57 PM
How about closing time for that user?

Blue_UK
10-02-04, 03:38 PM
What are you talking about? When someone so dignified, articulte and intellectually witty comes here, we should welcome them with open arms!

ElectricFetus
10-02-04, 04:01 PM
your high! :mad:

Dreamwalker
10-02-04, 05:57 PM
I would agree on the last statements of WCF and Gravity.