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Mystech
06-12-03, 03:15 PM
There needs to be another special forum, blocked off to normal members until an age statement, or the like is given, wherein members can post sexually explicet material.

Come on everyone here are big pervs anyway, you know that this is what we want, so just give it to us.

Xerxes
06-12-03, 03:54 PM
If we do that, Sciforums will attract idiots from all over the internet, and this place would turn into a pathetic mess.

Yes - I realize that there are current boardies mature enough to handle it. But I see it eventually degenerating all of sciforums.

THere are plenty of other places on the net ;) but only one sciforums.

Mystech
06-12-03, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by Elbaz
If we do that, Sciforums will attract idiots from all over the internet, and this place would turn into a pathetic mess.


Wait, how would this be different from the current state of affairs?

SpyMoose
06-12-03, 04:27 PM
Wat is U R ASL? wanna cyber?

Mystech
06-12-03, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by SpyMoose
Wat is U R ASL? wanna cyber?

Oh fuck you.

SpyMoose
06-12-03, 04:30 PM
hehe im with elbaz, its probably going to attract the type of person who dosnt post that kind of thing as a joke :P

although maybe if you keep it real low key... you know, like maybe list its link on somewhere other than the main sciforums page and make people go through a whole sepreate regestration process for it... and pick totalitarian moderaters who have a whole constitutions worth of regulations about just how stupid users are allowed to get

Mystech
06-12-03, 04:41 PM
Hey that sounds like a job for me!

Xerxes
06-12-03, 05:01 PM
Mystech,

I'm not really against any 'sexually explicit' materials. That's not the problem. It's just that.. from what I've seen, things can get a whole lot worse. I'm talking about stupidity to the point of a Sciforums burial.

After staying here two years, I've been to countless other boards. And none - not one - matches up with this place. Things can get a heck of a lot worse. Believe me.

For one, we'd need a super-Goofyfish mod to weed out bad threads 24/7. Threads like: 'Post a picture of you fav. Ho' or the 'Let's all get naked and masturbate eachother online'. And what about the spammers?

The deranged pervs would come here in droves, making the moderating process nothing but a redudant and stupid waste of time. (I'll admit that moderating a forum you like isn't that bad, but when it sinks to the level of dumbness, it ain't.)

And the same people posting the worthless threads I mentioned above, will begin to infiltrate other parts of the site. Wearing down mods, and soon pushing the more qualified posters away.

Maybe I'm exaggerating, but that's about what would happen. No doubt.

Mephura
06-12-03, 05:13 PM
NOt that I would really want to see that on sciforums, I don't thinkit would be that bad, for two reasons:
1.) have a three strike policy for postings of that nature out side the designated area
and 2.) most people looking for that aren't giong to go to a place where the first forums you see are arts& culture, wolrd events and politics, etc..
Hide it well like was suggested, and i wouldn't think it would be that big of a problem.

I do agree that it's a bad idea though.

Mystech
06-12-03, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by Elbaz
Mystech,

I'm not really against any 'sexually explicit' materials.

Heh, I guess that works out ok, anyway because I'm not dead set for it, I just wanted to see what people think of the idea.

Tiassa
06-12-03, 06:54 PM
So, a funny thing happened the other day while this chick was sucking my cock ....

At any rate, beyond that, does anyone want to hear when the story ends with blood coming out of someone's cock, or out of someone's ass with awesome and numbing volume and velocity?

I mean, don't get me wrong ... I think that people can get a lot done if they allow themselves to consider those things ... but ....

Think of your parents having sex. Now!

This trick works in the U.S. ... more often than not, if you want to stop someone from being obnoxious about something related to sex, remind them that their parents fuck. Or at least they did once. I'm not sure if it works on people who are used to the idea that people have sex. But what I'm after is that there's a number of people who, when you mention "parents" and "having sex" anywhere near them, will creep them out supremely. The point being, how many of those shivers and shakes--if you're familiar with them--can you really stand? If anyone saw the "That 70s Show" episode where Eric sees his parents having sex, consider that his freakout is to be taken in the context of everything else Eric freaks out about: he's a stupid fucking moron who has neither the need nor the right to get upset about anything he ever gets upset about.

At any rate, while it would be entertaining, why not have people just drop a line if they find something that's entertaining or informative to them ... I must admit that, even with my own arrogant regard for my "maturity" in relation to things sexual, the whole schmoo still annoys the fuck out of me.

To put it mildly, I could make anyone regret having a forum like that in a place like this. Not out of malice, but just think for a minute how weird my posts are. Who really wants to see how that translates into adult themes?

:m:,
Tiassa :cool:

Mystech
06-12-03, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by tiassa
To put it mildly, I could make anyone regret having a forum like that in a place like this. Not out of malice, but just think for a minute how weird my posts are. Who [i]really wants to see how that translates into adult themes?


I doubt your ability to weird me out or sicken me in this capacity.

Xerxes
06-12-03, 07:29 PM
Umm...So Tiassa. Lets see if I got this.

You're going to make it your duty to scare away the idiots with your incredibly long posts discussing the sexuality of your parents and Rushdie?

Great! I can't help but cheer you on :D

NightFall
06-13-03, 12:43 AM
look up sex forum.

there is a several page debate about wther or not there should be one on sci.
porfiry is against it.
sorry to burst your bubble.

Mystech
06-13-03, 12:45 AM
*squeezes Nightfall's bubbles*

NightFall
06-13-03, 12:46 AM
and its all thanks to people like you. :(

Xev
06-13-03, 01:46 AM
"I start by skinning Torri a little, making incisions with a steak knife and ripping bits of flesh from her legs and stomach while she screams in vain, begging for mercy in a high thin voice, and I'm hoping that she realizes her punishment will end up being relatively light compared to what I've planned for the other one. I keep spraying Torri with Mace and then I try to cut off her fingers with the nail scissors and finally I pour acid onto her belly and genitals, but none of this comes close to killing her, so I resort to stabbing her in the throat and eventually the blade of the knife breaks off in what's left of her neck, stuck on bone, and I stop. While Tiffany watches, finally I saw the entire head off--torrents of blood splash against the walls, even the ceiling-- and holding the head up, like a prize, I take my cock, purple with stiffness, and lowering Torri's head to my lap I push it into her bloodied mouth and start fucking it, until I come, exploding into it. Afterwards I'm so hard I can even walk around the blood-soaked room carrying the head, which feels warm and weightless, on my dick. This is amusing for a while but I need to rest so I remove the head, placing it in Paul's oak and teak armoire. . . ."
--American Psycho

Oh yes we do need a sexually explicit forum, we DO!

*Smiles innocently*

Mystech
06-13-03, 02:16 AM
Yum splatter punk.

See this is exactly why a forum for sexual material would be a good thing. What other venue would I have to share "musical holes" with the rest of the mature sciforums goers? It's a bit restrictive not having a place to write these sorts of things down. Remember, boys only have two useable openings unless you get creative.

Xev
06-13-03, 02:23 AM
Or unless you have a Black and Decker. :)

Mystech
06-13-03, 02:30 AM
Well I think that's in the realm of getting creative.

everneo
06-13-03, 07:21 AM
Bandwidth problem. All the XXX porno sites including gay, lesbian, bestiality, incest, pedophilic etc will have a free link to sciforums. Good Porfiry would feel like a pimp.:bugeye:

Strictly moderated sexology forum might be ok though.

Flores
06-13-03, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by Mystech
There needs to be another special forum, blocked off to normal members until an age statement, or the like is given, wherein members can post sexually explicet material.


HELL NO....HELL NO....

Mystech should be punished by only being allowed access to Math and physics forums for a month.:mad:

Shadow_1
06-13-03, 10:52 AM
There needs to be another special forum, blocked off to normal members until an age statement, or the like is given, wherein members can post sexually explicet material.

Come on everyone here are big pervs anyway, you know that this is what we want, so just give it to us.


That would ruin the sci-forum name, bring in morons from all over. Morons whose only goal in life is to be a pervert. You are the one who brought this topic about so dont call other people perverts, you are the only one here who dared to post this topic. That would be awful for sci-forums.

Mystech
06-13-03, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by everneo
Strictly moderated sexology forum might be ok though.

Yeah, see, I'm down with that.

Mystech
06-13-03, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by Shadow_1
That would ruin the sci-forum name, bring in morons from all over. Morons whose only goal in life is to be a pervert. You are the one who brought this topic about so dont call other people perverts, you are the only one here who dared to post this topic. That would be awful for sci-forums.

(pervert)

Shadow_1
06-13-03, 11:10 PM
Which makes no sense...

NightFall
06-14-03, 12:31 AM
and i know ive mentioned this before, but, i really would like to mod this if it ever becomes a section. Lord knows i dont have a shot at anything else... lol.. :p

Mystech
06-14-03, 02:38 AM
Go for it.

Zero
07-02-03, 08:49 AM
Hey, I wanted that!

Asguard
07-03-03, 02:35 AM
we actully had 3 people put up there hands to control a sex section trial and none of the members wanted it

NightFall
07-03-03, 09:25 AM
-sniffs- but im a member...

i wonder if a generous monetary gift would change his mind.. lol..


blocked off to normal members until an age statement, or the like is given,

i was thinking blocked off for the first 21 (or so) days of their membership. Som idiot looking for a sex forum will not keep coming back for 21 days. it will be discouraging and they will leave, and forget how to come back.

AntonK
07-03-03, 10:58 AM
That, combined with the age thing, and combined with an almost Nazi-esque Mod could actually work. We all know half of it goes up anyway into the Free Thoughts forum. I think it would actually reduce the amount of crap in Free Thoughts and would probably be pretty funny :)

Plus, who can resist a sex forum with NightFall in it? ;)

-AntonK

AntonK
07-03-03, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by NightFall
and i know ive mentioned this before, but, i really would like to mod this if it ever becomes a section. Lord knows i dont have a shot at anything else... lol.. :p

Don't worry..haha..me either. I've wanted very badly to be mod of Computer Science forum...but I'm not sure they even need one.

-AntonK

Asguard
07-04-03, 06:36 AM
oh trust me

when i proposed it nazi is a MILD term for how i would have moded it

and yes i know nightfal

as you were one of the 3 of us who put up our hands:p

NightFall
07-05-03, 02:26 AM
as you were one of the 3 of us who put up our hands are you kidding? i had two hands and both feet in the air.. but then, what else would you expect for a sex forum?:D