Some people should not be given access to the internet because they are just plain nuts and slightly psycho. Obviously it is good to be nuts, but some kinds of nuttyness is just freaky.

said the hypocrit

but i don't take the internet seriously...that is the difference...it is just harmless entertainment.

No, you're just dead wrong you psychotic simian pedophile. Now get off the internet and go back to the dark ages of humanity (the eighties).

I'm from the 70s

Well, it shows.

but some people would get insulted by this exchange and go nuts...why?

is this really a real world?

People whose slightly psycho tendencies remain well under control in everyday life seem to loose said control when they encounter other loons on the web. Their access should DEFINITELY be restricted in case they become so influenced they loose it all together and go on to commit horrible murders, listen to Britney Spears, throw televisions out of their high-rise appartment windows etc

What instigated this thread was a lovely PM I received today

It goes like this (without mentioning the sender of course):


bastard Right fucking Spurious..if I ever see you I will punch your fucking lights out . you are the most underhanded bastard that I have ever met...if and when you come back to the other forum you fucking cretin...I will be ready for you , you fucking spastic!!!

Apparently I have been so conniving and evil that I must have been satan himself (as in: honestly judge, it was as if someone else took over. And then I was myself again and somehow all these people were dead with gunshot wounds. I can't remember how that happened).

But I turn of the computer and this world disappears. I don't see any reason to take it seriously. But apparently some people do.

What did you say to them to make them so mad?

he banned me at another forum and I went straight to the owner of the forum complaining about it. The owner unbanned me.
I then called him stupid because the owner unbanned me. He then banned me again. Maybe the owner will unban me again when he comes back...who knows.

He really sounds kind of dangerous. I'd consider changing my name and moving, if he ever tracked you down you could lose some appendages.

nobody comes to finland...unless they completely insane...uhhh...oh shit...

And . . . . thus spoke the hypocrite

Oh, let me think, you only went there for a WOMAN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*points and laughs in mockery*

:D :D

The following was written by a certain SpuriousMonkey in the Ciardini Forum:


I'm a 33 PhD student in developmental biology who moved from Holland to Finland for a woman, but got dumped after 4 years. I am now trying to get out of this f**king country.


Get off the Internet, you stone-age woman-chaser!
:rolleyes:

If you were a truly spurious monkey you would not possess a PHD. You would be adrift in the inky blackness of the rainforest teeth laid bare and gleaming just below the rapidly expanding pupils of a face you will never see in the mirror. By the way, what does SPURIOUS mean?

tja...spurious


I've said it many times what it means, so this could just be sarcasm from your part, but to be on the safe side:

spu·ri·ous P Pronunciation Key (spyr-s)
adj.
Lacking authenticity or validity in essence or origin; not genuine; false.
Of illegitimate birth.
Botany. Similar in appearance but unlike in structure or function. Used of plant parts


and gosh...people really like me...

Originally posted by Redoubtable
And . . . . thus spoke the hypocrite

Oh, let me think, you only went there for a WOMAN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


What is wrong with moving somewhere to live with a woman you love?

Edit:

ok, now i see why you have such a aggressive stance...you are the same 'redoubtable' on the other forum and probably close buddies with the person in question.

spu·ri·ous P Pronunciation Key (spyr-s)
adj.
Lacking authenticity or validity in essence or origin; not genuine; false.
Of illegitimate birth.

Then if you were a truly spurious monkey, you would find yourself inexplicably in low Earth orbit. Your scream frozen and beautifully illustrated beneath the ice crystals forming beneath a brilliant naked sun. And whats more..you would be a bastard monkey. A bastard monkey in space! Don't worry. I could be WAY off here.

The idea I had about spurious is that I am an ape and not a monkey, hence I could call myself a 'not genuine' monkey, because I am not a monkey but an ape. hence Spuriousmonkey...


Yes...it is a bit contrived. But that is how I am.

Yes...it is a bit contrived. But that is how I am.

I get that way too. At first you don't want to contrive. But you have to wrap your ideas with something so that people will want open them.

awww i like you, not that that's worth much. and this is thrilling: "PhD student in developmental biology" .....because i'm supposedly on the same track (for now). i also like the funny little pictures you make.

Originally posted by Redoubtable
And . . . . thus spoke the hypocrite

Oh, let me think, you only went there for a WOMAN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*points and laughs in mockery*

:D :D

The following was written by a certain SpuriousMonkey in the Ciardini Forum:


Get off the Internet, you stone-age woman-chaser!
:rolleyes: [/B]

sPURIOUS..now that I HAVE SEEN A PHOTO OF YOU...YOU ARE UGLIER THAN i thought you were, you don't need a woman you need a Baboon as a SOUL MATE...OR SHOULD I SAY ASSHOLE MATE!!!

yes yes...I'm ugly...now calm down.

Monkey the bloke that sent you the PM sounds like a right arse! The sort that bans people for being "negative and sarcastic".

Lets just hope his keyboards melts rendering his PC useless leaving the t'internet to nice people with balanced personalities and a sense of humour!

He's obviously hung up about his looks, hence the amount of times he spends locked away exchanging messages with the likes of us!

spuriousmonkey
what does the developmental part of
developmental biology
mean?

i am most curiouse mr spewriouse (ryhms better)

maybe you could also include what you think your biggest or best lesson if any was from your not too normal experience

sounds interesting to me :)

and just a side note
if you are not knolledgable enough to know what happens if you prod a wild animal with a sharp stick...
then i suggest you play another game
there are always consequences to actions
failure to aknolledge those consequences will result in the potential of a nasty experience in the lab (world)

groove on

Originally posted by ripleofdeath
spuriousmonkey
what does the developmental part of
developmental biology
mean?

development means ontogeny, that is how an organism can grow from a single cell to a complex multicellular organism.



Originally posted by ripleofdeath

maybe you could also include what you think your biggest or best lesson if any was from your not too normal experience


I don't think that I have learned my lesson yet, because otherwise I wouldn't have made this thread.


Originally posted by ripleofdeath

and just a side note
if you are not knolledgable enough to know what happens if you prod a wild animal with a sharp stick...
then i suggest you play another game
there are always consequences to actions
failure to aknolledge those consequences will result in the potential of a nasty experience in the lab (world)

maybe someone proded me?

spuriousmonkey
quote
maybe someone proded me?
---
ahh yess
the age old question of at what point does one act in animal nature toward one who persists in animal actions

very difficult
yet clearly defined on the internet as non interactive
good thing too and maybe why some people feel more confident in expressing what they truely think.
but is just as slanted by those who seek to hide behind the skits of servers as it were

so you achived to revoke the power that was assumed by one
what is understood as prodding is sometimes variying in types of actions to a point of conjecture for those who might stand on the sidelines and suggest violence on any level for personal viewing pleasure

details deatails deatails
i asked for all the extreemly personal gory details of your relationship so i can feed my neurological cascades.
details damn it!
:D

ooohh ooohhh
ontogeny
ive heard of that word before
now i know what it means
maybe this time i will remember
just consider relationships in the same way
its all connected on a strange type of thing like that

from the smallest cell
to the sexyest bell
sometimes you forget the hight
until you fell
ontogeny and life
the scent and the smell

now you have my first bioligy poem
inspired by an oxymoron caloquelistic evolutionary construct of cyber label persona

groove on

you forgot to mention the word phylogeny in your poem. S. J.Gould will turn in his grave if ontogeny is not followed by phylogeny.

I suggest you watch your back with this chap spurious....I heard he's flown out to Finland after you!!:)

I was just kidding around with you, Spurious. I'm was never actually pointing in mockery. Still, you did assert that any person who goes to Finland is "insane," and , well, you did . . . :D