It seems deep down every guy is either a tits or an ass man. I know the good guys will say their favourite part of a woman is her smile or her eyes or whatever, slightly creepier ones will say the neck and yeah yeah, all those things are nice, but in my experience it seems deep down every guy does have a special affection for either tits or ass, and whichever it is, they find the fascination for the other slightly peculiar.
I'm constantly hearing "I don't understand why you'd wanna look up some chicks arse anyway" and ass men will accuse tit fiends of missing out on the money.
Let's see by way of poll if there is any rhyme or reason to what separates tit men from ass men. Maybe we will see a correlation in personality types, now is not a time to be timid or sheepish or dishonest, this is scientific research, and that is why I am giving no "other" option, tits or ass, which is it?

I'm a leg man myself. A great pair of legs really does it for me more than the ass or teats.

http://www.operagloves.com/Superstars/GingerRogers/ginger_rogers_6_lady_in_the_dark.jpg

Ffs, what did I just say?

We'll put you down as an assman, I think it's pretty obvious a self declared "leg man" is just an embarrassed ass man.
Just click on the ass, thnx.

That goes for the rest of you too, save your breath and just click tit if you are going to come in here and say "collarbone" or something like that. This isn't the time to beat around the bush.

Well, I'm not an ass man as you are so I can't put myself down as one. Just because I enjoy a nice pair of legs doesn't mean that you have to be so upset. Get over it! :p

Ass.

What? Was I supposed to say tits? Whatever.


Kadark

legs and ass definitely.

I voted tits, but really it's neither. I'm a leg/foot man myself

Hey, I'm not ashamed to say it:shrug:

Well, I'm not an ass man as you are so I can't put myself down as one. Just because I enjoy a nice pair of legs doesn't mean that you have to be so upset. Get over it!
Everyone enjoys legs you idiot, that's not the question, I know deep down you either like tits or ass, I'm pretty sure it's ass because legs usually means ass. I wish you'd just be honest with us and yourself.

Yes I am an ass man, through and through, I'm practically a negro when it comes to ass, can't get enough of it.

The point of the poll is to separate our ass men from our tit men and then see if we can detect similarities shared by the tit men and similarities shared by the ass men, or any consistent differences between ass and tit men.
I don't want to hear about any pc "I like legs" shit, that doesn't assist the study at all, well it wouldn't if it wasn't so transparently ass.

I voted tits, but really it's neither. I'm a leg/foot man myself

Hey, I'm not ashamed to say it
Hmm, feet, you know if I'm going to believe anyone truely isn't either ass or tits I might believe foot fetishists aren't because that's just so f'd up I suspect significant wires must be crossed in there somewhere.

I also know no one would say "feet" due to being too embarrassed to say tits or ass, obviously feet are more embarrassing.

Maybe we can hear from other "feet" people, if they all agree they are neither tits or ass then we can conclude they are a genuine mutant subculture.

Well I'm going to vote twice.

I like both. My woman's got both. So I'm voting both.

If I was FORCED by some poll nazi like Dr Lou to vote one. Then i'd have to go ass, since Tits are really just 100000 year sex selected mutation to LOOK like asses. Since I'm a historian I gotta go with the olde school.

But I'm going to make Shorty vote tits.

Why is it creepy to like a woman's neck? I love a man's neck. Specifically, the area at the base of his skull where his neck starts, because it's so warm there, and you can run your fingers through his hair. That and for some reason the base of the skull seems like an intimate area.

Hmm, feet, you know if I'm going to believe anyone truely isn't either ass or tits I might believe foot fetishists aren't because that's just so f'd up I suspect significant wires must be crossed in there somewhere.

I also know no one would say "feet" due to being too embarrassed to say tits or ass, obviously feet are more embarrassing.

Maybe we can hear from other "feet" people, if they all agree they are neither tits or ass then we can conclude they are a genuine mutant subculture.

I'm not a mutant and I'm not fucked up for my sexual preferences:bugeye:

I'm not a mutant and I'm not fucked up for my sexual preferences:bugeye:

No he's right, foot people are fucking rejects.

But what do you want to do with the feet? Do you want to stick them up another girl's ass? I mean, I just can't make heads or tail of it.

But what do you want to do with the feet? Do you want to stick them up another girl's ass? I mean, I just can't make heads or tail of it.

Whatever

Aw, don't be offended, it's just something I find genuinely curious.
I don't hate feet, I think they can be kind of pretty, but I could never grade them over something like ass, or pretty much any other part of the body, but hey different strokes.

I don't want to dissuade others from confessing their shameful secret of foot-lust, this is all valuable data.

*Sigh*

This could have been an interesting thread. But some here seem unable to actually discuss such subjects without coming off sounding like social rejects.

Shame really.

I'm not into feet but women paint their toes and so I can see how a fetish could come of it.

I don't like hair.

One word - WAX.

*Sigh*

This could have been an interesting thread. But some here seem unable to actually discuss such subjects without coming off sounding like social rejects.

Shame really.
You mean VI? Well I've reported her so hopefully her posts will be removed.

Ass is closely related to a woman figure and I like thin women, so, I chose ass. Also, because I like thin women I don't like big tits - which usually get saggy with age.

Also, I had a chance to be with a woman I met at MSU who had HUGE natural tits. I mean huge. No joke, as big as basketballs. BASKETBALLS. The areola was so stretched out I could see it hardly and too many veins and the nipple was just a nub and hardly much if any sensation. I'd rather a girl had sensitive nipples and a size B or even A cup.

make sense?

I wouldn't want massive breasts either. Too big and it's just creepy and unattractive, but moderate is fine. Maybe a B cup

You mean VI? Well I've reported her so hopefully her posts will be removed.

You reported me?
That's a laugh. I don't think I've ever seen you post something contributory.

umm why does it say I can't vote on this poll? :shrug:

Maybe cuz you're a female?

I dunno....

Maybe cuz you're a female?

I dunno....

Really? I didn't know you could set up the polls like that.

I would have if I could have, but no I don't know why it wouldn't let you. I set it to be closed in 720 days.

Really? I didn't know you could set up the polls like that.

I don't think you can but it's a guess:shrug:

You can't vote in Cesspool'd threads ...

... I think.


Kadark

Ohhh did it just get Cesspooled or something?

Yes. I don't know why but sexual threads always seem to get cesspooled. I dont' really post in the Science sections much anyway but it's just an observation. Apparantly we can't talk about masturbation and sex as mature adults

Wtf? This is bullshit, it would be ok if it didn't affect the poll, but no, this is totally unacceptable.
This was a serious investigation.

Maybe we will see a correlation in personality types, now is not a time to be timid or sheepish or dishonest, this is scientific research, and that is why I am giving no "other" option, tits or ass, which is it?

Well for those who did vote, what have you learned? ;)

BTW: It is bullshit, just because it's Cesspooled shouldn't mean you can't vote anymore.

It's not a big enough sample to learn anything yet. Who is the mod for human science? This is going back, mark my words.

Ass is closely related to a woman figure and I like thin women, so, I chose ass. Also, because I like thin women I don't like big tits - which usually get saggy with age.

Also, I had a chance to be with a woman I met at MSU who had HUGE natural tits. I mean huge. No joke, as big as basketballs. BASKETBALLS. The areola was so stretched out I could see it hardly and too many veins and the nipple was just a nub and hardly much if any sensation. I'd rather a girl had sensitive nipples and a size B or even A cup.

make sense?

Basketballs? Yikes those are huge. Serious back problems I can imagine, even my grandmother's aren't that big and she wears an E cup size. I do not envy women with basketball sized breasts.

Who is the mod for human science? This is going back, mark my words.

BELLS

Bells has just made the single worst decision of her life (next to marrying her husband).

Just kidding, of course. About the husband part, anyway.


Kadark

The thread should have an "other" option

The thread should have an "other" option

It can't because it would interfere with his Scientific Research...:p

No, I explained why it shouldn't have an other option, there's too many queer pc fags in here who will say "other- I like eyes", it's bullshit, it's not true, everyone is either ass or tits. It's a scientific fact.

I'm not. Genuinly.

I know what you're talking about: what part of a woman gives you a boner. I can get a boner off tits or ass but it's VERY VERY difficult.

I'm not. Genuinly.

I know what you're talking about: what part of a woman gives you a boner. I can get a boner off tits or ass but it's VERY VERY difficult.

VERY VERY difficult? :confused: What does it for ya then?

I'm not. Genuinly.

I know what you're talking about: what part of a woman gives you a boner. I can get a boner off tits or ass but it's VERY VERY difficult.

Well son, that explains a lot.

No Freudian or Jungian would have figured that out...that's cutting edge loony. Or you could just admit you are gay...

I'm not gay.

Or you could just admit you are gay...
Actually, that might be it.
Remember norse we got into that thing where you were beginning to think maybe you are because you find all these different guys attractive, and then you also don't understand how homosexuality isn't a choice, like you just choose to like women and worship their fallus-like feet, it all makes sense.

I never said "maybe I'm gay" I said there are certain men which are physically attractive


But I can't actually be turned on by males so I'm not gay.

Maybe he's impotent.

Do you smoke, Norse?


Kadark

Maybe he's impotent.

Do you smoke, Norse?


No I don't and what does "impotent" mean?

I really never understood men with foot fetishes. It must be much less common for women because you never hear a woman say a mans feet are a turn on. I find the whole thing rather creepy.

No I don't and what does "impotent" mean?

Means you can't get it up...

I really never understood men with foot fetishes. It must be much less common for women because you never hear a woman say a mans feet are a turn on. I find the whole thing rather creepy.

It's non existent with women except the extremist feminists.

It's not just feet I mean it's also legs and thighs:shrug:


Do you know what IS creepy? That thing where people find urination attractive, I forgot what it was called.

Means you can't get it up...

I can get it up easy...just not with tits or ass...especially not ass:bugeye:

Do you know what IS creepy? That thing where people find urination attractive, I forgot what it was called.

Golden Showers I believe is the term. I agree it is really perverse and disgusting.

I can get it up easy...just not with tits or ass...especially not ass:bugeye:

I think you might actually be in a social minority.

Apart from this being a rather awkward conversation, at least nobody is throwing insults around yet.


I don't understand what is so attractive about ass.

It's non existent with women except the extremist feminists.

It's not just feet I mean it's also legs and thighs:shrug:


Do you know what IS creepy? That thing where people find urination attractive, I forgot what it was called.

extremist feminists have foot fetishes because they are probably lesbian. I hate all feet personally, but women's feet are much more appealing than men's, on my gross-o-meter.

Meh. It isn't that disgusting...

I hate all feet personally, but women's feet are much more appealing than men's, on my gross-o-meter.

I am with you there, I don't care for feet. I walk around barefoot all the time. I paint my toenails but the bottom of them are like sandpaper lol. My boyfriend always laughs that they are like leather on the bottom.

Basically at a glance, if you see a nice round ass on a woman, it means "She's a go'er".

Basically at a glance, if you see a nice round ass on a woman, it means "She's a go'er".

go'er? what the hell does that mean?

I can get it up easy...just not with tits or ass...especially not ass
You know what, I think you're an assman, I think you have a learned aversion to admitting you love ass, it might even be inhibitting you from admitting it to yourself. You seem to be strongly opposed to letting anyone think you like ass, so you vote tits, but you're obviously not really into tits, and now you're saying you like feet, legs... thighs... come on, thighs are just tame kosher ass.
I don't know, it's somehow come to be disgracefull in your head to admit to loving ass, perhaps even to the point where the shame stops you from getting it up, but I think the base animal you are deep down is an ass man, he's just been vehemently supressed, and this has diverted your sexual urges in peculiar and unnatural directions, like the feet.

It means she doesn't play games, she likes sex and doesn't need extra "incentives" all her life.

You know what, I think you're an assman, I think you have a learned aversion to admitting you love ass, it might even be inhibitting you from admitting it to yourself. You seem to be strongly opposed to letting anyone think you like ass, so you vote tits, but you're obviously not really into tits, and now you're saying you like feet, legs... thighs... come on, thighs are just tame kosher ass.
I don't know, it's somehow come to be disgracefull in your head to admit to loving ass, perhaps even to the point where the shame stops you from getting it up, but I think the base animal you are deep down is an ass man, he's just been vehemently supressed.

But I sincerely DON'T like ass....

That's really a tough choice! Tits and Ass are both great. But, given that I prefer the magazine Tail Ends to Jugs, I'll go with ass.

But I sincerely DON'T like ass....
I believe you, but at this stage I'm still suspecting you're an ass man deep down, I believe that you don't realise it.
I really need more data to strengthen my theories, hopefully bells will look at my pm soon and fix her mistake.

I'm not an ass man....I don't find ass attractive. Remember that is where you take a shit from...


I much prefer breasts if I had to choose between the two

I much prefer breasts if I had to choose between the two
It shouldn't feel like a chore.

Seems you have shit issues, this could further explain your aversion to admitting you're an assman.

It shouldn't feel like a chore.


You forget that I originally wouldn't have chosen either of them, I'd be "other", but you ARE forcing me to choose so it is a chore

I'm not an ass man....I don't find ass attractive. Remember that is where you take a shit from...


I much prefer breasts if I had to choose between the two

You realize that the more "bun cleavage", then less chance of accidentally getting shit on your hands? Even during an absolutely knockdown crazy fuckfest.

I was a tits man when I was real young, but when I got older and matured more I got to like the ass. I'm pretty sure that the ass is a better quality indicator. Usually I notice that girls with a nice ass have nice tits and face to boot. Much less is it the other way(s) around.

You realize that the more "bun cleavage", then less chance of accidentally getting shit on your hands? Even during an absolutely knockdown crazy fuckfest.

Wha??:eek:

Wha??:eek:

Yea sure. Most women are clean anyway, but if the actual asshole is nicely tucked away(in a nice well developed set of butt cheeks), I would think someone with a crazy shit-phobia would be happier about that.

You forget that I originally wouldn't have chosen either of them, I'd be "other", but you ARE forcing me to choose so it is a chore
Yeah that's what I'm saying, if you were really a tit man you wouldn't struggle to say tit, it's why I'm sure you're an assman.
Tit men aren't going to have any qualms about coming out and saying it, well unless they are sissies trying to be overly respectfull to women, but that's not you, you would say tit if it was tit, ass has some negative connotations to you, so you have a motive to not admit ass.
All signs point to ass at this stage I'm afraid.

What you need to understand is you are DEFINATELY one or the other, "feet" is an invalid answer and merely a symptom of some troubling personal issues you must have.

You realize that the more "bun cleavage", then less chance of accidentally getting shit on your hands? Even during an absolutely knockdown crazy fuckfest.

Also harder to clean. You'd need a high quality tooth pic for that.

I'm not an assman, I find it much easier to choose tit over ass

Yeah look, your case is closed, your opinion doesn't matter so much, I'm studying the human animal. You are a troubled ass man, there is little doubt.

The only other possible explanation is you are a cock man, I don't want to entertain that, do you?

I'm not an assman....I don't find ass attractive in the least

I'm not an assman....I don't find ass attractive in the least

Why do broken records like this, get so much response on this forum?

Cock fiend it is then, you had to rock the boat didn't you?

ass,definately.
i will follow a good ass to the end of the world.the awesome thing here is that japanese guys hate a good ass,both of my ex girlfriends that had asses to die for had a massive complex about it cause all the japs had told them they were too big.

im a big fan of tits once they are out in the open but there is too much deceit possible.

I just asked my buddy which and he said he likes tits.

Tits are nice. But when I am checking out a female, I always make sure that the ass is all there. Then when I am looking at her ass, all I can think about is pounding that (assuming she's not a porker).

Tits complete the package.

Yes, ass is the most important :) I mean, tits make good ornaments, but, when it comes down to the business end of things - that's all ass :D

Great thread. About time sci does some real science.


Why is it creepy to like a woman's neck? I love a man's neck. Specifically, the area at the base of his skull where his neck starts, because it's so warm there, and you can run your fingers through his hair. That and for some reason the base of the skull seems like an intimate area.

For a chick, sure. But it would be weird and wrong (biologically) for a guy to like shit like that.


The point of the poll is to separate our ass men from our tit men and then see if we can detect similarities shared by the tit men and similarities shared by the ass men, or any consistent differences between ass and tit men.
I don't want to hear about any pc "I like legs" shit, that doesn't assist the study at all, well it wouldn't if it wasn't so transparently ass.

I'm not sure what I am. I used to think I was into tits, but now I find myself checking out asses first, sort of as a gauge for fucking. My gf is definitely an ass girl, not that she's lacking breasts. I'm tentatively an assman.


I'm not. Genuinly.

I know what you're talking about: what part of a woman gives you a boner. I can get a boner off tits or ass but it's VERY VERY difficult.

That's well and truly fucked up.


I can get it up easy...just not with tits or ass...especially not ass:bugeye:

Seriously. That's almost homosexual.


Golden Showers I believe is the term. I agree it is really perverse and disgusting.

I peed on a dude once.


Tits are nice. But when I am checking out a female, I always make sure that the ass is all there. Then when I am looking at her ass, all I can think about is pounding that (assuming she's not a porker).

Tits complete the package.

You know, I find myself wanting to have sex with girls with very nice asses, but always willing to settle for girls with big tits. Like, if all she has going for her is a really nice rack, I'd do it. I wouldn't enjoy it on the same visceral, sexual level that one enjoys a great ass, but I'll go for it because I like to stick my face in a huge pair of tits.

Ass, more fun to hold.

Ok.

The powers that be have kindly allowed this thread to come back to Human Science. So I would greatly appreciate it if everyone kept to the topic at hand and not divulge into lurid details. While yes, it might be interesting to note who is attracted to toes, it is off-topic, if not amusing.

Also, this is not a discussion about the sexuality of the obscenely homophobic members. If you wish to discuss that, please do so in another thread. I know it's fun to poke sticks at those who are so anti-homosexual, but that is not the topic of this thread.

And lets keep the insults to a minimum.

Thank ye kindly.:)

Ass is winning hands down - 9 to 4.


I asked my friend this way, to really get at the meat of it. Suppose you had to choose between a woman that is A-cup but a great apple-ass OR the prefectly perky melons but a pan-ass.

So, with this he said he had to go with the melons. Now, THAT'S a tit man. Me, I would still go Ass.

Ass is winning hands down - 9 to 4.


I asked my friend this way, to really get at the meat of it. Suppose you had to choose between a woman that is A-cup but a great apple-ass OR the prefectly perky melons but a pan-ass.

So, with this he said he had to go with the melons. Now, THAT'S a tit man. Me, I would still go Ass.

Yeah that is a good litmus test.

Ew at the thought of a pan-ass, lol

I'd go for the ass.

I've always been a bit freaked by someone saying they're a breast man, leg man or ass man. All those together aren't 1% as important as the 1 crucial part.

What a weird thread! So, what kind of conclusion one can take from the poll?
That T-men are liberal and A-men are conservative? Doh.

Tits are nothing special. Especially if they're too big.

What a weird thread! So, what kind of conclusion one can take from the poll?
That T-men are liberal and A-men are conservative? Doh.
I'd like a few more votes before I conclude anything too concrete, but yeah I think there might be a few little trends forming.
What's frustrating is there's a certain type of person that will never vote on this poll, like jamesR would never admit he's interested in anything other than moral compass in a woman, maybe that's why we're short on tit freaks in the poll? Maybe fans of the tit are more inclined to find T or A polls inappropriate?

I just wish everyone could be forced to answer the poll, and honestly.

I voted Ass but seriously It's arse ( Dr. Lou of all people should know this.)
Tit men are missing the big picture.

The litmus test is fantastic and very poignant for me.
When I was young, my mate's sister started to get this beautifully shaped arse. It was a sight to behold and I kept waiting for her tits to catch up but alas, they never did. She was an ironing board but very, very pretty and with that arse, what a body. A friend of hers had an awesome pair of tits but didn't quite have the shapely arse going on.
So, yeah, I would take the arse every time, sink my teeth in and smack it lovingly and grind it for all I was worth.. ( not with my mate's sister, but generally speaking).

Cute feet are wonderful, what's not to get about cute feet?

Well I'm going to vote twice.

I like both. My woman's got both. So I'm voting both.

But I'm going to make Shorty vote tits.

I see the poll is open again, WOW lou you convinced her ;)
So as a favor here, I am going to vote.

Yeah look, your case is closed, your opinion doesn't matter so much, I'm studying the human animal. You are a troubled ass man, there is little doubt.

The only other possible explanation is you are a cock man, I don't want to entertain that, do you?

OMG LMAO!! This thread is hilarious!!

I see all the pigs have come out of the woodwork too. Now what if the girl had a nice butt or boobs but had a face like a truck hit her?

OMG LMAO!! This thread is hilarious!!

Careful, Bells has a hair trigger and an itchy finger.

I like the fantasy of her luscious curvy backside though!
MMMmmm! all smooth and ebony.

Assman, here.
Having never been with a woman with a super sweet set of sisters, it's hard for me to say what mental effects it may leave on me.

Also, when you're exclusive for as long as I have been, your focus jumps around a bit. Generally it's about her pleasure. As fun as breasts are to enjoy, they don't generate the reaction I'm looking for.
In closing, Boobland is a great place to visit, but not the ideal location to set up shop.

I see the poll is open again, WOW lou you convinced her ;)


You can all thank James who granted my request to move it back.:)

This thread is interesting in and of itself, if not amusing.

O.K, arsemen, where do you draw the line?
Let's take the Williams sisters for example ( apparently sisters rule just at the moment).
If Serena was backing up to you at forty all, would the next point be juice ( yes, yes, you dumb fuckers, that's juice not deuce) or would Venus, legs akimbo, smirking devilishly over her shoulder at you whilst you attempted to get you scrawny short self balanced on the sofa be more appealing?
I mean, you know. JLo has a big arse ( I don't think so).
Vida Guerra..too big a booty ( not for me!)
Where's your parameters?

p.s...and noting that as one gets a little longer in the tooth, the booty can get a little more rotund and proof of the pudding is in the eating.

I really never understood men with foot fetishes. It must be much less common for women because you never hear a woman say a mans feet are a turn on. I find the whole thing rather creepy.

Are you kidding? Some men have sexy feet...and toes...ummmm.....:p

Now what if the girl had a nice butt or boobs but had a face like a truck hit her?

Shorty, I don't think you want to turn this group loose on a question like that. This is a time for pure focus.

Go S.A.M!

And The whole arse V.tits thing does not pay sufficient homage to a silky pair of ankles, a delicate wrist, a neck to devour, a belly to lose sleep over. Sorry guys but the single minded approach to female appeal is fucking appalling and woeful.

Go S.A.M!

And The whole arse V.tits thing does not pay sufficient homage to a silky pair of ankles, a delicate wrist, a neck to devour, a belly to lose sleep over. Sorry guys but the single minded approach to female appeal is fucking appalling and woeful.

I always look at the hands and feet first. After the eyes, of course. But I like a nice arse on a man, not so gung ho on the tits though. Manboobs somehow just don't do it for me :cool:

Yeah SAM but I bet you appreciate women's tits, they're universally loved in my experience. Women admire them, hell, homosexual men like the look of them.

And Women love a nice male arse, well the horny ones anyway.
Give me a girl with arse appreciation and I'll show you a sexual being.

Yeah SAM but I bet you appreciate women's tits, they're universally loved in my experience. Women admire them, hell, homosexual men like the look of them.

Appreciate them? Hmm I guess the same way I would appreciate a nice pair of gams. :shrug:

C'mon SAM, shuck 'em down, look in the mirror...Gorgeous!, you have to agree.

Shorty, I don't think you want to turn this group loose on a question like that. This is a time for pure focus.

True what was I thinking lol :p

C'mon SAM, shuck 'em down, look in the mirror...Gorgeous!, you have to agree.

Maybe 15 years ago. :bawl:

And Women love a nice male arse, well the horny ones anyway.
Give me a girl with arse appreciation and I'll show you a sexual being.

A nice round butt, but muscular when flexed!! :eek: I must settle down, I am getting worked up LMAO

A nice round butt, but muscular when flexed!! :eek: I must settle down, I am getting worked up LMAO

Case in point.
Well done Shorty!

Here is another point. All the men who are nuts over tits, what if heaven forbid she got breast cancer and had to have them removed. I have never heard of anyone loosing butt cheeks. While on that subject did you know butt implants are very popular these days. I always thought since you are sitting on the implants all the time wouldn't they shift :shrug:

As for the feet issue, I don't care for feet. The whole idea of sucking toes and such makes me want to...:puke:

Here is another point. All the men who are nuts over tits, what if heaven forbid she got breast cancer and had to have them removed. I have never heard of anyone loosing butt cheeks.



One of the reasons not to believe in a benevolent God.

Growing older and dealing with things like mastectomies...Yeah life sucks.

O.K, arsemen, where do you draw the line?
Let's take the Williams sisters for example .

I think Serena has more muscle in her ass than my whole body. Ya,know. As in: one wrong move and you're knocked out cold.

I think Serena has more muscle in her ass than my whole body. Ya,know. As in: one wrong move and you're knocked out cold.

Yeah! but it's a risk I'm prepared to take( you know, for the team an' shit)

If she were suddenly to walk away, would your manhood remain intact?

(Figuratively speaking, of course.);)

caucasian girls grow decent butts now
they also have the best tits

negroid ones have too much muscle

i pity mongoloid females
they have nothing
obviously not wishing hard enough
either that or the menfolk know nothing about directed evolution aka consign the flatties to spinsterhood

I guess I buck the trend. I've never been worried about tits or ass, but cooking ability and a strong back. I'm just too lazy to do all the heavy lifting and cooking. I can always close my eyes and imagine.

Also, when you're exclusive for as long as I have been, your focus jumps around a bit. Generally it's about her pleasure. As fun as breasts are to enjoy, they don't generate the reaction I'm looking for.


Breasts don't generate reaction? Though it really doesn't matter if they are big or small, most women like to have the fun bags get a good work over. I would say MORE reaction than just some carnal grabassing. You need to work the boobs more brotha...

I guess I buck the trend. I've never been worried about tits or ass, but cooking ability and a strong back. I'm just too lazy to do all the heavy lifting and cooking. I can always close my eyes and imagine.

Best response! :bravo::thumbsup:

Why say "tits" instead of breasts?

Anyway a woman's chest is attractive IMO including her breasts

If she were suddenly to walk away, would your manhood remain intact?

(Figuratively speaking, of course.);)

Bwahahahah!
Gives a whole new meaning to ' snapping one off '.
Of course, you could just follow along like a lost puppy.

Serena smiles coyly over her ample shoulder and says " guess what, sunshine, you're coming with me!"

Lets start a new poll: Face or Body? I know some guys who are really into looks, while others more into the body. To me, it seems, the less experence guys go for the looks first, body second, whereas I often say "She had a head?" :D

caucasian girls grow decent butts now
they also have the best tits

negroid ones have too much muscle

i pity mongoloid females
they have nothing
obviously not wishing hard enough
either that or the menfolk know nothing about directed evolution aka consign the flatties to spinsterhood

I don't get it what's so bad about muscle? Too much fat and your butt just sags. I'm not a man, but I imagine a saggy butt isn't all that sexy.

That's a good point. Doesn't matter for the vote though.

I prefer a butt with a medium consistency. When you smack it, you don't break your hand, yet it doesn't like ripple like it's filled with cream pie.

That's a good point. Doesn't matter for the vote though.

I prefer a butt with a medium consistency. When you smack it, you don't break your hand, yet it doesn't like ripple like it's filled with cream pie.

Lol. I get it now. :D

Lets start a new poll: Face or Body? I know some guys who are really into looks, while others more into the body. To me, it seems, the less experence guys go for the looks first, body second, whereas I often say "She had a head?" :D

While others say oh well I could just shove her face in a pillow? :bugeye:
Yeah yeah men are pigs....OINK OINK!! :p

This sounds cheesy but personality is almost as important as looks IMO

This sounds cheesy but personality is almost as important as looks IMO

I would say it's pretty important, unless you don't mind being with a snobby, prissy bitch just because she is really pretty.

I would say it's pretty important, unless you don't mind being with a snobby, prissy bitch just because she is really pretty.

Actually that would be a great woman as long as she's intelligent

Actually that would be a great woman as long as she's intelligent

huh? So you don't care if she is a real bitch as long as she is intelligent and pretty?

huh? So you don't care if she is a real bitch as long as she is intelligent and pretty?

No I mean, I'd prefer a bossy woman than a sumbissive woman

In bed at least:p

No I mean, I'd prefer a bossy woman than a sumbissive woman

In bed at least:p


Norse you surprise me :eek: LOL

And out of bed do you still want a bitch bossing you around? If you do
I know plenty of them in my neighborhood . :p

Norse you surprise me :eek: LOL Why?:shrug:


And out of bed do you still want a bitch bossing you around? If you do
I know plenty of them in my neighborhood .

No. I love power so no, but in bed I think it's sexy for the woman to be the dominant one.

No. I love power so no, but in bed I think it's sexy for the woman to be the dominant one.

Ahhhh so you want to be :spank: and have some floozie telling you, that you are baadddddd boy LMAO.

Well when you say it like that it sounds weird:o

Well when you say it like that it sounds weird:o

Maybe you can write her a script... :p

Maybe you can write her a script...

Haha no it has to be genuine femdom


I think I'm unique in that attraction on this board

I think you're unique in many ways on this board.

:cool:


Kadark

Are you referring to my powerful will, strong spirit, and wisdom?

Thanks!:D

Haha no it has to be genuine femdom


I think I'm unique in that attraction on this board

I don't think so. A lot of men like a woman to control things in the bedroom and talk all nasty and stuff. I can't quite make it sexy though because I would burst out laughing....:p

I don't think so. A lot of men like a woman to control things in the bedroom and talk all nasty and stuff. I can't quite make it sexy though because I would burst out laughing....

Maybe your husband would like it...:shrug:

Maybe your husband would like it...:shrug:

What the laughing? :p

Husband? bite your tongue...

What the laughing? Just be imposing and powerful...what's so hard about that?


? bite your tongue...
Not married?

While others say oh well I could just shove her face in a pillow? :bugeye:
Yeah yeah men are pigs....OINK OINK!! :pEAT THE PILLOW!!!!

Come on, many women look at Brad Pitt and drool and I'm sure they'd do so even if they only saw his body :)

Just be imposing and powerful...what's so hard about that?


Not married?

I am most of the time, thats why he calls me a hard ass!

No, I am living in sin.

Oh, I knew you were a mother so I assumed you were also married


Yes and as I said it's much sexier for the female to be in control

EAT THE PILLOW!!!!

Come on, many women look at Brad Pitt and drool and I'm sure they'd do so even if they only saw his body :)

Where is the up yours smilie when you need it :D

I don't know about many women but the face is REALLY important to me. If he has a great body but a face like a Pit Bull, that would totally turn me off.

Oh, I knew you were a mother so I assumed you were also married




I used to be for almost 10 yrs.

I can't wait to see what DR LOU makes of this new information for his RESEARCH. :D

While others say oh well I could just shove her face in a pillow? :bugeye:
Yeah yeah men are pigs....OINK OINK!! :p


cover the face and fire the base

I would say it's pretty important, unless you don't mind being with a snobby, prissy bitch just because she is really pretty.
Personality is extremely important, but I like prissy and snobby personality types, it lets me know they're better than everyone else.
What I hate are rough lower class bitches, chicks into "cars" and "tradesmen", fuck that shit. I like girls that look down their nose at most of society ... whoa, I'm seriously getting turned on just thinking about it.
The terms prissy and snobby well up nothing but positive responses from my loin region.

Yes and as I said it's much sexier for the female to be in control
Interesting.
Are you into women trampling on you with their sexy feet by any chance? Maybe swearing at you and telling you you're worthless while they do it?

Personality is extremely important, but I like prissy and snobby personality types, it lets me know they're better than everyone else.
What I hate are rough lower class bitches, chicks into "cars" and "tradesmen", fuck that shit. I like girls that look down their nose at most of society ... whoa, I'm seriously getting turned on just thinking about it.
The terms prissy and snobby well up nothing but positive responses from my loin region.


classic!

I don't think so. A lot of men like a woman to control things in the bedroom and talk all nasty and stuff. I can't quite make it sexy though because I would burst out laughing....:p

there is nothing worse than someone doing dirty talk wrong.
i almost threw one girl out because it was so annoying but then,well...you know.

Mod Note

Settle down people. At least have some form of decorum. Hard for many of you, but at least try. This thread was moved back here on the premise that it would stay on topic. It is veering off topic somewhat. Spare us the details of what you think others want or like in bed. If you can't do that, then I will send it back to Cesspool.

This thread is about whether the men (and women) on this forum prefer breasts or backsides. Not about who wants to be domineered in the bedroom.

I prefer a nice broad chest on a man. My husband prefers a nice butt on a woman. I come from a long line of women with a JLo butt.
My 10 yr old walks across the room in shorts and I say "wow honey, look at the junk in that trunk" Pisses him off to no end. :D

This thread is about whether the men (and women) on this forum prefer breasts or backsides. Not about who wants to be domineered in the bedroom.
Well it's more scientific than that, it's about detecting correlations between a preference for ass/tit and personality types, whether people like to be domineered in the bedroom is actually valuable on topic research. Especially coming from norsefire who adamantly claims not to be a tit or ass man, does he deep down not feel worthy of tit or ass? Instead likes feet and likes to be stood on by feet?
We're slowly but surely chipping away at the limestone of humankind here, if it was just about tits and ass then I'd say this thread should be in the cesspool, but it's much more than that.

I like all parts of a lady, just some more than others. I certainly prefer legs, for instance, over ass

Yeah but do you like being stood on, is the question...

Not really

I prefer a nice broad chest on a man. My husband prefers a nice butt on a woman. I come from a long line of women with a JLo butt.
My 10 yr old walks across the room in shorts and I say "wow honey, look at the junk in that trunk" Pisses him off to no end. :D

I'd probably stop that. I guess you forgot about how self conscious he might become in 2ish years, and if you continue with that he's gonna obsess over it, especially if it's true. But funny nonetheless :D

My boyfriend said he prefers a woman's butt over her boobs. He said a woman's butt and thighs hold more enticing secrets than her breasts do because nipples are really secrets.? I have no idea what that is supposed to mean, though. :shrug: This is coming from a soldier who is a wannabe ninja. Not sure if it's viable research material or not.

My boyfriend said he prefers a woman's butt over her boobs. He said a woman's butt and thighs hold more enticing secrets than her breasts do because nipples are really secrets.? I have no idea what that is supposed to mean, though. :shrug: This is coming from a soldier who is a wannabe ninja. Not sure if it's viable research material or not.

Lol, your boyfriend sounds so cool :D. Wannabe ninjas are always the best

Ninjas FTW
Pirates can Kiss my ASS!

but I'm kindof both an ass and a tit guy, but more of a tits guy, although I voted for ass (had problems with logging in :shrug:)

I like a nice little ass, and medium-small to medium-large boobs. none of this...
http://www.funnychest.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/bra-size03.jpg

Uh, I like their eyes.

Lol, your boyfriend sounds so cool :D. Wannabe ninjas are always the best

Yes well out of all the guys I've slept with wannabe ninjas are the best :D. Until they start sneaking around places and trying to jump from tree to tree and throwing things, but once you get past that...

Wow, that's an overwhelmingly pro-ass response. Almost 3 to 1.

Its because butts are forbidden territory. How many women do you know that admit they have anal sex? Forbidden areas of a woman are more attractive.

I'd probably stop that. I guess you forgot about how self conscious he might become in 2ish years, and if you continue with that he's gonna obsess over it, especially if it's true. But funny nonetheless :D

you dork. I was talking about my daughter and my husband's reaction to what I say.

Its because butts are forbidden territory. How many women do you know that admit they have anal sex? Forbidden areas of a woman are more attractive.

I don't find an anus very attractive.

You like dick in all your cheeks?
What's fifth base like for the catcher?

Nice, moderate sized tits, with a well curved and accentuated ass, all highlighted with a slim waist and long legs...

Grrrrrr....mmmmm

Its because butts are forbidden territory. How many women do you know that admit they have anal sex? Forbidden areas of a woman are more attractive.


I don't find an anus very attractive.

Yeah, Orley! WTF?

That's not what's being discussed here at all (cept, maybe by lou)! Think :the entire region,upper legs, butt, honeypot, lower back....try and be a lady for a change.:D

I think the best part of a person is nice teeth. No matter how nice looking you are, bad/missing teeth is a turn off every time.

I think the best part of a person is nice teeth. No matter how nice looking you are, bad/missing teeth is a turn off every time.
Agreed. And smooth skin. Soft, blemish-free skin.

maybe on a woman, but on a man....too gay

maybe on a woman, but on a man....too gay
Well, I am a man afterall...

I know the good guys will say their favourite part of a woman is her smile or her eyes or whatever. . . .No, I really am an eyes man. Sure, even at this age my endocrine system is still functioning within normal parameters and a good figure will always catch my eye. But you can tell a lot more about a woman by looking into her eyes--regardless of what it is you want to know!

And ya know what the cool thing about this is? Virtually all women have beautiful eyes!

The down side is that, at least in America, most women don't mind you staring at their boobs or their booty as long as you don't overdo it. But if you stare at their eyes some of them get really uncomfortable. Of course some don't and will stare right back.

One of my friends have violet eyes. They are the most beautiful things ever.

Edit: She's a girl :p

No, I really am an eyes man...
Look, I'm not even saying some guys don't truely judge eyes first, truth is I definately look at the face first and consider it most important, but when it comes to lust, the hindquarters of a female fire me up the most. A lot of the girls I've liked had very humble asses indeed, I tend to fall for nice girls who don't have a lot of meat on them at all (just by coincidence I suppose, in theory I am a fan of meaty bitches), but I'm still a fan of their boring ass, after becoming a fan of them, due to their face and personality.
Saying you're an eye man is just missing the point.
Which lumps make you wanna grit your teeth and squeeze 'em? If the answer to that is eyes you're not some super gentlemen, you're actually a perverted freak and possibly a murderer, so choose wisely.

Which lumps make you wanna grit your teeth and squeeze 'em? If the answer to that is eyes you're not some super gentlemen, you're actually a perverted freak and possibly a murderer, so choose wisely.

That made me lol. :D

Iceskaters, now there's some seriously tasty arses right there.
The diving chickies, they are canned meat.
The black sprinters..yumm! but how about that Cuban volleyball team!?..gimme the stepladder and cut me loose.


Science, Bells,..pure science!

...... humble asses ....,

/eek

another classic!


That made me lol. :D

ja
that faggot is on a roll

Wow, that's an overwhelmingly pro-ass response. Almost 3 to 1.


it was'nt always like this
i think

i find it positively disturbing that women check out men's butts

/vomit

i find it positively disturbing that women check out men's butts

/vomit

Always, whats a man without a fine arse?

/hubba hubba

Isnt it ironic?...or did someone play a joke on us?

i think mannequins are also getting bigger asses

please
are my white sisters getting bigger butts?
i think so

i think mannequins are also getting bigger asses

I'm going to ask for a source on that one.

dont have none
just vague impressions

I'm going to ask for a source on that one.

perhaps i spoke too soon

NEW YORK - J.Lo and Beyonce can take another bow. The booty-shaking stars have shaped the newest generation of mannequins, with hundreds of well-rounded plastic backsides appearing in shop windows across New York.

Bootylicious figures clad in tight low-rise jeans have spilled from the city's street fashion stores into more established labels.

"It's absolutely the trend," said Dwight Critchfield, creative director for mannequin firm Goldsmith. "These mannequins look great, and there is a real sex appeal about them."

Big-bottomed mannequins shake their booty (http://www.natashatynes.org/newswire/2004/11/bigbottomed_man.html)

i find it positively disturbing that women check out men's butts
I agree, I don't see what the male arse has to do with the discussion, it's a truely revolting organ, and the bain of every porn viewer's existence.
It really shares no similarities with the female ass and I'm offended by suggestions that it does, might as well bring up the scrotum.

I could never be with a fiend for male ass, I'd think she was sick in the head, the kind of chick that would go to male strip clubs and get over amorous with the guys *shudder*.
I can imagine SAM getting tossed out of one for biting a meaty guy on the ass, or better yet, stabbing a guy in the ass with her nose and hurting him (causing him to weep in the shower later that night while seriously contemplating a career change).

Females just shouldn't have that primal type of animal lust that lures one to the ass, it's not right.

Oh man, guy butt in porn hurts sooo much

i find it positively disturbing that women check out men's butts
I've been complemented on having a nice arse many a time.

I wonder what they would think if I took my kegs down and showed them the hairy beast.

Its because butts are forbidden territory. How many women do you know that admit they have anal sex? Forbidden areas of a woman are more attractive.


the asshole is just baggage
a necessary evil
most of the time anyway

it is the fleshy curves that fascinates

II wonder what they would think if I took my kegs down and showed them the hairy beast.


funny
however ....look girls! a virgin! get him!

Butt Seriously (http://www.villagevoice.com/2004-08-03/news/butt-seriously/1)

written in 04. sloane crosley thought fad but butts are still the rage and ....bigger than ever

Look, I'm not even saying some guys don't truely judge eyes first, truth is I definately look at the face first and consider it most important, but when it comes to lust, the hindquarters of a female fire me up the most. A lot of the girls I've liked had very humble asses indeed, I tend to fall for nice girls who don't have a lot of meat on them at all (just by coincidence I suppose, in theory I am a fan of meaty bitches), but I'm still a fan of their boring ass, after becoming a fan of them, due to their face and personality.
Saying you're an eye man is just missing the point.
Which lumps make you wanna grit your teeth and squeeze 'em? If the answer to that is eyes you're not some super gentlemen, you're actually a perverted freak and possibly a murderer, so choose wisely.

:roflmao: You really do have a unique way of saying things....lol

I don't find ass attractive

i find it positively disturbing that women check out men's butts

/vomit

I actually like a man's chest second only to a cute face and nice eyes. ;)

Its because butts are forbidden territory. How many women do you know that admit they have anal sex? Forbidden areas of a woman are more attractive.

I think this point is completely out to lunch!! :rolleyes:

A woman's chest is much more attractive

What makes a good guy ass?

What makes a good guy ass?

Round, firm and muscular when flexed.

Women often say "wow, madonna still has a great ass at 64(or however old she is)", so I've always figured madonna's ass must be what a good guy ass looks like. If so, they look like shit.

Nah, try Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon. Now that is an arse. :D†

Never saw Mel's butt but I will have to go with Brad Pitt in TROY. Now that was the perfect mans butt :eek:

I agree, I don't see what the male arse has to do with the discussion, it's a truely revolting organ, and the bain of every porn viewer's existence.
It really shares no similarities with the female ass and I'm offended by suggestions that it does, might as well bring up the scrotum.

I could never be with a fiend for male ass, I'd think she was sick in the head, the kind of chick that would go to male strip clubs and get over amorous with the guys *shudder*.
I can imagine SAM getting tossed out of one for biting a meaty guy on the ass, or better yet, stabbing a guy in the ass with her nose and hurting him (causing him to weep in the shower later that night while seriously contemplating a career change).

Females just shouldn't have that primal type of animal lust that lures one to the ass, it's not right.

Then what are women supposed to be lured to?

corny pickup lines

I don't know, charisma, swagger, general superstar appeal, not "ass". There's something wrong with a woman lured to dude ass, raise the bar.
Do you know how many freaky hillbilly sociopaths have rock hard asses from workin on old pick up trucks and huntin' coons in the hills? Do you wanna get your face between those sweatty inbred cheeks? Ugh... don't answer that...
Any guy has a good enough ass to pump dick into you, it's really indicative of a very low standard to say "nice ass, I should fuck that dude".
Women are supposed to be innately fussy, they should really only want to get with guys that are husband material, because there is that risk they will get pregnant, instinctually it should seem like a great risk because your body and urges can't understand contraception.
Ass just doesn't tell a woman hardly anything about the important stuff she needs to know, it's enough for guys because it doesn't hurt to get our seed out there in a tonne of bouncy assed hoes. They might get pregnant and raise our children into adulthood, or might not, whatever, plenty more jizz where that came from.

I personally don't eff with this kind of wreckless abandon, but realistically it's not that wreckless for a guy, women shouldn't be wreckless at all. I actually get crestfallen and disappointed when girls want to fuck me before I've thoroughly exhibitted all of my qualities, I'll just sadly dick them and leave, go back to searching for that special one who will refuse my advances for months of analysis and testing while I court them. Maybe at the end she can hit my ass with one of those metal pitch finding chime things, and say "ok", but I hope there's more to it than that.

But a man with a nice ass perhaps is more likely to have good genes. And what women doesn't want her baby to be healthy, why a high chance of survival? Sorry to gross you out Lou, when it comes to pure lust for me a man's physical assets are a very important to my arousal. I couldn't care less about how charismatic he is or how famous he is. I'd do the socially recluse Star Trek geek and his anime expo buddies if they were hot.
Sex is sex is sex. It depends on if a women is actually searching for a long term mate or a short term set of good genes. the men who typically make the best mates typically aren't all that appealing in the gene pool. Couldn't I just fool him into thinking that the baby was his and he would raise it regardless?

I actually get crestfallen and disappointed when girls want to fuck me before I've thoroughly exhibitted all of my qualities,

Please elaborate...

corny pickup lines

Oh yeah, let's hear your best ones.;)

As one of the moderators of a discussion board dedicated to science, it always gladdens my heart when I discover which kinds of erudite topics generate the longest threads. We don't get this much action on evolution or global warming. [/shuts down computer and pours another shot of Sambuca]

Erudition! good, I'm sticking to my guns and her buns like araldite.