one on one, battle of the fiddles inside the thunderdome, with joseph stalin as the celebrity guest referee.......

who wins the right to be the TRUE devil of sciforums?

Based on what criteria? Physical? Intellect? Smart-ass mouth? EVerything? How do I weight them?

Fine... The Devil Inside.

http://www.sciforums.com/member.php?u=3766

Easy.......NEXT

yeah, but he doesnt count.

he is red, and i am caucasian. i am fairly certain devilsreject is, as well.

lets not forget that red devil doesnt know how to play a fiddle.

Oh.. don't forget.. if you say Alex's name backwards, you send him back to the 5th dimension. http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/21023/Family_Guy_Kebert_Xela.html

:D

Vote, Fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

post the pic of you with bra on your head as evidence

CHRIST, i wanted to edit this poll...i didnt realize that there werent numbers after his name...
:(

I haven't seen the other guy, but as you are a chess player,
my eyes are on you.

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/BrandonTithead-1.jpg

i am clean shaven now, though.

you look BADASS.
You win, for sure.

Irrelevant post but as a matter of interest,

I have decided that Redarmy is my new essential accessory, every girl should have one! I want to roll him up and put him in my hand bag, but which bag? Green, white or my new black and white stripy that matches my new black and flowery dress, or maybe the fawn? what was that?...........Too many hand bags????? No such thing! The world WOULD be better place if we all had more handbags and of course redarmy accessory to compliment any outfit!

Oh and btw I couldn't go anywhere with dude with bra on his head! You'll be pleased to know devil! :)

MY GOD.
TOR is influencing my vote for The Devil Inside.

MY GOD.
TOR is influencing my vote for The Devil Inside.

look into my eyes............ :eek: look into my eyes............ :eek: look into my eyes............ :eek:

noone can mess with MY instrument!!
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/goldenviolin.jpg

noone can mess with MY instrument!!
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/The_Devil_Inside_666/goldenviolin.jpg

your missus will be very pleased to hear that! I assume she has her bra back?

indeed.
and to answer your query from yesterday: we are waiting now for my documents from america to get all the legal junk out of the way. as soon as that happens, we are hitched. :)

indeed.
and to answer your query from yesterday: we are waiting now for my documents from america to get all the legal junk out of the way. as soon as that happens, we are hitched. :)

excellent, good luck with that! :)

maybe i should play a fiddle song at the wedding party......
*rocks out like bruce dickinson*

RUN...TO THE HILLS!!
RUN...FOR YOUR LIIIIIIFE!!

This is quite unfair.

I have decided that Redarmy is my new essential accessory, every girl should have one!
And as soon as I have perfected my human cloning technique, every girl will.


I want to roll him up and put him in my hand bag, but which bag? Green, white or my new black and white stripy that matches my new black and flowery dress, or maybe the fawn?
Well, I'd say the black and white stripy - anything to do with zebras is good with me. But it doesn't matter really - I'll still be trying on your make-up in there and playing with your toys.


The world WOULD be better place if we all had more handbags and of course redarmy accessory to compliment any outfit!
My new range is out in the autumn. As usual, it will be reassuringly expensive. Enquiries to the usual address.

This is quite unfair.

whats unfair, you jeopardy! loving motherfucker?

It is unfair. So far it's a big no-show from thedevilsreject11.

it is because he is afraid of my pointy tail.

whats unfair, you jeopardy! loving motherfucker?

No, the other devil is nowhere to defend himself.

Besides, Kebert Xela needs to be sent back to the 5th dimension.

I'll still be trying on your make-up in there and playing with your toys.
.

:bugeye: what do you know about my er toys? :o
hmmmmmmm don't usually keep them in my hand bag........ahhhhhhh a bluff! Designed to illicit a confession. I deny everything! :mad:

:bugeye: what do you know about my er toys? :o
hmmmmmmm don't usually keep them in my hand bag........ahhhhhhh a bluff! Designed to illicit a confession. I deny everything! :mad:
watch out....you might end up with me wearing them on the top of my head.

No, the other devil is nowhere to defend himself.
its fear. i am a mighty fiddle player.


Besides, Kebert Xela needs to be sent back to the 5th dimension.
that is an illuminati conspiracy, and you know it.

that is an illuminati conspiracy, and you know it.

Did you check out that link? Apparently Family Guy knows the truth!

Did you check out that link? Apparently Family Guy knows the truth!
these guys (www.bibleufo.com) know the really REAL truth...

watch out....you might end up with me wearing them on the top of my head.

how would it balance...wouyld have to be a strap on, I don't have one of those.. or any other thing............I deny everything!

also would tha5t make you a dick ....hea.............I can't say it, I'm a lady! lol

but you get the visual :D

i have a hole in the top of my bald head that i usually use as a shotglass holder.

i have a hole in the top of my bald head that i usually use as a shotglass holder.

blimey so you could be quite the double act eh?

we have a saying in the Uk..."while you're down there......." :p

oh god.
unfortunately, im reserved for 2 people: my lady, and tom jones.

I think we all know who won this battle.



http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/8887/trebek6ft.jpg


BITCH-SMACKED

Speaking of dildos...

My little brother and I were partying over at this woman's house and he found her dildo in her bedroom. He surreptitiously placed the dildo in the woman's nativity scene (it just so happened to be around Christmas.)

It was priceless when she finally noticed it there next to the wise men.

I own a dildo.

Lets hope you have lots of KY then, eh?

I don't entirely understand dildos. If you're into phallic objects, why not go for the real flesh?


It was priceless when she finally noticed it there next to the wise men.
How'd she react? :D

jeez im only 16, im hardly going to win am i

Gawsh, you guys, I have no idea who to vote for.

i went for alex trebeck with a steel chair

I dunno... Are my rights safe with Trebek?

Look at the picture. Of course!

`
Gotta go with Trebeck-of-the-Steel-Chair.

Everybody knows the Devil is "second fiddle" to that kid Johnny from the Charlie Daniels song...

`

ah, but johnny is not part of this debate.

who would be a better performer of the contestants listed?

I'd have to hear you both play before I could decide.

my golden fiddle says it all.

`
Hey !!!

Johnny won that fair & square.

Indian giver...

hmmm...

That reminds me of another song - and another "cult of personality" in the making.

hint: INXS

heh...

Ah, hell - it won't fit.

Serves you right - you are the devil.

Hail Trebe-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-k !!!

;)

he needs cards to have the answers.

i know them before the questions are asked.

hell has a VERY good intelligence apparatus. we put santa claus to shame.

So no one likes thedevilsreject? Hell, he didn't even vote for himself.

I still have the go with Kebert Xela :)

chode.

Frotter.

Underwear breath.

... Wait...

i peed my pants.

That settles it for me then. Alex Trebek with a steel chair it is.

i have to go with the devil inside.
i know this guy in person, so i have my reasons :D

1. he owns a black cat. everybody knows that only evil ppl have black cats. witches have black cats, and they are like the devils inside bitches, he is theyr master. he lets his cat out every night to cross streets, so that ppl crash theyr cars around the corners and sh*t. Ghent is never going to be the same ...

2. he wanted to get married 6th june this year, no kiddin' and no comment needed i think :bugeye:

3. to stay on the subject, his lady is like a commie, from the real CCCP. slavic ppl are evil, they have to be, hollywood said so.

4. he is the only insomniac nacroleptic that i know. i dont know a lot of that stuff, but that isnt right. conclusion: he has to be the real devil

5.he would suck tom jones' his dick in a flash of second without thinking about it. well, most ppl dont know this, but tom has his sweet thing just from the devil, when he was a little boy he was no better than william hung ... then he met the devil inside ... and they fell in love .... the rest of the pieces just fell in the right place

6. the fact that this is my 6th reason just has to be because im in his power
:eek:

5.he would suck tom jones' his dick in a flash of second without thinking about it.
Since when has 's his been the grammatically proper way of communicating ownership? :confused:

Since when has 's his been the grammatically proper way of communicating ownership? :confused:

Grammar Nazi

If you aren't bothered by such unusually wrong usage, you have problems.

There's being subject to the scrutiny of a Grammar Nazi, and then there's just plain fucking up major time.

If you aren't bothered by such unusually wrong usage, you have problems.

Actually I did have a problem with it. I just thought your comment made it easy for me to make yet another post. :p

It's ok... if I knew grammar I too would be a Grammar Nazi :) You know how I am about nitpicking... I am a Fault Finding Nazi :D

Wot? i vant 2 kno iz;!! who put Ass el Wulf in charge?! of gremmer' a:nd punchewashan??????

What I'd like to know is what samcdkey just said.

She said "What? I want to know who put Athelwulf in charge of grammar and punctuation!!!!!!!"

Hehe.

you missed 'iz'

Well I had to choose between leaving the question mark in "Wot?" or dumping it.

Wot? i vant 2 kno iz;!! who put Ass el Wulf in charge?! of gremmer' a:nd punchewashan??????

Fie and Away !
Thou darest impugn the judgement of the Lord !?!
Wouldst He useth aught but proper grammar ~ as befitting the Arbiter of All?!

And thee - adorned with his sigil !

Art thou not fain for the finery of His findings ?!

Methinks thou art the Whore of Babylon, come to end the world in a rain of blood and fire...!!!

or something... :bugeye:

hee hee hee hee hee !
:p

Ye'r.

Sounds like a finely condensed "Da Vinci Code-esque" expression...

What in the name of Ten Million Devils could it possibly mean ?
:bugeye:

Grammar Nazi
Good thing you're on fire already... or doubtless the Lord would smite thee for thy heresy !

;)

Fortunately for you I'm a nutritionist and I can see your extremely malnourished state has made you delusional and probably blind as well.

You need an immediate Ringer's lactate with 5% glucose at 200 cc/hr ( that should take care of him! Ha!)

Don't worry if you feel yourself slipping into a coma; its perfectly normal.

"lactate" ???

Ugh...

I hate milk.

What in the name of Ten Million Devils could it possibly mean ?

Our Lord, Athelwulf, knows.
He knows only too well.



.....
Ha!
Travelling in time to find Our Lord's Ancient Moniker. I came across another holy catch phrase that had passed from my sacriligious mind....

Snausages...
Praise them!

And the moniker.

Âðelwulf.

The true name of Our Lord.

Roughly translated into English:

Sod off
I'm right
I'm still right (but specifically on grammar spelling and punctuation)
You over there with the badge
Don't you like the snazzy clothes? (Misuse of fain -which invalidates line three - fain is an adverb)
I'm not entirely convinced Sam's reliable person.

Snausages...
Oh wow, I totally forgot about them. That there is a present from I Love the 80s. :D


Âðelwulf.

The true name of Our Lord.
I've dumped that spelling. Mostly because I changed the orthography of my conlang, from which it comes.

Now, I consider Äþelwulf to be the technically correct form.

Though, the other form does make me mildly nostalgic.

It's good to know I was unique enough to be remembered here. :p


Roughly translated into English:

Sod off
I'm right
I'm still right (but specifically on grammar spelling and punctuation)
You over there with the badge
Don't you like the snazzy clothes? (Misuse of fain -which invalidates line three - fain is an adverb)
I'm not entirely convinced Sam's reliable person.
That made me lawl. Especially the last line.

wo?!t h;af eie dunn 2 [u]!!??

*What *have *I *done *to *you *?

x!?ha{ct]lee!???

*Exactly *.

(') (')
( "o")
(")_(")

<><

fishy

And Alex wins.

Koala bear surrendering?
Put your paws up and throw down your eucalyptus- we have you surrounded!

Its a bunny with his paws against a window; you guys are useless!

Its a bunny with his paws against a window
They all say that. That's why there are so many koalas on the loose today - gullible police officers that fall for the same old story.
"Eucalyptus? Not me officer, it's a carrot. Yeah it looks a bit green but I've had it in the cupboard a while. Nah, I'm good mate, no worries, see ya" *snigger* "Works a charm Bruce, every time".
Sneaky little sods.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

i AM trebeck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

i AM trebeck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*busts out his air guitar*
WIDDLY WIDDLY WAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Let's see you try that with a fiddle.

*busts out his air guitar*
WIDDLY WIDDLY WAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Lol... when is the last time you posted something serious? Or are you like me... tired of serious discussion (for now anyway) so you just goof off?

I understand :cool: :)

(Misuse of fain -which invalidates line three - fain is an adverb)

huh ??? :bugeye: :bugeye: :bugeye:

Main Entry: 1fain
Pronunciation: 'fAn
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English fagen, fayn, from Old English fægen; akin to Old English gefEon to rejoice, Old High German gifehan, Old Norse feginn happy
1 archaic : HAPPY, PLEASED
2 archaic : INCLINED, DESIROUS
3 a : WILLING

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fain

http://www.answers.com/topic/fain
fain (fān) pronunciation
adv.
1. Happily; gladly: “I would fain improve every opportunity to wonder and worship, as a sunflower welcomes the light” (Henry David Thoreau).
2. Archaic. Preferably; rather.
adj. Archaic.
1. Ready; willing.
2. Pleased; happy.
3. Obliged or required.
[Middle English, from Old English fægen, joyful, glad.]

That's the first one I found and fits with the usage in Shakespeare:

I would fain die a dry death - The Tempest

JULIET
Thou know'st the mask of night is on my face,
Else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek
For that which thou hast heard me speak to-night
Fain would I dwell on form, fain, fain deny
- Romeo and Juliet.

That's the meaning I was taught.

I'm "thinking outside the box"... ;)
:rolleyes:

Get back in your box! Now! Bad dog!
:D

I think in a square with rounded-off corners.

I think in an armchair; why are you guys so backward?

I took the arms off this chair... wouldn't fit under the desk right with 'em on...

Och !
Oy'm an bleedin' Rev-u-loosh'n'ry !!!

Get back in your box! Now! Bad dog!
:D
No way, man !
I'm frizzy & free...!!!
http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/9930/zazzy3bc.jpg

I think, thefore I do not thwim.

Lol... when is the last time you posted something serious? Or are you like me... tired of serious discussion (for now anyway) so you just goof off?

I understand :cool: :)

until the negativity dies down on this forum, i wont be posting too seriously. this was my consolation for not leaving permanently.

however, if you want to see something fairly serious, look in free thoughts...i am currently engaged in defending americans from ignorant foreigners.

Let's see you try that with a fiddle.
i do, first thing every morning. i even have my special "morning" bow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ5JizpA5X4

that is me, rocking my air guitar for my mom.