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Adam
03-28-02, 12:13 AM
I posted the below in another thread, and I just thought it might be interesting for some people to consider the tenets listed. Together, those six ideas I just popped out make a remarkably odd set of sentences. Give them a try.

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No no no! You're all wrong with these silly semantic arguments! My own True Religion is the One True Belief! It's tenets are as follows:

- Everything that is wrong is right.
- Everything that is right is wrong.
- Illusion is not reality.
- Reality is illusion.
- There is no "nothing".
- Nothing is what it seems.

Embrace the True Faith! Convert and be Saved!

(Now, those tenets of my One True Religion are really quite nifty.)

Pollux V
03-28-02, 06:43 AM
I'm converted adam! That wall over there--it's fake! I think I'll go run right through it now.



Well I wasn't too succesful. I'm going back to half jew half catholic, meaning that I'm nothing.

Xev
03-28-02, 12:29 PM
- Everything that is wrong is right.
- Everything that is right is wrong.
- Illusion is not reality.
- Reality is illusion.
- There is no "nothing".
- Nothing is what it seems

You forgot the 'give me all your money' part of any sucessfull religion.

Besides, how can people be moral if they don't believe in Great Cthulhu?

Pollux: Would that make you half-and-half?

goofyfish
03-28-02, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by Adam
- Everything that is wrong is right.
- Everything that is right is wrong.
- Illusion is not reality.
- Reality is illusion.
- There is no "nothing".
- Nothing is what it seems.
Sorry, until TruthSeeker stops in and gives these
his blessing, I view it as pure mumbo-jumbo. :D

Peace.

Xev
03-28-02, 04:11 PM
Sorry Goofyfish, but Adam would need to throw in a few things about Love before that happened.

:p

Adam
03-28-02, 08:00 PM
Um, love me and give me money? *shrug*

The-Hybrid
03-29-02, 01:59 PM
Seriously, it sounds like discordia. Probably the most non-religion religion ever :rolleyes:

TruthSeeker
03-29-02, 05:36 PM
Love new members... :D

Welcome to sciforums The-Hybrid!


Seriously, it sounds like discordia. Probably the most non-religion religion ever

Yes it is... :cool:


Adam...
What's the name of your Religion? :D



Posted by goofyfish:
Sorry, until TruthSeeker stops in and gives these
his blessing, I view it as pure mumbo-jumbo.

For the sake of those who asks for my opinion... here it is... :D

I guess one sentence proves the last one wrong... so...
There's no conclusion here... Duuuhhh! :rolleyes:

Don't need to wait me to start the discussion... :D

Love,
Nelson

Adam
03-30-02, 09:48 AM
Adamism I guess. Maybe Adamanity? Adamishness? *shrug*