Caleb
11-21-00, 04:33 PM
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- The Twelve Days of the Election -
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1--------------------------------
On the first day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
We don't know who will lead the country.
2--------------------------------
On the second day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
3--------------------------------
On the third day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
4--------------------------------
On the fourth day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
5--------------------------------
On the fifth day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
6--------------------------------
On the sixth day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Six laweyrs a-lying,
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
7--------------------------------
On the seventh day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Seven suits a-suing,
Six laweyrs a-lying,
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
8--------------------------------
On the eighth day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Eight deadlines dying,
Seven suits a-suing,
Six laweyrs a-lying,
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
9--------------------------------
On the ninth day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Nine judges judging,
Eight deadlines dying,
Seven suits a-suing,
Six laweyrs a-lying,
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
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On the tenth day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Ten o'er-sea ballots,
Nine judges judging,
Eight deadlines dying,
Seven suits a-suing,
Six laweyrs a-lying,
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
11-------------------------------
On the eleventh day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Eleven counts of fraud
Ten o'er-sea ballots,
Nine judges judging,
Eight deadlines dying,
Seven suits a-suing,
Six laweyrs a-lying,
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
12-------------------------------
On the twelvth day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Twleve irregularities,
Eleven counts of fraud,
Ten o'er-sea ballots,
Nine judges judging,
Eight deadlines dying,
Seven suits a-suing,
Six laweyrs a-lying,
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
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On the FIRST day of CHRISTMAS,
-- DECEMBER 25th, --
25 unknown electoral votes,
Twleve irregularities,
Eleven counts of fraud,
Ten o'er-sea ballots,
Nine judges judging,
Eight deadlines dying,
Seven suits a-suing,
Six laweyrs a-lying,
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
still too close to call,
And we STILL DON'T KNOW WHO'LL LEAD THE COUNTRY !!!
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- The Twelve Days of the Election -
-----------------------------------
1--------------------------------
On the first day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
We don't know who will lead the country.
2--------------------------------
On the second day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
3--------------------------------
On the third day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
4--------------------------------
On the fourth day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
5--------------------------------
On the fifth day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
6--------------------------------
On the sixth day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Six laweyrs a-lying,
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
7--------------------------------
On the seventh day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Seven suits a-suing,
Six laweyrs a-lying,
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
8--------------------------------
On the eighth day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Eight deadlines dying,
Seven suits a-suing,
Six laweyrs a-lying,
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
9--------------------------------
On the ninth day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Nine judges judging,
Eight deadlines dying,
Seven suits a-suing,
Six laweyrs a-lying,
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
10-------------------------------
On the tenth day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Ten o'er-sea ballots,
Nine judges judging,
Eight deadlines dying,
Seven suits a-suing,
Six laweyrs a-lying,
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
11-------------------------------
On the eleventh day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Eleven counts of fraud
Ten o'er-sea ballots,
Nine judges judging,
Eight deadlines dying,
Seven suits a-suing,
Six laweyrs a-lying,
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
12-------------------------------
On the twelvth day of the election,
the press corps showed to me...
Twleve irregularities,
Eleven counts of fraud,
Ten o'er-sea ballots,
Nine judges judging,
Eight deadlines dying,
Seven suits a-suing,
Six laweyrs a-lying,
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
Too close to call,
And we don't know who will lead the country.
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On the FIRST day of CHRISTMAS,
-- DECEMBER 25th, --
25 unknown electoral votes,
Twleve irregularities,
Eleven counts of fraud,
Ten o'er-sea ballots,
Nine judges judging,
Eight deadlines dying,
Seven suits a-suing,
Six laweyrs a-lying,
Five dimpled chads...
Four Florida counties,
Three recounts,
still too close to call,
And we STILL DON'T KNOW WHO'LL LEAD THE COUNTRY !!!
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