:eek: There are many different types of shits you can have,
for example:
The phantom shit:
this is when you have taken a shit and when you get up to wipe your arse there is nothing in the bowl.
The angel shit:
This is when you have taken a shit and you get up to wipe your arse and there is nothing on the toliet paper.
The tar shit:
This is when you have taken a shit, and no matter how many times you wipe your arse there is still more shit.
The Cat shit:
This is when you do a shit and when you get up to wipe, it looks like a cat has done a shit in you toliet.
The elephant, shit:
this is much the same as the cat shit, although to the different extream.
please feel free to add more, i know there must be many types of shit out there, share!

The Richard Simmons Shit!

When you shit and it feels like you lost 40 pounds!

the piss shit:
this is the shit when you sit down on the toliet and it feel like you are pissing out your arse

the Holy Shit:

When your shit stinks to high heaven.

The splattered shit;
This is when you had to wait a long time before going and when you finally arive, you ars splatters the whole bowl!.

How about a "rushed fart"?

This is when sneeze and fart at the same time; seems the bodily movement of the sneeze makes your fart go out faster as if it were rushed. (it hurts too!) LOL..:)

Godless

the false shit.
the need to go really bad then you sit down and let lose a fart that goes for like 10 seconds but no sign of shit!! just smelly air

The repeater shit:
You hang a crap, you feel great, then five mins later you need to take another one!

This thread is a failed attempt at being funny < shit.

I can't believe I can make topics with a purpose and it will get sent to the cess, but threads about 'different types of shit' are sustained.

the goddy shit

The gay shit
When you have to wipe it off of your....
No! even I wont go there! :)

and lets not forget all the religious SHIT (http://www.thewaronfaith.com/hhshithappens.htm)

Someone please Cesspool this!

i can find humor in Wulf's post.

i can find humor in Wulf's post.

who is wulf

ahh Athelwulf, yeah, are you alreight Athelwulf....

Annoying Shit: Athelwulf

more like funny shit HAHAHA

oh yeah, and the liquid dump shit which aint diarraha as it has constituency, but takes three flushes to get rid off and the water and shit rises worryingly near the rim of the toilet on first flush....phew

that is a bit like the
floter shit: It is what you think is a normal shit and then all of a sudden, the little barsted does not want to leavethe bowl, no matter how many times you flush the little barsted wont leave the bowl.

curry shit:
This is when you have taken a shit the day after having spicey food, and your ring burns, not only whilst your taking the dumb although for a couple of hours later as well

The S.B.S (splash back shit) when launch a hunk of feces at a high velocity and you get a splash of water in return.

french shit

since you didn't do the explanation, i will.
French Shit: This is one of those arrogant shits that does not know how to speak English properly although will still argue a point which they don't understand!

IN other words when you are blocked up

....and then there is the "Hang 10"

When you proceed to shit 2-3 metres above from the branch of a large tree onto the concrete below ! sPLAt !


it is the funniest shit I've ever seen ! hehehe

what would you call that?

Falling shit!

Cesspooling in T minus 5...4...3...

but like this is like 5 mins later, were you just SHITING me???
or did you mean 5 mins? and it took you a whole 3 to write 5......4.....3....
did you use you caculator?
5-
1
=4
ok
5...........4.....
wait
4-1=3
sweet
5......4......3.....
this is too hard
your shit

are you familiar with the no-need-to-wipe shit?

this is where the logs squeeze aesthetically beautiful uninhibited ways--which is SO pleasreable-- and when you go to wipe your arse there is no shit on toilet paper ...!

:eek:..............
The angel shit:
This is when you have taken a shit and you get up to wipe your arse and there is nothing on the toliet paper.

but yes they are gold!!

Athelwulf shit, this is the shit that dosen't mean anything just lingers around doing nothing that impressive

And yet this thread is Cesspooled, as I had requested.

That's very telling, methinks.

thats where it was intended to go, you cant post a thread directly into it.
And i sure you had nothing to doo with this ending up in the cesspool, i am pretty sure it was the subject, so dont feel to proud of your self!

And yet this thread is Cesspooled, as I had requested.

That's very telling, methinks.

a person who still say "methinks",

cool! no really i mean that, your cool!

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