View Full Version : Vincent been banned?


mountainhare
01-27-06, 07:05 PM
I've heard disturbing news that Vincent has been banned.

Why?

Sure, he is a little nutso, but he always makes me smile with his antics and rantings! If I need some cheering up, I just need to read Vincent's proclaimations that he is a Knight of the Round Table, knighted by Her Majesty the Queen, and how he is willing to sacrifice himself for the greater good.

I humble suggest that the moderators bring back the village idiot!

qwerty mob
01-27-06, 08:55 PM
Mayhaps thine erstwhile Knight has heard the bidding of another village, instead?

Brian Foley
01-27-06, 09:29 PM
It was a 7 day banning thats all , cup cake will be back , I know but I do miss him so much . You never know his lordship could be entering the House of Lords as a peer .

leopold
01-27-06, 09:36 PM
7 DAYS?!?!?! it's . . ..it's . . . it's a DEATH SENTENCE ! !

mountainhare
01-27-06, 10:01 PM
Brian:


It was a 7 day banning thats all ,

Thank God! How could sciforums survive without cup cake's antics?! Well, it would survive, but we'd be much poorer off.

spuriousmonkey
01-27-06, 10:31 PM
Amazingly nobody complained about JB banning yet. (insert sarcasm)

mountainhare
01-27-06, 10:39 PM
spurious:


Amazingly nobody complained about JB banning yet. (insert sarcasm)

Who the hell is JB?!
Obviously he isn't that important, since I've never heard from him, or seen any of his 'shocking' posts.

Has he been knighted, like Sir Vincent has?
No?
Then he isn't worth the effort of defending!

Eat shit, JB! If you were a Knight of the Round Table, like Vincent, you might be worth saving. But no, you're just some kid with delusions of grandeur. BOOYAH!

Cottontop3000
01-27-06, 11:04 PM
Yeah, vinnie old boy was sending me threatening PM's. Not that I minded, mind you. Just to clear things up for you nice people. Want me to post them?

mountainhare
01-27-06, 11:19 PM
vinnie old boy was sending me threatening PM's

What like?
"You wert responsible for the passing of King Arthur, so I shalt smite thee, dog!"

Cottontop3000
01-27-06, 11:28 PM
Here. There were three PM's in all. Most of his facts aren't correct, btw.

PM #1:
Are you on your meds cotton, and will you get them in iraq, there cant be many coke dealers in iraq, the us army must be really desperate enlisting a private doberman like you, cotton are you sitting on your botty now or your face, because you better learn to sit on your face, once you get to iraq your face is going to be hiding in the trenches, while your fat arse is swinging in the air, i just wish i could be there to shoot holes in it, especially your arse hole, that must be some size, with all those negroes giving you one in the cotton fields of alabama.

regards cotton, your soulmate vincexxxxxxx

PM #2:
Im watching you, so is the fbi, & nasa, you alien green slimeball
your a marked man cotton, yeah i bet you have 666 stamped on your head, look in the mirror now check it out.
Use the mirror in your handbag faggot.

Bye my darling cotton, please send me a postcard from iraq, preferibly with your blood stains on, & bits of your brain, although you may need a microscope to find your brain.

Your soulmate forever sir vincent

PM #3:
hey rambo i see your private messaging, but i am not getting any of them, are you having trouble typing, or are you just dumbo.

I still want your telephone number, then i am coming round your place, to stick a bat up your nightdress.


He's got directions to my house; don't know why he needs my phone number so badly. Probably wants to whisper more sweet nothings in my ear. He'd run up quite a bill though, from Thailand. He's a putz.

mountainhare
01-27-06, 11:40 PM
LOL, more proof that vincent is bonkers!

leopold
01-28-06, 02:55 AM
Im watching you, so is the fbi, & nasa, you alien green slimeball
your a marked man cotton, yeah i bet you have 666 stamped on your head, look in the mirror now check it out.Use the mirror in your handbag faggot.
Bye my darling cotton, please send me a postcard from iraq, preferibly with your blood stains on, & bits of your brain, although you may need a microscope to find your brain.Your soulmate forever sir vincent

He's got directions to my house; don't know why he needs my phone number so badly. Probably wants to whisper more sweet nothings in my ear. He'd run up quite a bill though, from Thailand. He's a putz.
i would reach up that mofo's ass and pull his brain out if i were you cotton

Cottontop3000
01-28-06, 03:25 AM
He's probably too poor to fly all the way to Texas. I'm definitely too poor to fly to Bangkok. Oh well.

Communist Hamster
01-28-06, 08:06 AM
He's registered under "Saint vincent" now. He should be permanently IP banned, or it just makes bans pointless.

Cottontop3000
01-28-06, 08:16 AM
Yeah, I noticed that too. I just reported one of his posts under "Saint Vincent," telling the mods that it was him. I think he started another alias as "Silent Watcher" too. It's not hard to spot him.

QuarkMoon
01-28-06, 09:22 AM
Keep him around, at least his wacky posts are humorous. Ban the crazies that actually deserve it, such as Happeh. :m:

Dreamwalker
01-28-06, 11:10 AM
He's registered under "Saint vincent" now. He should be permanently IP banned, or it just makes bans pointless.

How troublesome, now I have to update my ignore-list...

BTW, IP bans are generally pointless since most people get random IPs everytime they log in with their ISP, so an ISP ban is the only thing that would really keep someone from here, sadly, that might just cut off a lot of other members.

Communist Hamster
01-28-06, 12:09 PM
I also think another troll has got a new username: Snow10. Just seems consistent with the other anti-islamic trolls.

leopold
01-28-06, 01:21 PM
He's registered under "Saint vincent" now.
cannonized by the pope no less
it's really hard for me to beleive that some of these people exist.

Huwy
01-28-06, 02:51 PM
Happeh has been known on other forums to register different names - and to actually argue as different people!

Bells
01-28-06, 02:58 PM
Vincent's been banned? Oh my.. Wait while I try to drum up some tears of sorrow...

*SIGH*..

Nope.. none coming.


Although I do have tears of laughter at vincent being Cotton's 'soulmate'.. LOL! Too funny...

guthrie
01-28-06, 05:18 PM
Well, if vincent ever wants proper knightly combat, I can oblige...

leopold
01-30-06, 04:26 PM
damn if he didn't get it again

Communist Hamster
01-31-06, 01:45 AM
Saint vincent got banned? Praise be!

leopold
01-31-06, 02:02 AM
his sock puppet got the permenant ban

QuarkMoon
01-31-06, 02:05 AM
Well, if vincent ever wants proper knightly combat, I can oblige...


LOL, just caught this post, nicely done. :D

hug-a-tree
01-31-06, 06:45 AM
How do you get banned anyway?

That's to bad about Vincent... though I must say he's not to crazy about muslims.

leopold
01-31-06, 07:10 AM
How do you get banned anyway?

by being a dumb stupid retard that can't keep his mouth shut

basicly you have to be an obscene asshole
or a racist asshole
threatening other posters will do it

hug-a-tree
01-31-06, 07:39 AM
Oh wow. Well then I understand why Vincent was banned.

leopold
01-31-06, 10:27 AM
a lot of people complaining about a poster will probably get that poster banned
it should be mentioned that i am not a moderater

Communist Hamster
01-31-06, 10:37 AM
I nominate leopold for moderator status.

Seriously though, if I won the lottery or something, I'd offer to pay SF hosting for ever, in exchange for banning all the islamophobes and deleting all their threads.

leopold
01-31-06, 11:04 AM
i feel about nutsacks like you do about racists

i can't believe that people that obviously don't have a clue
are allowed to post arguements

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02-01-06, 07:57 PM
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leopold
02-01-06, 10:19 PM
great satan
doesn't your post belong in politics?

genep
02-02-06, 12:54 PM
by being a dumb stupid retard that can't keep his mouth shut

basicly you have to be an obscene asshole
or a racist asshole
threatening other posters will do it

You are right. I can vouch for that.
It took just two posts to get me banned from three other science forums, and two philosophy forums JUST FOR SHARING A JOKE, but , short of being an obscene asshole, I cannot seem to get banned here.

LOVE

Kunax
02-02-06, 01:37 PM
I cannot seem to get banned here.

hah genep, assuming the mods remember there old promise, a perma should only take 1 post

Bells
02-02-06, 02:23 PM
great satan
doesn't your post belong in politics?
You mean where he normally posts as.. Vincent?

leopold
02-02-06, 02:57 PM
You mean where he normally posts as.. Vincent?
what? how? the library?

Bells
02-02-06, 03:42 PM
what? how? the library?
*GASP*

The Butler!

Communist Hamster
02-02-06, 03:50 PM
With a chainsaw! Oh wait, I have that card.

leopold
02-02-06, 11:14 PM
riddle
what sound did vincent make when he got banned?

Communist Hamster
02-03-06, 02:02 AM
Leader! Leader! Leader!

because he was here http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticleSearch.aspx?storyID=268223+02-Feb-2006+RTRS&srch=bnp when it happened

On a side note, I could have sworn the scrollies on the bottom of Sky News UK said he was cleared of baby rape charges, instead of racial hate. Someone in the newsroom must really not like him, but then again he is a racist nazi.

leopold
02-03-06, 05:18 AM
the sound of a flushing toilet

Cottontop3000
02-04-06, 04:03 AM
Ha ha. He's baacckkk....

Communist Hamster
02-04-06, 01:51 PM
Ah, crap. He should have been permabanned for ban evasion if you ask me.

mountainhare
02-04-06, 09:38 PM
Cotton:


Ha ha. He's baacckkk....

Sir Vincent has entered the building!

Cottontop3000
02-04-06, 09:41 PM
Yes, he has. Too bad.

Bells
02-04-06, 10:11 PM
Ha ha. He's baacckkk....
Like a bad smell...

Cottontop3000
02-04-06, 10:18 PM
Like a bad smell...

Yes ma'am.

vincent
02-05-06, 05:06 AM
I've heard disturbing news that Vincent has been banned.

Why?

Sure, he is a little nutso, but he always makes me smile with his antics and rantings! If I need some cheering up, I just need to read Vincent's proclaimations that he is a Knight of the Round Table, knighted by Her Majesty the Queen, and how he is willing to sacrifice himself for the greater good.

I humble suggest that the moderators bring back the village idiot!

I heard Sir Vincent was banned too, well i guess i will miss him too, his never ending sentences, with never ending comma's, and not a fullstop in sight, i think the trouble with the guy, is that he is a prophet,who has come to warn us all of the crazy religons out there, to stop us destroying ourselves, as jesus did, what do we do, persecute him like we did to jesus, 1st a Sir, then a Saint, i think his true title is Prophet, and we should heed his warnings, if we are to survive through these troubling times in the world, he is going to need followers, a army i say join him.

mountainhare
02-05-06, 05:30 AM
I agree! We need to join under Grandmaster Vincent, and kick some infidel ass! :D

Ophiolite
02-05-06, 05:36 AM
i say join him.I say take him apart.

Cottontop3000
02-05-06, 11:31 AM
Hear hear, Ophiolite.

Communist Hamster
02-05-06, 11:43 AM
Motion carried.

Dudish dude
02-05-06, 11:45 AM
The law has spoken!

Cottontop3000
02-05-06, 12:09 PM
Case closed.

Dudish dude
02-05-06, 12:17 PM
Excellent!

Zephyr
02-05-06, 02:39 PM
Ha ha. He's baacckkk....
...and he's got a new trick!
Magical Vincent is ten times as slick
as the last time, the last time you saw him,
now we all know why we really adore him...

vincent
02-05-06, 08:09 PM
Here. There were three PM's in all. Most of his facts aren't correct, btw.

PM #1:
Are you on your meds cotton, and will you get them in iraq, there cant be many coke dealers in iraq, the us army must be really desperate enlisting a private doberman like you, cotton are you sitting on your botty now or your face, because you better learn to sit on your face, once you get to iraq your face is going to be hiding in the trenches, while your fat arse is swinging in the air, i just wish i could be there to shoot holes in it, especially your arse hole, that must be some size, with all those negroes giving you one in the cotton fields of alabama.

regards cotton, your soulmate vincexxxxxxx

PM #2:
Im watching you, so is the fbi, & nasa, you alien green slimeball
your a marked man cotton, yeah i bet you have 666 stamped on your head, look in the mirror now check it out.
Use the mirror in your handbag faggot.

Bye my darling cotton, please send me a postcard from iraq, preferibly with your blood stains on, & bits of your brain, although you may need a microscope to find your brain.

Your soulmate forever sir vincent

PM #3:
hey rambo i see your private messaging, but i am not getting any of them, are you having trouble typing, or are you just dumbo.

I still want your telephone number, then i am coming round your place, to stick a bat up your nightdress.


He's got directions to my house; don't know why he needs my phone number so badly. Probably wants to whisper more sweet nothings in my ear. He'd run up quite a bill though, from Thailand. He's a putz.


I was deeply shocked to read these posts cotton, now i understand fully why he was banned for life, like Sir Vincent i am a practising Psychiatrist, his resentment to you is clear to see, are you guys having relationship problems, could i act as a counsellor & bring you guys back together in the marital bed, are you insecure like sir Vincent cotton, because i have secure rooms in my institute in bangkok, they are padded rooms, with all the luxeries of home, could i reserve a double room here for you cotton, where you & Sir Vincent can lubricate your relationship better.

call me cotton on +66-70770901 let me resolve the sexual problems you & Sir Vincent are having with eachother, threesomes are always better than twosomes.

Cottontop3000
02-05-06, 10:47 PM
vincent28uk,

I see you are at least (possibly) growing a pair. Is that your phone #? +66-70770901? If so, you must be insane. I doubt it is your # though. I don't think you're nut-sack is growing that fast. Regardless, I have neither the desire nor the patience to try it. If you are so concerned about me, you know where I am, whether you believe me or not. You know where I am. Period. You might want to let them grow in a little more though before you take me up on my offer. Just in case.

vincent
02-05-06, 11:06 PM
vincent28uk,

I see you are at least (possibly) growing a pair. Is that your phone #? +66-70770901? If so, you must be insane. I doubt it is your # though. I don't think you're nut-sack is growing that fast. Regardless, I have neither the desire nor the patience to try it. If you are so concerned about me, you know where I am, whether you believe me or not. You know where I am. Period. You might want to let them grow in a little more though before you take me up on my offer. Just in case.


Cotton we have a couples straight jackets at my institute in bangkok, i feel you & sir vincent will fit nicley into one, please call my mobile or msm me so we can start the balls rolling.

Cotton you must understand relationship problems are not the end of the world, here at my institute in bangkok i have often put fighting couples back together, remember its all about lubrication, cum & lets get you lubed up in bangkok we have head condoms, if thats your favorite designer hat.