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James R
10-08-11, 01:14 AM
Conspiracies is the place to tell us how our governments and our scientists are lying to us about JKF (edit: or JFK, if you prefer), the moon landings, 9/11, AIDS, Obama's birth certificate, and the rest.

We won't report you to the feds, we promise. You can trust us. ;)

If you have any questions or suggestions regarding this new forum, please post them here.

Gustav
10-08-11, 01:44 AM
nice

Dywyddyr
10-08-11, 01:50 AM
If you have any questions
Who was JKF? :p

chimpkin
10-08-11, 01:52 AM
We won't report you to the feds, we promise. You can trust us. ;)


What about the lizard-people???

http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/sleestaksold.jpg

Me-Ki-Gal
10-08-11, 01:56 AM
Yeah all that 12th planet stuff

The Esotericist
10-08-11, 01:58 AM
What about the lizard-people???

http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/sleestaksold.jpg
For sure. I'm way more worried about them then the FEDS. FEDS ain't shit.

I think the moderator of this thread should be an off-worlder. I don't trust humans. Sorry, I just don't trust them.

Spud Emperor
10-08-11, 02:01 AM
Let's see, am I ready?

Tin foil hat, check!
Vivid imagination, check!
Propensity to disregard logic and reason, check!
Big bottle of pills, check!
Tin foil hat!

I think I'm ready.

chimpkin
10-08-11, 02:02 AM
For sure. I'm way more worried about them then the FEDS. FEDS ain't shit.

I think the moderator of this thread should be an off-worlder. I don't trust humans. Sorry, I just don't trust them.

Well, we already have the brain running things..
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9kw1RcdEMV0/TVuk32h65ZI/AAAAAAAAAGM/4HJviZ37ZI8/s1600/St--4k08.jpg

@ spud, Actually I think the problem is they stopped taking the pills, was afraid it was going to interfere with their precious bodily fluids.

Captain Kremmen
10-08-11, 05:50 AM
Who was JKF? :p

He was that Democrat President who committed suicide by motoring through Dallas in an open top car.

Meanwhile.............. A meeting is called at sciforum Towers.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9kw1RcdEMV0/TVuk32h65ZI/AAAAAAAAAGM/4HJviZ37ZI8/s1600/St--4k08.jpg
Bwarp! I hope the underlings are happy now, with their wretched Fringe Seance.
We have failed my dear moderators. Failed, and we had such dreams.
Now the amateurs and conspirateurs and raconteurs shall have free reign, alas.
Today is a day for anaesthesia.
Pour some Gin into my bottle, Stoniphi, there's a good boy.

superstring01
10-08-11, 06:18 AM
Reagan did it. With the lead pipe. In the conservatory.

~String

MacGyver1968
10-08-11, 06:25 AM
Obviously, this subforum is just a dis-info front for the Massad-lead NWO. Shills!

Captain Kremmen
10-08-11, 06:44 AM
Some people say that Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't acting alone.
I think he was, but he wasn't the only person shooting.
There were so many gun-happy Texans trying to pop off a shot at JFK that two or more of them tried it at the same opportune moment.

mrsmart
10-08-11, 09:07 AM
this case is a case that has a lot of people thinking who was involved who was linked with this and who is still around to suggest any type of proof that this case was either an open and shut case or a case that has those involved if still alive walking around as if they were not involved with this case:)

Captain Kremmen
10-08-11, 01:19 PM
this case is a case that has a lot of people thinking who was involved who was linked with this and who is still around to suggest any type of proof that this case was either an open and shut case or a case that has those involved if still alive walking around as if they were not involved with this case:)

Are you part of some conspiracy group trying to destroy punctuation?

Pineal
10-08-11, 05:10 PM
Conspiracies is the place to tell us how our governments and our scientists are lying to us about JKF (edit: or JFK, if you prefer), the moon landings, 9/11, AIDS, Obama's birth certificate, and the rest.

We won't report you to the feds, we promise. You can trust us. ;)

If you have any questions or suggestions regarding this new forum, please post them here.If the intention is to have the kinds of conspiracies you've mentioned, then the forum should be called 'disputed conspiracies' or suspected or contested.

I mean, everyone accepts that conspiracies exist. If not, such persons should be uproared over the number of conspiracy laws and, well, much of history.

Me-Ki-Gal
10-08-11, 05:23 PM
Are you part of some conspiracy group trying to destroy punctuation?

Conspiracy Captain ! There is a conspiracy . They conspired against Me from the beginning it seems . Yet I be a good crack filler . Did you see that post by Arf " Induction on N " Put aside the math for a minute and look at the numbers . The same as I am always preaching . There is something there and it is chasing Me . I think you all are conspiring . All of you past and present . You got to be ! Nothing else can explain it .

Me-Ki-Gal
10-08-11, 05:32 PM
Reagan did it. With the lead pipe. In the conservatory.

~String

I agree and the pipe was lead too. I second that motion . Conservatory is spot on too and I can prove it. Coourse ( Burp, Colf hack hack , Cheep Beer) if you are American from the 70s you don't need any evidence ( You are the evidence )

Me-Ki-Gal
10-08-11, 05:39 PM
Some people say that Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't acting alone.
I think he was, but he wasn't the only person shooting.
There were so many gun-happy Texans trying to pop off a shot at JFK that two or more of them tried it at the same opportune moment.

That is only funny in a certain circle of people captain . Texans now might find it funny though . Like that Rick Perry Guy . I don't think Caroline Kennedy would find it all to funny . She almost got into politics this last presidential election . The Mob Ate her for breakfast . What a tasty morsel she was at that . I am still licking my lips

MacGyver1968
10-08-11, 06:35 PM
Are you part of some conspiracy group trying to destroy punctuation?

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/170744bfaf49c16490.gif

Dywyddyr
10-08-11, 06:37 PM
He was that Democrat President who committed suicide by motoring through Dallas in an open top car.
Wasn't that JFK, rather than JKF?

James R
10-08-11, 08:32 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9kw1RcdEMV0/TVuk32h65ZI/AAAAAAAAAGM/4HJviZ37ZI8/s1600/St--4k08.jpg

Hey! Where did you get that photo of me?

wlminex
10-08-11, 08:38 PM
perhaps . . . just perhaps . . . this thread is a conspiracy!

MacGyver1968
10-08-11, 08:46 PM
Hey! Where did you get that photo of me?

Dang James...you're better looking than I thought! :)

Captain Kremmen
10-09-11, 02:46 AM
That is only funny in a certain circle of people captain . Texans now might find it funny though . Like that Rick Perry Guy . I don't think Caroline Kennedy would find it all to funny . She almost got into politics this last presidential election . The Mob Ate her for breakfast . What a tasty morsel she was at that . I am still licking my lips

Rick Perry.
I have no doubt whatsoever that he would take part in a
"Kill the Antichrist President for Jesus" conspiracy.
Followed by a prayer meeting, and perhaps an execution or two.

http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2011/10/rick-perry.jpg
Yip, Sounds like a perfect day.

He makes the milfilicious Sarah look like a Liberal.

I sometimes wonder if the Republicans don't come up with candidates like him just to scare us, and
make the others seem more acceptable.

Where else in the world would people cheer when you tell them how many people you have executed?
Praise the Lord and pass the Pentathol!

cornel
10-10-11, 07:30 AM
perhaps . . . just perhaps . . . this thread is a conspiracy!

it is.

there is only one reason why this sub-forum exists in the first place...

TO FIND AND MONITOR THE CONSIRACY-BELIEVERS BEFORE THEY MANAGE TO GET THEIR HANDS ON ANYTHING TANGIBLE !!!

MacGyver1968
10-10-11, 08:21 AM
it is.

there is only one reason why this sub-forum exists in the first place...

TO FIND AND MONITOR THE CONSIRACY-BELIEVERS BEFORE THEY MANAGE TO GET THEIR HANDS ON ANYTHING TANGIBLE !!!

Oh cool! It's our new sub-forum's first example of "Poe's Law"!

suregeek
10-12-11, 09:05 AM
YUM, Brain in a Vat! Cant wait..

GeoffP
10-12-11, 09:48 AM
Why does this subforum exist? Who created it? For what purpose?

GeoffP
10-12-11, 09:49 AM
it is.

there is only one reason why this sub-forum exists in the first place...

TO FIND AND MONITOR THE CONSIRACY-BELIEVERS BEFORE THEY MANAGE TO GET THEIR HANDS ON ANYTHING TANGIBLE !!!

Well, they have a little time then.

James R
10-12-11, 07:48 PM
Why does this subforum exist? Who created it? For what purpose?

1. To give a home to conspiracy theories on sciforums.
2. Me.
3. To give a home to conspiracy theories on sciforums.

Me-Ki-Gal
10-12-11, 07:55 PM
I am a conspiritor so it is to late to stop Me . Even a bullet won't do it cause many have taken up my cause . Funny cause our web site even says " Something conspired . That is tittle of the blog post . Then it starts with My name

Almost Like Gary knew it was Me . I try to keep it a secret that I conspire. Not anymore . You all know !! So the cat is out of the bag

GeoffP
10-12-11, 08:07 PM
1. To give a home to conspiracy theories on sciforums.
2. Me.
3. To give a home to conspiracy theories on sciforums.

I noticed that 1. and 3. were repeated.

Clearly, you're already running out of answers. Fess up.

kx000
10-12-11, 08:17 PM
Conspiracy is a stupid word, of course 9/11 was a conspiracy. Everything is a damn conspiracy. Me buying my car was a conspiracy between me my mother, father, and the car dealer ship. Yet, conspiracy theorist are made out to be bafoons by FOX, and CNN, etc, but when time comes to past and they were right no one even notices. Sad sad world which we live, LORD save us.