View Full Version : What is God's favorite planet?


Believe
01-16-11, 01:19 PM
My vote is for Saturn. He liked it so much in fact that he put a ring on it.

nicholas1M7
01-16-11, 02:56 PM
You're an ass.

NMSquirrel
01-16-11, 04:50 PM
Pluto, because we can't decide what it is..

Rhaedas
01-16-11, 05:42 PM
I guess you're assuming he likes any of them around Sol.

superstring01
01-16-11, 06:16 PM
My vote is for Saturn. He liked it so much in fact that he put a ring on it.

Well as the song goes.

~String

Pandaemoni
01-17-11, 03:20 AM
I would think it would be Kolob, since he chooses to live there (or, if Kolob is a star, the planet orbiting Kolob on which He lives).

George1
01-20-11, 06:18 AM
if god exists, as i don't believe he dose but let us not go into that debate, i say ALL of them. if you were God, WHY LIMIT TO ON? that also brings the question: do religions people deny alien lifeforms? cuz if i were god, i wouldn't limit myself to one planet and only one sentient life form...and that's me, a small and insignificant pity human, among 7 billions. SO WHAT ABOUT GOD? but that's out of context...

NMSquirrel
01-20-11, 11:25 AM
Uranus, because god likes a good butt joke..

Fraggle Rocker
01-21-11, 06:03 PM
do religious people deny alien lifeforms?The fundamentalists in the Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam) do, because they interpret the Old Testament literally and it says that God created man in his own image. There may be methane-breathing lizards on other planets and flatworms living in empty space, but we are the only creatures with souls.

Moderate Abrahamists of course are differentiated from the fundamentalists precisely by their ability to regard all these things as really useful metaphors and still consider themselves religious. The Pope himself accepts evolution, so he probably won't have a heart attack if they discover a civilization on an exoplanet. He'll just send out the missionaries:)

Rastafarianism is, technically, a branch of Abrahamism. I have no idea what their position is on this issue and I don't even know if there is such a thing as a fundamentalist Rasta. They tend to care more about peace and justice than a Biblical interpretation of biology.

Shadow1
01-21-11, 06:51 PM
The fundamentalists in the Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam) do, because they interpret the Old Testament literally and it says that God created man in his own image.
not in islam.


There may be methane-breathing lizards on other planets and flatworms living in empty space, but we are the only creatures with souls.


in islam, since you mentioned, no, all have souls, and yes, animals too, are nations and tribes like us, the difference is that us humans, are sane, means, able to think to build and think and etc...



Moderate Abrahamists of course are differentiated from the fundamentalists precisely by their ability to regard all these things as really useful metaphors and still consider themselves religious. The Pope himself accepts evolution, so he probably won't have a heart attack if they discover a civilization on an exoplanet. He'll just send out the missionaries:)


we already beleive in another intelligent race like us, djins, and we do beleive that life like animals, are not an exeption on earth, but about other intillegent aliens, it don't say they don't exist, but it says that only us humans and djins are committed to worship god, so about an intellgent life on another planet according to islam, not impossible, also it says, god creats what we don't know, so all possibilities are open.

Gremmie
01-21-11, 07:49 PM
It has to be Earth...

It's like his personal ant farm. He can throw all kinds of disasters at us, and watch us struggle and kill each other....What could be more fun?

His second favorite would have to be Uranus..As a vacation home..

What could be more relaxing, than lounging about in Uranus for a while..

Spectrum
02-01-11, 06:38 AM
lol. I thought that was a funny first post. I believe that Earth was the first planet to be formed, but as for her favorite...you'd have to ask her.

cosmictraveler
02-01-11, 08:05 AM
My vote is for Saturn. He liked it so much in fact that he put a ring on it.

Neptune has a ring as well. But all things evolved from the big bang as far as we know it, not made from any supernatural beings.

wellwisher
02-01-11, 08:22 AM
Although aliens seem to be a logical extrapolation of science, these lack the same proof as God. This is a modern version of mythology and should be treated as such until there is hard data. This mythology is an acceptable part of the atheist religion.

Spectrum
02-01-11, 10:09 AM
How do you know that God doesn't take an alien (Nephilim) form?


But all things evolved from the big bang as far as we know it, not made from any supernatural beings. So you're telling us...

chimpkin
02-01-11, 06:07 PM
Cthulu loves the little children, all the little children of the world!
(Whether stewed or chopped or chicken-fried, with peas and carrots on the side)

paygan
02-20-11, 06:46 PM
I think God's favourite planet probably isn't the one we're on.

He's got quite a choice...

SciWriter
02-20-11, 06:50 PM
God's favorite is Vulcan, said to be 180 degrees away, behind the sun, because, like Him, it doesn't exist.

cosmictraveler
02-20-11, 06:53 PM
http://www.universe99.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/neptune_generic_600.jpg

Neptune with its rings.

Dywyddyr
02-20-11, 07:00 PM
I just emailed him.
He says it's the one on the left.
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/SpaceBcroft_450x300.jpg

SciWriter
02-20-11, 07:01 PM
Uranus is quite pleasant compared to Pluto. If you’ve ever had a dog, you know what I mean; however, the under-worlded canine has been banished from the house of astro—to reign as the under-world in the underworld, for it’s much better to reign in Hell than to be an unwelcome guest in the Heavens. Once, I was down on Venus, and the sulfurous emanations were so repulsive that any gases from Uranus would have been to me as a breath of fresh air. The gas giant planets’ breadth and width is staggering, and their mooning around is getting out of hand. That leaves Mars as the only other good place—since Klingons have now appeared on the rings around Uranus.

valsartan
03-17-11, 05:59 AM
He loves every planet, although I am sure he is most patient with Earth especially with all these "unpleasant-hearted" people living here.

markl323
10-06-11, 02:19 AM
the Bible says "God created heaven and earth." it doesn't say anything about planets, stars, galaxies, supernovas, blackholes, etc. etc. God needs to take fresh course in Astronomy, he's behind the time.

NMSquirrel
10-06-11, 08:00 AM
the Bible says "God created heaven and earth." it doesn't say anything about planets, stars, galaxies, supernovas, blackholes, etc. etc. God needs to take fresh course in Astronomy, he's behind the time.

weak argument..it also doesn't say he created idiots..

Enmos
10-06-11, 08:05 AM
weak argument..it also doesn't say he created idiots..
Well, it does say that god created man in his image... :D

NMSquirrel
10-06-11, 02:40 PM
Well, it does say that god created man in his image... :D

http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd491/pedrothepirate1/jesus-facepalm-facepalm-jesus-epic-demotivational-poster-1218659828.jpg

LOL:D

kx000
10-06-11, 02:43 PM
Earth, then Mars.

Dywyddyr
10-06-11, 04:40 PM
Earth, then Mars.
No, actually it's joint first.
Planets Splimb and Burkelish.

Orleander
10-06-11, 05:07 PM
Whatever the oldest one is. Sad but true, your oldest child is usually your favourite

Me-Ki-Gal
10-06-11, 05:42 PM
the youngest child is known to be the favorite in some families . The middle child gets fucked every time . Come on you all you know I like earth the best . Why else would I hang out with you all . Your my favorite of all creatures live on the earth . Your women are the best . If it was not for them ? Well you know what happened to Sodom! Don't forget about the flood either

kx000
10-06-11, 05:46 PM
the Bible says "God created heaven and earth." it doesn't say anything about planets, stars, galaxies, supernovas, blackholes, etc. etc. God needs to take fresh course in Astronomy, he's behind the time.

Why create what is already there?

markl323
10-06-11, 06:38 PM
weak argument..it also doesn't say he created idiots..

the same idiots who fail to see the good point of that argument?