Who the hell is duendy? All I see is someone who cannot spell, cannot type, and says "fuk" too many times.

The few threads I have read make me laugh my ass off.

[I wanted to create this in the cesspool but the site won't let me; I anticipate this thread becoming locked within hours or, at best, days].

Who the hell is duendy? All I see is someone who cannot spell, cannot type, and says "fuk" too many times.

The few threads I have read make me laugh my ass off.

[I wanted to create this in the cesspool but the site won't let me; I anticipate this thread becoming locked within hours or, at best, days].

A new Saga unfolds as the current SF members drift into a puzzling reality, a scope of which has been appreciated only by some exceptionbal individuals. The ultimate universal truth has finally unveiled an individual who has been regarded as a human, as a result of his frequent use of the f word language. Yet a more detailed analyzes shows that indeed this individual is of an alien species, the f word meaning is that of another civilization, more complex, less obscure, more concrete, and idealistic in its theories. Who is duendy? We must first understand the universe and the purpose of life, before we answer that question.

damn

He isn't that guy John Conner (http://www.theresistancemanifesto.com/) with his stupid theories, is he?

From what I have read of her posts so far (yes, duendy is female, why else would she have a problem with a "patriarchy") this is the total of our knowledge of duendy:

British
Female
Left secondary school at 15 due to becoming addicted to LSD
Has no job, recieves the dole
Posts from a TV box which allows her to access the internet, but is limited such that she cannot copy and paste
Addicted to LSD and a few other hallucinatory drugs such as magic mushrooms

From what I have read of her posts so far (yes, duendy is female, why else would she have a problem with a "patriarchy") this is the total of our knowledge of duendy:

British
Female
Left secondary school at 15 due to becoming addicted to LSD
Has no job, recieves the dole
Posts from a TV box which allows her to access the internet, but is limited such that she cannot copy and paste
Addicted to LSD and a few other hallucinatory drugs such as magic mushrooms

You missed out that she's probably in a three way love triangle with EmptyForceofChi, and Happeh, as all three are AWOL at the moment!

Duendy is trying to sub-conciously sell LSD using online science forums?

I want magic shrooms. THose have sounded like fun since I first heard of them

All I can say is that duendy is hot as hell.

I want to see a picture. How old is she? lol.

All I can say is that duendy is hot as hell.

yeah allright.

I haven't seen any pictures, but it wouldn't feel right taking advantage of someone with that kind of mental handicap.

I want to see a picture. How old is she? lol.

You have to gain her respect first. Then the truth will astonish even the most abhorrent.

duendy is hot as hell.

Is there an echo in here? :)

I want to see a picture. How old is she? lol.

55yrs old

55yrs old

Mmmmm...no.

wtf. First off, I doubt I could get along with her after reading her posts once I made out what her random letters meant. Second, I want to see boobies. Or a cute face is find... my mind is capable of imagining. :bugeye:

She's 55! Any boobs would be scarring to your mental health.

Wouldn't hurt I guess, as my sanity is rolling down a steep slope, fixing to hit a rock. :bugeye:

right

Hey, duendy and a few other sciforummers (Happeh, EmptyForceofChi) are missing. It came to me last night. I think they must be contestants in this years UK 'Big Brother' Competition!

So, if you have seen it, who is who? I think Happeh was Shebbaz, who couldn't hack it and left already. I think Empty is Seza, wannabe ladies man with homosexual tendancies. Actually, I don't think Duendy is in there yet, I reckon she's probably sat at home munching her way through a stack of Kit Kats, trying to find the 'Golden Ticket', so she can use the show as a platform to tell the world about the Illuminati, and the 9/11 conspiracy.

Hey, duendy and a few other sciforummers (Happeh, EmptyForceofChi) are missing. It came to me last night. I think they must be contestants in this years UK 'Big Brother' Competition!

So, if you have seen it, who is who? I think Happeh was Shebbaz, who couldn't hack it and left already. I think Empty is Seza, wannabe ladies man with homosexual tendancies. Actually, I don't think Duendy is in there yet, I reckon she's probably sat at home munching her way through a stack of Kit Kats, trying to find the 'Golden Ticket', so she can use the show as a platform to tell the world about the Illuminati, and the 9/11 conspiracy.

and u seriously believe this?

and u seriously believe this?

It's Germans who supposedly lack a sense of humour, not Russians, wise up.

Duendy on big brother? I dunno, check the date of her last few posts and the date of the start of the new series. There might yet be something in it.

Duendy on big brother? I dunno, check the date of her last few posts and the date of the start of the new series. There might yet be something in it.

Well, there is a bloke with Tourettes in the house, .... !!

Who even watches Big Brother?

And is duendy coming back?

Who even watches Big Brother?

I've seen a couple, but couldn't watch much as that big gay Shebbaz dude was too annoying.


And is duendy coming back?

Probably had an aneurism, and her body won't be discovered until social services wonder why she hasn't been cashing her dole checks.

Probably had an aneurism, and her body won't be discovered until social services wonder why she hasn't been cashing her dole checks.

Ouch. But, probably true.

you will never find her body as members form the illuminate have found where she lives and err....taken her out

you will never find her body as members form the illuminate have found where she lives and err....taken her out

Then that would be the first time she's left her flat in years.

Then that would be the first time she's left her flat in years.

Bullshit. Duendy is an artist, and I've verified that fact for myself in a thread about art somewhere; she knew what she was talking about. And yes, Phlog, there are a lot of "starving artists" out there in this extremely tight, status-conscious, and competitive art world who are not doing the MoMA. Also, Duendy spoke with great sensitivity of the seaside, and the Manchester countryside she likes to roam in; your portrayal of her is acutely contorted—a somewhat askant guesswork littered with parochial suspicion... which doesn't surprise me in the least.

Duendy is a drug addled loser. An inarticulate dole scrounging layabout. She's no artist.

And, how did you manage to have a conversation with her, as you have registered since she stopped posting? Or have you just joined, and decided to champion the missing underdog, and read all her posts, and just happened across something worthy in 'Art'?

Duendy speaking with 'sensitivity', what does that mean? She used less than her usual quota of 'fuk's ?

And, how did you manage to have a conversation with her, as you have registered since she stopped posting? Or have you just joined, and decided to champion the missing underdog, and read all her posts, and just happened across something worthy in 'Art'?

Meantime is her other self, duhhh.

Meantime is her other self, duhhh.

Well, I did wonder what with the 'patriarchal' comment, but though it rather dishonest of duendy to come to her own defense as a sock puppet.

But then duendy is conservative with the truth.

Duendy is a lover, not a fighter.

Meantime is her other self, duhhh.

No, meantime appears to be able to write coherently, no critisism of Duendy just fact.

Well, I did wonder what with the 'patriarchal' comment, but though it rather dishonest of duendy to come to her own defense as a sock puppet.

But then duendy is conservative with the truth.

wronnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg

you're telling me that even with Duendy's unmistakable writing style you seriously think Meantime is Duendy? Shows how short sighted you are............nothing new there.

No ToR, I do not think Meanwhile is Duendy. You are so keen to leap you don't look first. Moron.

No ToR, I do not think Meanwhile is Duendy. You are so keen to leap you don't look first. Moron.

who exactly is 'Meanwhile?' Mr moron leaping before looking?

No, meantime appears to be able to write coherently, no critisism of Duendy just fact.

Split-personality patients can do the same.

Perhaps it is duendy, with a full new PC (thus able to type correctly) trying to ditch her bad reputation?

God, you people are sheltered -- it's bizarrely annoying.

I can't remember who wrote it, but it was one of the funniest things I've seen in SF.

Duendy had created a thread about how google wasn't providing her with the links she wanted (or something like that) and when asked what the search terms were someone butted in with: "coMPUteZ".

Reminds me so much of Homestarrunner ("Beleated...!")

God, you people are sheltered -- it's bizarrely annoying.This has meaning.
This has meaning?
This has meaning.
This has meaning.
This has..........meaning.

But what does it mean.

Ophiolite, grasping a pillow lava, a chert concretion and the photograph of a talc intrusion seeks shelter, which, bizarrely he finds under an awning. [Duendy reappears and mistypes an awning, as, annoying.] God reflects, not the for the first time, that resting on the seventh day, before everything was quite finished, may have been a mistake.

] God reflects, not the for the first time, that resting on the seventh day, before everything was quite finished, may have been a mistake.

maybe a rest on wednesday to recharge the ol' battery would have served him better.

who exactly is 'Meanwhile?' Mr moron leaping before looking?

Meanwhile is/was a Sciforums member. I typoed that instead of 'Meanwhile', probably because 'Meantime' appears to be fairly au fait with sciforums history, for someone who registered so recently. I guess it was a sunconscious suspicion, as 'Meanwhile' hasn't posted for a while, and posted in pseudoscience, and the names are very similar.

And you really are despeperate if that's all you can come up with, a nit pick!

M: God, you people are sheltered -- it's bizarrely annoying.


Ophiolite: This has meaning.
This has meaning?
This has meaning.
This has meaning.
This has..........meaning.

But what does it mean.


Why is it that I feel like the parish sheepdog is sniffing the air?

This is for u Duendy.

I mean it seriously. These 'gurus' can lead you into a certain direction on what is 'real' and what is 'not' only to release you to a place where the question you have is this: What do I believe? And why?

The conspiracy is for the mind, of the mind and designed by the mind. Never forget that.

http://www.rawilson.com/prethought.shtml

a nit pick!

lol :D