Apparently 2004 is the chinese year of the Monkey. That should be good for me.

And now I am off to LA for a job interview.

Good luck to all other monkeys!

And Wesmorris: All my current spuriousmonkey tshirts are dirty and I am not taking them with me for the job interview.

Damn if 2004 is the year of the monkey we now know who the hell is going to win this year's presidential election!!. ;)

Godless.

Good luck with your job interview! The planets are certainly in your monkeying-favor, spuriousmonkey!

ah ja...the trip to the US was a complete distaster. So much for the year of the monkey. Maybe it is the year of the distaster for the monkey.

Oh...that's too bad. Maybe society is monkeying around with you, eh?

spuriousmonkey.........The question is , were you born in the year of the monkey or not? If you weren't then this isn't your year at all.

I guess I wasn't born in 2004.


spuriousmonkey.........The question is , were you born in the year of the monkey or not? If you weren't then this isn't your year at all.

Good boy! You weren't born yesterday, or even the day before!

You wouldn't want a job in LA anyway, it keeps getting nuked and attacked by killer robots. Also, there's earthquakes, and riots, and Snake Plissken. After that come the fires, the mudslides, the sinking into the sea...

I guess I wasn't born in 2004.

spuriousmonkey......The animals that the Chinese use , 12 in all, go around in a circle. Go to the year of your birth to see what animal you were born in. That way you'll know when your year is here! Check out the Chinese Zodiac here:


http://www.c-c-c.org/chineseculture/zodiac/zodiac.html

disaster? oh no! was it t-shirt related? you take a giant mushroom to your interview and start humping it did you?

"look at me! I'm one mushroom humping sumbitch!!!"

interesting strategy. hmm. you could make that work. you gotta refine it a bit though. you gotta sell them on why the mushrooms needs a humpin', why you're the best humper and why they should give you power of attorney over their company's account in order to ensure that you keep on humping.

i like your creative approach.

oh and every year is the "year of the monkey" isn't it?

disaster? oh no! was it t-shirt related? you take a giant mushroom to your interview and start humping it did you?

They actually liked my website ( i had listed it as a hobby on my resume).

It problem was more that I didn't quite fit it.

Hey Spurious, get me a job too. ;)

Damn if 2004 is the year of the monkey we now know who the hell is going to win this year's presidential election!!


Al Sharpton? :rolleyes:

Actually, Spuriousmonkey, you're in luck if you were born in any of these years: (seeing as all of them were 'Year of the Monkey' years)

1908
1920
1932
1944
1956
1968
1980
1992
2004
2016 (I sure hope not :bugeye: )

Hi:
I do not want to dissapoint you "spuriousmonkey", but i like to say it is the year of the "real" monkey not the "spurious" one. cheers :)

so far I only got shit this year.


Hi:
I do not want to dissapoint you "spuriousmonkey", but i like to say it is the year of the "real" monkey not the "spurious" one. cheers :)

Ya you imposeter! Wannabe Year of the Monkey! What sign are you really? There are also the five elements that repeat every sixty years. On element for each sign every twelve years.


I happen to be a Fire element. To my knowledge, Fire is the last of the five elements, and Gold is the first. Somewhere in between, are wind, wood, and water.


I also happen to be my favorite sign there is out of the sixty. :cool:
Biased?
Although my parents have no clue what sign I am, my animal sign is also the most common. The reason is, thousands of people that actually believe in all of this, scramble to hump each other when the Year of the Dragon is near. That way they have a child that is born on this year. I even heard somewhere that only Dragons were allowed to rule. Dragons are said to be granted with a great many metaphysical powers. We are a glimpse into the future. Many Dragons however are quite daft. Not me of course. Heavens not me ;).


As for the Monkeyes, I don't really know much about those. Only that you're not one. You should think about finding a new career.

I guess its time to spank the monkey;
www.ebaumsworld.com/spankmonkey.shtml :D

249 mph!!!!

I was born the year of the dragon, 1988. It meshes well with my already-dragonlike Leo!

318 MPH BIOTCHES!!!!! Be not jealous, cool skill . . . I get lots of practice ;)

OOH YEAH, 520 MPH!!!!!

!!!!!603!!!!!

I should go to the Monkey Spanking Olympics! Better get some more practice in! WATCH OUT, SPURIOUSMONKEY. Ya just may get spanked by the MASTER SPANKER OF SCIFORUMS!!!!!

Year of the Dragon, along with Pisces, the graceful alpha and omega of the astral zodiac.

Leos are drama queens, and like talking about themselves in front of a mirror.

cough....

412 mph

now 536


HAHA wolf....

698...

kowtow now.

Leos are drama queens, and like talking about themselves in front of a mirror.

Make that "drama king" for me.

I'm turning into an alcoholic. ..it is 11 now and am still drunk from last night.

better not post too much.

I noticed that I send lots of crazy text messages to random people last night with my mobile. That is the big curse of having a mobile phone and being drunk and having evil friends around who tell you to send text messages. Fortunately i managed not to send one to my boss.

I never manage to write a text message when I am drunk, my cell phone is too small, I always hit two or three keys at once. Hell, I even have problems phoning people when I am drunk.

Alas, that depends on the level of drunkeness. Drunk as in "I manage to drink a bottle of whiskey in one try and I cannot stand anymore" or drunk as in "I drank a bottle of vodka over the whole evening/night and my memory is a bit blurry".

Sending a message is really not easy even if it is big. Because usually I have trouble reading the display. Actaully that is a good criteria for assessing how drunk you are...well at least for me. If I can't read the display anymore I am properly fucking drunk. If i can still read it I can get another drink.

I will try if I can get even more drunk today and see how my text message skills compare to yesterday. I have a sauna party today. I will bring some finnish vodka. That should do the trick.

Ah, yes that is true. I also have problems reading the display, it can be a bit blurry.

I once tried to write something after I emptied a bottle of vodka, a bottle of rum and some really disgusting whatever its name was. My friends brought me outside to the wastebin and told me to phone them when I finnished throwing up. I could not phone them because a) could not read the display b) could not use the keys c) was shaking all over because it was Novembre, pretty cold an I was only wearing a shirt. When I finally managed to use fast dial (yes, I needed five minutes to push a single button...) I even had problems speaking because I could not control my jaw... that wasn´t nice. Since then I moderate my alcohol intake. (most of the time)

yep..most of the times. Me too...but not always.

The worst is when you start sending messages to your ex at 4AM.

At 4Am? Yep that can have a bad result, even more so when you are drunk and the message is... let me say unfriendly.
But hey, it is only the ex, worse would be the present girlfriend.

This of course depends on the content of the message.

i forgot to mention the only interesting thing that happened last night besides getting really piss drunk.

i went to the toilet and saw to my suprise that there was a woman there. I always start a conversation with women in men's toilets. it is one of those rules. i can't reproduce the conversation here, but it was one of those surreal conversations.

The boyfriend joined in, and this actually didn't kill the surreal conversation. It just went on.


They were in the men's toilet because they had spilled wine on themselves. I managed to convince her to really soak his pants with water and rub it hard. he didn't look happy about that.


I like these kind of moments.

Must have been entertaining. :D

Ye'r weird when ye'r drunk, spuriousmonkey. Wouldn't want a picture of it. :D

duh...?, i was born in the japanese year of the horse

dude, i seriously got 284mph on the spankmonkey

469... its not that hard - just *CENSORED*

Ye'r weird when ye'r drunk, spuriousmonkey. Wouldn't want a picture of it. :D

Better also not ask of a picture of me in the morning after a night of drinking.

I didn't . . . but what's stopping ya?

469... its not that hard - just move it to the back, then move the mouse round the outside and then onto the otherside of the monkey

Shh . . . that's a secret.

I didn't . . . but what's stopping ya?

My roommate (she) borrowed my digital camera to take sex pictures of her and her young stud.

Did ya end up having any of them? :p :D

Bloody hell...I can hear them already enough. The walls are paper thin.

"Shh . . . that's a secret."

well then thank God for the edit button

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this was excellent.

ok, that´pretty funny. :D

this one was also very good

http://home.comcast.net/~clintus/castin.mov

Jesus..I can still remember this year. It was a really good year.

fuck your necromancy shit.

it is only cool when i do it.

Yes, yes puppets! Dance puppets!

fuck your necromancy shit.

it is only cool when i do it.

I was not trying to be cool. i was trying to be stupid.

I was not trying to be cool. i was trying to be stupid.
hey, ive come to the opinion that it isnt worth doing anything, if it isnt to be cool.

cool guys are awesome!

cool guys are awesome!
DOes that mean that awesome guys are cool? I'm awesome but I'm not sure if I'm cool.

its easy to answer, actually....

do you have a leather jacket?

What kind of leather jacket?

Do you mean a biker jacket, as sported by James Dean, Marlon Brando, Sid Vicious and other law-breaking prison fodder down the ages?

"What're you rebelling against, Johnny?"
"Whaddya got?"

Or do you mean those stupid, long leather jackets that goths and other universally-ridiculed social rejects wear?

The reason I ask is: I don't have either.

well, i like you, so i suppose we can overlook the lack of a leather jacket.
(hint: the answer was "fuck you, devil inside.")

yeah, you are cool....but you arent awesome anymore until you do something to prove it to us "cool kids".

Will this do?

Will this do?

Where is the puddy tat?

Gone to non-awesome puddy tat heaven, Sam. :(

Gone to non-awesome puddy tat heaven, Sam. :(

Wah! http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/20.gif

Will this do?
perfect!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FZ8ZeV73gr8
learn from this instructional video, my children!!

I wanna bee a kool cit.