You're all a bunch of puffs. I've never heard so much nonsense. I'm English, me. I can't drink soup, but I can still spell floccinaucinihilipilification. The worst person EVER in history was Josef Stalin, he was a thoroughly BAD MAN.

This is my first post. Fuck off.

Fellate me :-)

Carefull boys your makin' me hard...

I'm English, me.

and I'm ashamed...
Guess your a Man U fan. You must be a southerner. I hear your clubs for sale BTW:D

Off to the cesspit we go..
Dee Cee

You're all a bunch of puffs. I've never heard so much nonsense. I'm English, me. I can't drink soup, but I can still spell floccinaucinihilipilification. The worst person EVER in history was Josef Stalin, he was a thoroughly BAD MAN.

This is my first post. Fuck off.

would you like a NICE cup ot tea?

I am a Man U fan! I'm not a southerner though, I'm from up North, me. I breed whippets and eat vulcanised rubber. My mate Big Alan reckons he's harder than me but he's not, I could take that fat slob with one hand tied behind my back!

[Edit] P.S.: Would anybody care for a fight?

so you like me home team hey.......well HARD........HAVE IT!!
btw, ar you a fat dad with a skinhead by any chance?

My mate Big Alan reckons he's harder than me but he's not, I could take that fat slob with one hand tied behind my back!

And you think we're gay?
Off to canal street with you...
I'm sure you can find some 'hard' boys on the towpath. The bondage angle would just be a bonus.

BTW Whippets suck. Kill 'em and build a pigeon loft instead.

I eat Hollands pies I do...

P.S.: Would anybody care for a fight?

Anytime you want lager boy....
Dee Cee

haha...you can tell he's a northern lad...got a sense of humour, and..its ANAL street
shit...your SOOOO common

Hmm, queer :) CUMS :) to mind! Also, Stalin kicked ass, if I was ever the president of the US, I would rule pretty much like he did. On with the Great Purge II!!!!!

Hmm, queer :) CUMS :) to mind! Also, Stalin kicked ass, if I was ever the president of the US, I would rule pretty much like he did. On with the Great Purge II!!!!!

ok, your first

"Anytime you want lager boy...."

I don't drink lager, me, it's a puffs drink. I drink bitter, me, probably, with powdered glass and a meat pie in it, and I'll fight any big girl's blouse who says I don't.

But besides, I don't hit birds - except when they wind me up with their constant whingeing: "Ooh, you haven't put the bin out and the binmen are coming today, why can't you help me out more, you never lift a finger to help, I've got all the clothes to wash, ironing to do, I've got the kids to pick up from school and all you do is sit there in that chair, Janice's fella does everything for her but you never even... " BAM! SHAT YER BLEEDIN' MARF DORIS, I'M TRYIN' TER WATCH THE - BAM - FATBAW!!! NAH WHERE'S MY TEA!!!

Are you a bird, DeeCee?

Who's been reading Sid The Sexist?

Shut the fuck up, plz

Shut the fuck up, plz

Who? Him or me? I hate Korn. I even perfer Slopknit instead and, infinitely, Ms. Cillaaaaa Blaaaaaaack!!

"Anyone oo 'ad a 'eart", etc.

Will you be my friend?

[Edit] Forget that - you're a kid!!! Christ, 1989!?? I've got nose hairs older than that! Get outside and get some fresh air in your lungs!!!

Dude...you got issues, man...

We English don't have 'issues' - that's strictly an American thing. Keep your therapists and your Tai Chi experts, and all your other snake-oil sellers. There's nobbut wrong with me, lad!

Nothing a good punch in the mouth couldn't fix, anyway.

[Edit] It could be quite a good, funny website-type-thing this, but there's far too much navel-gazing for my liking. That's you bloody Americans again - there's a big wide world out there, you know! Get out more!

1. I'm not American, dumbass
2. You do know what I'm talking about
3. Fuck you

I think he is funny, can I keep him?

NO!!!!!!...He's MINE! my homie

he's up for a laugh, and that's alright by me

us northerners got a wicked sense of humour, when we're not killin people. aint that right Fred?

Nuttyfish: Your so-called-website's not very good. And that's me being polite.

Dreamwalker: Work on your website too, you lazy lad.

I've got a website. It's called Fat Alan World. You can't visit it though. It's in my head..

...alright. just let me pop this.....

Dude...you got issues, man...

Whatever happened to kornrulz? God, he was a miserable, attention-seeking little ****.

I misses duendy though. :(

Come back, you mad witch.

Did you felate korey in the end?

I still don't know who he was telling to shut up...who gives a toss?

Whatever happened to kornrulz? God, he was a miserable, attention-seeking little ****.

I misses duendy though. :(

Come back, you mad witch.


Lol, your english???? I wouldn't have never guessed that in a million years, i thought you were american or canadian .

It was me I think, tabs, and deservedly so. Allow me to take this opportunity to apologise for mistakenly identifying you all as homosexuals, it's just that you look like you might be from a distance, so sorry about that.

Nickelodeon? You're dead. :)

You're all a bunch of puffs. I've never heard so much nonsense. I'm English, me. I can't drink soup, but I can still spell floccinaucinihilipilification. The worst person EVER in history was Josef Stalin, he was a thoroughly BAD MAN.

This is my first post. Fuck off.

Mao killed 70 million of his own people. In peace time.

Lol, your english???? I wouldn't have never guessed that in a million years, i thought you were american or canadian .
Thank God for that. I thought you were going to say Dutch there for a moment. Phew *wipes brow*

Mao killed 70 million of his own people. In peace time.
Amateur. Only kidding. A fair effort.

Thank God for that. I thought you were going to say Dutch there for a moment. Phew *wipes brow*



What's wrong with being Dutch???

Everything.

Perhaps a passing Dutch person could answer that..?

What's wrong with being Dutch???

You're kidding, right?
Dutch?
Eeeuw.

Perhaps a passing Dutch person could answer that..?

The invented the word apartheid.

They live next to belgians.

They made the slave trade profitable again.

They massacred indonesians.

They massacred anyone basically...

They drink beer by the meter and not foot.

Dutch

Nickelodeon's necromancy...

So there we have it. Also, this (http://www.guardian.co.uk/frontpage/story/0,,1823089,00.html). Liberalism gone mad.

Not to mention the obligatory semen tasting classes at school for both girls AND boys!! Unlike other European nations.

Well.. nothing wrong with that..

Not to mention the obligatory semen tasting classes at school for both girls AND boys!! Unlike other European nations.

You're totally obssessed with Spunk

That'll be the Dutchman in him.




Actually, there are probably several Dutchmen in him.

That'll be the Dutchman in him.




Actually, there are probably several Dutchmen in him.

Only one at a time.

Shouldn't it be:
"You is all a bunch of puffs.
Especially you, la-di-dah Gunner Graham"

(IAHHM)

''You're all a bunch of puffs. I've never heard so much nonsense. I'm English, me. I can't drink soup, but I can still spell floccinaucinihilipilification. The worst person EVER in history was Josef Stalin, he was a thoroughly BAD MAN.

This is my first post. Fuck off.''

I'm sure you're a nice guy and all :bugeye: but if you're going to slag someone off for bad spelling, at least learn how to spell yourself... I mean, the heading... ''Puffs'' > that's what i eat for breakfast with a nice dash of milk... it's ''poofs''...

not were I come from, sunny Jim, and besides u can kiss my arse.

Reiku has poofs for breakfast.

I have air poofs for breakfast...they are these pockets of air in air and I eat them for breakfast, with other food. Basically what you do is you open the mouth and eat the pockets of air in air....delicious I know and it is very nutritious, has oxygen in it...good for being alive.

I have air poofs for breakfast...they are these pockets of air in air and I eat them for breakfast, with other food. Basically what you do is you open the mouth and eat the pockets of air in air....delicious I know and it is very nutritious, has oxygen in it...good for being alive.

I thought you cared about your health. Eating that kind of stuff shaves off years of your life expectancy.

I thought you cared about your health. Eating that kind of stuff shaves off years of your life expectancy.

incorrect...without that kind of stuff my life expectancy would be next to nothing.

Are they sugar poofs?

Are they sugar poofs?

the color of methylamphetamine?

Can you give us the brand name of the poofs. We will look them up for nutritional value and drug content.

cuz we are worried about your health.

Also tell us if you eat them with milk, becasue milk is extreemely hazardous to some.

yes Reiku....what brand are those?

Reiku has poofs for breakfast.

Noonee
noonee
noooonoo!

redarmy11
''not were I come from, sunny Jim, and besides u can kiss my arse.''
No thanks... i'll pass on that.

Nickelodeon
''Are they sugar poofs?''
Yeh... pretty sickening things... They're alright from time-to-time... >

''Also tell us if you eat them with milk, becasue milk is extreemely hazardous to some.''

lol

I eat kittens for breakest... ARGH

It was interesting to note that redarmy's style hasn't changed since the outset.

*Poof!*

It was interesting to note that redarmy's style hasn't changed since the outset.

*Poof!*

there exist a line of life...a chart so to speak with x as time values in years and y as change in character, and it shows that the exponential curve is maxed out at age 25 and upon reaching the vertex, logarithmically decreases until it almost makes a smooth line just above x axis. What does this tell us? It tells us that "age takes toll on individual" ... the rust of a 40 year old ship eats away the hull and exposes the naked truth of ocean salt to the interior. Exactly.

...There exists a line...leading into nearby psychiatric facilities. You should get on this line and walk down it. Stay in there until the rust exposes your rear end. Exactly.

Esoterics, I ask you. Is the rabbit almost done?

...There exists a line...leading into nearby psychiatric facilities. You should get on this line and walk down it. Stay in there until the rust exposes your rear end. Exactly.

Esoterics, I ask you. Is the rabbit almost done?

I'm the rabbit and I am almost done. cooked to say the least.

Don't let the mushroom know. He'll want one too, and then they all will. By then, you'll be up to your ass in forks.

redarmy's 'style'
...

wot?

Relax, yer big puff. I was only teasing yer.

You were implying that I have a 'style'.

Basically you were calling me false.

A style is false?

That's false.

Style. Fashion. It implies something invented and ephemeral. Whereas the reality is that I'm simply bitter, short-tempered and have a thing about homosexuals.

What? You have a thing about homosexuals? Why, are you a closit homo yourself?

Explian 'closit'.

Style. Fashion. It implies something invented and ephemeral. Whereas the reality is that I'm simply bitter, short-tempered and have a thing about homosexuals.

Can't a person's style be a realistic expression of their internal desires for self-expression? That's what all the women's magazines tell me...not that I read them for the articles, you understand.

You know... One of these stereotypical guys who put down homosexuals, but really, they can't get enough of their mothers porno collection...

Can't a person's style be a realistic expression of their internal desires for self-expression? That's what all the women's magazines tell me...not that I read them for the articles, you understand.
If you're going to swan about expressing your 'internal desires for self-expression', you'd better be an artist, a poet, an author, a musician or some kind of designer - and a good one at that. In any other circumstances it will simply mark you out as a legitimate target for violence and public ridicule.

Well, I can see why you're so sensitive about the issue.

We're legion - the mobbish majority with no discernible talent. We're frightened, confused and shot through with a nameless, directionless anger. You need to respect us for that.

Or what? Face the concerted wall of your disapproving frowns? I sneer in the face of your respectable massed citizenry.

"Oooh - neighbour'ood's gone t' th' dogs, it 'as, since that Geoff moved in."

Could be said of sciforums as well, really.

'e attacked me wi' big words yer 'Onour.

...trying to think of a suitable response and I've got nothing. Something a housewife in Dorset would complain about. No idea. Didn't put the old newspapers in the bin, just let them pile up. Ah well.

lol

Wait: Graham Chapman as the judge.

"Do you have a license for those words, Mr. Jenkinson?

Why Jenkinson? Because they're all bloody Jenkinson. Jenkin the piratical Norseman got around, it seems.

'e were a horny old bugger and no mistake. Many a Dorset housewife has fallen to his lavish promises and guttural whispers.

Forgive my misapprehension but I was rather under the impression that a licence isn't necessary for non-scientific, only moderately-polysyllabic words like ecumenical, maldistribute and perspicacious, which were the only ones I clouted him with, your Honour.

After it again, innie, yer Honour? I wuz in shop, just about ter serve 'im 'is chips an' pie, when he up an' attacked me wi' disreputable and u-u-unpalatable... beggin' yer Honour's pardon. *takes off cap* Sticks at noffing, 'e don't.

Judge- Drop the vernacular
Curly-dis ainno vernacula, itsa doybee