What what would be your final words on your death-bed? Would you leave with a whimper or would you do an Arnie and proclaim, "I'll be back".

Or perhaps your last words will be, "Who the fuck started this thread?"

my friend always wanted to with his last dying breathe write I GOT OUT in his own blood. that sounds like a good option.

my dying words be "damn i was sexy...and i hope god forgives arrogance because here i come big guy".....

or

"Well here comes your worst friend...hope you exist because i wanna meet ya"

Me laying on my deathbed, all of my friends and family surrounding me:

"Eli, I....*cough, hack* l-l*cough* I love you. You were so weird and the best guy friend in the world and I even thought you were pretty hot when you were on my doorstep that one day *hack*

"Nicole.....*gag, cough* You were so fun to hang out with, and I loved gossiping with you about Eli and Mark *gasp*

"Jacob, you were a great guy....*struggle* and an even better friend. WE never did get to see anger managment together....*cough*

"mom dad....you were very....pretective. Bye, I love you."

"David.....I didn't really know you, but that's okay. Cuz even while we hung out together you never wronged me, and were always a sweet well-mannered *sputter and cough* guy.

"Oh god, why hast thou forsaken thee!!! I wanted to make love with B.E.N.!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!??????????"

Thankyou, that's what I would say. *grin*

"who's your daddy?"

"Damn, I hate when this happens"

"im on drugs"

lock up.

I think I will die quietly.:)

poop my pants

Originally posted by yumyum
"im on drugs"

ROFLMAO!!!

I believe it is said like this:

I'M ON DRUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

cya.

"Don't worry, it's perfectly safe!" :D

Fatal exeption occured :)

My last words are likely to be my own or Edgar Allan Poe's...

Mine: We are all imposters in an inconceivable ruse.

Poe's: The sickness-the nausea-
The pitiless pain-
Have ceased, with the fever
That maddened my brain-
With the fever called "Living"
That burned in my brain.

Or maybe I'll mutter something about a Conqueror Worm.

"I repent";)

mine would be

FORGIVE THEM FATHER, FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY ARE DOING!!!

I would use someone else words for my friends :
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." Elbert Hubbard

Courtesy of George Carlin (paraphrased):

"When you die, I think they should give you a 2-minute warning. That way, you can get up and tell people how much you love them and appreciate all the stuff they've done for you. And just before your time runs out, you can end it with, 'And if I'm wrong, may God strike me dead!'"

I can't believe no one has mentioned this:

Shema Yisrael, Adonai Elohaynu, Adonai Echad

^My dying words^

I PROTEST!!!

Originally posted by Alien Mastermind
I PROTEST!!!

"No objections !!!"

:D

If i had but 24 hours to live this is what i would say...

everyone~ i wish i could have died in my sleep like grandpa.... not like every one else in the car yelling and screaming.

Brittany~ love forever and alwase but move on with youre life after im gone, find another jordan and be true to him, and have youre three beautyfull children.

Claire~ im sry i never got the chance to *realy* love you, you are a verry special person, and a great artist, dont lose either of those qualities.

Jonathan and Daniel~ i know you guys are my brothers but all my crap goes to my friends, peace out

My parents~ let jonathan and daniel live there own lives, i love you

everyone~ farewell till we meet on the other side ... Aloha which means goodbye and hello... "cough, cough, gasp" *as his sould leaves this world*

If just Brandon was in the room:

"Brandon, I don't know where I'm going or what's going to happen to me now, but I wish you could take my place."

If anyone else was in the room:

"Would everyone step outside, so I can talk to Brandon alone for a minute?"

-> damn it

I think I'll just see what happens. Maybe none of us will get a chance to have a dying breath, if I do, I'll wait and see what comes out, it probably wont be reason-able :D

I will most likely die in a state of insanity and say something stupid like "Bumble... gah!" and then fart.

i would love to confuse people, with something like 'I buried all my money--akk'*gurgle and die*:D

'Damn thats some good shit!!'

I was about to post a thread on suicide and I get to this forum and this is the top thread?!?!?!? Crazy shit.


Last words:

'ABOUT FUCKING TIME"
"THANK GOD"
"I didnt cheat on you!"(joke)
'Did you hear that really loud ASTERIOD HITTING THE PLANET sound?'
'Was that what a Nuclear Flash looked like?'


Yea I have a weak heart every day I just kinda laugh cuz it could happen, like every day! But maybe not I have not been sick in 7 years so maybe not..............

But, and I am being serious here, I might just say:

BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!!!!!!!!!!

Another possibility is
''IT WAS ME, I DID IT, AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? KILL ME? MUHAHAH*gurrllghnhh*''

Originally posted by moonman
Another possibility is
''IT WAS ME, I DID IT, AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? KILL ME? MUHAHAH*gurrllghnhh*''

HAHA! Ok I gotta give another one, and as lame as it will be:


"Yes, you do look fat in that dress"

As the knife stabs......................

My epitaph will be engraved as such: Look to the sky. The sun has just expended its supply of fuel. It will now expand into a a red giant class star. In eight minutes the Earth will be consumed in a great deluge of radiation and fire.

Sooner or later it will apply, and when it does it will be quite poignant.

"If I can, I will haunt you"

Finally.

Empath - you might also want to say "God i wished i had learned how to type and spell"
:D


as for me "Whoa"....*Keanu Reeves style ala Matrix*

i would tell everyone this:

"be Happy, Don't kill each other, Go to concerts"

But in all reality, it'll probably be more like "Owwww!"

"you mean that wasn't chicken in that pot pie?"

"come closer" (everyone moves in) (whisper), 'i have to tell you..............RAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"

"if i'm going, i'm taking someone with me!!!":mad:

"Is that a iceberg?"