does god have sex? :D and with whom? :p

Since there is no God then why ask?

He fucks people over every day.

Sometimes I do.

LOL. (If only I had wits.... :( )

haha

does god have sex? :D and with whom? :p

Which god?....Zeus fucked left and right...his woman knew too but he didn't care. He did in broad daylight.

with mary of course, thats what the bible says

vslayer-with mary of course, thats what the bible says

Orrr, he artificially inseminated her. :D just a thought! :D

god is a wanker...

god is a wanker...


:D too short

Since there is no God then why ask?
how do you know that?

God masturbates. He's learned his lesson; last time he had an affair with a woman, they're talking about it 2000 years later.

god is a wanker...
what is on god's mind wanking?

Which god?....Zeus fucked left and right...his woman knew too but he didn't care. He did in broad daylight.
what a bad god.

what is on god's mind wanking?


Yes thats pretty much it. It also explains why it rains :), and how else would a omnipotent god manage to make a world like this, unless the world is only like a game of "sim city" and we are in the begning(sp?) of the "Burn it all" stage :).

Good thing i dont belive in a god, so when it rains on me its only rain.

You are so uneducated. When it rains little angels in the clouds are pissing down.

if god has sex?

well, just go to church and ask him/her/it.

Aren't priests married to god?

angels are so immature peeing on people, next time it rains im going to pee right back. Anyway since you are so educated spurious i have some questions then:

(assuming cristianty)

1. if i dont belive in god, does his angels still pee on me?
2. if i do belive in god, why does his angels pee on me?
3. if im an atiest why does the angels not leave me alone
4. is thunder god farting
5. if i fancy old mytology, do the gods of old pee on me?
6. whats this facination with pee

i think spurious is too educated to answer your questins Kunax :p

But i do see why you have that avatar now :)

1. if i dont belive in god, does his angels still pee on me?
Yes, Angels drink lots of beer and their bladders get full rather easily and need to be relieved, whether you believe in god or not.

2. if i do belive in god, why does his angels pee on me?
Angels drink lots of beer and their bladders get full rather easily and need to be relieved, whether you believe in god or not.

3. if im an atiest why does the angels not leave me alone
It is nothing personal. It is just that they cannot resist beer.

4. is thunder god farting
No, it is god thinking. God's brain activity results in a discharge of bio-supernatural electricity, a super-spark as it were. This is also known as lighting. You might have noticed that lightning preceeds the thunder. The thunder is nothing more than a displacement of electrons in your auditory center of your brain by gods spark. This is a slow process so if the lighting is far away it will take longer before gods spark effects your auditory centers.


5. if i fancy old mytology, do the gods of old pee on me?
Your sexual preference cannot influence the beer consumption of angels.

haha missed one :)

- As a none beliver is there a place where i can complain about the angles bladder problems?
- As a none beliver how can i belive i can complain in the first place
- Why dont the angles ask god for larger bladders, his suppose to be oomnipotent you know
- does god hate humans since he allows angles to pee on them
- what da hell was this thread about

- oh yea, i remember some fairly recent events where we learned that Catholic priests likes little boys, can we there for assume that god likes little boys... better not die young :)

6. whats this facination with pee

it reflects the immature state of the philosoophical growth of human nature.

- As a none beliver is there a place where i can complain about the angles bladder problems?
yes, the ministry of funny walks.

- As a none beliver how can i belive i can complain in the first place
Drugs.

- Why dont the angles ask god for larger bladders, his suppose to be oomnipotent you know
Peeing feels good. It is the closest thing they come to sex, because angels are not allowed to fornicate like little devils.

- does god hate humans since he allows angles to pee on them
Do you not feel worthy of god's blessings my ungrateful son?

- what da hell was this thread about
Does god have sex?

- oh yea, i remember some fairly recent events where we learned that Catholic priests likes little boys, can we there for assume that god likes little boys... better not die young
Scientific logic has no place in god's house my arrogant son.

i think spurious is too educated to answer your questins Kunax :p

I will gladly leave my ivory tower once in a while to amuse myself with the mob.

(insert Dr. Evil laugh)

Yes thats pretty much it. It also explains why it rains :), and how else would a omnipotent god manage to make a world like this, unless the world is only like a game of "sim city" and we are in the begning(sp?) of the "Burn it all" stage :).

Good thing i dont belive in a god, so when it rains on me its only rain.
He is omni-something,which means he can get a mate if there is one indeed and no need to wank.
And if rain has anything to do with wanking, you should have got preg a thounsand times already.

Aren't priests married to god?
Does marriage leads to sex absolutely?

with mary of course, thats what the bible says
bible says Mary get preg, but does not tell us how god made it happen. tube?clone?rape?

haha missed one :)

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- what da hell was this thread about

:)
I feel sorry for god if he can not have sex.

God can have sex.
He, however, sets the example for all.
If he didn't have sex, then why does he have children?
Why did he assign them as different parts of him? Did he genesplice himself?

The truth is, God did have sex. If he does any more, I shall ask!

Regards,
J.

Does marriage leads to sex absolutely?
It is the purpose of marriage.

It is the purpose of marriage.

marriage certainly have far more than just sex, for example, for money, for political benefit, for............

God can have sex.
He, however, sets the example for all.

Regards,
J.
what about homo?

what about homo?

Homoerectus is what humans are!

durr!!!!!

Regards,
J.

God has sex all the time, he's always fucking with christians' minds.

When he cums constellations are born, therefore we are the bi-product of astronomical constellations.

Who is god screwing?.

Well he screwed the "Lucifuf" guy over pretty good, made him dwell in the underworld, the lucifur guy is always fucking with christians' minds as well.

So the Christians get fucked by both mentally, by god and the devil. They both laugh at these pundits.

Godless. :D

God does have sex......he is currently having a threeway with the traveler and Q from startrek

But I thought everytime I masterbate God kills a kitten? (the picture would be nice if I still had it)

Most of the time, people have sex in order to experience certain feelings. Highly advanced entities possibly use simpler (more direct) ways how to get and keep feelings they can enjoy. There is also a theoretical possibility that there is something even better than greatest feelings (a better way of experiencing the universe, something we do not have a sense for) so those entities may not even bother with the stuff we value so much.

aaarrrggg, logic, why must you torment us cesspool dwellers with this logic you talk :D

G71, You are quite logical in your truth. It is the truth, and I know that. But can "God" feel the way we do???

vslayer, logic is the way. Logic created us, logic keeps us going, illogic will destroy us.
"So say I and many other. For the theoretical 'god' is infact many gods, not just one. But Zeus is the father of the Gods & Goddesses So he is logically the one we are talking about.


Regards,
J.

in fact god could be touching you in the penis RIGHT NOW!!!

Yeah, how else is it you sometimes get erections for no reason at all.

What the fuck do you think?
We were, after all, created in His image and likeness.
Only GOD has perfect sex.

Eat yer freakin hearts out.!

:D

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Holy fuck. And I thought my threads were retarded.

I wish we could have some more stupidass threads like "Is incest wrong?" or "would you rape a girl?" or "would you rape a cat?" All asked in a dead serious way by the same guy. Sdenezi.

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Does god have sex?

If man was made in the image of god, I guess so.

I was going to start a thread with exactly the same title, but on finding this one I revive it instead.

With all this talk of big bang and sterile nutrinos I think "cosmic orgasm".

The topic deserved more respect than to swim in the Cesspool.

--- Ron.


I just noticed this now that you pointed it out. It actually adds some reason to the original posters argument, if there was one.

God is sex.

No, he doesn't. Why would he? God made sex so there can be more people on Earth. he wouldn't have those kind of feelings.

I think if god actually existed he would probably enjoy some hot pussy like anyone else. ;)

No, he doesn't. Why would he? God made sex so there can be more people on Earth. he wouldn't have those kind of feelings.

Seriously, God is sex. Male + Female = God/Baby. God is sex. God is evolution.

I wish we could have some more stupidass threads like "Is incest wrong?" or "would you rape a girl?" or "would you rape a cat?" All asked in a dead serious way by the same guy. Sdenezi.

Rape is always wrong. Incest, well some people think it's right, but I think it weakens your genetic code.

does god have sex? :D and with whom? :pDidn’t the Christian God rape Mary?

Does God masturbate?

where do I go to check my private messages?

If someone with the power of God did not have a lot of sex, he's a pretty big idiot. He could at least give himself the normal attractiveness and charisma of a normal human male, go to a bar, and let things proceed naturally.

Most likely he did with Mary. It did say that the Holy Spirit came upon her...

9 times out of 10, every time someone has sex they yell out, 'Oh god!' Therefore, god must have sex at least millions of times per minute. I'm surprised he has any time left to do his other chores.

Sargentlard: Zeus fucked left and right...his woman knew too but he didn't care.

He may not of cared but Hera sure did. If I recall correctly Echo ends up losing her voice protecting one of Zeus's indiscretions

does god have sex? :D and with whom? :p

She has divine sex.... Ungodly...

Rape is always wrong. Incest, well some people think it's right, but I think it weakens your genetic code.

I thought incest only brought out recesive genes.

So were talking abouth a being that only hires virgin male servants. And let them where dresses all day long. I don't wanna now what he does in the bedroom.

So were talking abouth a being that only hires virgin male servants. And let them where dresses all day long. I don't wanna now what he does in the bedroom.
Forgot the nuns.

God masturbates.

Yes thats pretty much it. It also explains why it rains :), and how else would a omnipotent god manage to make a world like this, unless the world is only like a game of "sim city" and we are in the begning(sp?) of the "Burn it all" stage.

Good thing i dont belive in a god, so when it rains on me its only rain.

But I thought everytime I masterbate God kills a kitten? (the picture would be nice if I still had it)

It's interesting to note that the ancient Egyptians thought the world was created when one of their gods (I forget which) masturbated. We are borne from his semen. :D

And Blandnuts, Google searches always help (http://images.google.com/images?q=masturbates+god+kitten). (But you're probably long gone now.)


marriage certainly have far more than just sex, for example, for money, for political benefit, for............

Hm... Interesting thought. *Saves it for later*


9 times out of 10, every time someone has sex they yell out, 'Oh god!' Therefore, god must have sex at least millions of times per minute. I'm surprised he has any time left to do his other chores.

I don't shout "Oh God!" when I do anything sexual. He must not love me. :(

I don't shout "Oh God!" when I do anything sexual. He must not love me.

I don't shout either, but she sure does! Ohhh!Oh! God! More, MORE, Ohh!! God yes, yes....yes...yes... Never thought myself as god, but then again, it's a nice compliment! :p