300

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  1. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    I saw a thread on this movie in the recent past but this fora only offers one page! I can't WAIT to see this thrilling, erotic movie about the Battle of Thenopolis between the 300 Greek elite Spartans and the Persian hordes. All those meaty men in little thongs, wrapped in chains and armor and sweat! As a fan of the Rome series I look forward to this film for many reasons. An early review! http://www.slate.com/id/2161450?nav=ais
     
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    there will be also fat ones with thick blue veins sticking out of their legs and huge bellies all with dirt covered and particles of blood of goat they just ate.
     
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    The review says otherwise......

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    oh no, they will be there...featured with the broken teeth and faces with smiles that look like they had been killed twice or so, their blue skin will turn black greenish as soon as the heads from the cold blade of a spear will cut through the thick yellow fat filled skin and snap the spine out of its crumbled exoskeleton...all part of the war between them all.
     
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    Sounds awesome. The extended preview I saw showed teeming legions of sculpted men wearing leather thongs and weilding battle axes,etc. I want to see it at an IMAX theater!
     
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    but you see the preview is always like that, showing the lowlifes and such...meanwhile the reality of the movie is much more eerie.
     
  10. Genji Registered Senior Member

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    Yes. Brutally violent, filled with nudity, sex and history topped with a heavy dash of scifi. Like I said, I can't wait!
     
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    about the nudity...oh yes the fat guys with huge bellies will expose it all...beneath that layer of fat and the clappering belly nothing will be seen in darkness of bushes...when nothing is there to be seen in the first place. Oh but they will expose it all on top too...of course after it all gets to be cut off, in ravaging war and blood thirsty rivers. Are you ready to see it all? the crumbling bodies beneath the many others...and the promised warriors with thongs end up being monsters made of dirt and nothingness! :mufc: :jason:
     
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    TONS of sexy beef in 300!!!!!!!
     
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    oh yes.

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    Mmm-mm good....
     
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    ....

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    ....I couldn't find a picture of rotten meat...too bad.

    Actually I think this meat is from female cows...those poor cows, if this meat is from male cows...we need to feed it to the dogs!
     
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    Milk cows or female cattle are not slaughtered for consumption. Beef cattle are all male. You must not be from around here. STICK TO THE MOVIE 300! thanx

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    NEXT!
     
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    I am.....from......K-PAX

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    Probably some sweaty wenches being seized by the Persian hordes, some brothel scenes, dancing whores kinda thing.
     
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    no I imagine it more like scenes of beautiful wifes young and innocent almost virgin like with golden hair and nice subtle breasts and body so smooth, the warrior would never let it go if not for war.
     
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