How Will The Person Above You Die ?

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  1. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    falling asleep and burning to death in a tanning bed
     
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  3. original sine Registered Senior Member

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    Breaking her neck in a precarious sexual position.
     
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  7. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Genji will kill me and the police will shoot him for it

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  8. Nickelodeon Banned Banned

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    A heart attack, moments before having sex with a woman for the first time.
     
  9. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    Eventually landing hard at the end of that freefall in his avatar.
     
  10. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Old age in the arms of his beloved new bride.
     
  11. draqon Banned Banned

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    flying in the dusty apogee of a new planet, burning the skin like paper dust flying in wind above the new driest ocean without a drop of a water.
     
  12. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    slitting her own throat with her sharp tongue
     
  13. draqon Banned Banned

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    slitting her own fingernails while looking with half of two eyes on the reflection of the second eye of God Ra raging the fire within the soul like dying sun that burns your body and changes all to dust that drifts beyond the nuclear cirrus clouds above the corpses were you lie.
     
  14. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    choke on a tea bag that he leaves in his tea cup!!
     
  15. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    having a heat attack when David Caruso pinches her butt.
     
  16. GhostofMaxwell. Banned Banned

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    tumbling down the stair while trying to put on square pants.
     
  17. original sine Registered Senior Member

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    By another fine mess...

    That was a headline in my local paper and I thought of you, GhostOfMaxwell, even though it should have been Laurel & Hardy...
     
  18. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Struck by frozen mass of "accidentally" jettisoned airliner toilet effluvia plummeting to Earth...
     
  19. mountainhare Banned Banned

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    Given a bowel rupturing enema by an incompetent, transvestite nurse named Bubba.
     
  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    he will awaken from this dream of life
     
  21. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Dragon will be hit by a truck during one of his sleep-walking instances
     
  22. draqon Banned Banned

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    shadows will dance around you and lift you hovering above tree branches, than carry you up into the sky were lightning rages and ball of lightning will approach you and you will fall at terminal velocity while the ball lightning will be falling behind you, the hard splash of your body into the miles of water mist above cold Atlantic ocean will awaken and intensify your sense until a dolphin will rise from the seas and smile at you with the dental like crystalline teeth making you fall for it even further until there is nothing but ocean surround the drifting pieces of your body amidst the rising scenery of steep mountains of Chile.

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  23. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Ouch.. lol
    But such a cool way to die

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