Grossest thing you've ever eaten back accident.

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Gondolin, Jan 4, 2008.

  1. francois Schwat? Registered Senior Member

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    Haha, one time my brother didn't have anyone to dare him to do something stupid, so he was like, "Hey, Andy, do you dare me to drink this glass of white vinegar?"

    So I was like, "Huh? What? Sure. Go for it."

    So almost to my disbelief, he drank a near complete 8 ounces of this stuff. In less than a minute he was in the toilet puking. He gave me the same glass asking me to fill it with water. What did I do? You guessed it. I filled it with more vinegar and gave it back to him. He took a swig and then spat it on the bathroom mirror and sink. Surprisingly, I didn't get a beating for that.
     
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  3. Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    I absolutely despise hair in my food. It seems that hair has a special ability to make you gag hard!
     
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  5. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    I'm colorblind and nearsighted. One time at school I didn't have my glasses, and I thought I was getting baked beans. It turned out to be cherry pie filling, yuk!
     
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  7. Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    Whoah you're colorblind?

    Does that mean you dont see color? Wow, I feel for ya then......:bawl:
     
  8. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Colorblind rarely means people can't see color entirely. It means a deficiency in the cones that detect color, so we often cannot easily distinguish between similar colors. Brown and red are a problem for me, unless they are very clear and a large area. I probably would have noticed the cherries by texture if I had my glasses.
     
  9. Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    Oh, I thought you meant you see black and white
     
  10. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    No, that would suck, especially since so much of my work is in the field of art and design.
     
  11. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    Besides having earned my "red wings", I'd say the grossest thing I've eaten back accident was a piece of moldy cake out of a neighbor's garage.

    The funny thing about this cake was the fact that the mold was the same color as the original icing

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    I think I was about 10 years old when it happened.
     
  12. superstring01 Moderator

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    Monochromacy is rare, but does provide the individual with a few benefits. Usually their perception shades & texture of B&W are many times greater than polychromats. Moreover, they usually see much better in the dark. I've heard that they used to be used in wars-past as night time snipers because of their superior night vision.

    ~String

    [note: the grossest thing I've ever eaten was sheep's brains in an omelet]
     
  13. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Oh, you just reminded me. When I was about 8, I ate a bite of a doughnut I picked up from the ground. But it wasn't an accident.
     
  14. Neildo Gone Registered Senior Member

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    Nice swirling, red, vortex of an avatar you have there, Spidergoat.

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  15. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Nice blue dot on yours, too.
     
  16. Bells Staff Member

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    Most disgusting thing I have ever eaten..

    Hmm..

    Was going to dinner with my cousin at her sister's house and we had to stop off at her friend's house to drop something off. She had made 'nibblies'. One of them was this deep fried ball of batter. She told us it was chicken. On the first bite I looked down and saw this dark mush and it felt really slimy in my mouth. I asked her if this was chicken and she giggled and said no, it's escargot dipped in batter and fried. I gagged, spat it out into my napkin then promptly ran to the bathroom and threw up violently. We had to beat a hasty retreat as she became offended that her cooking made me so ill.

    By the time I arrived at my cousin's house, I think I had to stop the car about 3 times due to gagging and wanting to throw up.

    :bawl:
     
  17. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    I eat a lot of things that other people find disgusting

    ^^^like escargot (yummy!)

    I also love offal, I've eaten head, eyes, tongue, brain, lungs, heart, stomach, intestine, udders. I love to suck on fish eyes, chew on shrimp heads and much on squid and octopus, swallow raw oysters and clams.

    I also love bone marrow and spleen, liver, kidneys and all that crap.

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    I do draw the line at worms and cockroaches, though I've eaten the first accidentally (did not gag) and almost bit into the second once (that might have made me gag).
     
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  18. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I have never known a guy to admit that. Kudos to your bravery! :worship:
     
  19. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Have to admit I did not even know what that meant!

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    And yea, kudos indeed!
     
  20. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    I've only seen that one time. A guy came walking out of the bedroom after a party the night before and ...well...apparently he was too drunk to notice and she didn't tell him.
     
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    Uh, I think you win.

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  23. Gondolin Hell hath no fury like squid Registered Senior Member

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    Cesspool, huh?
     

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