Coolest way to commit suicide?

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  1. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    I tried posting this in the Cesspool but the site won't let me start a new thread there.

    What's your opinion?

    I think impaling yourself with a sword...very death metal altogether...

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  3. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Your wish is my command.

    On topic: Jumping out of a speeding car falling off a cliff and falling into a pack of ravenous beasts.
    Caught on camera.
     
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  5. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    I prefer life myself and don't dwell on death because when it happens there's nothing I can do to prevent it, so I live each day to its fullest. Don't worry this thread will end up inthe cesspool just give it a chance. You can't post threads in the cesspool because they won't allow you to.
     
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  7. Read-Only Valued Senior Member

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    What a waste! "Coolest" way, indeed! Is that all you can come up with to discuss????
     
  8. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Nitroglycerin enema??
     
  9. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Visiting the impact site of an meteorite before it hits..

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    Edit: and staying there until it hits of course.. lol
     
  10. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    That reminds me of how George died on Dead Like Me. A space toilet...who'd a thunk it. :shrug:
     
  11. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    lol
     
  12. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Pretty much any catastrophe that would wipe out humanity, or at least a large part of it, would be cool to witness

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  13. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    How would that be suicide? :shrug:
     
  14. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I got carried away.. lol sorry

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  15. Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    There is nothing cool about suicide

    Coolest way to die.........fighting for your country or military firing squad
     
  16. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    for being gay right?
     
  17. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    That's not cool, it's stupid..
     
  18. Kovak Registered Senior Member

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    Coolest way to die/suicide?;for me surfing a mountainous wave ,lining up for a long tube(wall of moving water that envelops you in a cacoon of sorts) and never coming out OR kayaking down a 30 meter pristine waterfall in the rainforest.I find this a strangley comforting way to end...
     
  19. Norsefire Salam Shalom Salom Registered Senior Member

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    No, it's cool because you go down with a purpose and with honour
     
  20. recain Registered Member

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    The coolest way to commit suicide is to spend the last 10 years of your life doing humanitarian and volunteer work to help the needy. Then you can kill yourself any way you want..
     
  21. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Kovak,
    I completely see where you're coming from and yes they are noble ways to die but not suicide. I don't think anyone is feeling suicidal when they pull into that wave.

    I've been there. Taking off on that mountainous wave, being enveloped, staring death in the face. It loses a little romanticism at the point where you realise you are in deep trouble and the ocean is far from ready to release you from its grip.
    Obviously, I made it out, a bit worse for wear.

    Incidentally, I've been surfing in big swells the last two days ( East coast of Australia is getting hammered at the moment), yesterday, bodysurfing, I gutted out of a couple of waves that I once would never have hesitated on.
    Age is creeping up!
    Today I scored a couple.

    I'm never gonna suicide but when I'm too old ( if I get there) I'm gonna park my ancient arse under a coconut palm and play Russian roulette with falling coconuts.
    Just me and a big bottle of gin.
     
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  23. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Sitting in a rocking chair at sunset watching the sun gently fading away with a cool breeze blowing throgh my hair sipping some good brandy. :bawl:
     

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