Kakihara would kick his ass. Well, technically, he would get his ass beat for a bit, then he would ridicule your man for not beating him soundly enough and proceed to shove chopsticks in his ears, disembowel him, and masturbate over the still steaming remains. He really is a sensitive soul.
No joke: this is the funniest post I've ever read on Sciforums. Yeah, Stone Cold Steve Austin is the fucking man. Don't you just admire his ability to catch countless cans of beer thrown at him from twenty feet away with just a single hand? It's a shame his knees have turned to jelly, or else he'd be whooping ass. He's also very clever. How many times has he offered an honest handshake, only to (unexpectedly) turn it into a kick to the stomach, followed by an abrupt stunner? I've lost count.
pffft, whata joke.... Why don't you tell him that you find him to be a most beautiful man? He'd beat you so hard...
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I don't like NASCAR, but I like looking at Jeff Gordon. Its the eyes. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Too blockish for me, I like angles. James Franco Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Yummy. Here's another one of my favorites that make people go WTF. Alan Rickman: Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Oh, no. I get Alan Richkman. He is so much more than his looks. He has presence. You have to look at him, you just can't help yourself.
Oh man, I would be so honoured if he beat me. If he stomped mudholes in me before flipping me off with both hands really close to my face, shit, I don't want to get too carried away thinking about that... No wait, you know what? This is what this thread is about, I should enjoy myself. Yeah fingering my face, mmm yeah, you finger it. That's a nice black t-shirt you're wearing, raisin' hell huh? Is that a new one? Hypocrite, the guy drives nascar, as if he doesn't beat women. Imagine the eyes blank with rage when you get him the wrong brand of chewin tobacca. Seriously though, that is the funniest photo of a man posing I've ever seen. And they're all a little funny, but the "fish out of water" comedic element in that picture is something else. The shoot would have been hilarious. "now jeff, maybe put your hands on the guard rail and stare like yer thinkin". (I assume a hillbilly took the photo) Why isn't he wearing a belt by the way? You get the feeling he had a rope or power chord in his pants and they thought they better take it out for the photo. You just can't give someone like that enough money to look rich, poverty is embedded in his genes. The way that "glamour shot" has turned out I think visually sums up how ludicrous NASCAR is.
Bisexual, although I've recently been referred to as pansexual by a friend of mine. The post about Rickman though wasn't meant to be taken in a sexual context so I'm not sure why you'd ask that question in response to that post; do you find something sexual about being turned into pulp?
your absolutly right,alan rickman is gorgeous! i love him in harry potter, i think he's just a brilliant all round person.
