The most improbable event

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  1. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

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    What is the most improbable event that you can imagine? Something so unlikely to happen that the odds are a multitude of multitude of billions to 1?

    I think I have the answer and its truly massive!
     
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  3. jpappl Valued Senior Member

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    All the animals and insects conspire to gang up on us humans and kick our asses.

    I don't know, you seem to have the answer. So what is it ?
     
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  5. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Whatever proves beyond any doubt whatsoever that god exists.
     
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  7. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    I think the most improbable event is that we will figure out the question which leads to the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything.
     
  8. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Sam admits she's incorrect?

    I think I win.
     
  9. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    My sister turns into a giant fruit bat and then builds a castle out of marshmellow. Then Barack Obama comes to visit and eats the whole thing, while an orchestra plays through the entire score of Wagner's Ring cycle. Then the Earth explodes and everybody dies except me because I happen to be rescued at the last minute by a green pixie named Horace.
     
  10. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    Bugger. I was going to suggest us figuring out the meaning of the universe only to have it disappear instantly and be replaced by something even more unfathomable.
    But I've got to hand it to you I'm afraid.
     
  11. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    You know Horace?

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    How's he doing?
     
  12. nietzschefan Thread Killer Valued Senior Member

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    Right now from where i'm thinking?

    World Peace. We are here, like we are here on sciforums. To fuck with each other.
     
  13. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    Woohoo! let the fucking commence! who's getting paired with draq? It's his first time so we need someone gentle.
     
  14. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Give him the old Sponge!! They have a history...

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  15. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    God making an appearance for all to see?
     
  16. kurros Registered Senior Member

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    What if one doesn't ascribe to a Bayesian view of probability? Then your question is meaningless

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  17. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    All the particles in the universe simultaneously move parallel to the same vector (assuming we can agree on a frame of reference).
     
  18. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    'Tater Baby buys CSX and changes the name back to Conrail, then rebuilds "Anzio Annie" to fire antimatter rounds... ...gives me the whole system as a birthday present - along with a bag of "El Splundge-O-Fume", if you know what I mean... ...then departs, warbling - Don't blow it, Twinkle-Balls, which of course, I understand wholeheartedly...

    ...and it rains, and rains, and rains...

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  19. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    That's still more probable than god existing..
     
  20. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    What is six times seven?

    That one is taken care of, now onto James' scenario...
     
  21. Nasor Valued Senior Member

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    Shuffle a standard deck of 52 cards until they are randomized. Whatever order of cards you get, the odds of that particular combination of cards appearing is 1 in 52!, which is about 1 in 8*10^67, or one in eighty million trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion. If that's not unlikely enough for you, just shuffle two decks together, which gets the odds up to 1 in 10^166.
     
  22. alexb123 The Amish web page is fast! Valued Senior Member

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    Another rule, the event must also occur if given enough time.
     
  23. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    If the event must occur if given enough time it isn't exactly improbable, is it ?
     

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