It's probably an SAS-trained insurgent squirrel that got lost on a mission in Iraq. Lay a false trail (to fool Iraqi troops), bury the body and cover the grave. Hide his weapons.
I'm not touching its weapons.. you know.. Besides, I could never catch them all without at least one of them biting me.
That's clever, starting the denial process now. Deny everything. "I don't know what you're talking about Mr Torturer. I didn't see any squirrel. I didn't touch his weapons" etc.
It might not even come that. I might be dead and buried myself before anyone ever starts thinking of interrogating me. That might be the last meal you ever eat. Chicken stew?
Seriously Indecent Proposals: Citing this thread as evidence I propose that everything below the Life line be deleted and cessed. And in future nothing with a silly name, particularly one with fewer than 8 characters should ever be granted forum membership. And absolutely no women. If this is done I guarantee no trolling.
Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Who are you? Were you the reigning shy/quiet misunderstood member while I was gone?Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! What's up with the no chicks? I like it here.
"Silly" is relative and subjective. Fewer than 8 characters? But... concision is laudable! For why? Pfft, you overestimate the idiocy of males.
You forgot to propose a War Subforum with me as moderator. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Plus my user name is perfection incarnate, so I sure as the Devil's rump is red ain't a-goin' ter change it. :mufc:
Add four more letters and I'll consider speaking to you. I propose a subforum called Flame Wars with xxxxkilljoy as moderator. And then explain exactly why, in this technologically advanced century, we still have wars.
Which 4 letters ? How about 4 hitherto unknown and invisible runes which serve in the stead of letters ? Alternately, I might be persuaded to consider Lord God Commanding Wubbsy Incendiary attacks are good. Evidence of "collateral damage" is usually obliterated. War Is Our Destiny