Would you rather......?

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  1. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    Satan

    Would you rather...

    1) Have to do a complete sobriety test at a sobriety checkpoint on the way home from a winery after you've been drinking for 5 hours straight. End up blowing a .07 (legal limit being .08). Then get the nervous farts in front of the cop.

    or

    2) After having done a sobriety check, realize you don't have your license and have to drive BACK to the cops and find the one cop out of the thirty on the side of the road and politely ask for your license back.
     
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  3. Grim_Reaper I Am Death Destroyer of Worlds Registered Senior Member

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    Well it would depend on whether or not the location you cut your leg off was within hoping distance of a Hospital.

    I would have to say cutting off the leg.
     
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  5. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Nervous farts!
     
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  7. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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  8. I.d say b "bad beath" because I can just give them mouth wash lol.
     
  9. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Would you rather rape someone or be raped yourself?
     
  10. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    ....Jesus! I guess I would rather be raped.
     
  11. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    Rape. lol

    Would you rather work in a job that paid you 4,000 every month

    or

    work in a job where you received the entire 48,000 up front at the beginning of each year?
     
  12. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    4,000 every month.

    Would you rather give your life to save thousands...

    or

    Have thousands give their lives to save you?
     
  13. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I'm assuming those thousand are humans?
    If so, I'd rather have thousand give up their lives to save me

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    Would you rather:
    - work in a job that paid you 4,000 USD every month?
    - receive 2,000 USD monthly and you don't have to work?
     
  14. Grim_Reaper I Am Death Destroyer of Worlds Registered Senior Member

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    Work for 4000 USD every month work keeps me busy and not able to think the bad things.

    Would you rather

    Set your stupid Neigbour on fire
    or
    Move to a new house.
     
  15. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Set my stupid neighbor on fire ( I have a few that have it coming)

    Would you rather

    Eat 5 live Cockroaches
    or
    Lay in a tank of huge earthworms for 5 mins.
     
  16. Grim_Reaper I Am Death Destroyer of Worlds Registered Senior Member

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    Easy the earth worms I hate Cock roaches

    Would you rather

    Eat a pile of Dung

    or

    A pile of live intestinal parasites.
     
  17. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    Dung

    Would you rather lick a male strangers armpit

    Or lick your dogs butt?
     
  18. Grim_Reaper I Am Death Destroyer of Worlds Registered Senior Member

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    Dogs Butt
     
  19. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    male strangers armpit.

    Would you rather eat baby seals or dog?
     
  20. Grim_Reaper I Am Death Destroyer of Worlds Registered Senior Member

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    Baby seals Dog is too gamy

    Would you rather drink a gallon of salt water

    or

    A gallon of safe Blood.
     
  21. Thoreau Valued Senior Member

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    Blood

    Eat a pint of poo?

    or

    Drink a pint of pee?
     
  22. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Either way, I'll be barfing it right back up, so I'll go with salt water.

    Pee

    If you had to live with a parent the rest of your life, would you rather it be your Mom or your Dad?
     
  23. Grim_Reaper I Am Death Destroyer of Worlds Registered Senior Member

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    dad would be more relaxed

    Would you rather

    Stab out your eye with a pen

    or

    Listen to the most boring person in the world you know.
     

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