Is your Pet Eccentric?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by ScaryMonster, Sep 2, 2010.

  1. Kat9Lives Registered Senior Member

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    i know.. here she is looking regal again..

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  3. Ahem embrace simplicity Registered Senior Member

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    Siam knows how to meow, but he hardly ever does. When he wants my attention, he will stand on his hind legs and tap me on the shoulder with a paw.
    I wonder how he knows to do that?
    He eats wet cat food with his paw. It's unusual, but so cute.
    When I come home from work, he races past me, scampers up the tree trunk and looks over his "shoulder" to make sure I saw him show off.
    If I pretend not to see him scamper up the tree, he comes down and does it again.
    He doesn't like to be held, but will allow it. The whole time he will make a low growling noise to let you know he's not liking it!
    He makes the same noise when I give him a flea bath. He will stand in the water and not scratch me or try to run, but will say, "Grrrrrrr" the whole time.
    He has blue eyes and is a good kitty. He never scratches on the furniture or pees on the floor.

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  5. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Is that an intentional cross?
    Makes a fine looking animal.
     
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  7. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Well they don't fuck around at the doggie crematorium.

    I did wake up one winter's night to the smell of burning dog. My Staffie cross had fallen asleep in front of the fire and was a bit singed.

    I've had two staffie cross kelpies and they are stupid. Loveable, not a mean body in their squat little bodies, but not real bright!

    Staffies are talkative too. Love a chat.
    A friend had a staffie who would kick a soccer ball along with it's nose and then run full pelt and jump to land belly first on the rolling ball and bounce itself off to a mad tumble. Very funny to watch.
     
  8. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    In the UK Staffies have got a terrible reputation, due to the type of people who buy them. They brutalise the animals to drive them mad, so they are suitable for fighting and biting people.

    Any animal shelter will have about three quarters Staffies and Staffie crosses, abandoned. No-one will adopt them.
    If you are walking a Staffie, people will cross the road.

    Despite the number of Staffies available at the RSPCA, people will pay £300 for a pup from an unofficial breeder.
    If you want to adopt a dog, the RSPCA come round to your house and check you out first.
    So they stump up the £300.
     
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  9. SilentLi89 Registered Senior Member

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    My old dog Tobi (9 years) has attitude issues. If you make him mad he'll cold shoulder you for the rest of the day. He wears his emotions on his "sleeves", he is the king of dirty looks and hates being bothered. He has turned into a extra grumpy curmudgeon.

    My puppy Peaches (9 months) is afraid of everything, the fan, shoes, plastic bags, paper bags, cameras, people, paper plates, bowls, aluminum pans, crumbs on the floor, the dark, hallways, cars, the kitchen, whistling...etc

    But she isn't afraid of the things most dogs fear like the vacuum cleaner, fireworks, gunshots, big mean scary dogs who live in the backyard and wish her dead. She's so weird, but she's so cute at the same time.
     
  10. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    My cat isn't eccentric, she's just stupid.
    She continually smells candles and doesn't seem to notice her whiskers on fire.
    We have a tree frog that climbs the window and our cat charges the window over and over. Bonk, bonk, bonk, bonk. How many times does her head have to hit the window til she figures it out?!
     
  11. ScaryMonster I’m the whispered word. Valued Senior Member

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    Shorty! I don't quite know how to tell you this but Brucie might be possessed by Satan.

    One way you can find out for sure is try to give him a bath.

    If he screams, "LITTLE HUMAN WORM! I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL AND YOUR CHILDREN WHILE YOU SCREAM AND BEG FOR MERCY WHILE THE BLOOD FLOWS OUT OF YOUR EYES LIKE RAIN!"

    It is most likely possessed.

    Then you know what has to be done! -

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  12. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Hmmm, A doggie exorcism eh?

    The power of Lassie compels you!

    WTF, could work.

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  13. ScaryMonster I’m the whispered word. Valued Senior Member

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    Well she can always write to Helen's Pet Exorcism and Advice Column!

    http://www.somethingawful.com/d/helen-gunther/helens-pet-exorcism.php

    example being:
    "Helen! i need your help! my hamster is possesed i think! when i go to feed him he runs up the wall and bites my hand! then he falls into he cage and rolls around on his back and makes funny noises and all of the water in his bowl turns pink when he touches it. one day i saw him floating in the middle of the room eating a big turkey sandwich but when he saw me he cursed profoundly and dived back into his cage like nothing happened. i would send you the turkey sandwich but its moldy now and sinse i cant afford to buy anything i cant send you anything for a while but if you help i promise ill send you something eventually! please help! hellp mee!!!

    signed, mr chris"
     
  14. Gremmie "Happiness is a warm gun" Valued Senior Member

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    Great name for an exorcist... Helen..lol

    how do you exorcise a rat anyway?

    The power of Willard compels you!?

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  15. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    put him on a blessed hamster wheel..
    hmmm..knowing how ppl are..that would be a good way to get money..
    pet exorcism services..
     
  16. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    LOL... When turn the hose on he tries to bite the water and he was muttering something, but I couldn't make it out :shrug:

    ......he also bites the vacuum cleaner when I try to vacuum. What do you make of that?
     
  17. ScaryMonster I’m the whispered word. Valued Senior Member

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    He's obviously evil, you need to shave him to see if he has 666 written under his fur.
    If he does then he is the harbinger of the end time! When the Whore of Babylon with the ten horns and shit will ride the tainted goat of Azeroth!
    Or is that the world of Warcraft? All this omen shit in mixing me up.

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  18. Varda The Bug Lady Valued Senior Member

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    Ok everyone in this thread, listen up.
    I'm about to tell you a fact of life.

    Nobody gives a shit about your pet.

    Evidence of that is how everyone comes in to talk about their own pet and ignore everyone else's post.
    Do us a favor and keep your damn pet to yourself ok?
     
  19. Search & Destroy Take one bite at a time Moderator

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    lol party over
     
  20. ScaryMonster I’m the whispered word. Valued Senior Member

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    Everyone, Varda needs a hug!


    and a puppy

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  21. Spud Emperor solanaceous common tater Registered Senior Member

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    Hey Varda, so what's your pet hate?

    But you're right, I don't give a shit about O.P's pets.

    My pet pet hate is other people's Maltese Shi Tzu crosses.
    I mean fancy taking two already pretty pathetic breeds and thinking that mingling their individually fucked up traits that you end up a better mongrel than the angry pooncy little fuckers that you bred. I hate their angry little small dog syndrome personalities and I especially can't stand how they go bald when they're older and get eczema and all you see are red raw bellies and arseholes.
    A colleague has one of these skanky little yap dogs and it wanted to stick it's grubby little paws on my clean duds the other day - I threatened to put a stick up it's ugly red date and use it as a mop.
     
  22. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    Are you talking about the dog that is called the American Staffordshire Terrier in the UK? That's just the American Pit Bull Terrier, renamed because of the bad publicity the breed has lately gathered.

    This is a recent phenomenon caused by a demand for vicious dogs for dogfighting and also by gangsters for personal protection. The original American Staffordshire Terrier was a perfectly nice dog, made famous by Pete the Pup in the "Our Gang"/"Little Rascals" movies of the 1920s.

    Today a responsibly raised pit bull is as safe as any other breed with people (bearing in mind that dogs as a species inflict many injuries and even kill humans, but the altercation is usually the result of a human doing something cruel or stupid), but they are not necessarily trustworthy around dogs or any other non-human animals.
     
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