We christians, jews and muslims believe in messisah-our common hope for salvation!

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  1. prof. messolzhenitsy Banned Banned

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    I Shall Right Poems Telling The Rules For Jews, Christian, And Muslim Brothers' Salvation Besides Carrying The Eurasian Folks' Conceptions Related To The New Call For Eternal Peace!
    Wait! Coming Next!
     
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  3. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Preaching or humour?
     
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  5. Neverfly Banned Banned

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    "We christians, jews and muslims believe in messisah-our common hope for salivation! "

    Now, it's humor. Problem solved.
     
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  7. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Don't go solving problems. That just makes enemies of people.
     
  8. Neverfly Banned Banned

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    Ah, but it makes life interesting. Besides, a few more enemies aren't going to kill me...

    wait. What?

    That does make sense, right?
     
  9. GeoffP Caput gerat lupinum Valued Senior Member

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    Of course. And you've just solved another problem.
     
  10. Neverfly Banned Banned

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    In that case, I should be getting paid for this.
     
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    I hope not
     
  12. Ja'far at-Tahir Grand Ayatollah of SciForums Registered Senior Member

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    Fuck off the lot of you. Thumbs up for this thread.
     
  13. IamJoseph Banned Banned

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    The Messiah premise was introduced in the Hebrew bible, and its criteria has not been seen fulfilled since Moses, the first Messiah of his times.

    The first Mesiah was revealed before millions - the next must be revealed via billions. Nothing less must be accepted. One just has to contemplate the grotesque chaos of two new religions both claiming revelations - both in abject contradiction of each other. Buyer beware applies.


    DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE.

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  14. IamJoseph Banned Banned

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    Only 2/3rds. We got zilch from Christianity and Islam. Enumerate please?

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  15. Ja'far at-Tahir Grand Ayatollah of SciForums Registered Senior Member

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    I realize that bitching is in your nature Joseph but do you have to do it in every thread? Why can't you just accept us Muslims and Christians? What is up your ass? I disagree with Judaism and can point out why you are you going to jahannam but I don't, it's the same thing here, ok, you're a Jew and bloody proud of it, we get it, fuck.
     
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    Your right, I should just welcome a religion calling others born of apes and a blessing to kill. But alas I do not. I know that Christians and Muslims don't get a mention in the Hebrew bible - but both those religions appear not able to breathe without mentioning Jews. I think Muslims mention the word Jews more than they do any other names in their scriptures - their media and sermons prove this.

    Just get the spelling right.
     
  17. Ja'far at-Tahir Grand Ayatollah of SciForums Registered Senior Member

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    What's wrong with this message?

    Hazrat Musa (as) was Muslim.

    Go on, that's right, play victim.
     
  18. Moran Registered Senior Member

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    I Shall Right Poems ....

    Thats humour enough for me. Right all the wrongs, poetry or prose. Will you do this by writing anew? I Shall Write Poems indeed!
     
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    I wish we had more theist vs theist flame wars.
     
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