Would you sell your dog?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Syzygys, Oct 19, 2010.

  1. jpappl Valued Senior Member

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    The first time I caught him I left my beer in a glass of course on the table and I went to use the phone. Only about half the beer was left. I come around the corner and there he was one leg way up in the air trying to balance as he crammed his head down in there so he could get it with his tongue.

    The bad part at that moment was realizing how many times I thought maybe my wife took a sip or two because I noticed it was lower then when I left it.

    I was like damn it. That F8cker.

    It wasn't his first time.

    I named him Garcia after the Reno911 character who always runs away whenever there's trouble.

    Any offers for a beer stealing dog ?
     
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  3. Kat9Lives Registered Senior Member

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    never. i would never sell my dogs.
    it would break my little heart..
    if i wanted more cash, i'd go out and earn it.
     
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  5. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    I would sooner sell a child than my lil cat...
     
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  7. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    gosh j, just get him his own beer dish like the one poohbear has. it's nice to share.
     
  8. adoucette Caca Occurs Valued Senior Member

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    And I'm sure the poohbear knows this, and has you wrapped around her little paw.

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  9. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    i love that dog so much. she's my best friend. she is so beautiful, and smart, and sweet. i don't even deserve her. she's 13 now, and i find myself spontaneously tearing up at the thought of her leaving me. i can't stand it. :bawl:
     
  10. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Then get her a friend so she can pass along stuff that she knows about you to the next dog.

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  11. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    My cat doesn't drink much, just a taste. What was funny was one time I put Marijuana extract in there, and she got high! She was scared of her own tail and ran around in circles!
     
  12. jpappl Valued Senior Member

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    He's had his share.

    But I will consider it a reward the next time he gets locked in by accident and doesn't wet the floor.

    Good idea.
     
  13. jpappl Valued Senior Member

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    LOL. How long did it take to come down.

    Eating or ingesting it is a lot different than smoking it.

    So I heard

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  14. NMSquirrel OCD ADHD THC IMO UR12 Valued Senior Member

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    lol..yes, give him something that will make him pee..
     
  15. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    So Lori, imagine your dog gets hit by a car and dies. All for free. A trillion for her would be better.
    not to mention that knowing her age, she will probably die quite soon, probably in less than 3 years. (sorry, but that is a very likely scenario)

    So for a lots of money, you could do so many wonderful things, like feed the needy, neutering stray cats, whatever...
     
  16. Kat9Lives Registered Senior Member

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    Syzygys..
    i'd sell you for a dollar.
     
  17. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Now isn't that a very kind thing to do to an animal that trusts you to insure that no harm comes to it. Not a very smart thing to do to something that has no way to understand what is happening to it because it trusted you to do it no harm. But I guess you got a good laugh out of watching a animal suffer. :spank:
     
  18. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    ..and I would buy myself for that much...

    Can't you handle a hypothetical question? I bet you are a woman...
     
  19. Kat9Lives Registered Senior Member

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    can't you handle a joke without getting defensive?? I bet you are not a woman.

    jokes..jokes...dont' get a bee in your bonnet... it was all in good fun.

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  20. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    Thank god, otherwise I couldn't sell my dog!
     
  21. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    We breed dogs so we get to sell them to people and make them happy. But we're "backyard breeders" so our adult dogs are members of our family and no, they're not for sale. They watch TV with us and sleep in our bed. (Not all on the same night or there'd be no room for us with eleven of them.)

    My wife and I have had to live apart for economic reasons for several years, and one of the dogs I have here with me is the joy of my life. She's got the other nine in a huge house on five acres.

    If by some bizarre twisted bad-movie plot, selling him to Bin Laden or an an overlord from Tau Ceti would bring about world peace, avert a meteor strike, or something like that, well then of course I would be a good World Citizen and make the sacrifice. But that's comparable to sacrificing my own life for the greater good. Sure, as a good swimmer I'd jump into a raging river to save a drowning baby, knowing that I might not be good enough to survive, much less save him. But I wouldn't do it for money.

    But selling him just for the money? No way. Pets are members of the family who love you and trust you unconditionally. That's the whole point. We have to repay that love and trust, it's one of the things that makes us human. Anyone who would sell their dog just for the money, without an overriding reason such as an allergy or being about to go to prison for twenty years, is not someone I want in my community--or on my planet.
     
  22. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    I would sell him for a price.....for that matter I would sell Nietzschefan for a price too.

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  23. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    I've got an outdoor cat you can have for free.
     

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