My friend Hermann Minkowski opened up a snowboarding resort after he retired. It was an utter failure. Can you guess why?
"Woodbine" - because you can go for a quick drag in the park. This does rely heavily on UK English vernacular: "going for a drag" is "going outside to smoke a cigarette" and Woodbines were a famous brand of cigarette (at one time).
. About 20 years ago, I met a guy from Ireland. He told me that when he 1st came to the US, he got silence & strange looks in a bar after asking where he could get some fags. .