Jesus Failed

Discussion in 'Religion' started by Ivor Bigun, Nov 12, 2017.

  1. Ivor Bigun Registered Member

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    There are lots of outlandish claims about Jesus.
    Some say he came to America with his uncle and sold firewater to the Injuns.

    According to the Bible, Jesus was going to save the Jews from the Romans.
    They kicked his ass (30 CE) and their asses (70CE).

    But most of all, Jesus was supposed to be the King of the Jews !

    He was never their King and could never be their King.

    They wouldn't have a Christian King.

    Anyway, he's dead.

    He failed.
     
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  3. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    The most important message ever, literally sent down from Heaven, and Jesus couldn't get anyone to write it down first-hand.

    ♫Why did you pick such a strange place in such a strange time?
    Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication!♫
     
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  5. Kittamaru Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Adieu, Sciforums. Valued Senior Member

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    To be fair, if Jesus descended from Heaven today upon a ray of Holy Light, then proceeded to heal the sick and injured with but a touch of His hands, he would be run out of America, mostly by so-called Christians, who couldn't accept the fact that He was a middle easterner...
     
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  7. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    Not relevant to him failing to hire a scribe.
     
  8. sculptor Valued Senior Member

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    Roland?
     
  9. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    So true... plus the ones who dont drank the cool-aid an realize that Jesus is a wolf in sheeps clothin complicit wit the Holey-Bible monster-God.!!!

    PS:::

    Them "so-called Christans" are the worst... huh.!!!
     
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  10. timojin Valued Senior Member

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    What do you see wrong with Jesus teaching ? Don't blame Jesus for the evil Christian do . Not all are real follower of His teaching. Ask yourself are you a true believer in the law of the land ?
     
  11. timojin Valued Senior Member

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    You are wrong he is not dead , he lives in may people's soul.
    Look into history His teaching conquered the Roman empires.
    Your understanding and knowledge of history have room for improvement.
     
  12. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    His teaching won Constantine, who didn't bother converting until he was about to die. Purely cynical political move.
     
  13. timojin Valued Senior Member

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    Whatever you want to say and analyse , that is the fact. Same as now in this country , the looser blame Russia for Trumps victory.
     
  14. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, it's a fact that the Roman "conversion" was ordered by political fiat.
     
  15. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    Yet he has billions of followers, no one can beat that record. Respect to JC.
     
  16. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    Oh really? How many people live as he told them to?

    BTW, ever hear of Buddha?
     
  17. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Except Islam.
     
  18. kx000 Valued Senior Member

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    It's that he comes again and frees the fallen angel of knowledge. Ridding Lucifer and the world, only with the power of his own air, of Hate and Doubt and there devilish ways as imperfectly moral demons.
     
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  19. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Lucifer knows god exists and doesn't seem to worship him. Maybe he knows something we don't.
     
  20. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    So true... an just magine all the horrors ther woud be in this world if Jesus didnt have all those followers.!!!
     
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  21. davewhite04 Valued Senior Member

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    Muhammad played a major role in the creation of the Quran, whereas Jesus played no role in the creation of the new testament. Jesus had nothing to gain in this life, yet muhammad was treat like a king. Crazy this hatred for Jesus, it's hilarious because he predicted that too!
     
  22. Gawdzilla Sama Valued Senior Member

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    WWI, WWII, The Hundred Years War, The Indian Wars, The Spanish Conquistadors, etc. Jesus stopped all that shit.
     
  23. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    What hatred? We know almost nothing about Jesus.
     

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