Jokes and Funny Stories II

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    Jesus walked on water because he knew where the rocks were. It was all stage magic, just the like the wine trick at his wedding to Mary Magdalene...

    You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
     
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    Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 72 years oldl Valued Senior Member

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    Stephen Fry on QI

    Surgeon talking to a patient waiting on cornea replacement

    "We haven't any donor eyes at the moment"
    Looks out of window
    "But it's raining so it shouldn't be to long"

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    Musika Last in Space Valued Senior Member

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    Musika Last in Space Valued Senior Member

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  22. Michael 345

    Michael 345 New year. PRESENT is 72 years oldl Valued Senior Member

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    Is that god playing doctor?

    Take two tablets and call me in the morning

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